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beroty

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Steam Profile: Beroty
Date Signed Up:7/17/2012
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:In my home
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#1210737 - fahkeet dayum ****** 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210723 - hotline miami OST thread  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210781 - averagewhitekid (8 hours ago) [-]
Roller Mobster is probably my favorite song from 2, if not from both games
Especially on Deathwish when You playing as Tony and get to fuck 11 guys up at once
User avatar #1210728 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #1210737 - beroty (8 hours ago) [-]
fahkeet
dayum nigguh
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Soundtrack - Run
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Soundtrack - Sexualizer
El Tigr3 - She Swallowed Burning Coals [Official Hotline Miami 2 OST]
#10596264 - oh **** , i tough this was an **** board 8 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#10596255 - the only time i'm mentioned is on rolls and everytime some…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Autism Board +1
User avatar #10596262 - delahk (8 hours ago) [-]
but that's not a cock
User avatar #10596264 - beroty (8 hours ago) [-]
oh shit, i tough this was an NSFW board
#1210679 - them it's good 9 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210672 - ***** i need your sincere opinion  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1210678 - desacabose (9 hours ago) [-]
I regret nothing
User avatar #1210679 - beroty (9 hours ago) [-]
them it's good
#1210670 - is it worth it to pay 7 bucks to dual wield 2 guns?  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1210671 - desacabose (9 hours ago) [-]
if you wanna
User avatar #1210672 - beroty (9 hours ago) [-]
nigga
i need your sincere opinion
User avatar #1210678 - desacabose (9 hours ago) [-]
I regret nothing
User avatar #1210679 - beroty (9 hours ago) [-]
them it's good
#1210661 - is someone else playing postal 2:paradise lost?  [+] (6 new replies) 9 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1210663 - desacabose (9 hours ago) [-]
I own it so I could be
User avatar #1210670 - beroty (9 hours ago) [-]
is it worth it to pay 7 bucks to dual wield 2 guns?
User avatar #1210671 - desacabose (9 hours ago) [-]
if you wanna
User avatar #1210672 - beroty (9 hours ago) [-]
nigga
i need your sincere opinion
User avatar #1210678 - desacabose (9 hours ago) [-]
I regret nothing
User avatar #1210679 - beroty (9 hours ago) [-]
them it's good
#1210659 - kill little guys kill big guys kill tower guys kil… 9 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210609 - i did, breezed throught the area with 100 agility 10 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#3 - he's rock solid 12 hours ago on How can professors be real 0
#1210436 - just hug his left leg ****** 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210429 - ya know, it's perfectly normal to kill vendrick with just 4 souls  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1210433 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't kill him with 5, i'm terrible at dodging.
User avatar #1210436 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
just hug his left leg nigguh
#1210426 - they patched this  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1210428 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
Man, that's stupid, good thing I don't patch shit.
User avatar #1210429 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
ya know, it's perfectly normal to kill vendrick with just 4 souls
User avatar #1210433 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't kill him with 5, i'm terrible at dodging.
User avatar #1210436 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
just hug his left leg nigguh
#1210425 - thanks man you da real mvp 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210422 - you can kill the dragon? holy **** i tough he was l…  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1210424 - tiagodisouza (12 hours ago) [-]
yeah you can kill him but beware, he's a fucking cunt man, seriously, he one shots you most of the time
the trick is staying between the toes of his rear foot
User avatar #1210425 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
thanks man
you da real mvp
#1210420 - wait...there's more than 4 souls?  [+] (11 new replies) 13 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1210421 - tiagodisouza (13 hours ago) [-]
dragon drops 1
User avatar #1210423 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
Or you use an ascetic and bring back one.
User avatar #1210426 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
they patched this
User avatar #1210428 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
Man, that's stupid, good thing I don't patch shit.
User avatar #1210429 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
ya know, it's perfectly normal to kill vendrick with just 4 souls
User avatar #1210433 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't kill him with 5, i'm terrible at dodging.
User avatar #1210436 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
just hug his left leg nigguh
User avatar #1210427 - tiagodisouza (12 hours ago) [-]
don't work
User avatar #1210422 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
you can kill the dragon?
