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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS2, Gamecube, Wii, PS3.
Video Games Played: Everything except for sports games. Fuck sports games.
X-box Gamertag: Laady GaGa
Date Signed Up:6/29/2011
Last Login:9/03/2013
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#36 - It's the same way with the Mantis. Takes 4 rockets to kill an … 11/17/2012 on Scumb bag ghost 0
#48 - Krumping is basically a ****** mating ritual. 11/17/2012 on Homecoming..... +1
#36 - That would easily send you into cardiac arrest. Like... Within… 11/16/2012 on title here 0
#35 - How do you be crippled from the waist down and have a boner at…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Little does she know 0
User avatar #42 - rellergert (11/12/2012) [-]
He's faking it.
#107 - lol ps3 fag bet u dont evn lift...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on A Memorable Birthday! +6
User avatar #108 - CaptainObviious (11/12/2012) [-]
I find your comment rather amusing actually. Of course in your case, for all the wrong reasons. Thanks for the chuckle. :)
#15 - All these people who are calling the woman ugly and Adalia bea…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on True right? +5
#22 - Tommovdv (11/08/2012) [-]
Thank you! Fucking thank you! Finally someone that understands why people keep lying to themselves!
#205 - Umm... Why the **** do you have this and where is… 11/08/2012 on Oh Queen 0
#69 - Thank you. 11/02/2012 on How Toy Story 3 should have... 0
#65 - Can somebody explain? I have never seen the movie so this scen…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2012 on How Toy Story 3 should have... 0
#68 - neostar (11/02/2012) [-]
They were in a dump and were about to be incinerated all because the villian (who was also a pussy) abandoned them after they risked their lives to save him. As they slowly slid down to the fire they all started to hold hands and just wait for death
#69 - benttoyourwill (11/02/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#67 - mayplo (11/02/2012) [-]
go watch it
#66 - thefuckinggoddes (11/02/2012) [-]
WELL YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE TO UNDERSTAND IT.

MOTHERFUCKER.
#75 - Good. 11/02/2012 on no title here +9
#2 - This deserves WAY more thumbs than it has. 10/30/2012 on Hurricane Sandy in the... +1
#51 - You just made me choke on my cigarette you hilarious **… 10/29/2012 on Drake Bell 0
#454 - t(^_^t) Kill yourself please. The world has enough cancer already.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2012 on Mckenziee +3
#539 - whateveridontneed (10/25/2012) [-]
keep sucking OP's cock.
#132 - This is me. 10/24/2012 on ugly people problems +4
#70 - I don't give a **** if its a trap if I was single… 10/22/2012 on So sweet 0
#71 - I always wake up feeling drained with a disgusting taste in my…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on I Know Which One I'd Rather +1
User avatar #114 - dehfurk (10/23/2012) [-]
I think the disgusting taste is from your mouth drying out once you hit that high point. Whenever I get fucked up off weed, I drink a serious amount of water because my mouth dries out so fast. It's also a good way to know which water is crap and which is good. Also, Arrowhead is the best, or purified water.
#3 - It's almost like he waited for just the right moment to flex h… 10/20/2012 on KFC opening 0
#209 - Oh yeah, you guys definitely jello. 10/20/2012 on Its the circle of life -14
#217 - And with another day gone this content will be put into the ab… 10/19/2012 on k +1
#99 - What episode was the bottom GIF from I don't remember that one.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Zombies vs Ice cream 0
User avatar #133 - cammyT (10/19/2012) [-]
18 miles out
#118 - dtcdannyboy (10/19/2012) [-]
I think it was a futurama episode
#112 - anon (10/19/2012) [-]
18 miles out
User avatar #107 - thrashtilldeath (10/19/2012) [-]
All from the same episode
#38 - I have no idea what reprints are :P  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2012 on True love 0
#39 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a laugh on these.
#34 - Wrong. Cunt.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2012 on True love +1
#37 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Ha quite the boner for Hieratics, I see. What's your opinion on the Heliopolis reprint (among the others)?
#38 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea what reprints are :P
#39 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a laugh on these.
#32 - Hey you little emo faggot you ******* with my bro…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/18/2012 on True love +2
#33 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
LOL CAN'T HURT ME FAGGOT.
#34 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Wrong. Cunt.
#37 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Ha quite the boner for Hieratics, I see. What's your opinion on the Heliopolis reprint (among the others)?
