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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: ask me
Youtube Channel: bghvfy
Steam Profile: nope.
Consoles Owned: DS, 3DS, imagination
Video Games Played: Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Resident Evil
X-box Gamertag: BLERGH
PS3 Gamertag: BLERGH
Interests: food,items,pokemon,cards,pizza,everything, video games, technology
Date Signed Up:5/03/2011
Last Login:5/27/2013
Location:derp
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i'm 12. deal with it.

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User avatar #303 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
User avatar #304 to #303 - benedicto ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
HOLY SCHITT.
IT'S YOU.
quickly, act cool....
HAI!
User avatar #302 - benedicto ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
:'( :') T_T
User avatar #301 to #257 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
k. bye.
User avatar #280 to #257 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
do you happen to play pokemon?
#282 to #280 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
no i do not
User avatar #283 to #282 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
oh well. say, any games you might happen to recommend?
#284 to #283 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
for what system and what maturity (since you are apparently 12)
User avatar #285 to #284 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
3ds, and any maturity is fine.
User avatar #286 to #285 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
hmm i dont have many games for the 3ds i dont play it much i dont even own one
User avatar #287 to #286 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
mm hmmm...
so...what's with the neko girls?
#288 to #287 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
what neko girls
what neko girls
User avatar #289 to #288 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
-.-i wish i had a persona
#290 to #289 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
then make on
User avatar #291 to #290 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
how? i'm not creative and all the good ones are taken.
#292 to #291 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
no they are not
User avatar #293 to #292 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
ever wonder what the first guy who discovered gunpowder felt?
#294 to #293 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
no, i know how he felt
User avatar #295 to #294 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT IT'S HANAKO.
ever wonder if you could replace black pepper with extremely potent gunpowder?
#296 to #295 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
not really but why are you asking these questions
User avatar #297 to #296 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
bored. just saying the first thing that comes to mind
User avatar #298 to #297 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
ok i guess
User avatar #299 to #298 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
ever wonder if cannibals would cannibalize other cannibals they would cannibalize cannibalizing cannibals and then the cannibalistic cannibals would all be cannibalized except for one and the we can just shoot the fucker.
User avatar #300 to #299 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
no and im going to class now
User avatar #279 to #257 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
.....dammit, my life is boring.
#281 to #279 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
hmm, alright then i guess darling
User avatar #258 to #257 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
whut
User avatar #260 to #259 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
hi.
why are you here.
no one ever comes here
#261 to #260 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
i just came to visit darling, so how are you today
i just came to visit darling, so how are you today
User avatar #263 to #261 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
back
#264 to #263 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
alright then darling, what are you up to if you dont mind telling me
User avatar #265 to #264 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
acknowledging the fact that it's 1:10 am here and i'm probably the only actual 12 year old here.
and playing vidya games.
#266 to #265 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
alright darling, excuse me for sounding like a twat, but if you are 12 shouldnt you be in bed
User avatar #267 to #266 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
it's summer vacation here.
about to end to.
sadly.
so.....do you play resident evil: revelations?
#268 to #267 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
yes, why
User avatar #269 to #268 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
on the 3DS?
#270 to #269 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
yes, once more why
User avatar #271 to #270 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
just curious, seeing as that's a popular video game and i own it.
#272 to #271 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
alright then darling
User avatar #273 to #272 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
so.....any interesting topic on your head?
#274 to #273 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
not particularly darling
User avatar #275 to #274 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
tell me about yourself?
you know, if you want to...
#276 to #275 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
hmm what would you like to know i may or may not answer with nonsense
User avatar #277 to #276 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
who are you, your background, that girl in those pictures.
anything that could bring up a conversation.
#278 to #277 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
hmm the girls are different in every picture
User avatar #262 to #261 - benedicto ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
bored.
sad that club nintendo doesn't accept people from not-america
about to piss myself.
brb
.
#213 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Just.. all my pictures?
User avatar #216 to #213 - benedicto ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
yay
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#253 to #252 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Benedicto   
   
I'm done, well I just don't want to post anymore, I accumulated 9 notifications while i was doing this.
Benedicto

I'm done, well I just don't want to post anymore, I accumulated 9 notifications while i was doing this.
User avatar #255 to #253 - benedicto ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
ok. wow. i've never seen that much dump in one thread. and 9 notifications...wow.
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#224 to #223 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
What are you planning on doing with these pictures?
User avatar #246 to #224 - benedicto ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
save. may FINALLY start a reaction folder.
User avatar #254 to #246 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
You're going to steal my mascot?
User avatar #256 to #254 - benedicto ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
no. just trying to start one. when i have at least 100, then i'll compile them all and start using them.
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User avatar #204 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
Are you selling cucumbers
User avatar #210 to #204 - benedicto ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
you know what? never mind.
User avatar #212 to #211 - benedicto ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
sorry
User avatar #206 to #204 - benedicto ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME???!!!
User avatar #207 to #206 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
oh sorry, probably from rolling, i used to block randomly rolled users alot.