holy shit i tough he was like the cat
i've more than 300h on dark souls 2 and never knew this
User avatar #1210424 - tiagodisouza (12 hours ago) [-]
yeah you can kill him but beware, he's a fucking cunt man, seriously, he one shots you most of the time
the trick is staying between the toes of his rear foot
User avatar #1210425 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
thanks man
you da real mvp
#1210417 - kill the big guys without cheesing (ya know, just 1v1 no items…  [+] (13 new replies) 13 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1210419 - tiagodisouza (13 hours ago) [-]
and then theres the fucking cunt dragon master absolute at the top, i've been having trouble with him, so much i've been going at vendrick with 4 giant souls
User avatar #1210420 - beroty (13 hours ago) [-]
wait...there's more than 4 souls?
User avatar #1210421 - tiagodisouza (13 hours ago) [-]
dragon drops 1
User avatar #1210423 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
Or you use an ascetic and bring back one.
User avatar #1210426 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
they patched this
User avatar #1210428 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
Man, that's stupid, good thing I don't patch shit.
User avatar #1210429 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
ya know, it's perfectly normal to kill vendrick with just 4 souls
User avatar #1210433 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't kill him with 5, i'm terrible at dodging.
User avatar #1210436 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
just hug his left leg nigguh
User avatar #1210427 - tiagodisouza (12 hours ago) [-]
don't work
User avatar #1210422 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
you can kill the dragon?
holy shit i tough he was like the cat
i've more than 300h on dark souls 2 and never knew this
User avatar #1210424 - tiagodisouza (12 hours ago) [-]
yeah you can kill him but beware, he's a fucking cunt man, seriously, he one shots you most of the time
the trick is staying between the toes of his rear foot
User avatar #1210425 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
thanks man
you da real mvp
#1210412 - *heavy breathing* the only part in the game that was so …  [+] (17 new replies) 13 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1210608 - desacabose (10 hours ago) [-]
Just put your adaptability up
User avatar #1210609 - beroty (10 hours ago) [-]
i did, breezed throught the area with 100 agility
User avatar #1210414 - tiagodisouza (13 hours ago) [-]
what gave me trouble there were the tiny dragon dudes for some reason they kept rolling indefinetly and pulling more enemies, fuckin cunts
User avatar #1210417 - beroty (13 hours ago) [-]
kill the big guys without cheesing (ya know, just 1v1 no items and final destination them) and the tiny dragon dudes will not disturb you
indeed, they'll bow to you like you are the choosen one or some shit like this
User avatar #1210419 - tiagodisouza (13 hours ago) [-]
and then theres the fucking cunt dragon master absolute at the top, i've been having trouble with him, so much i've been going at vendrick with 4 giant souls
User avatar #1210420 - beroty (13 hours ago) [-]
wait...there's more than 4 souls?
User avatar #1210421 - tiagodisouza (13 hours ago) [-]
dragon drops 1
User avatar #1210423 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
Or you use an ascetic and bring back one.
User avatar #1210426 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
they patched this
User avatar #1210428 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
Man, that's stupid, good thing I don't patch shit.
User avatar #1210429 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
ya know, it's perfectly normal to kill vendrick with just 4 souls
User avatar #1210433 - yeorgh (12 hours ago) [-]
I couldn't kill him with 5, i'm terrible at dodging.
User avatar #1210436 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
just hug his left leg nigguh
User avatar #1210427 - tiagodisouza (12 hours ago) [-]
don't work
User avatar #1210422 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
you can kill the dragon?
holy shit i tough he was like the cat
i've more than 300h on dark souls 2 and never knew this
User avatar #1210424 - tiagodisouza (12 hours ago) [-]
yeah you can kill him but beware, he's a fucking cunt man, seriously, he one shots you most of the time
the trick is staying between the toes of his rear foot
User avatar #1210425 - beroty (12 hours ago) [-]
thanks man
you da real mvp
#24 - can't wait for the PC port 15 hours ago on 4:20 am Praise it Faggot 0
#19 - hotline miami 3 is looking pretty innovative 15 hours ago on Suit Up 0
#1210368 - why? 16 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210245 - oy vey /vg/ is leaking? 04/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210237 - looking at the little flame on upper right of the screen i can…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210241 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
supporting jewsoft by buying shitter of the first shit
for shame
User avatar #1210245 - beroty (04/17/2015) [-]
oy vey
/vg/ is leaking?
#1210239 - desacabose (04/17/2015) [-]
They shouldn't have needed to
#1210233 - example?  [+] (20 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1210235 - desacabose (04/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #1210284 - rplix (23 hours ago) [-]
That's what he gets for not using a shield.

