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Video Games Played: PLAY ALL THE GAMES
X-box Gamertag: KoRRoDEAD
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Date Signed Up:5/19/2012
Last Login:10/20/2014
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#12 - Let me get my CORK screw..... Oh wait no sorry i th…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2013 on As you wish, Mallard... +25
#17 - evanj (11/29/2013) [-]
he's wearing a very lovely ducksedo
#13 - sirhyden (11/29/2013) [-]
Ironically enough the Duck has a Corkscrew Penis.....
#33 - kiddiediddler (11/29/2013) [-]
#19 - iviagic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - sirhyden (11/29/2013) [-]
Because he said it didn't apply but it actually did....
#9 - I wasn't saying to brag, i just thought we were sharing storie… 11/28/2013 on How I ask my girlfriend for... 0
#6 - My wife quite often has cold hands which i have discovered fee…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on How I ask my girlfriend for... -1
User avatar #7 - johangran (11/28/2013) [-]
We're all virgins here on FJ, stop lying.
User avatar #9 - bestbeforedeath (11/28/2013) [-]
I wasn't saying to brag, i just thought we were sharing stories so i did also.

#41 - Also another song to note would be this one. ICP's a… 11/26/2013 on A sad truth -1
#38 - If you ask me, despite the fact that ICP sing about raping and… 11/26/2013 on A sad truth +1
#31 - Just realised i wasn't logged in when i posted this. Just so y…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on A sad truth -1
User avatar #55 - makedonski (11/26/2013) [-]
They're really not that bad. Not my kind of music, but I wouldn't understand if people hated on them for the music.
User avatar #41 - bestbeforedeath (11/26/2013) [-]
Also another song to note would be this one.

ICP's albums were known as Joker's cards, and they were brought out as a kind of foretelling of what some saw as a great apocalypse or time of judgement. They told of a time were the carnival would come and your worth would be tested by going on crazy rides like the tilt-a-whirl or the murder go round. And then you would either be thrown into the fires of hell or ascend to Shangri-la (paradise).

When the final Joker's card came out in 2 parts "Hell's pit" and "Shangri-La" there was a track at the end of Shangri-La which basically says "We follow god, we wanted to spread good morals and guidance and we wanted something that the common people in the lowest places could beleive in but we knew that if we openly preached that no-one would hear us so we wrapped all our teachings in "wicked shit" so you would listen."

Thy Unveiling ICP With lyrics
#7 - MFW i read the title as "How to stop sitting on cucumbers" 11/17/2013 on how to stop sitting on a... -10
#9 - Blanket Boner? 11/14/2013 on Monster in the Closet +8
#33 - YAY MY NAME CAME UP AGAIN! 11/09/2013 on Vegans lost again +1
#33 - Why is there a yellow candy on the green page?!?!?!?!? O.o 10/30/2013 on colour-coded candy 0
#7 - I see he packed in-flight entertainment... good man! 10/26/2013 on I am le Tired +4
#128 - Shot in the unknown with a crossbow.... In the unknown … 10/26/2013 on proof cats have nine lives +2
#36 - Can't unsee...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on God save them from me! 0
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2013) [-]
I think that was the idea
#20 - I actually meant they do it on purpose, it helps them mark the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Silence human +1
User avatar #21 - darkeyedangel (12/06/2013) [-]
here have a thumb up that was actually pretty intresting ya learn something new every day
#9 - Cat's pee on their feet.....  [+] (3 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Silence human -3
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/04/2013) [-]
wat? u pee while levitating? u lift ur feet of the ground when u sit on the toilet?
User avatar #20 - bestbeforedeath (10/04/2013) [-]
I actually meant they do it on purpose, it helps them mark their territory by leaving a scent everywhere they walk. Also don't understand why i got thumbed down for that but hey-ho...
User avatar #21 - darkeyedangel (12/06/2013) [-]
here have a thumb up that was actually pretty intresting ya learn something new every day
#52 - Yeeeeeup.... 10/04/2013 on Deer +2
#5 - This would work! But he wouldn`t be able to safely step off wi… 09/27/2013 on what now 0
#18 - no problemo, i think it was my fault for saying 26 instead of 21 ... 09/27/2013 on fucking japanese 0
#16 - hmmm i guess that makes sense, except the answer is 540....  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2013 on fucking japanese +1
User avatar #17 - yamiyo (09/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, I guess my second reply was a little slow.
User avatar #18 - bestbeforedeath (09/27/2013) [-]
no problemo, i think it was my fault for saying 26 instead of 21 ...
#13 - Just tried it with 15 x 36... as a random sum apparen…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/27/2013 on fucking japanese 0
User avatar #21 - joeykaze (09/27/2013) [-]
it still works with larger numbers, but you have to shift some places. i can't remember how, but i knew once.
User avatar #14 - yamiyo (09/27/2013) [-]
You have to push the numbers into eachother.

3 26 30 -> 590. This is the same way I multiply larger numbers in my head quickly.
User avatar #16 - bestbeforedeath (09/27/2013) [-]
hmmm i guess that makes sense, except the answer is 540....
User avatar #17 - yamiyo (09/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, I guess my second reply was a little slow.
User avatar #18 - bestbeforedeath (09/27/2013) [-]
no problemo, i think it was my fault for saying 26 instead of 21 ...
User avatar #15 - yamiyo (09/27/2013) [-]
Also do it more like this:

15x36 = 1x3, 3x5+6x1, 6x5 so you get 3, 21, and 30 = 540
#14 - the lady only has one arm... so and arm and a leg...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on When you see it +2
User avatar #35 - mjjrussell (09/27/2013) [-]
I was so caught off guard by the leg I didn't even notice she didn't have an arm.
#156 - My guess is that its part of training, how do you deal with be…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2013 on What an orgasm +1
#163 - ragdollomg (09/25/2013) [-]
or they could be doing it for fun?
User avatar #162 - questionaire (09/25/2013) [-]
its probably MP training.
they don't do that in BCT
#56 - I'm not entirely sure, but i know autism causes you to think i… 09/05/2013 on Jesus the Savior 0
#55 - I too prefer to **** in my own home, but only so … 09/05/2013 on Watersports 0
#104 - O_O NOPE 07/13/2013 on Win +1
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