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#18 - The jury one is called an "acquittal"; and it's basi…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Info +226
User avatar #225 - shaneac (05/23/2013) [-]
Good, I was thinking it meant "if we ignore a law, it'll go away."
User avatar #147 - Cambro (05/23/2013) [-]
thus the saying in the OJ Simpson case "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit." Its part of what makes American law so great and effective for so long (though it also shows corruption in some cases). Basically, America decided justice is decided by moral righteousness, not any set law. The justice system that is truly concerned with justice primarily, not upholding the law.
#23 - Kairyuka (05/23/2013) [-]
WOULD YOU RATHER I RUBBED YOU THE RIGHT WAY?
User avatar #175 - swiiftninja (05/23/2013) [-]
Well looks like he's not gonna take you up on that offer.
But i will
#177 - Kairyuka (05/23/2013) [-]
Drop your coat and grab your toes!
I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes!
User avatar #179 - swiiftninja (05/23/2013) [-]
I'll scream, but only 'cause it's such a turn on
#183 - Kairyuka (05/23/2013) [-]
Ohhhhh yes
User avatar #21 - KillerKlownKKK (05/23/2013) [-]
Jury nullification while extremely rare IS actually a thing
User avatar #141 - majordraco (05/23/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification
Not as rare as one would think, but once you understand the reasoning behind it, it makes sense.
User avatar #20 - alfrebecht (05/23/2013) [-]
It rubbed you the wrong way because it's not exactly true either.
Although "double jeapordy" is a thing, it's not only the defense that can appeal the initial decision....
#269 - Lol Gilbert isn't "just south" of that restaurant. I… 05/22/2013 on Do it for the internet +1
#1 - Why are cats so goddamn adorable? 05/15/2013 on Cats after vet +9
#44 - Why is it wrong to try and rehabilitate people? I bet once peo…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison +109
#724 - N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-]
This is actually wrong. I had an assignment on norwegian prisons in school, and over 50% of the inmates returns to prison
#386 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2013) [-]
You're right, Norway has one of the lowest percentages of fallbacks from people in prisons in the world - however, some penalties are just plain stupid. 10 years for killing someone is too mild in my opinion.
#270 - welcometoatl (05/10/2013) [-]
actually it's the other way around. Most people become multiple offenders and a lot of them end up returning to prison.
#571 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2013) [-]
in the US maybe, where the rate is 80%, but in Norway it's only about 4%
#248 - mooghens (05/10/2013) [-]
I'd say you have your work fucking cut out for you then
#61 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2013) [-]
it. costs. money.

Money someone who DIDN'T do the crime in the first place needs for studies and .. idk, being a normal citizen.

In short - Norwegians are filthy rich and they can.
(fucking taxi driver can make as much as a lawyer is USA)
#69 - lastsamurai (05/10/2013) [-]
Well everything is more expensive in norway too.
People that go to norwegian prisons don't go there again in many cases.
Consider getting 10 years then never going there again. While many americans due to poor consulting and rehabiltation will visit again and again and again, which would just increase the cost.

I think that if you focused on rehabilitation instead of imprisonment you could decrease the costs because fewer people would come back to the prison again.
They'd experience something they haven't experienced before, care, trust, belief and thought-out acceptance.

#73 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2013) [-]
No, you don't understand.. they are REALLY firthy rich.

As in they don't even blink when they buy a small 10$ ice-cream cone.

Also don't you get it - the recidivist amount is really small. Repetitive crime is not the main issue in why prisons are already filled and expensive. You can't jsut cut the system expecting that suddenly everyone in an established prison system will become good after spending a bit time in good surroundings.
But yea - moving towards rehab is needed. Then again you are not discovering any new America - every prison science says rehab is better, only that you need really good management to pull it off in a long run. Sometimes shitty prisons with mandatory prison work will yield much better results than rehab with supposedly reduced state expenses overall.
#430 - lastsamurai (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm norwegian, and we're not filthy rich. We have a over-middle class lifestyle but stuff like food and clothes are a lot cheaper in america, making the youths "poor" in some places if they don't have jobs. atleast it's that for me.
But I guess I got it pretty good ;)
User avatar #118 - imofcnotharveydent (05/10/2013) [-]
well the thing is that the government of Norway don't act like money whores, a politician in Norway don't get more than at most twice that of a doctor, while a doctor gets maybe a little bit more than twice the salary of a principle/teacher.

In capitalist America, you can get filthy rich or damn poor. when 20 % of america own as much as 80% of the rest, you may start to wonder.
#96 - felixjarl (05/10/2013) [-]
I am Norwegian and someone who would try to take 10$ for a ice cream cone would be publicly flogged. The only places you find those is at the worst tourist locations.
#212 - tangedal (05/10/2013) [-]
Uhm, hello. Ever bought three scoops of pistasj-ice at the coast before? (Koster jo faen 40-50 ish avhengig av hvor du er.)
#426 - lastsamurai (05/10/2013) [-]
Ja skjer noen ganger. Men betyr ikke at det skjer hele tida.
Og selv om vi tjener mye er det jo sykt dyrt også -_-
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#54 - It doesn't completely cover vagina. When it "breaks&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Monkey bar rape. +1
#76 - shishiko (05/05/2013) [-]
And that's were WE come in...


"Come" in...
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#51 - SAME. Have a gif while I test my blueness!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Too legit +3
#53 - rotucex (04/06/2013) [-]
Ok, I'll check too
User avatar #86 - lasmamoe (04/06/2013) [-]
Just checking blueness.
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#3 - tredbear (03/15/2013) [-]
davidavidson  , you are now part of te Iranian army, you must fight for Allah, or you will get banned from all cinetopias in Washington State.
davidavidson , you are now part of te Iranian army, you must fight for Allah, or you will get banned from all cinetopias in Washington State.
User avatar #4 to #3 - davidavidson (03/15/2013) [-]
How about you go back to not having a girl friend
User avatar #5 to #4 - tredbear (03/15/2013) [-]
assumptions, assumptions, assumptions, oh, and why are you so negative? you negative person.
User avatar #6 to #5 - davidavidson (03/15/2013) [-]
gf

get one
User avatar #10 to #9 - davidavidson (03/16/2013) [-]
doesn't make sense. get fucked
#2 - tredbear (03/03/2013) [-]
is billy sexually attracted to male ferrets? cuz i saw him licking one's feet, does that mean he is?
Stranger 1: No, if he was sexually attracted to them, he would be fucking them.
Stranger 1: Trust me.
Stranger 1: I've fucked a LOT of sea otters in my time.
Stranger 2: it means billy is sexually attracted to male ferrets. cuz you saw him licking one's feet, it means he is
Stranger 1: You're not a doctor.
Stranger 1: Get out of here.
Stranger 1: I'm a doctor.
Stranger 1: Trust my assessment.
Stranger 1: I have a degree in doctoring.
Stranger 2: LET ME SEE YOUR DEGREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
Stranger 1: An animal fucking.
Stranger 2: i have a degree in animal fucking
Stranger 1: Well I have a degree in fucking your mother in the ass.
Stranger 1: So I win.
Stranger 2: well i have a degree in fucking your dad in the ass with my 12" strap on........
Stranger 2: win
Stranger 1: My dad is dead.
Stranger 1: Which I assume makes it easier to fuck him in the ass.
Stranger 2: it does
Stranger 1: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Stranger 2: We will take turns
Stranger 1: Deal. See you in a few hours.
Stranger 2: what the fuck have you been smoking?
Stranger 1 has disconnected
#1 - tredbear (03/03/2013) [-]
which drug would you do? for me, magic mushrooms, or marijuana.
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