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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: ask me
Youtube Channel: bghvfy
Steam Profile: ProfessorDickWaffle
Consoles Owned: DS, 3DS, imagination
Video Games Played: Pokémon, Mario, Resident Evil, Fire Emblem, Phoenix Wright, Kid Icarus : Uprising
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PSN: BLERGH
Interests: Vocaloid, Pokemon, video games, anything that doesn't require 4 or more people
Date Signed Up:5/03/2011
Last Login:12/14/2014
Location:derp
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User avatar #395 - aliapheese (10/11/2013) [-]
So.. Hi?
May I ask why the random add?
User avatar #396 to #395 - benedicto (10/11/2013) [-]
ah, i just add someone when i like their comments and/or content.
nice name too.
User avatar #397 to #396 - aliapheese (10/11/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
Thank you.
User avatar #358 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Hi, do I know you? :S
User avatar #382 to #358 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
so....ever met a stereotypical 12-year-old swagfag? they talk about them all the time but i have yet to see one.

User avatar #383 to #382 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I have met people like that, but they're usually not 12.
User avatar #384 to #383 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
what's their general age, then?
User avatar #385 to #384 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Dunno, usually don't ask. I just run away. Never argue with an idiot, he'll pull you down to his own level and beat you with experience
User avatar #386 to #385 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
as i always say, some people just need a good, nice, warm knife to the face.
User avatar #387 to #386 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Eh, violence never solved anything
User avatar #388 to #387 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
violence can destroy. destruction in it's own is not bad, just a natural process.
violence, when applied sparingly, makes the delicacy of arguing much more rewarding if you win. especially when you're not the one who done it.
User avatar #389 to #388 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
There's a difference to violence and destruction. Violence causes destruction, but destruction is not only caused by violence. Violence is caused by imbalance and by insecurity, and if met by more imbalance and insecurity, it will only escalate. If you instead meet it with calm balance and a caring heart, then it will soothe down and you will be able to create instead of destroying.
User avatar #391 to #389 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
....sorry. i must have ranted too much.
User avatar #390 to #389 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
not if those people happen to be the school tards.
those little ***** are assholes. they bug everyone, they cause a huge fuss, they are asses.

someone once put a rotting animal in my desk on friday so it would be there on monday.
User avatar #392 to #390 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Ah I just took a quick (long and slow <.< ) bath.
I can guarantee you that that is caused by poor upbringing, likely also violence from their parents. It's a fundamental lack of empathy that should be developed way earlier. It is yet again caused by violence and more violence won't help them.
User avatar #393 to #392 - benedicto (10/06/2013) [-]
well, i guess i should just ignore them.
User avatar #394 to #393 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
That's the best you can do, yeah c:
User avatar #359 to #358 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
no, sorry. i just add whoever i like.
usually, it's because i like their content or comments.
User avatar #360 to #359 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Well I honestly prefer to know who I'm friending, at least by having a little conversation or something. It's also polite to ask before you friend, you know? c:
User avatar #361 to #360 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
alrighty then.
*er.....you mind starting the convo? i'm not good with these kind of things.*
#362 to #361 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Well my name is Troels (don't try to pronounce it), and I'm 19 years old and live in Denmark. I like music, computers and tonnes of other random **** , hehe.
I play guitar and sing (preferrably not at the same time), and I'm the vocalist of a tiny hard rock band here in Århus c:
Well what do you do man? What's your story?
(Oh yeah, and I also founded the current Katawa Shoujo channel, which is the most succesful one too. No clue how that happened o.o )
User avatar #363 to #362 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
I'm Watson.
i'm a 12 year old yep, cancer. sorry. or well, 13, since my birthday's in around a week.
i'm from the Philippines, a tiny bunch of islands that's been raped by three countries both literally and figuratively in history. i just use the internet because i have no friends within a five mile radius to visit. i try playing piano and singing, but i suck at both. oh well.
i like any genre of music, but it all depends on the song. yes, even metal sometimes.
other than that, i like using the internet, things that don't kill me within 20 months, and technology in general.

also in real life i tend to be introverted, though it depends.
User avatar #364 to #363 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Welp nice to meet you Watson c:
Do you have a favorite band or something?
User avatar #365 to #364 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hm......
can't say i do. my lack of friends just make mew pretty out of if.
mind recommending me some? if that's okay.
User avatar #367 to #365 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
crap, how the hell did that mew get there.
....i need to dronk some water.
User avatar #366 to #365 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Two song I always share are:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfVGvY7p1sU
and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWY-JOhF2I

