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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:Edmonton Alberta Canada
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#3 - "In general or with guys like you?" Not kno… 07/07/2014 on Funny cause it's true... +3
#2 - Fast forward again to the next day and I was bragging to the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Funny cause it's true... +2
User avatar #3 - bettertron (07/07/2014) [-]
"In general or with guys like you?"

Not knowing how to react I just said. "Guys like me."

She responded.

"No not usually, I usually stick to people like me. But you are super cute."

I was really confused as to what she was talking about, "people like her" It was very odd sounding to me, and I didn't quite know what to think, luckily she filed the silence in my head. By asking

"Why, do you do this stuff often?"

I responded "No, to be honest this is my first time."

She said back provocatively. " Okay don't worry then, I can do all the work. We don't even have to touch tips or anything."

I finally figured it out.

Fuck

She was a guy. Or part guy at least. I didn't know what to do so I just got up and ran out of the house while he or she was still changing.

After I got home I looked at her facebook and it was very clear that she was a transvestite and I ignored it in my drunken haze. I feel bad for that whole situation and abandoning her, but I am not into that and I panicked. She late messaged me "WTF" on facebook and shortly after blocked me. I felt like an idiot and still do to this day. But I learned to never underestimate the power of beer goggles.

TL;DR a three year old made my drunk ass buy a transvestite flowers
#1 - I never used to believe that this actually happened. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Funny cause it's true... +2
User avatar #2 - bettertron (07/07/2014) [-]
Fast forward again to the next day and I was bragging to the same buddy that past out that I was going to get laid by this girl on facebook (I've never really been a stud had only a couple random encounters before, and never one so direct where she came on to me so strongly.) He told me I was going to lost my kidney in a bathtub and I assured him it wouldn't happen do to us having mutual facebook friends who she was seen in pictures with ( I know this is bad reasoning, but I REALLY wanted to get laid.) I was ready to set out on my facebook conquest but nothing could prepare me for what was about to happen next.

Later that night I decided I would try be a stud and bring her roses (Like I said, I don't do this often.) I picked them up from the store and decided to bring them over with me. I got to her door of her house a little nervous but ready for this I knocked. I barely seen her when she opened the door as she quickly took the flowers from me and buried her nose in them, she quickly turned around and said she needed to put them in water, I got a view of her from behind, I thought she looked cute. After she put the flowers in the water she turned to me and I got my first look at her face and I could tell something was a little off. Not only was she distinctly less pretty than I remembered but she also seemed to have a stronger jaw line, not something I'm into. She giggled at the look of confusion in my eyes and somehow misdiagnosed it for lust. She said

"Well you sure seem ready, Let me get ready too."

She stepped into another room really close to the living room I was in. Now while I didn't find this girl super attractive, I was already married to the idea of a random hook up so I decided to go ahead with it anyway. I didn't know what to say, but I knew she was within ear shot so I stupidly said.

"Do you do this often?"

I felt the words sound very idiotic even as they came out of my mouth. I got lucky though as she replied.
User avatar #3 - bettertron (07/07/2014) [-]
"In general or with guys like you?"

Not knowing how to react I just said. "Guys like me."

She responded.

"No not usually, I usually stick to people like me. But you are super cute."

I was really confused as to what she was talking about, "people like her" It was very odd sounding to me, and I didn't quite know what to think, luckily she filed the silence in my head. By asking

"Why, do you do this stuff often?"

I responded "No, to be honest this is my first time."

She said back provocatively. " Okay don't worry then, I can do all the work. We don't even have to touch tips or anything."

I finally figured it out.

Fuck

She was a guy. Or part guy at least. I didn't know what to do so I just got up and ran out of the house while he or she was still changing.

After I got home I looked at her facebook and it was very clear that she was a transvestite and I ignored it in my drunken haze. I feel bad for that whole situation and abandoning her, but I am not into that and I panicked. She late messaged me "WTF" on facebook and shortly after blocked me. I felt like an idiot and still do to this day. But I learned to never underestimate the power of beer goggles.

TL;DR a three year old made my drunk ass buy a transvestite flowers
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