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betterguygreg

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Date Signed Up:8/12/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
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latest user's comments

#29 - "I just can't" you can't what? you ****… 03/20/2015 on I am not sorry +1
#112 - AWKWAAAARD 03/20/2015 on Bhutan +1
#27 - I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU ************ 03/19/2015 on Dank memes -1
#24 - youre running this into the ground. Do you wanna be fedoralove…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Dank memes 0
User avatar #26 - davidavidson (03/19/2015) [-]
Who are you and why are you trying to talk to me?
User avatar #27 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU MOTHERFUCKER
#61 - you ************ , you finally broke, no glee gifs, i fi… 03/19/2015 on Tittle +3
#31 - **** you crusty dingledick  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Dissed +4
#79 - hongkonglongdong (03/19/2015) [-]
That's not really an insult considering what his actual name means.

Then again, he also says he's 65 so...
#106 - i white guy dibs your comment 03/19/2015 on white dibs 0
#18 - Picture 03/19/2015 on Diapers +1
#21 - Danny is best sexbang 03/19/2015 on Forbidden Passion +3
#78 - damn dude your balls must be the size of jupiter, thats some r…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
#79 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
And to that goodnight!
#76 - I have no clue but i might as well try!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #77 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Listen I'm 5'10 and 130 pounds. I'm enlisting for Force recon, It's going to be the hardest thing in my life. I'll sure as hell break all my bones before I quit, so you can make that job and live a good life with money and less worries!
#78 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
damn dude your balls must be the size of jupiter, thats some real shit right there. Well im about to pass out at my computer so i'm gonna hit the hay. I'll talk to you later tho bretheren, good talk, peace out homie, may the odds be ever in your favor, may the force be with you, you're a wizard harry
#79 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
And to that goodnight!
#74 - The state of Illinois is only allowed to take in around 60 pri…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
#75 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
So what makes you think you can't make it?!
#2 - We all know its joshlol 03/19/2015 on You know who on St Patty's +80
#72 - High hopes: yes. High chances: no probably not lol  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #73 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Why is that? why are the chances low?
User avatar #74 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The state of Illinois is only allowed to take in around 60 prison guards each year now since last year. at least im pretty sure
#75 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
So what makes you think you can't make it?!
#70 - The hard part is getting into the academy, but usually after g…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #71 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Huh, I never knew any of this. That's really interesting, do you have high hopes/chances of getting picked?
User avatar #72 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
High hopes: yes. High chances: no probably not lol
User avatar #73 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Why is that? why are the chances low?
User avatar #74 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The state of Illinois is only allowed to take in around 60 prison guards each year now since last year. at least im pretty sure
#75 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
So what makes you think you can't make it?!
#68 - nothing but a high school diploma. I went to his graduation an…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #69 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
haha, well. do you know the employment chance? as in to get picked up.
User avatar #70 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The hard part is getting into the academy, but usually after graduation you get "shipped" to prisons in the region. Im not entirely informed on how it all works but i think the next go-around for the academy is this October, but im sure thats regional
User avatar #71 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Huh, I never knew any of this. That's really interesting, do you have high hopes/chances of getting picked?
User avatar #72 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
High hopes: yes. High chances: no probably not lol
User avatar #73 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Why is that? why are the chances low?
User avatar #74 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The state of Illinois is only allowed to take in around 60 prison guards each year now since last year. at least im pretty sure
#75 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
So what makes you think you can't make it?!
#66 - prison guard is sweet cash, my brother worked there for 3 mont…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #67 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Well I'll be damned, never considered it. requirements?
User avatar #68 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
nothing but a high school diploma. I went to his graduation and one of the guys he graduated with was about 5'2" and skinny as a twig. Its fascinating really
User avatar #69 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
haha, well. do you know the employment chance? as in to get picked up.
User avatar #70 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The hard part is getting into the academy, but usually after graduation you get "shipped" to prisons in the region. Im not entirely informed on how it all works but i think the next go-around for the academy is this October, but im sure thats regional
User avatar #71 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Huh, I never knew any of this. That's really interesting, do you have high hopes/chances of getting picked?
User avatar #72 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
High hopes: yes. High chances: no probably not lol
User avatar #73 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Why is that? why are the chances low?
User avatar #74 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The state of Illinois is only allowed to take in around 60 prison guards each year now since last year. at least im pretty sure
#75 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
So what makes you think you can't make it?!
#64 - Im working on getting my history ed major. Unless i get an inv…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #65 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Interesting career switch, haha.
User avatar #66 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
prison guard is sweet cash, my brother worked there for 3 months and owns his own apartment, top of the line gaming comp and is going to buy a new truck next week
User avatar #67 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Well I'll be damned, never considered it. requirements?
User avatar #68 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
nothing but a high school diploma. I went to his graduation and one of the guys he graduated with was about 5'2" and skinny as a twig. Its fascinating really
User avatar #69 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
haha, well. do you know the employment chance? as in to get picked up.
User avatar #70 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The hard part is getting into the academy, but usually after graduation you get "shipped" to prisons in the region. Im not entirely informed on how it all works but i think the next go-around for the academy is this October, but im sure thats regional
User avatar #71 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Huh, I never knew any of this. That's really interesting, do you have high hopes/chances of getting picked?
User avatar #72 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
High hopes: yes. High chances: no probably not lol
User avatar #73 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Why is that? why are the chances low?
User avatar #74 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The state of Illinois is only allowed to take in around 60 prison guards each year now since last year. at least im pretty sure
#75 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
So what makes you think you can't make it?!
#62 - I was gonna go into the navy until i met the afformentioned ex…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #63 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Hey buddy, It's never to late...unless medically it is... what are you studying right now? If you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #64 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
Im working on getting my history ed major. Unless i get an invitation to the prison guard academy then ill prob drop out and do that
User avatar #65 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Interesting career switch, haha.
User avatar #66 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
prison guard is sweet cash, my brother worked there for 3 months and owns his own apartment, top of the line gaming comp and is going to buy a new truck next week
User avatar #67 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Well I'll be damned, never considered it. requirements?
User avatar #68 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
nothing but a high school diploma. I went to his graduation and one of the guys he graduated with was about 5'2" and skinny as a twig. Its fascinating really
User avatar #69 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
haha, well. do you know the employment chance? as in to get picked up.
User avatar #70 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The hard part is getting into the academy, but usually after graduation you get "shipped" to prisons in the region. Im not entirely informed on how it all works but i think the next go-around for the academy is this October, but im sure thats regional
User avatar #71 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Huh, I never knew any of this. That's really interesting, do you have high hopes/chances of getting picked?
User avatar #72 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
High hopes: yes. High chances: no probably not lol
User avatar #73 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Why is that? why are the chances low?
User avatar #74 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
The state of Illinois is only allowed to take in around 60 prison guards each year now since last year. at least im pretty sure
#75 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
So what makes you think you can't make it?!
#60 - what branch?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #61 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Marine corps
#58 - will do man, i have limited free time lately because im in col…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #59 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Good, you fucking better. Yeah I don't have much time left till I go talk to a recruiter and enlist.
User avatar #60 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
what branch?
User avatar #61 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Marine corps
#56 - well thanks so much man, that actually means alot. im still pr…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I sleep like a baby 0
User avatar #57 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Hit me up if you ever want to talk,watch shows, movies, play games (Steam ID: Major nod) and if you want me skype but I'm serious.
User avatar #58 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
will do man, i have limited free time lately because im in college and i barely have time to do anything but browse fj while i work, but i'll definitely hit ya up broski
User avatar #59 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Good, you fucking better. Yeah I don't have much time left till I go talk to a recruiter and enlist.
User avatar #60 - betterguygreg (03/19/2015) [-]
what branch?
User avatar #61 - majornod (03/19/2015) [-]
Marine corps
#14 - gifsauce  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2015 on When you're bored on a plane 0
User avatar #82 - kingdaniel (03/19/2015) [-]
Author is minus8 i think
#30 - Ken M (03/19/2015) [-]
>What is google
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#13 - that guys camera has more groove than most white dudes 03/19/2015 on When you're bored on a plane 0
#75 - little egypt beta race right here 03/19/2015 on USA multiple sates 0

