He looks awesome!

Hey.

Hello.

Damn, you did it better than me! How?

I can not tell you my good sir...Secrets

Dammit you

whats up

Nothing. Whats up with you?

Well, I got a cat about 3 days ago. Today, I accidentally scared the shit out of him, and he got very scared because he's very new to the house and he's hiding REALLY good, lol. So me and my dad are trying to find him.

Oh coool! Picture, picture, picture!! Do you have a name for him? Could he win in a hide and seek competition against Bin Laden and Anne Frank?

I think I pee'd myself at that .gif!!

It sucks...Big time! Applied for a job at a local pet shop but didn't get it. Mostly because retired vets and shit applied for the job also. Just need a basic job until I'm 18 and then I'm going to apply for the police.

How are you and shizz?

You should deliver pizzas. I'm doing alright, but schoolwork is REALLY rustling my jimmies.

Can't drive :( I need the money from a job to pay for driving lessons and a car.

Oh, that's shit. Got any exams coming up?

Ha, what a stupid suggestion of me!

So yeah, alot of homework. But no, my next exams are in June. Oh, and did I already tell you I dodged a bullet in math exams? I got a 66%. A 66% is basicially a D. Woo, just made it! and for geography and 75%.

Safely scraped it!

Hey dude. I'm alright, stressed but alright. Job hunting is such a bitch haha!

It's looking sweet! Yeah, zombies and skeletons look so badass when they're wearing armor/armour! I got a chain mail helmet of a skeleton one time. Creepers are assholes!!! (Tip: Some zombies and skeletons can pick up armour and weapons. Randomly throw some armour or a weapon at either a skeleton or zombie and sometimes, they'll pick them up. You can throw a sword at a skeleton and it will swap out its bow for the weapon.)

Yeah I hear job searching can be a pain in the ass.

And I should try the swapping thing.

It is. It sucks!!

If you give a skeleton a sword, they wont shoot arrows at you. They also don't despawn so you can keep them forever!! Yaaaay...

You disappoint me Mr Gobblenuts!

I'm good. It's 6am here and I haven't slept so I'm a little tired but feeling good. How about you?

I'm sorry, man! I've let you down. I just found myself doing it at like 3:00 AM.

Well I went to a basketball game last night. When I left to go to the bathroom, I was looking at my phone because I thought I felt it vibrate but it didn't, (forever alone), But I didn't read the bathroom sign that said "WOMEN'S WASHROOM" So when I walked in I was like what the fuck where are the urinals but then I was like OSHITOSHITOSHIT and then this random guy behind me was like "haha wrong one buddy"


I'll just pretend that didn't happen.

Haha! There's always next year.

Oh God, lol! I'd die from embarrassment.

Once when I was 12, I was at my local swimming pool to go swimming, I was on my DS playing pokemon walking to the change rooms, but it was the women's change room, so then there was this hot blonde chick showering and I was like "GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO" she didn't see me because she had her eyes closed but thank God I ran out of there just in time, lol.

Just in time to take a few pictures, right?!

Nope... ;( I have failed you again

Damn! Lucky for you, I'm a forgiving man.

I laughed so hard at that! I've been good thanks. Have the flu but it's getting better. How have you been?

Oh, man! The flu fucking SUCKS. I've been building this in minecraft for the hell of it. And, I'm very happy because it's friday.

I'm glad its finally going though.

What's inside it? Is it cookies?

Friday's are always good!!

Well, do you remember when we first started chatting and I built that stone brick base and there was a village beside it? It's pretty much going to be like that. Damn, was I stupid for deleting that. I haven't figured out what should be inside it, though.

Oh shit, yeah! Make a villager concentration camp.

Sorry if you're Jewish.

Jew take that back!! No, I'm Italian Canadian so it's all good.

Oh Jew!

You lucky fucker!

Now I don't want no trouble, so just hand it over nice and slow.

You will have to come get it! :)

I'm on my way!

And I'm pretty sure I'm also getting an autograph, too. He didn't sign the pick

Ohh cool!

Haha, is that Nicolas Cage?

Sure is!

Looking good.

My days been good. Went out today to Cambridge with a friend. Just looked for random junk. Got Shawshank Redemption steelbook (favourite film). Saw some red hot chili peppers, beatles, jimi hendrix, rolling stones and a ton more awesome vinyls. Nearly bought some beatles vinyls but didn't in the end.

Ohh nice!! Hope you've listened to it!!

Black man coming to steal your watermelon and chicken...Don't look

Funny, because here in Canada we have a place called Cambridge! I fucking LOVE Jimi and all the otherbands you've mentioned. I also learned that in 1985, Kurt Cobain's singing was fucking AWFUL. And yes, right now I'm messing around in creative and I have seen an enderman walking away with my watermelon.

You stole it!

Oh dear haha! Are we talking terrible or just mediocre?

Kill that motherfucker and get it back!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrEjXdZeeA I love this song, but oh god the singing

The singing is terrible!

But his guitar his jamming, though! As well with Krist on bass and Aaron on drums.

Is Nirvana your favourite band?

I dunno man. I'm trying to decide between nirvana or the smashing pumpkins. that's just for grunge. but for classic rock, I'm trying to decide if I like Pink Floyd or Led Zeppelin better. tough decision :(

Very tough decision!

and note that Dave Grohl was not in the band yet, it was Aaron Burckhard.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4cQ2bbb6Q I like this version much better.