#38 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea what reprints are :P
#39 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a laugh on these.
#28 - Now you listen here, ****** . I am named after one…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/18/2012 on True love +5
#30 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Bitch, what? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my BLADESTAFF. I come out stronger than you and your little ass Red Eyes Darkness Bitch. You better have a five headed to take me on, you pussy! My name doesn't need to be uttered, for my greatness is known throughout the land. You talk of rape and murder, but what I do is better, is nobler. I will rob you of your magic, and I will lead the crusade to cleanse these lands of you and all of your dragonic kin. Nowhere is safe. You will need to contact the United Nations to get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. Do you understand me? I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!
#32 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Hey you little emo faggot you fucking with my bro Atum? You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. You brag about your bladestaff? That puny piece of metal isn't half the length of my DICK! Your name may be known across the land but mine is known across the god damn world! I AM HELIOPOLIS! You may be strong but all it takes is for me to toss away one of my willing soldiers to put you into the god damn ground begging and praying for mercy! And you know what. Your plea will go unheard. Gods do not listen to the prayers of land urchins. You talk of scorched earth you filthy nigger, I SCORCH LANDS FOR FUN! As the world has a creator it must also have a destroyer. You are fucking with the destroyer! I will turn everything you love into nothing but a small memory in the mind of a dim and widowed child. Do not speak again unless you want everything you know and love turned into ash in the wind.
#33 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
LOL CAN'T HURT ME FAGGOT.
#34 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Wrong. Cunt.
#37 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Ha quite the boner for Hieratics, I see. What's your opinion on the Heliopolis reprint (among the others)?
#38 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea what reprints are :P
#39 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a laugh on these.
#16 - **** your Dark Magician faggot.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/18/2012 on True love -5
#26 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spellcaster Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Dark World, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla magic and I’m the top spellcaster in the entire Citadel of Endymion. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on these planes, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of magicians across the Secret Villages and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, needle worm. The heavy storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare staff. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Endymion Crusaders and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dark magic all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#29 - anon (10/18/2012) [-]
God did you just write this? You're a fucking geek.
#31 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
#28 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Now you listen here, nigger. I am named after one of the most ancient egyptian gods in history. I can have any one of my draconic minions on your fucking wide open asshole with the snap of my finger. All of my brothers are also named after the creators of old. Our lineage is refined and unending. There is nothing you can do to prevent my reign as king of this pathetic and disgusting world. You must be cleansed, you and all other spellcaster types. You have 2500 atk? That is cute, I CAN SUMMON A RED EYES DARKNESS METAL DRAGON ANYWHERE, ANYTIME AND AT ANY MOMENT! I was born out of the fiery ashes of war while you were in a library reading old, dusty books. Now shut the fuck up before I call my bro Heliopolis to rape your father and murder your fucking sisters.
#30 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Bitch, what? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my BLADESTAFF. I come out stronger than you and your little ass Red Eyes Darkness Bitch. You better have a five headed to take me on, you pussy! My name doesn't need to be uttered, for my greatness is known throughout the land. You talk of rape and murder, but what I do is better, is nobler. I will rob you of your magic, and I will lead the crusade to cleanse these lands of you and all of your dragonic kin. Nowhere is safe. You will need to contact the United Nations to get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. Do you understand me? I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!
#32 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Hey you little emo faggot you fucking with my bro Atum? You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. You brag about your bladestaff? That puny piece of metal isn't half the length of my DICK! Your name may be known across the land but mine is known across the god damn world! I AM HELIOPOLIS! You may be strong but all it takes is for me to toss away one of my willing soldiers to put you into the god damn ground begging and praying for mercy! And you know what. Your plea will go unheard. Gods do not listen to the prayers of land urchins. You talk of scorched earth you filthy nigger, I SCORCH LANDS FOR FUN! As the world has a creator it must also have a destroyer. You are fucking with the destroyer! I will turn everything you love into nothing but a small memory in the mind of a dim and widowed child. Do not speak again unless you want everything you know and love turned into ash in the wind.
#33 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
LOL CAN'T HURT ME FAGGOT.
#34 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Wrong. Cunt.
#37 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Ha quite the boner for Hieratics, I see. What's your opinion on the Heliopolis reprint (among the others)?
#38 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea what reprints are :P
#39 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a laugh on these.

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