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#1264629 - Someone wanna team up and farm queen bee on terraria? sinc…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1264637 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
>tfw didn't know slime was patched
User avatar #1264638 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
i'm not sure if this was patched
i tried to use it twice and it didn't dealed enough damage like before
so i'm assuming it was patched like the duplication glitch on multiplayer
User avatar #1264669 - bendeman (07/02/2015) [-]
it's patched. Hitting a ceiling makes you lose the bounce invulnerability from the thing you're bouncing off of
User avatar #1264674 - beroty (07/03/2015) [-]
at least i killed the dungeon guardian before it was patched
thank god
User avatar #1264685 - bendeman (07/03/2015) [-]
i killed enough for 5 chests of keys
I made a nice bit of dosh off of that
#1264538 - >just an weather radio and sextant left to finish the fish …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1264653 - unikornking (07/02/2015) [-]
Wait can you save before handing in the fish and just altF4 every time you don't get what you want?
User avatar #1264654 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
i tried to do it once and had to delete my world because of corrupt save files
User avatar #1264655 - unikornking (07/02/2015) [-]
You should test it on new worlds
User avatar #1264724 - beroty (07/03/2015) [-]
it fucking works
finally got the PDA
User avatar #1264873 - unikornking (07/03/2015) [-]
Sweet
will definitely use this
I wonder if they still count to achievements
User avatar #1264585 - yeorgh (07/02/2015) [-]
Mine hasn't crashed once since I started.
User avatar #1264564 - thematthew (07/02/2015) [-]
that's ok at least you have sound.
#1264531 - and it's even easier i'm not even on hardmode yet, just chilli… 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1264511 - >slime mount >it can damage monster by jumping on th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1264512 - yeorgh (07/02/2015) [-]
This is brand new information, thanks boss.
#1264489 - now i can't unsee  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1264490 - EdwardNigma (07/02/2015) [-]






You're #1.
#1264465 - slime saddle is op  [+] (13 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#1264530 - SirSheepy (07/02/2015) [-]
This means I can get the skeleton key again after the turtle armor was nerfed.
ty vm
User avatar #1264531 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
and it's even easier i'm not even on hardmode yet, just chilling on normal expert
slime saddles are 50% chance drop from expert king slime
User avatar #1264509 - yeorgh (07/02/2015) [-]
Explain.
User avatar #1264511 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
>slime mount
>it can damage monster by jumping on them
>it bounces back everytime just like Mario does
>while it damages someone it barely gets some inviciframes
>since the roof blocks my vertical jumps it gets on an state where it keeps bouncing on lightspeed damaging and being invincible
>meanies dungeon guardians ded while i was afking on this state
User avatar #1264512 - yeorgh (07/02/2015) [-]
This is brand new information, thanks boss.
User avatar #1264476 - EdwardNigma (07/02/2015) [-]
I thought those 1's were dicks.
User avatar #1264489 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
now i can't unsee
#1264490 - EdwardNigma (07/02/2015) [-]






