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#26 - Well, sir, not to **** on your logic, because I c… 07/28/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II 0
#23 - I have been bested. 07/28/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II +1
#21 - I'll see your House gif and meet you with the guy from CSI Mia…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II +1
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#23 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I have been bested.
#19 - Well his choices are stupid, and his information is stupid.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II 0
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#21 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I'll see your House gif and meet you with the guy from CSI Miami saying "Fuck you."
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#23 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I have been bested.
#17 - Seriously, a machete and an M1 Carbine are in the recommended …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II 0
User avatar #24 - areyounotamused (07/28/2011) [-]
Well, not to shit in your logic, but not everyone lives in an urban area, and the first thing one should do is escape the urban area, less places for grey matter eaters to hid around corners.
User avatar #26 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Well, sir, not to shit on your logic, because I can't. But you can't always escape from an urban area, so I would still prefer a more compact weapon.
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User avatar #19 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Well his choices are stupid, and his information is stupid.
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#21 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I'll see your House gif and meet you with the guy from CSI Miami saying "Fuck you."
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#23 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I have been bested.
#12 - No. His book is pure ******** , all around. I don'…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II -1
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User avatar #17 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Seriously, a machete and an M1 Carbine are in the recommended weaponry? A machete is stupid as a weapon, and should only be used as a last resort. And the M1 Carbine is frankly too large to be used in many urban situations.
User avatar #24 - areyounotamused (07/28/2011) [-]
Well, not to shit in your logic, but not everyone lives in an urban area, and the first thing one should do is escape the urban area, less places for grey matter eaters to hid around corners.
User avatar #26 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Well, sir, not to shit on your logic, because I can't. But you can't always escape from an urban area, so I would still prefer a more compact weapon.
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User avatar #19 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Well his choices are stupid, and his information is stupid.
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#21 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I'll see your House gif and meet you with the guy from CSI Miami saying "Fuck you."
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#23 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I have been bested.
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#10 - The sledgehammers not too heavy, if you have any level of actu…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/28/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II -1
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User avatar #12 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
No. His book is pure bullshit, all around. I don't know what weapons expert he talked to, but he obviously didn't know his shit.
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User avatar #17 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Seriously, a machete and an M1 Carbine are in the recommended weaponry? A machete is stupid as a weapon, and should only be used as a last resort. And the M1 Carbine is frankly too large to be used in many urban situations.
User avatar #24 - areyounotamused (07/28/2011) [-]
Well, not to shit in your logic, but not everyone lives in an urban area, and the first thing one should do is escape the urban area, less places for grey matter eaters to hid around corners.
User avatar #26 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Well, sir, not to shit on your logic, because I can't. But you can't always escape from an urban area, so I would still prefer a more compact weapon.
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User avatar #19 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Well his choices are stupid, and his information is stupid.
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#21 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I'll see your House gif and meet you with the guy from CSI Miami saying "Fuck you."
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#23 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I have been bested.
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#7 - Picture 07/27/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II 0
#4 - You're at Wal-Mart.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II 0
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#7 - benvolio (07/27/2011) [-]
#1 - Use a sledgehammer! Bladed weapons would get stuck in their sk…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse pt. II 0
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User avatar #10 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
The sledgehammers not too heavy, if you have any level of actual strength.
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User avatar #12 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
No. His book is pure bullshit, all around. I don't know what weapons expert he talked to, but he obviously didn't know his shit.
#14 - gentleshotgun has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Seriously, a machete and an M1 Carbine are in the recommended weaponry? A machete is stupid as a weapon, and should only be used as a last resort. And the M1 Carbine is frankly too large to be used in many urban situations.
User avatar #24 - areyounotamused (07/28/2011) [-]
Well, not to shit in your logic, but not everyone lives in an urban area, and the first thing one should do is escape the urban area, less places for grey matter eaters to hid around corners.
User avatar #26 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Well, sir, not to shit on your logic, because I can't. But you can't always escape from an urban area, so I would still prefer a more compact weapon.
#18 - gentleshotgun has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
Well his choices are stupid, and his information is stupid.
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#21 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I'll see your House gif and meet you with the guy from CSI Miami saying "Fuck you."
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#23 - benvolio (07/28/2011) [-]
I have been bested.
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User avatar #4 - benvolio (07/27/2011) [-]
You're at Wal-Mart.
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#7 - benvolio (07/27/2011) [-]
#3 - That makes me feel better. 07/27/2011 on Hunter Army +1
#332 - Thank you, kind sir. 07/26/2011 on Facts about the U.K. 0
#317 - Well, good sir, you said in "People from the U.K. are Bri…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2011 on Facts about the U.K. 0
#325 - justcallmejuan (07/26/2011) [-]
Britain is one Isle, consisting of Wales, England and Scotland, hence why all nationalities are called British, but if you mean by each individual country they do go by as Welsh, English and Scottish.

