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#244 - The file name of this picture is doctorNIGGER. What's… 08/20/2012 on iTzKitteh's profile 0
#12 - **benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #547412 … 08/19/2012 on tacblack's profile 0
#3 - That skater looks like a douche.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2012 on Wallride +52
User avatar #6 - theoneguynamednick (08/17/2012) [-]
He also looks like he makes more money than you by being a douche.
User avatar #8 - genericnewfag (08/17/2012) [-]
Honestly I didn't expect him to be employed.
User avatar #11 - oOEpicFailOo (08/17/2012) [-]
Tbh, if he has people recording him hes more than likely going to be sponcered by someone...
User avatar #9 - theoneguynamednick (08/17/2012) [-]
Hes a pro skater....
User avatar #12 - genericnewfag (08/17/2012) [-]
>Implying unemployed and pro skater is the same thing
User avatar #10 - genericnewfag (08/17/2012) [-]
Didn't I just say that?
#21 - November 2, 1853: Louisville, Kentucky A student, Matthew Ward…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2012 on Why was dat again +8
User avatar #25 - yourdadsdad (08/17/2012) [-]
I squealed like a girl when you said Louisville, Kentucky.

I hate this city so damn much though...
#30 - forasecond (08/17/2012) [-]
come move 30 miles south to e-town and see if you like that any better
User avatar #82 - yourdadsdad (08/17/2012) [-]
With 52% of the blacks living here, I probably would. So many of them are niggers.
User avatar #83 - forasecond (08/17/2012) [-]
I know what you mean. I always end up in the ghetto trying to get back onto 65 after going to the waterfront
User avatar #84 - yourdadsdad (08/18/2012) [-]
I hate that the most. After Thunder, they seem to be rowdy and make strange sounds to one another.
#14 - Picture 08/15/2012 on This is a tree 0
#1 - I'm just gonna pop your comment cherry, don't mind me. 08/15/2012 on goatsperm's profile 0
#177 - I don't know what you've heard, but it's all true. 08/15/2012 on Romeo and Juliet 0
#1 - Made me chuckle a bit. Don't know why. 08/15/2012 on MFW I saw Miley Cyrus' Hair +2
#1 - Make one. 08/10/2012 on The answer is yes by the way 0
#1 - Related. 08/10/2012 on Stahp James +1
#4 - Damn you. 08/10/2012 on Denmarks queen when DK lost 0
#9 - Well, it's stupid content. Please see gif for more information. 08/10/2012 on Read description. +2
#144 - Grey Black Beans. Wut. 08/09/2012 on New Band 0
#5 - Yes it was. 08/04/2012 on FREE tickets to hell... +2
#165 - Apparently I'm best friends with the pony at number 7. Par…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2012 on The Birthday Game 0
#166 - N. Korean citizen (08/04/2012) [-]
luna
fucking lucky im banished to the moon with trixie
#336 - **benvolio rolls 90** Hopefully good. 07/28/2012 on What would yours be? 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2012 on well, DO you? -1
#21 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
Rescued your comment, bro
#4 - Thanks. 07/27/2012 on lol players.. 0
#1 - Could somebody kindly explain this to me? I'm afraid I'm a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2012 on lol players.. 0
#2 - N. Korean citizen (07/27/2012) [-]
basically SS means "missing" so Cho Gath is basically saying where the hell were you
Akali you were supposed to be in the middle lane... and the Akali is saying check your
radar (basically a map at the corner of the screen that allows you to see your
teammates location) because I was in the bottom lane.

Things like this usually happen when people expect you to team up with them, or if you
break off from them in order to protect other lanes resulting in them dying.
User avatar #4 - benvolio (07/27/2012) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #3 - mittins (07/27/2012) [-]
I dont think he was angry that akali was bot lane but more that whoever was in akalis mid lane had roamed to the top lane and cho'gath got ganked and had no ss called
#28 - I'm stuck in the beginning of the game still. Fuck … 07/23/2012 on Gives you a million lives. +2
#11 - **benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at … 07/22/2012 on tacblack's profile 0
#9 - **benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2012 on tacblack's profile 0
#10 - tacblack (07/22/2012) [-]
**tacblack rolled a random image posted in comment #7003687 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Discussion Forum ** Meh. Everybody's different. Don't buy into the "you must go to college to go far in life BS." Sure you get a better paying job but that really doesn't mean that you can't find something else or do what you want. It's your life you know.
#11 - benvolio (07/22/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at I think we need a House channel **

