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Date Signed Up:5/31/2013
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#46 - Me too, whats your GT if you want a new friend 07/15/2015 on Show me your fallout... 0
#44 - Which console?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Show me your fallout... 0
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#45 - mcdonaldsexplain (07/15/2015) [-]
360
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#46 - benstillerphaqqot (07/15/2015) [-]
Me too, whats your GT if you want a new friend
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2015 on TopDawg's profile 0
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#10 - TopDawg (07/14/2015) [-]
what
#44 - How ******* cold is it eh? Freezing this morning.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Jimmy Carr 0
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#45 - boydaranga (06/25/2015) [-]
Yeh

#3 - Stannis? What about Jon?! I hope his uncle is alive and hears …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on .... +5
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#11 - jcjohnson (06/17/2015) [-]
Na man all about Stannis the Mannis. Really doubt he died.
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#8 - mrcallum (06/15/2015) [-]
Jon Snow more
#22 - Maoris  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on New Zealand +1
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#26 - ThrowBrik (06/10/2015) [-]
And their goddamn ownership issues of everything.
#13 - ******* hate the amount of LOTR jokes when I go over seas and … 06/10/2015 on New Zealand +1
#42 - Hurricanes mentioned, swell with earthquakes and Conrad Smith. 05/25/2015 on Sports GIFs Comp 0
#28 - THIS ISNT THINGS THAT ONLY MEN DO, OR MEN EXLUSIVE, I SEE THIS…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Men -5
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#52 - wellversedidiot (05/19/2015) [-]
I wish more people agreed with you.
#21 - Hamiltonian here, yourself?  [+] (28 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Shrek the sheep +1
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#29 - spooooce (05/18/2015) [-]
Studying in Dunners, but originally a Jafa.
#30 - ryix (05/18/2015) [-]
Shol'va!
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#31 - spooooce (05/18/2015) [-]
Ahahaha! I didn't know that was a thing in Stargate!
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#28 - krasnogvardiech (05/18/2015) [-]
Innervegas reporting. North of bluff, you fucking bogan
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#300 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
Musta reached max replies. No, my car ain't busted. And no, it is not amphibious.
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#301 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
So, no gas? All good. Fishing licenses are probably a bitch to get hold of nowadays down there.

Yes, you heard me. The Queenstown Lakes District Council requires you to get a goddamn license to fish.
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#304 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
... really ... ? Nope. I'll go back up to the Coromandel and Fish.
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#305 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
Ya-huh.

Oh well, it's been fun. Take it easy, man. And if it's easy, take it twice.
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#306 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
You too, mate!
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#32 - spooooce (05/18/2015) [-]
Could you be anymore South? Jesus, Gore is bad enough as it is!
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#34 - krasnogvardiech (05/18/2015) [-]
We don't speak about Gore. It's a hole, not a town. Well actually the place is surrounded by hills, so it just feel like a hole.

I could go set up shop on Stewart Island if you like. Like, fuck anything and fuck everything, I could be the south-est motherfucker on this joint.
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#66 - spooooce (05/18/2015) [-]
Ahahaha you could if you wanted to be a social outcast and deal with like 200 people.
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#284 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
Sounds like a quiet place.
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#285 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
Probably not with all the ocean around it.
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#286 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
True. I heard it was windy too.

Cold front's going to be heading up from Antarctica. Might see snow down here! You a fan of cold weather? Well, you must be if you're in Dunedin. Freezing cold, I'd love to be there.
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#287 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
I left Auckland for a reason. LOVE the cold!
#288 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
If this looks like paradise to you, we're going to get along well m8
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#289 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
I'd love to go through that bush. Love the Pine Forest, they always look so beautiful and fresh. That place does look freaking awesome, but I want there to be more Pine Forest
#290 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
We have a ton of firs if that counts. The needles go fukken everywhere if you're up by the mountain.

Pic is the gondola leading to the place where most scenic photos of Queenstown are taken.
#310 - gondola (05/24/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention. always nice to be mentioned. thanks. i dont get them very often. love you. thanks. again, thanks.
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#291 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
That looks awesome. I think I'm gonna head to Queenstown during the semester break, not going home :/ Get to explore the South, though!
#292 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
It's a great place. Lived there for years before I moved down here. Great if you're a tourist or a backpacker, but hell to live in because of the prices.
#293 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
Home <3 I can see the area where my house would be. I prefer the quiet and simple places, with a lot of outdoors around! And any good place for fishing.
#294 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
Any good place for fishing? Well, how about over eighty (estimated) kilometers of Kawarau and Shotover rivers?
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#296 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah not too keen on going all the way out there, no car
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#297 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
Sheit, alright.
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#298 - spooooce (05/19/2015) [-]
I refuse to drive my car down from Auckland. NOPE! Straight up no.
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#299 - krasnogvardiech (05/19/2015) [-]
Let me guess - it's busted. And not amphibious. Right?