Also.... I live in Chester, and it is true, We can shoot a Welsh man within our City walls!

(Pic semi related)
User avatar #332 - benvolio (07/26/2011) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.
#323 - moonknightjbrd (07/26/2011) [-]
ooooooooooh Well Britain is the big island (thats why it's called Great Britain becuase its the biggest) so everyone from Britain is British, so English, Welsh and Scottish are all British although many Northern Irish consider themselves British. (pic related orange bit is Britain.)
User avatar #352 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/26/2011) [-]
Great Britain is called Great Britain because when the French came over from Brittany, they named it after their own home, except bigger. Great(er) Britain(ny)
#357 - moonknightjbrd (07/26/2011) [-]
didnt know that, thanks
User avatar #359 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/26/2011) [-]
no problem
#390 - Gypsybob (07/26/2011) [-]
I consider myself Scottish but my passport says British citizen, so the guy is right, we're all British.
#310 - So wait, even though the UK is made up of four countries, you …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/26/2011 on Facts about the U.K. +3
User avatar #320 - nipplelion (07/26/2011) [-]
because in the 1600s our english queen died so we got a scottish king called james and wales was a part of england but had its own government thats why it was called great Britain because its on the british mainland and northen island isnt, also northern island have loyalist who want to stay brittish and republicans who want to go irish.
User avatar #321 - nipplelion (07/26/2011) [-]
sorry nothern ireland
#315 - moonknightjbrd (07/26/2011) [-]
I don't know what you mean, restate? :P
User avatar #381 - nipplelion (07/26/2011) [-]
England, Scotland and Wales are on the mainland what make Britain and Northern Ireland isnt on the mainland but they havnt gained independent from britain so thats why its still inclueded
User avatar #317 - benvolio (07/26/2011) [-]
Well, good sir, you said in "People from the U.K. are British or Northern Irish."
But right before that, you listed the four countries that make up the U.K.
Now, I'm no expert, but you seem to have left out "Scottish" and "Welsh".
#325 - justcallmejuan (07/26/2011) [-]
Britain is one Isle, consisting of Wales, England and Scotland, hence why all nationalities are called British, but if you mean by each individual country they do go by as Welsh, English and Scottish.

Also.... I live in Chester, and it is true, We can shoot a Welsh man within our City walls!

(Pic semi related)
User avatar #332 - benvolio (07/26/2011) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.
#323 - moonknightjbrd (07/26/2011) [-]
ooooooooooh Well Britain is the big island (thats why it's called Great Britain becuase its the biggest) so everyone from Britain is British, so English, Welsh and Scottish are all British although many Northern Irish consider themselves British. (pic related orange bit is Britain.)
User avatar #352 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/26/2011) [-]
Great Britain is called Great Britain because when the French came over from Brittany, they named it after their own home, except bigger. Great(er) Britain(ny)
#357 - moonknightjbrd (07/26/2011) [-]
didnt know that, thanks
User avatar #359 - MyNameIsARickRoll (07/26/2011) [-]
no problem
#390 - Gypsybob (07/26/2011) [-]
I consider myself Scottish but my passport says British citizen, so the guy is right, we're all British.
#6 - For being one of the largest countries, you guys certainly hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2011 on Canada Facts +1
#10 - thirthynd (07/25/2011) [-]
Sigh, I know, barely anyone lives up in the Northern provinces, cause its so cold. That scares people off, I think, the weather. Ah well, it's still pretty good for us!
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#19 - Well, the IQ test is based off 100 being the average of the po…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2011 on Japan vs America 0
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#1 - Alright then. 07/25/2011 on Duck People 0
#115 - Picture 07/25/2011 on sigh 0
#1461 - Also writing on your **** . 07/25/2011 on fhockeygirl's profile 0
#1 - Picture 07/24/2011 on Welcome To The Internet 0
#1 - So we can all be Anonym-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! 07/24/2011 on New Message from Anonymous... 0
#1 - They squint, I assume. 07/24/2011 on Philosaraptor OC +1
#32 - I would, yes. The stars would have to align and a beam of gold… 07/23/2011 on Don't fuck with Harry Potter -3
#30 - Alright then! I'm just saying that while I don't find her all …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2011 on Don't fuck with Harry Potter +4
User avatar #31 - cammyT (07/23/2011) [-]
good to know but you would shag her though....right?
User avatar #32 - benvolio (07/23/2011) [-]
I would, yes. The stars would have to align and a beam of golden light would have to shine on me for her to consider it, but yes.

