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#5 - Prebb Btart 08/30/2015 on OC-Console Hero +9
#5 - I don't get it, do people not like the kettle bell? I… 08/29/2015 on Proper use of a kettle bell. 0
#21 - this guy pisses me off for no obvious reason  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Punchline in the Title +11
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#48 - blokrokker (08/29/2015) [-]
because his job is tasting ice cream, he has a solid gold spoon, and he can rock a bow tie? Now you have three obvious reasons.
#65 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
Are you for real? you're one hell of a patient person to stand how this man is behaving. He'd drive people in a closed room insane.
#41 - thejudgingmoose (08/29/2015) [-]
It is most likely because this man is paid ludicrous amounts of money taste ice cream with a golden spoon and pretend he is an expert on how to taste something.

Yes, that spoon is gold. It is not just colored gold.
#84 - tiles (08/29/2015) [-]
No, he is literally an expert. He has tasted over something like 200 million gallons of ice cream and his taste buds are valued at $1,000,000.
You can't pretend to be an expert with a million dollar tongue.
#86 - thejudgingmoose (08/29/2015) [-]
Fund me to taste over 200 different gallons of different ice creams and you can pay me MUCH less.

Fuck, you can pay me in ice cream. I like butter pecan.
#2 - Cole Train baby! 08/28/2015 on Look at that mans firm butt. +1
#8 - Picture 08/28/2015 on Revolver Ocelot 0
#13 - and people wonder why anime gets so much flak  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2015 on End clip +4
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#19 - dndxplain (08/28/2015) [-]
the anime is basically ferenheit 451 meets sex jokes the anime
#105 - menshuns pleez 08/27/2015 on Cancer is Beautiful xoxo +1
#23 - Just know that you gave Gizmo the best life anyone could have,… 08/26/2015 on Melting the coldest of hearts +2
#99 - sounds like SOMEONE just wants to **** babies and dogs and may…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Real Unpopular Opinions 0
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#101 - DivineInfinity (08/26/2015) [-]
Pedophilia = ages <13
Hebephilia = 11-14
Ephebophilia = 15-19

Call me a prude, but I don't think pedophilia can be done "safely" for the most part. MAYBE from hebephilia and onwards, I guess...

Incest depends. If you're not gonna have kids or are removed significantly, then I'll add it to the list of things I don't care about.

If cows dont mind having an arm up their butts then they wont mind a humans micro dick. But that differs from animal to animal. I think its okay if youre not screwing a pug or something.

In general, people or animals should not suffer. I don't know if insects and sponges can feel pain so that is up for discussion

this did make me reflect on my opinions
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#100 - dndxplain (08/26/2015) [-]
sounds like someone can't read stickies
#11 - Largest animal to ever exist on the face of the Earth? Idk if …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2015 on real footage of a blue... +17
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#12 - trollzman (08/26/2015) [-]
i don't think that it's the largest to ever have existed because of all the prehistoric sea animals that were huge and shit , but i'm pretty sure its the largest living today although i could be wrong, you googled it, this is just what i've heard
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#14 - travishein (08/26/2015) [-]
It is the largest that has been discovered. Either existing now or in the fossil record. Until/unless they find something larger, the blue whale is the largest known animal to have ever existed.
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#27 - trollzman (08/26/2015) [-]
ok, fair enough i didn't think it was because of all those prehistoric animals and shit, but i must be wrong shit's crazy then