you have 27 cucs
User avatar #208 to #207 - benedicto ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
how much for 2 clean coal. and wait 20 minutes. gonna collect.
User avatar #209 to #208 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
idunno, you say
User avatar #205 to #204 - benedicto ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
no...wait, how many do i have?
User avatar #188 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
what do you want from that devious leprechaun
User avatar #190 to #188 - benedicto ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
this maybe a long shot... but a but maybr a blacksmith badge and a super gem or 2 super gems?
User avatar #191 to #190 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
dude, theres 150 leprechauns and around 30 of supers and 100 of blacksmith badges in circulation
User avatar #192 to #191 - benedicto ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
i knew it was a long shot....
how about a god gem and 3 rape horses?
User avatar #193 to #192 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
no i need god gem
User avatar #194 to #193 - benedicto ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
you have too many items, i can't make a good offer.
3 raep horses and a cart of gold coins?
User avatar #195 to #194 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
id rather sell dupes
User avatar #196 to #195 - benedicto ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
gold certification badge and 2 raep horses?
User avatar #197 to #196 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
maybe, if you throw in something like ore to balance that 100 mil point drop
User avatar #199 to #197 - benedicto ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
so....what?
User avatar #198 to #197 - benedicto ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
whatever else you want.
User avatar #200 to #198 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
i meant just something to balance bit that point value
User avatar #201 to #200 - benedicto ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
yeah, so......what?
User avatar #202 to #201 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
leprechaun worth 9 mil badge and orses worht 138 mil
something like ore, coins or something to balance that
User avatar #203 to #202 - benedicto ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
so...jst your gold badge, for my leprechaun, chocolate duck, and evil toast? my items aren't that good.
User avatar #189 to #188 - benedicto ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
more than what i paid for it.
User avatar #162 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
What do you need for your gems?
User avatar #164 to #162 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
all 4 special, or what?
User avatar #165 to #164 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm looking for all 12 special, just alot of gems
User avatar #163 to #162 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
specify.
User avatar #166 to #163 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
I have =/- 50 gems each until i can make a special gem of each
User avatar #167 to #166 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
selling your cursed knife?
User avatar #168 to #167 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
If it can get me alot of gems yes
User avatar #169 to #168 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
all the gems you need?
User avatar #170 to #169 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
Hell yes
User avatar #172 to #170 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
if i have enough gems.
User avatar #171 to #170 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
save 1 for unique count.
User avatar #173 to #171 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
You must gather more, and since when was Runic Gems added?
User avatar #174 to #173 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
gib broken sword for special gem?
User avatar #175 to #174 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
For a runic special gem?
User avatar #176 to #175 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
no. gay.
User avatar #177 to #176 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
Sure, Send trade
User avatar #178 to #177 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
wait, how much for cursed knife?
User avatar #179 to #178 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm going to hold off until i can get the all the gems at once, but i'm good for the broken sword for the gay special gem
User avatar #180 to #179 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
gems:valentine ratio?
User avatar #181 to #180 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
Not selling valentines
User avatar #182 to #181 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
egg hoarder?
User avatar #183 to #182 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
No Idea about the ratios on that one
User avatar #186 to #183 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
choco bone?
User avatar #187 to #186 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
Basically, just send trade, if i decline i will tell you why
User avatar #184 to #183 - benedicto ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
presidents?
User avatar #185 to #184 - bigairchicago (03/18/2013) [-]
not selling presidents
User avatar #136 - benedicto ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
OKAY, LET'S START.
User avatar #138 to #136 - brioshell **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
What are the rules?
User avatar #142 to #138 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
THERE ARE NO RULES
User avatar #141 to #138 - benedicto ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
roll battle.
User avatar #143 to #141 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
**splayed rolls 610,855,960** Do I win
User avatar #149 to #143 - benedicto ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
weiner. prize, 3 bats, 2 enchanted pumpkins, and 1 chest/key set.
User avatar #151 to #149 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
BOOM, pls send trade, thank you <3<3<3<3
User avatar #155 to #151 - benedicto ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
no. you send it.
User avatar #157 to #155 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
I don't know what chest set though....
User avatar #159 to #157 - benedicto ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
any!
User avatar #152 to #151 - brioshell **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
Congrats :3
User avatar #154 to #152 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Thankoo
User avatar #145 to #143 - brioshell **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
How many do we have to roll anyway?
User avatar #144 to #143 - brioshell **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
**brioshell rolls 073,337,030** we shall see
User avatar #146 to #144 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Dude, you got 4 3s, 3 0s and 2 7s
#147 to #146 - brioshell **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
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#148 to #147 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
SMASHING!
SMASHING!
#150 to #148 - brioshell **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
<What this contest was
#153 to #150 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I won
Oh yeah, I won
#156 to #153 - brioshell **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
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#158 to #156 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Yeah well...........Shut up
Yeah well...........Shut up
#160 to #158 - brioshell **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #137 to #136 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Stop

Hammer time
#139 to #137 - brioshell **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #140 to #139 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Pause

Spanner o'clock
User avatar #135 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
You said now, you lied to me...
#134 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Yup
Yup
#132 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
like a sir
User avatar #133 to #132 - benedicto ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
you play phoenix wright?
User avatar #129 - zombieindenial ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
**zombieindenial rolls 43**
User avatar #131 to #129 - benedicto ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
YOU WERE DOIN IT WRONG.
User avatar #128 - lyraateit **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
**lyraateit rolls 00**

I dont even know what im doing here.
User avatar #130 to #128 - lyraateit **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
I want a demonic chest if you have one.

Or if that was even the contest.
User avatar #127 - lyraateit **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
**lyraateit rolls 07**

is this the contest?
User avatar #126 - lyraateit **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
**lyraateit rolls 14**
User avatar #125 - wethepixel (01/07/2013) [-]
They're worth a bit more than that mate.. Sorry.
#123 - DekuNut (01/02/2013) [-]
go to sleep
User avatar #124 to #123 - benedicto ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
it's morning here.
#121 - itemmaaan (12/30/2012) [-]
Go for the pony if you need any items on making the ponies I have some btw are you selling the sword in the stone?
User avatar #122 to #121 - benedicto ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
no.
User avatar #115 - novarip (12/27/2012) [-]
Thanks :D
User avatar #116 to #115 - benedicto ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
k.
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