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#13 - mvtjets (03/20/2015) [-]
YOU BRING SHAME TO THE CREATURES
YOU BRING SHAME TO THE CREATURES
User avatar #16 to #13 - betterguygreg ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
BUT WHAT DID I DO WRONG
#17 to #16 - mvtjets (03/21/2015) [-]
I am best Nova poster   
   
GF or not 			************
I am best Nova poster

GF or not ************
User avatar #18 to #17 - betterguygreg ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
please just dont hurt my family
User avatar #11 - gleegifs (03/19/2015) [-]
Just so you can be up to date, I now have a separate account for your favorite glee goodness. Carry on.
User avatar #12 to #11 - betterguygreg ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
you bring great sorrow to my family
User avatar #9 - crimzonhazard (03/05/2015) [-]
lol u mad
User avatar #10 to #9 - betterguygreg ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
i am going to destroy you
User avatar #7 - User (07/20/2012) [-]
Thank you...

I guess o.O
User avatar #8 to #7 - betterguygreg ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
*Vanishes into the darkness*
User avatar #5 - ShaunG (07/07/2012) [-]
Your username cracked me up.
User avatar #6 to #5 - betterguygreg ONLINE (07/07/2012) [-]
Why thank you sir!
User avatar #1 - theangryscot (06/22/2012) [-]
dude that guy that reposted that birthday card from 9gag blocked me and deleted my comment cos i busted him...did you see it before it was taken down?
User avatar #3 to #1 - betterguygreg ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
Nope he didn't get me. What a douche.
User avatar #2 to #1 - betterguygreg ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
Ah **** , no, I wonder if he did it to me.
User avatar #4 to #2 - theangryscot (06/22/2012) [-]
i think it was cos i pointed out the fact the he was looking for a source on **** yesterday haha
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