I think I've debated the pros and cons of going to college well enough. I'm smart, but not smart enough to get a decent degree. No money for it either. But I might go to some kind of EMT training, or police academy.
#7 - **benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2012 on tacblack's profile 0
#8 - tacblack (07/22/2012) [-]
**tacblack rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at hair cutters ** Chemistry with a Bio emphasis. Basically Biochemistry. Then go to grad school and get Ph.D. It's going to take a while but it'll be worth it. What about you? Are you in high school? College?
#9 - benvolio (07/22/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at You Tried **

In high school. Junior this year.
Don't plan on going to college, though.
#10 - tacblack (07/22/2012) [-]
**tacblack rolled a random image posted in comment #7003687 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Discussion Forum ** Meh. Everybody's different. Don't buy into the "you must go to college to go far in life BS." Sure you get a better paying job but that really doesn't mean that you can't find something else or do what you want. It's your life you know.
#11 - benvolio (07/22/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at I think we need a House channel **

I think I've debated the pros and cons of going to college well enough. I'm smart, but not smart enough to get a decent degree. No money for it either. But I might go to some kind of EMT training, or police academy.
#6 - *rolls picture* Does sound tough. What do you plan on… 07/22/2012 on tacblack's profile 0
#177 - Picture 07/22/2012 on Memorable Last Words +1
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#92 - shutupandrapeme ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
We haven't talked in a while, sir. Have this amazing gif.
We haven't talked in a while, sir. Have this amazing gif.
#53 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
You best believe I'm gonna hug the everlasting shit out of you.
#74 to #53 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #801247 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

It appears as though we were both wrong.
#75 to #74 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Real life 60's Spider man **

I bring great dishonor to my famiry ;_;
#76 to #75 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Are you fuckin kidding me FJ **

"You are a chair, darling."
#77 to #76 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at I think I did it wrong **   
   
No, I am Chrysalis.
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at I think I did it wrong **

No, I am Chrysalis.
#78 to #77 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #880842 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **   
   
No, we are love.
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #880842 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

No, we are love.
#79 to #78 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #285 at Coincidence? I. Think. NOT! **   
   
:c
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #285 at Coincidence? I. Think. NOT! **

:c
#80 to #79 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Roses **

WHAT IS LOVE?
#81 to #80 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at so call me maybe? **

Never gonna put this down!
#82 to #81 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #8331 at Hating **

Either my zombie weapon or zombie apocalypse partner.
#83 to #82 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Now kiss **

Disgusting excuses for human beings? Good luck in the zombie apocalypse then :P
#84 to #83 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #759 at What Do You Do? **   
   
Unlucky roll is unlucky.
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #759 at What Do You Do? **

Unlucky roll is unlucky.
#85 to #84 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at That's Too Bad **

This is what I fuck next.
#87 to #85 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at MFW there's pancakes for breakfast **

It's too late now!
And this is what I proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
User avatar #88 to #87 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
Have fun.. :C
#89 to #88 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at String **

In a threesome with this.
#90 to #89 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Cat-Ass **

IT'S A TRAP
#91 to #90 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #736834 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

OH LAWD
User avatar #86 to #85 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
I TAKE IT BACK
User avatar #55 to #54 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
Oh god, I can do an almost perfect impression of Gilbert Godfrey.
#56 to #55 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
I can't do any good impressions.
I can't do any good impressions.
#57 to #56 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
Practice makes perfect.
#58 to #57 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
If I had cancer when I was a kid, I would have abused the shit out of the Make-a-Wish foundation.
If I had cancer when I was a kid, I would have abused the shit out of the Make-a-Wish foundation.
User avatar #59 to #58 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
Me too lol
#60 to #59 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #49991 at Item Discussion **

My wish? Make me a robot butler.
User avatar #61 to #60 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
If I had cancer today, and they came to grant me a wish, I would tell them to donate whatever they can to a portal to equestria, for shits and giggles.
#62 to #61 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Wut. **

I want a tiger.

#63 to #62 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #304119 at MLP Friendly Board **

A pet Ocelot would be fucking amazing
#64 to #63 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #788393 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

Give me a spoon.

Made out of diamonds.
#65 to #64 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Shooting **

Why a diamond spoon?
#66 to #65 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at ShitFag **

Because it scoops up pudding faster than an iron spoon.
#67 to #66 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #456 at Translation... **

You're.....

a freakin' genius
#68 to #67 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #173 at Frozen Horses **

I heard Bill Cosby has a +3 Efficiency Diamond Spoon.
#69 to #68 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #241 at Tomatoes **

I don't care what Bill Cosby has, I have a X Power Bow.
#70 to #69 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #312 at Pizza Box **

I fucking love pudding.
#71 to #70 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #367984 at MLP Friendly Board **

Then get ready for the best puddin' pop you've ever seen
#72 to #71 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at I see it now **