Literally no reason to not use one.
User avatar #1210295 - whathaveyoudone (23 hours ago) [-]
handicap themselves?
User avatar #1210285 - desacabose (23 hours ago) [-]
What about the fact that you totally most indubitably need to use a torch
User avatar #1210290 - rplix (23 hours ago) [-]
I got through DS2 without using a torch unless for the required parts.

Greatshield, 100% damage reduction, magic def, no dodging needed for most boss fights just block the hits. Literally no reason not to have it equipped at all times.
User avatar #1210291 - desacabose (23 hours ago) [-]
It's really dark though, you can barely see anything without the torch. You need to light up areas before you go through them with a shield
User avatar #1210292 - rplix (23 hours ago) [-]
Nah man. Just turn up your contrast.
User avatar #1210293 - desacabose (23 hours ago) [-]
It's all the way up, but it's still crazy dark. The entire game was designed around this concept
User avatar #1210317 - yeorgh (22 hours ago) [-]
What? I never used a torch ever.
User avatar #1210318 - desacabose (22 hours ago) [-]
Nigga what, why do you think they give you so many torches and flame butterflies
#1210320 - yeorgh (22 hours ago) [-]
To burn the windmill? I don't know, I never saw the need to use either aside in the depth below or whatever.
#1210321 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
yo, yeorgh you were from venezuela, right?
do you buy the games or pirate them?
User avatar #1210322 - yeorgh (22 hours ago) [-]
Pirate, everything I have except Wii U and 3DS is pirated.
User avatar #1210324 - yeorgh (22 hours ago) [-]
By everything I mean games, though the rest of the stuff is probably stolen or pirated too so whatever.
User avatar #1210297 - whathaveyoudone (23 hours ago) [-]
really? so far i havent seen anything dark and i havent modified anything in the settings
User avatar #1210237 - beroty (04/17/2015) [-]
looking at the little flame on upper right of the screen i can say he's playing on an playstation 3/360
i had no issues on DX11 version on PC/Xbox
i think they fixed it
#1210241 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
supporting jewsoft by buying shitter of the first shit
for shame
User avatar #1210245 - beroty (04/17/2015) [-]
oy vey
/vg/ is leaking?
#1210239 - desacabose (04/17/2015) [-]
They shouldn't have needed to
User avatar #1210234 - desacabose (04/17/2015) [-]
The Smelter Demon
The Old Iron King
Most of the enemies with an overhead
Most of the enemies with a sword
Most of the enemies

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User avatar #35 - instalation ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
What was the Pepe you deleted?
User avatar #36 to #35 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
the rarest of them
and you'll never have
User avatar #37 to #36 - instalation ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
But I want to see it, even if briefly. What did it look like?
User avatar #38 to #37 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
sorry mate, top secret information
User avatar #40 to #39 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
not even close baby
#41 to #40 - instalation ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Why won't you tell?
User avatar #42 to #41 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
if i do, you'll have an faintly acknowledge about the pepe
wich will make you be able to almost guess how it looks like
and if you copy it, the pepe stock market will go bananas
#43 to #42 - instalation ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
There will be more Pepes. Can't I just see a watermarked version at least?
User avatar #44 to #43 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
i'll just give you a hint
300
User avatar #45 to #44 - instalation ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
It.. sounds so beautiful..
User avatar #34 to #33 - beroty (04/03/2015) [-]
You Madman
User avatar #25 - alfonshister ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
i just love your background gif.
User avatar #26 to #25 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
so do i my friend
so do i
User avatar #27 to #26 - alfonshister ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
**alfonshister frowns you didn't compliment his one.**
User avatar #29 to #27 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
sorry...i'm somewhat busy working and boss is getting skeptical
but yeah, now that i've seen yours is great too
User avatar #31 to #29 - alfonshister ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I dont want to cause problems :S

however, i hope we can play a game of LoL somedays.

gotta git gud
User avatar #32 to #31 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
see you on the ladders
User avatar #28 to #27 - alfonshister ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
well, congratulations on being #6 in my friends list. am i famous now? :C
User avatar #30 to #28 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
you are getting there
#17 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Beware the depths
#18 to #17 - beroty (08/28/2014) [-]
Do you hear them calling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - twiztidxson ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
You are in the deep end now.
#21 to #19 - beroty (09/06/2014) [-]
Fear the ocean's weight
Fear the ocean's weight
#10 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
#12 to #11 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
dats mean
User avatar #13 to #12 - beroty (08/23/2014) [-]
i'm sorry
#14 to #13 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
alright then darling
#15 to #14 - beroty (08/23/2014) [-]
^^
^^
#16 to #15 - hellscythe ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
"my anchor isnt the only thing weighing me down" -Nautilus pick up line
#9 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
Why did you thumb me down faggot???
User avatar #7 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
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