I also learned that if you don't bother enderman too much, they won't really bother you.

Haven't really played much today. Started a new Skyrim save so I've been rocking through that mostly.

nice! How have you been doing on that?

Not too bad. Enjoying it again so far. Have you got Skyrim?

Nope. I don't own any game console.


damn am I pathetic
Basicially, what do you do?

Ahh, that sucks!

What do you do in Skyrim?

I might get an xbox or something. I dunno. So yes, what do you basicially do in Skyrim? I know you slay dragons in shit, but what else

NOO! Get a PS3!

It's a role playing game. You can do pretty much whatever. Choose a race (all have their benefits) and what gameplay you want to do (mage, assassin, warrior) and go kill shit. Bunch of stuff that you can do.

HOLY SHIT DUDE I CAN'T DECIDE I CAN'T CHOOSE DAMMIT WHICH IS BETTER

Okay I'll try to get a PS3

Get a PS3! I have ooonnnnnneeee!!!

And the game sounds very cool

OH MY GAWD!

OH goddammit you have to make a fucking account

I can survive without it I think. Don't want my emails to get spammed by porn

Yeah, same... I heard the popup reminding you about your account can come up any moment.

Would be bad as my emails come through my phone

Mine is my left hand. <3

Aww, that's so sweet! Mine is my right hand.

Best valentines day EVER

If you two get busy, make sure old lefty wears protection.

no

Herpes man.
That shit burns.

Just kidding I'm wearing protection

All good then

But I won't get to see my girlfriend for a month because I'm doing no fap march.

Wish me luck

Good luck!

hi

Oh hey there

Oh snap!

HAHA!! Bet that gets you in the mood.

Lol! But it's not mine. I just thought it was funny. I saw it on facebook and I felt bad for the poor guy

I feel bad for him too. Make's me grateful that my mum/mom never sends me texts like that.

Looks huge. How far down does it go?

It goes down pretty far. Not that far, but, I found some stuff. No strongholds though :(

Any diamonds further down? No strongholds? That sucks then.

Nah, didn't see any diamonds... yet.

Keep looking! Any mineshafts at all?

I didn't see any. But I'm at the house right now. That's enough mining for today, because a got lost quite a few times lol!

That's a shame. Haha, we've all been there! Got any plans for the house or other projects?

Right now, my main thing is to figure what the hell to do with the 2nd floor, because there is really nothing up there. Got any ideas? I tried googling it but alot of the results are way to complicated. They involve alot of redstone, and I only have like 3 redstones.

Make an enchanting and potion room? What sort of redstone things did you have in mind?

Alot of them just said redstone experiment room. A potion room, I never understood that. I need to find diamonds to make a diamond pic, and get obsidian to make an enchanting table. I am thinking of an art gallery.

Ohh okay! I wouldn't bother with an experiment room when you can experiment in a creative world. A potion room you'd have a few chests for ingredients and some brewing stands. An art gallery would be cool!

And, is it normal for squids to be inside of caves?

I get that sometimes too. Damn nature!

It burns!!

A desert hill a jumped off of and landed on a creeper

Did you crush him like a Goomba in Mario?

Should I? Damn this is tempting. I REALLY don't want to die but I know there is lots of iron in there damn. It's right near my house, so I CAN'T get lost. Decisions decisions.

I'll tell you what, fuck it, I'm going in.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Holy shit, that's so purty!

Yay! How do you think it went? I've started a new survival world and building an under ground base. I've planned it all out in a creative world so it should look pretty amazing when it's done. How is your house coming along?

I think the exam went pretty well. How big is this underground base going to be? Don't accidently delete it this time, haha! The house is going good, but right now I'm exploring other parts of this map. Right now I'm walking along the desert and looking for that village I found a long while ago.

That's good. Haha, I'll make sure this time! Backup I've got it pictured in my head. It's a huge temple looking thing on the top, and then a hole in the middle which you drop down into like a water elevator. You then drop into the main room which is 31x31. Has a walk way, portals and beacons in the main hub and then there is 4 corridors that have different rooms. One corridor leads to a chest room, the other leads to an enchanting room and potion room, the other leads to all my farms (wheat, carrots, potatoes, melons, pumpkins, sugarcane, netherwart and trees and the other leads to animals. Sounds complicated but its all planned in my noggin. Do you know where abouts the village is then?

Holy fuck
That's high tech

Hell yeah. I've planned it on a creative superflat world. When I've built a good portion of it I'll send you some pictures.

Oh, and I was walking along this desert, and I saw this big ocean. So, I just ran back to the house, built a boat and now I'm planning to sail away. I'm not actually leaving my house, I'm just wondering about the near biomes.

Take a screen shot or write down the cords for your house so you know where it is.

Will do! And no, I couldn't find the village :(

Ahh, that's a shame

Oh, wait! I literally JUST found it! Nothing exciting though. Took all the crap out of there. But now, I've stumbled across a cavern/cave below the ocean. Aw damn son, this is tempting as hell. Should I stay or should I go? If I go there will be troubleee

Yay!!
What a song! You should give it a look.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, because my dad knows a guy who knows Dave Grohl, this guy is hanging out with Dave on the tour, and he can tell him that I'm a huge nirvana and foo fighters fan, and autograph something!