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#44 - I feel nice tonight.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on benvolio's profile 0
User avatar #45 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
That's good haha
#823 - Comment deleted 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
#42 - Don't know. Made a lot of new friends.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2012 on benvolio's profile 0
User avatar #43 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Lol same here
User avatar #44 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I feel nice tonight.
User avatar #45 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
That's good haha
#40 - I'm great. Good mood right now. You?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2012 on benvolio's profile 0
User avatar #41 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Pretty good myself, why such a good mood?
User avatar #42 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
Don't know. Made a lot of new friends.
User avatar #43 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Lol same here
User avatar #44 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I feel nice tonight.
User avatar #45 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
That's good haha
#5 - I'm in a great mood tonight. Probably because I've got a …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/02/2012 on shepoopi's profile 0
#6 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
well ben, i JUST broke up with a girlfriend that we had strong mutual feelings for (dont worry, im not a bullshitter) and as emotional and dramatic i can honestly be, im alright. I'll tell you that story if youd want to hear it, it's like a damn novel what she made me go through -_- well why are you in a good mood?
#7 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
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Oh, I'm sorry about that. Here, have this.

Also, tell me about it. I've got the time.
#12 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
do you think i made the right decision so i keep from hurting myself anymore? i just wish you knew every detail of my current worries
#14 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
You made a good choice. Also, hot damn I've been talking to a lot of people tonight.
User avatar #15 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
well thats good for you ben :) im glad i have someone to talk real quick about it so ill lt you have the chance with other people
User avatar #16 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
we're sure to talk a lot other times bro
#9 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
well i do quite enjoy teh ladiez so thank you new friend.
We meet in highschool blahblahblah all that highschool drama and becoming center of attention. i never liked attention even when i know some poeeple kill for it, i only got the attention because this girl was wanted by everyone. (im in new york so lots of people are openly bi so all the boys and girls wanted her) so i guess im lucky to have her. to make this loooong loooong story short, we had tons of good times and lots of sad or angry times. but we stood through thick and thin but today i couldnt take it anymore and i changed from how i usually always try no to hurt her feelings to just telling it to her straight up. She blames me for all the hard times we have, and today it was like a sob story. For example, we literally chased for eachother in busy streets with tears streaming. *self face palm moment*
#11 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I've never had a girlfriend, because that's pretty much my biggest fear.
All of it, that is.
Getting attention, getting my heart broken, etc.
#13 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
youre absolutely right you know /: but ben, you can't live your life all the time like that. it hurts like shit but you'll need to remind yourself you can feel something in your heart, because thats where it counts. it sounds weird *and maybe a little emo too* but you need to hurt yourself sometimes to live life like the way it is, to know how alive you are
#752 - Picture 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
#38 - Hey there.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/02/2012 on benvolio's profile 0
User avatar #39 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #40 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm great. Good mood right now.
You?
User avatar #41 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Pretty good myself, why such a good mood?
User avatar #42 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
Don't know. Made a lot of new friends.
User avatar #43 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Lol same here
User avatar #44 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I feel nice tonight.
User avatar #45 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
That's good haha
#1 - Hey there!  [+] (11 new replies) 09/02/2012 on shepoopi's profile 0
#2 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey :D
#5 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm in a great mood tonight.
Probably because I've got a lot of new FJ buddies.

How are you this fine night/morning/afternoon?
#6 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
well ben, i JUST broke up with a girlfriend that we had strong mutual feelings for (dont worry, im not a bullshitter) and as emotional and dramatic i can honestly be, im alright. I'll tell you that story if youd want to hear it, it's like a damn novel what she made me go through -_- well why are you in a good mood?
#7 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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Oh, I'm sorry about that. Here, have this.