You're #1.
User avatar #1264481 - mindsculptorjace (07/02/2015) [-]
they're one-hit-kill things that are meant to prevent you from going into the dungeon before you beat the boss you are suppose to beat to get in.
User avatar #1264488 - EdwardNigma (07/02/2015) [-]
Yes, I know what the enemy is.
User avatar #1264492 - mindsculptorjace (07/02/2015) [-]
oh....I read it wrong. you litterally meant the numbers.
User avatar #1264494 - EdwardNigma (07/02/2015) [-]
Monsieur, I am insulted with the assumption that I would use numbers as words like some common plebeian.
#1264495 - mindsculptorjace (07/02/2015) [-]
have a catgirl
#1264264 - Picture 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1264261 - i'm almost giving up on playing expert with friends >mr…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1264262 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
#1264264 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
#1264254 - >>hardmode on le ebin mincraft 2d i wanted to start …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1264259 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
>Expert Mode
>Friends
>Summon Eye of Cthulu
>Time to beat a motherfucker down
>Yes
"No"
>Can't respawn fast enough
>Can't wake up
#1264261 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
i'm almost giving up on playing expert with friends
>mr skeltal with 19k health
>queen rape with almost 10k
we are afraid of reaching hardmode and the ride be even worse
when we played on an expert mode server who was hardmode already we were able to see green slimes with 300hp and zombies with 500
#1264262 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
#1264264 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
#1264247 - alright ***** it's simple a) Get slime mount b)…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1264250 - unikornking (07/02/2015) [-]
Alright I figured that's how you do it, I watched a video of a guy doing it to the dungeon gaurdians
#1264242 - nevermind just did the slime saddle trick and i killed it …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1264244 - unikornking (07/02/2015) [-]
I've been trying to find out how to do that, how do pls
User avatar #1264247 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
alright nigga it's simple
a) Get slime mount
b) Go to old man
c) Talk with him
d) You can't cause you have to do it at night time, moron
e) Go to base
f) Do stuff
g) Go back to dungeon
h) Talk to old man
i) Select curse
j) Ayy
k) Get slime mount
l) Jump
m) Bump on his head
n) Go to space as you didn't build the fucking roof
o) Do steps a to g again
p) Build a roof
q) Talk with old man
r) Curse
s) Bump his head
t) Start bouncing
u) Bounce until you get to the roof you made
v) Now you are bouncing like 300 times per second
w) Also tons of damage
x) Skeletronisdead.jpg
y) Get treasure bag
z) Get inside dungeon
User avatar #1264250 - unikornking (07/02/2015) [-]
Alright I figured that's how you do it, I watched a video of a guy doing it to the dungeon gaurdians
#1264238 - >finally i was able to kill both skeletron hands >he…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1264243 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
If only you had a dank hardmode character like I doo
User avatar #1264254 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
>>hardmode on le ebin mincraft 2d
i wanted to start out fresh
so i made this character on expert mode without nothing
it's simply ebin how everything one shotted me at first
but now i've got an pimp scarf and some yoyo's
everything is gonna be alright
#1264259 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
>Expert Mode
>Friends
>Summon Eye of Cthulu
>Time to beat a motherfucker down
>Yes
"No"
>Can't respawn fast enough
>Can't wake up
#1264261 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
i'm almost giving up on playing expert with friends
>mr skeltal with 19k health
>queen rape with almost 10k
we are afraid of reaching hardmode and the ride be even worse
when we played on an expert mode server who was hardmode already we were able to see green slimes with 300hp and zombies with 500
#1264262 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
#1264264 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
#1264242 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
nevermind
just did the slime saddle trick and i killed it on 30 seconds
User avatar #1264244 - unikornking (07/02/2015) [-]
I've been trying to find out how to do that, how do pls
User avatar #1264247 - beroty (07/02/2015) [-]
alright nigga it's simple
a) Get slime mount
b) Go to old man
c) Talk with him
d) You can't cause you have to do it at night time, moron
e) Go to base
f) Do stuff
g) Go back to dungeon
h) Talk to old man
i) Select curse
j) Ayy
k) Get slime mount
l) Jump
m) Bump on his head
n) Go to space as you didn't build the fucking roof
o) Do steps a to g again
p) Build a roof
q) Talk with old man
r) Curse
s) Bump his head
t) Start bouncing
u) Bounce until you get to the roof you made
v) Now you are bouncing like 300 times per second
w) Also tons of damage
x) Skeletronisdead.jpg
y) Get treasure bag
z) Get inside dungeon
User avatar #1264250 - unikornking (07/02/2015) [-]
Alright I figured that's how you do it, I watched a video of a guy doing it to the dungeon gaurdians
#1264155 - Micolash i don't even have to explain, just fight hi… 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1264132 - last boss drop moon lord, he also drops the portal gun  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1264134 - yeorgh (07/01/2015) [-]
Shit looks pretty.
#1264087 - i came  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1264186 - epicscorpion (07/01/2015) [-]
that looked incredibly difficult
User avatar #1264131 - yeorgh (07/01/2015) [-]
what's that? looks amazing.
User avatar #1264132 - beroty (07/01/2015) [-]
last boss drop
moon lord, he also drops the portal gun
User avatar #1264134 - yeorgh (07/01/2015) [-]
Shit looks pretty.
#1264072 - and 1 shield weapon that sucks but i'll beat the game with… 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1264066 - my hype died the only thing i want is the bloodborne DLC now  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1264068 - desacabose (07/01/2015) [-]
Can't wait for it to add 200 katanas
User avatar #1264072 - beroty (07/01/2015) [-]
and 1 shield weapon that sucks
but i'll beat the game with it anyway since i do enjoy anal fisting
#1263983 - *paranoia 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1263982 - >terraria >find empty room with Paranoisa written on…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1264033 - adunsaveme (07/01/2015) [-]
I think that's the joke
User avatar #1263983 - beroty (07/01/2015) [-]
*paranoia
#22 - Picture 07/01/2015 on Protecting first and only... +4
#1263750 - everything scales up on expert i joined an server where bl… 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1263748 - he just uses this attack when the night ends  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1263751 - tylosaurus (07/01/2015) [-]
I see
#1263744 - wanna know what's worse? he ahs another gimmick where he h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1263747 - tylosaurus (07/01/2015) [-]
I've always hated the thing where he spins his head and insta-kills you. I found that mechanic bullshit.
or maybe that was skeletron prime. Whichever it is, fuck that.
User avatar #1263748 - beroty (07/01/2015) [-]
he just uses this attack when the night ends
User avatar #1263751 - tylosaurus (07/01/2015) [-]
I see
#1263717 - >terraria 1.3 >playing together with 2 friends &…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1263745 - yeorgh (07/01/2015) [-]
Yeah his hp in expert for multiplayer.
User avatar #1263750 - beroty (07/01/2015) [-]
everything scales up on expert
i joined an server where blue slimes had 300 hp
User avatar #1263746 - yeorgh (07/01/2015) [-]
scales*
User avatar #1263723 - tylosaurus (07/01/2015) [-]
Yeeeeuup.
User avatar #1263744 - beroty (07/01/2015) [-]
wanna know what's worse?
he ahs another gimmick where he has 9999 defense and can only be decently damaged after you kill his arms
and after killing his arms he fucking throw bones at you
expert mode is fucking amazing
User avatar #1263747 - tylosaurus (07/01/2015) [-]
I've always hated the thing where he spins his head and insta-kills you. I found that mechanic bullshit.
or maybe that was skeletron prime. Whichever it is, fuck that.
User avatar #1263748 - beroty (07/01/2015) [-]
he just uses this attack when the night ends
User avatar #1263751 - tylosaurus (07/01/2015) [-]
I see
#1263675 - dark souls 2 have terrible hitboxes the annoying souls mem… 06/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +3