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#92 - shutupandrapeme (10/13/2012) [-]
We haven't talked in a while, sir. Have this amazing gif.
We haven't talked in a while, sir. Have this amazing gif.
User avatar #47 - shepoopi (09/03/2012) [-]
i love you too buddy
User avatar #48 to #47 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #50 to #48 - shepoopi (09/03/2012) [-]
<3 <3
User avatar #51 to #50 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
B>
User avatar #52 to #51 - shepoopi (09/03/2012) [-]
:* gimme some suga
#46 - domoman (09/03/2012) [-]
Puddin'
Puddin'
User avatar #49 to #46 - benvolio (09/03/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #38 to #37 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey there.
User avatar #39 to #38 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #40 to #39 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I'm great. Good mood right now.
You?
User avatar #41 to #40 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Pretty good myself, why such a good mood?
User avatar #42 to #41 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
Don't know. Made a lot of new friends.
User avatar #43 to #42 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
Lol same here
User avatar #44 to #43 - benvolio (09/02/2012) [-]
I feel nice tonight.
User avatar #45 to #44 - iwanttousenumbers (09/02/2012) [-]
That's good haha
User avatar #35 - ShaunG (07/02/2012) [-]
Awesome username.
#36 to #35 - benvolio (07/02/2012) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at We Can Win The War **
Thanks.
User avatar #34 - DiePotatoDie (07/24/2011) [-]
If I were to die in 20 days, I would go skydiving ***** . **** a bunch of chicks. Beat the **** out of people I hate. Then spend the last week with family and friends.
#33 - iTzKitteh (07/23/2011) [-]
bam, nigguh.

Every link, NSFW or not, I run through google and have norton scan it.
#31 - bobJML (07/13/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 - DiePotatoDie (07/10/2011) [-]
i might be able to
User avatar #30 to #29 - DiePotatoDie (07/10/2011) [-]
actually ya
User avatar #20 - fhockeygirl (06/23/2011) [-]
hey man, where did ya go?
User avatar #21 to #20 - benvolio (06/23/2011) [-]
I left to begin life anew.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fhockeygirl (06/25/2011) [-]
hmm...i'm intrigued....care to share more?
User avatar #23 to #22 - benvolio (06/25/2011) [-]
I just got too well known, so I decided to start over.
User avatar #24 to #23 - fhockeygirl (06/25/2011) [-]
hey nothing wrong with that :)
User avatar #25 to #24 - benvolio (06/25/2011) [-]
Yeah. I like being a small time guy. :D
User avatar #26 to #25 - fhockeygirl (06/25/2011) [-]
nice :3
so how are you?
#27 to #26 - benvolio (06/25/2011) [-]
I've got a gun. Give me your wallet or shirt.
#17 - kingofdarkness (06/14/2011) [-]
Take this mail.
It was your job.
#19 to #17 - benvolio (06/22/2011) [-]
I.. I no longer deliver mail.
#14 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #15 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
I like how you've never added me on your new account, so I had to myself.
I like how you've never added me on your new account, so I had to myself.
User avatar #18 to #16 - benvolio (06/22/2011) [-]
I kept at little friends as possible.
User avatar #13 - iTzKitteh (06/12/2011) [-]
I might be going to Florida for part of the summer!!!

:D
#11 - TheEpicUsername (05/21/2011) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #12 to #11 - benvolio (05/21/2011) [-]
How are you, man?


Also, would you listen to these guys? They're one of my friends (more like acquaintances) bands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVoLocwoqSE&feature=channel_video_title

#5 - TheEpicUsername (05/02/2011) [-]
I have decided since you are new, to start off your reaction pic folder.

If your into that kind of thing.
#6 to #5 - benvolio (05/02/2011) [-]
Don't worry, I've been browsing for a few months now. I've got plenty of reaction pics.
#7 to #6 - TheEpicUsername (05/02/2011) [-]
Well this is my favorite so take it. I lol everytime I watch it.
Well this is my favorite so take it. I lol everytime I watch it.
#8 to #7 - benvolio (05/02/2011) [-]
I made this gif myself.  
It has no purpose, but I made it.
I made this gif myself.
It has no purpose, but I made it.
#9 to #8 - TheEpicUsername (05/02/2011) [-]
I seeee  
  
This is a good one too.
I seeee

This is a good one too.
#1 - TheEpicUsername (04/30/2011) [-]
Why did you add me? Whatever I like random FR
Why did you add me? Whatever I like random FR
#2 to #1 - benvolio (04/30/2011) [-]
Because I'm Bill Clinton.
#3 to #2 - TheEpicUsername (04/30/2011) [-]
Sounds legit.
Sounds legit.
User avatar #4 to #3 - benvolio (04/30/2011) [-]
Yup.
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