Also, tell me about it. I've got the time.
#12 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
do you think i made the right decision so i keep from hurting myself anymore? i just wish you knew every detail of my current worries
#14 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
You made a good choice. Also, hot damn I've been talking to a lot of people tonight.
User avatar #15 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
well thats good for you ben :) im glad i have someone to talk real quick about it so ill lt you have the chance with other people
User avatar #16 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
we're sure to talk a lot other times bro
#9 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
well i do quite enjoy teh ladiez so thank you new friend.
We meet in highschool blahblahblah all that highschool drama and becoming center of attention. i never liked attention even when i know some poeeple kill for it, i only got the attention because this girl was wanted by everyone. (im in new york so lots of people are openly bi so all the boys and girls wanted her) so i guess im lucky to have her. to make this loooong loooong story short, we had tons of good times and lots of sad or angry times. but we stood through thick and thin but today i couldnt take it anymore and i changed from how i usually always try no to hurt her feelings to just telling it to her straight up. She blames me for all the hard times we have, and today it was like a sob story. For example, we literally chased for eachother in busy streets with tears streaming. *self face palm moment*
#11 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I've never had a girlfriend, because that's pretty much my biggest fear.
All of it, that is.
Getting attention, getting my heart broken, etc.
#13 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
youre absolutely right you know /: but ben, you can't live your life all the time like that. it hurts like shit but you'll need to remind yourself you can feel something in your heart, because thats where it counts. it sounds weird *and maybe a little emo too* but you need to hurt yourself sometimes to live life like the way it is, to know how alive you are
#722 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
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#752 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
#702 - Greetings! Anyone up for a dance thread?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
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#762 - megamanzero (09/02/2012) [-]
one more... kinda small though
#726 - megamanzero (09/02/2012) [-]
here's one for ya
User avatar #727 - shepoopi (09/02/2012) [-]
*dances in chair*

*proceeds to fall over and cry a little*
#711 - damnthatlego (09/02/2012) [-]
#622 - Sweet Dreams are made of these. 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
#2522 - Picture 09/02/2012 on Dance Party! +1
#542 - I made this for whoever ends up adding me. 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
#458 - Greetings once more, my brothers. 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! +1
#395 - I feel like a whore, posting here so much. ..I love it. 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
#369 - Greetings, my friends. I insist you take this gif. 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! +1
#103 - Sexy name you've got there.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on dovahkitteh's profile 0
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#321 - Greetings once more! Why do I have so many Doctor Who gifs?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
#1793 - pantalkamon (09/02/2012) [-]
I have a large collection as well.
#282 - Greetings again! Have this gif. 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
#251 - Greetings! 09/02/2012 on Let's make friends! 0
#24 - So true 08/31/2012 on Online reviews +35
#2 - Probably Hydrogen.  [+] (13 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Best Idea +2
#16 - zsabber (08/26/2012) [-]
Hydrogen doesnt burn that way. I remember that it sparks or however you say that
#24 - sonicwind (08/26/2012) [-]
it doesnt so much spark as explode. its hard to control in science class in hs they would fill a big balloon with hydrogen and then stick a match to it and it was my favorit because it looked exactly like the death star, with the ring and all
User avatar #57 - Generation (08/26/2012) [-]
2H2/O2 Mix explodes. Pure molecular hydrogen burns quite nicely in air due to the lower level of oxygen
#25 - zsabber (08/26/2012) [-]
I have got to try that someday

my chemistry class always sucked in here....
#27 - sonicwind (08/26/2012) [-]
ya i think as stated below because its dangerous its not particularly easy to get. but if u do dont kill your self and if u do at least video it and have the common decency to have someone post it to the web and link it here.
#29 - zsabber (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh if you wait for me to deliver

You're gonna have a bad time... a very long one too
User avatar #3 - joekooldash (08/26/2012) [-]
somehow i doubt the average joe can obtain hydrogen. its more than likely acetylene, the primary gas used in cutting torches.
User avatar #6 - ASDLSD (08/26/2012) [-]
never mind my comment, it's stupid
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User avatar #4 - Generation (08/26/2012) [-]
Lol... take two copper wires and a 9v battery, put the ends of the wires in the water.