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#64 - giffythetoad (06/22/2015) [-]
This makes me happy.
User avatar #65 to #64 - beroty (06/22/2015) [-]
<3
#63 to #62 - beroty (05/25/2015) [-]
>Chef makes living sandwich
>Security shoots it dead
btw i really need to start to hop into others servers
/vg/ station is having an retarded ammount of bad cult rounds
User avatar #57 to #56 - beroty (05/20/2015) [-]
holy crap
server?
User avatar #58 to #57 - thisisuser (05/20/2015) [-]
NSS Aurora
User avatar #59 to #58 - beroty (05/20/2015) [-]
thanks m8
User avatar #60 to #59 - thisisuser (05/20/2015) [-]
ye
bro ****** admins, I gotta say.
I ended up beheading a sec officer with a makeshift spear by the end of the round and still never got banned or anything. I had some mostly semi legit excuses for my behavior tho
User avatar #61 to #60 - beroty (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah man, sometimes admins are legit and sometimes they can be an disgrace
once has an janitor they beat the **** out of me because i forgot to drop the wet floor sign
in my defense i kinda forgot to add ammonia to the bucket so nobody would slip
even the admin banned me for incompetence when i ****** around has an mime that server in the ended became some russian ******** and nobody plays there anymore
User avatar #54 to #52 - thisisuser (05/19/2015) [-]
the admin sound gets me every time
User avatar #47 - desacabose (05/19/2015) [-]
If I keep getting summoned by people who get invaded in the Undead Parish I'm pretty sure I'll have to kill myself to restore my honor
#48 to #47 - beroty (05/19/2015) [-]
honor means 			****		 on DkS   
if you are an invader you must take the life of the host at all costs   
honor just exists on dueling by the honorabu red sign
honor means **** on DkS
if you are an invader you must take the life of the host at all costs
honor just exists on dueling by the honorabu red sign
#46 - anon (05/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #35 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
What was the Pepe you deleted?
User avatar #36 to #35 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
the rarest of them
and you'll never have
User avatar #37 to #36 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
But I want to see it, even if briefly. What did it look like?
User avatar #38 to #37 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
sorry mate, top secret information
User avatar #40 to #39 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
not even close baby
#41 to #40 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
Why won't you tell?
User avatar #42 to #41 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
if i do, you'll have an faintly acknowledge about the pepe
wich will make you be able to almost guess how it looks like
and if you copy it, the pepe stock market will go bananas
#43 to #42 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
There will be more Pepes. Can't I just see a watermarked version at least?
User avatar #44 to #43 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
i'll just give you a hint
300
User avatar #45 to #44 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
It.. sounds so beautiful..
#33 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
M'Lady
User avatar #34 to #33 - beroty (04/03/2015) [-]
You Madman
User avatar #25 - alfonshister (01/26/2015) [-]
i just love your background gif.
User avatar #26 to #25 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
so do i my friend
so do i
User avatar #27 to #26 - alfonshister (01/26/2015) [-]
**alfonshister frowns you didn't compliment his one.**
User avatar #29 to #27 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
sorry...i'm somewhat busy working and boss is getting skeptical
but yeah, now that i've seen yours is great too
User avatar #31 to #29 - alfonshister (01/26/2015) [-]
I dont want to cause problems :S

however, i hope we can play a game of LoL somedays.

gotta git gud
User avatar #32 to #31 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
see you on the ladders
User avatar #28 to #27 - alfonshister (01/26/2015) [-]
well, congratulations on being #6 in my friends list. am i famous now? :C
User avatar #30 to #28 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
you are getting there
#17 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Beware the depths
#18 to #17 - beroty (08/28/2014) [-]
Do you hear them calling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - twiztidxson ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
You are in the deep end now.
#21 to #19 - beroty (09/06/2014) [-]
Fear the ocean's weight
Fear the ocean's weight
User avatar #13 to #12 - beroty (08/23/2014) [-]
i'm sorry
#14 to #13 - hellscythe (08/23/2014) [-]
alright then darling
#15 to #14 - beroty (08/23/2014) [-]
^^
^^
#16 to #15 - hellscythe (08/23/2014) [-]
"my anchor isnt the only thing weighing me down" -Nautilus pick up line
#9 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
Why did you thumb me down faggot???
User avatar #7 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
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