Ponies.
#73 to #72 - itskillingme (09/03/2012) [-]
**itskillingme rolled a random image posted in comment #260784 at MLP Friendly Board **

Random picture
User avatar #47 - shepoopi (09/03/2012) [-]
i love you too buddy
User avatar #48 to #47 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #50 to #48 - shepoopi (09/03/2012) [-]
<3 <3
User avatar #51 to #50 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
B>
User avatar #52 to #51 - shepoopi (09/03/2012) [-]
:* gimme some suga
#46 - domoman (09/03/2012) [-]
Puddin'
Puddin'
User avatar #49 to #46 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #38 to #37 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey there.
User avatar #39 to #38 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #40 to #39 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm great. Good mood right now.
You?
User avatar #41 to #40 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Pretty good myself, why such a good mood?
User avatar #42 to #41 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
Don't know. Made a lot of new friends.
User avatar #43 to #42 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Lol same here
User avatar #44 to #43 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I feel nice tonight.
User avatar #45 to #44 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
That's good haha
User avatar #35 - ShaunG (07/02/2012) [-]
Awesome username.
#36 to #35 - benvolio (07/02/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at We Can Win The War **
Thanks.
User avatar #34 - DiePotatoDie (07/24/2011) [-]
If I were to die in 20 days, I would go skydiving naked. Fuck a bunch of chicks. Beat the shit out of people I hate. Then spend the last week with family and friends.
#33 - iTzKitteh (07/23/2011) [-]
bam, nigguh.

Every link, NSFW or not, I run through google and have norton scan it.
#31 - bobJML (07/13/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 - DiePotatoDie (07/10/2011) [-]
i might be able to
User avatar #30 to #29 - DiePotatoDie (07/10/2011) [-]
actually ya
User avatar #20 - fhockeygirl (06/23/2011) [-]
hey man, where did ya go?
User avatar #21 to #20 - benvolio (06/23/2011) [-]
I left to begin life anew.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fhockeygirl (06/25/2011) [-]
hmm...i'm intrigued....care to share more?
User avatar #23 to #22 - benvolio (06/25/2011) [-]
I just got too well known, so I decided to start over.
User avatar #24 to #23 - fhockeygirl (06/25/2011) [-]
hey nothing wrong with that :)
User avatar #25 to #24 - benvolio (06/25/2011) [-]
Yeah. I like being a small time guy. :D
User avatar #26 to #25 - fhockeygirl (06/25/2011) [-]
nice :3
so how are you?
#27 to #26 - benvolio (06/25/2011) [-]
I've got a gun. Give me your wallet or shirt.
#17 - kingofdarkness (06/14/2011) [-]
Take this mail.
It was your job.
#19 to #17 - benvolio (06/22/2011) [-]
I.. I no longer deliver mail.
#28 to #19 - kingofdarkness (06/27/2011) [-]
well...then.
#14 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 to #14 - benvolio (06/14/2011) [-]
Hey Bob.
#16 to #15 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
I like how you've never added me on your new account, so I had to myself.
I like how you've never added me on your new account, so I had to myself.
User avatar #18 to #16 - benvolio (06/22/2011) [-]
I kept at little friends as possible.
User avatar #13 - iTzKitteh (06/12/2011) [-]
I might be going to Florida for part of the summer!!!

:D
#11 - TheEpicUsername (05/21/2011) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #12 to #11 - benvolio (05/21/2011) [-]
How are you, man?


Also, would you listen to these guys? They're one of my friends (more like acquaintances) bands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVoLocwoqSE&feature=channel_video_title

#5 - TheEpicUsername (05/02/2011) [-]
I have decided since you are new, to start off your reaction pic folder.

If your into that kind of thing.
#6 to #5 - benvolio (05/02/2011) [-]
Don't worry, I've been browsing for a few months now. I've got plenty of reaction pics.
#7 to #6 - TheEpicUsername (05/02/2011) [-]
Well this is my favorite so take it. I lol everytime I watch it.
Well this is my favorite so take it. I lol everytime I watch it.
#8 to #7 - benvolio (05/02/2011) [-]
I made this gif myself.  
It has no purpose, but I made it.
I made this gif myself.
It has no purpose, but I made it.
#9 to #8 - TheEpicUsername (05/02/2011) [-]
I seeee  
  
This is a good one too.
I seeee

This is a good one too.
#1 - TheEpicUsername (04/30/2011) [-]
Why did you add me? Whatever I like random FR
Why did you add me? Whatever I like random FR
#2 to #1 - benvolio (04/30/2011) [-]
Because I'm Bill Clinton.
#3 to #2 - TheEpicUsername (04/30/2011) [-]
Sounds legit.
Sounds legit.
User avatar #4 to #3 - benvolio (04/30/2011) [-]
Yup.
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