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#63 - one time when i was in 2nd grade, my mom could only afford to …  [+] (9 replies) 05/12/2015 on Found this thought it was nice +8
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#78 - iqequalzero (05/12/2015) [-]
..." could only afford to get me a bike for christmas"

Uhm, as far as gift giving goes, bikes are fucking expensive.
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#132 - betterguygreg (05/12/2015) [-]
It was a very cheap bike she got from a yard sale
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#64 - brothergrimm (05/12/2015) [-]
Have you ever apologized to her about it?
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#65 - betterguygreg (05/12/2015) [-]
I just kind of shove it to the back of my brain like an asshole and hope she doesn't remember it. I try to make up for it by being the best son i can. I give her 200$ a week out of my paycheck and just little things like that to help her out.
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#66 - brothergrimm (05/12/2015) [-]
Trust me dude, i know the very idea of it hurts but you'll feel much better if you apologize to her for it. Be a man and own your wrong doings.
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#67 - betterguygreg (05/12/2015) [-]
shit dude i think I'll have to do it.
#127 - kandiman (05/12/2015) [-]
Oh Funnyjunk, you guys are douchebags in general but we are really just nice guys deep down :')
#90 - bwiedieter (05/12/2015) [-]
I concur whole-heartedly. You´ll feel so much better, and more importantly: SHE REMEMBERS. Think of how much better she will feel.
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#73 - goodatlosing (05/12/2015) [-]
You'll be a better guy, Greg.

No but seriously, he's right. Not only will it relieve you of that burden, it may even serve as a bonding experience with your mom. Hope all goes well!
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