2 Parts hydrogen, 1 part oxygen.
User avatar #23 - sonicwind (08/26/2012) [-]
although thats is how electrolysis works there is no way its that simple
User avatar #56 - Generation (08/26/2012) [-]
It is exactly that simple. You can do it in your kitchen.
#12 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2012) [-]
Electrolysis FTW
#5 - I want to see that video. 08/22/2012 on The FIRST RULE +1
#13 - Link?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on I think he`s dead... +3
User avatar #29 - alleksi (08/23/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGbtUqMLWTo there were only 5 videos my bad
#2 - It's a joke that Christian's don't believe in evolution.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on I thought it was funny. +14
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#92 - shutupandrapeme (10/13/2012) [-]
We haven't talked in a while, sir. Have this amazing gif.
We haven't talked in a while, sir. Have this amazing gif.
User avatar #47 - shepoopi (09/03/2012) [-]
i love you too buddy
User avatar #48 to #47 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #50 to #48 - shepoopi (09/03/2012) [-]
<3 <3
User avatar #51 to #50 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
B>
User avatar #52 to #51 - shepoopi (09/03/2012) [-]
:* gimme some suga
#46 - domoman ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Puddin'
Puddin'
User avatar #49 to #46 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #38 to #37 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey there.
User avatar #39 to #38 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #40 to #39 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm great. Good mood right now.
You?
User avatar #41 to #40 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Pretty good myself, why such a good mood?
User avatar #42 to #41 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
Don't know. Made a lot of new friends.
User avatar #43 to #42 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Lol same here
User avatar #44 to #43 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I feel nice tonight.
User avatar #45 to #44 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
That's good haha
User avatar #35 - ShaunG (07/02/2012) [-]
Awesome username.
#36 to #35 - benvolio (07/02/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at We Can Win The War **
Thanks.
User avatar #34 - DiePotatoDie (07/24/2011) [-]
If I were to die in 20 days, I would go skydiving naked. **** a bunch of chicks. Beat the **** out of people I hate. Then spend the last week with family and friends.
#33 - iTzKitteh (07/23/2011) [-]
bam, ****** .

Every link, **** or not, I run through google and have norton scan it.
#31 - bobJML (07/13/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 - DiePotatoDie (07/10/2011) [-]
i might be able to
User avatar #30 to #29 - DiePotatoDie (07/10/2011) [-]
actually ya
User avatar #20 - fhockeygirl (06/23/2011) [-]
hey man, where did ya go?
User avatar #21 to #20 - benvolio (06/23/2011) [-]
I left to begin life anew.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fhockeygirl (06/25/2011) [-]
hmm...i'm intrigued....care to share more?
User avatar #23 to #22 - benvolio (06/25/2011) [-]
I just got too well known, so I decided to start over.
User avatar #24 to #23 - fhockeygirl (06/25/2011) [-]
hey nothing wrong with that :)
User avatar #25 to #24 - benvolio (06/25/2011) [-]
Yeah. I like being a small time guy. :D
User avatar #26 to #25 - fhockeygirl (06/25/2011) [-]
nice :3
so how are you?
#27 to #26 - benvolio (06/25/2011) [-]
I've got a gun. Give me your wallet or shirt.
#17 - kingofdarkness (06/14/2011) [-]
Take this mail.
It was your job.
#19 to #17 - benvolio (06/22/2011) [-]
I.. I no longer deliver mail.
#14 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #15 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
I like how you've never added me on your new account, so I had to myself.
I like how you've never added me on your new account, so I had to myself.
User avatar #18 to #16 - benvolio (06/22/2011) [-]
I kept at little friends as possible.
User avatar #13 - iTzKitteh (06/12/2011) [-]
I might be going to Florida for part of the summer!!!

:D
#11 - TheEpicUsername (05/21/2011) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #12 to #11 - benvolio (05/21/2011) [-]
How are you, man?


Also, would you listen to these guys? They're one of my friends (more like acquaintances) bands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVoLocwoqSE&feature=channel_video_title

#5 - TheEpicUsername (05/02/2011) [-]
I have decided since you are new, to start off your reaction pic folder.

If your into that kind of thing.
#6 to #5 - benvolio (05/02/2011) [-]
Don't worry, I've been browsing for a few months now. I've got plenty of reaction pics.
#7 to #6 - TheEpicUsername (05/02/2011) [-]
Well this is my favorite so take it. I lol everytime I watch it.
Well this is my favorite so take it. I lol everytime I watch it.
#8 to #7 - benvolio (05/02/2011) [-]
I made this gif myself.  
It has no purpose, but I made it.
I made this gif myself.
It has no purpose, but I made it.
#9 to #8 - TheEpicUsername (05/02/2011) [-]
I seeee  
  
This is a good one too.
I seeee

This is a good one too.
#1 - TheEpicUsername (04/30/2011) [-]
Why did you add me? Whatever I like random FR
Why did you add me? Whatever I like random FR
#2 to #1 - benvolio (04/30/2011) [-]
Because I'm Bill Clinton.
#3 to #2 - TheEpicUsername (04/30/2011) [-]
Sounds legit.
Sounds legit.
User avatar #4 to #3 - benvolio (04/30/2011) [-]
Yup.
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