Both from awesome bands, both awesome songs c:
User avatar #368 to #366 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hmmm, nice.
thanks!
User avatar #369 to #368 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
It's my pleasure to share good music c:
User avatar #372 to #369 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
oh yeah, and i like anime and Vocaloid.
just thought you ought to know.
User avatar #374 to #372 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I suppose I like anime, although I don't really watch any any more. Most recently I watched Attack on Titan. I prefer reading manga for now. I still love the art though.
User avatar #370 to #369 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
now i want to play again.
*and fail horribly. weeeeee.*
User avatar #371 to #370 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Well that's how it works, we keep sucking for twenty years until we stop sucking.
"The only time you really **** up is when you stop trying"
-Cr1tikal
User avatar #373 to #371 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
well, i need to buy me a guitar.
to the batmo-oh wait I'm ******* poor.
User avatar #375 to #373 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
You're 12, can't you ask your parents?
User avatar #376 to #375 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
my parents are........
strict on spending. if they buy me something, good. but those moments are rare and far between.
User avatar #377 to #376 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh I see :/
User avatar #378 to #377 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hey, why does the internet hate 12 year olds anyway?
User avatar #379 to #378 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Well because with "12-year olds" they're really talking about immature faggots. I know immature faggots older than 40, so it's not a thing about age
User avatar #380 to #379 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
oh. explains a lot.
User avatar #381 to #380 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, kinda ._.
User avatar #357 - benedicto (09/15/2013) [-]
[spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] test. [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
#348 - felixfj (08/26/2013) [-]
Hi man. I remember threre was a gif about the Levitating monk on FJ. Do you happen to know the name of that post? Thanks anyway.   
Gif is unrelated
Hi man. I remember threre was a gif about the Levitating monk on FJ. Do you happen to know the name of that post? Thanks anyway.
Gif is unrelated
User avatar #349 to #348 - benedicto (08/26/2013) [-]
er....no. sorry.
User avatar #350 to #349 - felixfj (08/27/2013) [-]
its all right. Thanks anyway
User avatar #342 - satrenkotheone (08/24/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #343 to #342 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
!

hi!
User avatar #344 to #343 - satrenkotheone (08/24/2013) [-]
Do we know each other?
User avatar #345 to #344 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
no...
but i usually add those whose comments i like.
User avatar #346 to #345 - satrenkotheone (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks I suppose.
User avatar #347 to #346 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
yep.
User avatar #334 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #336 to #335 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
You wanted to add me?..
User avatar #337 to #336 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah.
User avatar #338 to #337 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Why is that?..
User avatar #339 to #338 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
i dunno. felt like it, i guess.
i usually add someone if i like their comments a lot, though.
User avatar #340 to #339 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh I see. Thank you..
User avatar #325 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
static.fjcdn.com/ajax/d1a0fc4a07516c2935fe1b668d0b6e08.jpg Warning for anybody looking at this in the future, it's a woman getting ****** by a cactus.
User avatar #326 to #325 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
thanks.
what do you want in return?
User avatar #327 to #326 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
Whatever you feel like, as long as it isn't gay.
User avatar #328 to #327 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
what about yuri?
#330 to #328 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
*toink*
there's another one.
User avatar #329 to #328 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
Sure, I'm fine with that.
#331 to #329 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
whoop/ replied to the wrong comment.
#314 - hydromatic (08/20/2013) [-]
You're 12?
You're 12?
User avatar #315 to #314 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
yes, why?
#316 to #315 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
My sister is 12 and imagining her being on this site is just weird.

But oh well, nothing wrong with it i suppose.
User avatar #317 to #316 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
please, to be honest, i'm not your regular 12 year old. i know, lot's of people also say that, but here me out. what i'm about to say is pretty crazy, so if you don't want to believe it, then fine.
1. i've been on the internet since i was 2 years old, which has caused me to become addicted to the internet, and be a bit antisocial.
2. my social life is....well......i can count the number of people i can consider ''friends'' with my hands and feet alone.
3. i've seen a LOT of **** here.
i've been on /b/, seen the entirety of the encyclopediadramaticca ''offended?'' page, seen goatse, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc.
4. i'm probably gonna be the craziest and most perverted person you ever meet.

as i said, it's up to you if you want to believe me or not, but i'm telling you the truth.
#318 to #317 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
**** , i was like this when i was 14 and i thought that was weird.

Well, hope you don't do anything stupid later in life that hurts someone or yourself.
You should probably cut down on it if you can. Just a little bit to start with atleast.

Lastly, take care of yourself, and don't forget the people around you.

I hope the internet doesn't **** you up too much
User avatar #320 to #318 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
besides, how can you hurt someone if you can't reach them physically?
#321 to #320 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm not the best at this..

Maybe you should see a psychiatrist or something?
User avatar #322 to #321 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
my mom says it's just an ''attitude problem''
we'll see about that, i guess.....
#323 to #322 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
Good luck buddy
Good luck buddy
User avatar #324 to #323 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
'thanks.
i'll need it.

well, see you.
User avatar #319 to #318 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
it already did.
i've been here, and i've seen scat, gore, and things no sane man/woman should ever seen,
it has definitely left me mentally and psychologically scarred at least slightly.
it's too late for me...the few people i've managed to get along with say i exhibit psychotic tendencies.

and also, thanks for the pic.
User avatar #312 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #313 to #312 - benedicto (07/13/2013) [-]
who the hell is dylan
User avatar #308 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
can i buy your dupe knight statues?
User avatar #309 to #308 - benedicto (06/17/2013) [-]
convince me to return to items and you can have them.
User avatar #310 to #309 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
guvy animates now a lot, so a ******* of new awesome looking items is there
since you left DJ 4DM1N and lade did a lot of programming so we can search items now or see how many items of a certain item are in circulation, for example, things like that made items a lot better, and its way more fun now
User avatar #311 to #310 - benedicto (06/17/2013) [-]
hmm....ok, i'm convinced. take them.
User avatar #312 to #311 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #302 - benedicto (05/14/2013) [-]
:'( :') T_T
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Benedicto

I'm done, well I just don't want to post anymore, I accumulated 9 notifications while i was doing this.
User avatar #255 to #253 - benedicto (04/24/2013) [-]
ok. wow. i've never seen that much dump in one thread. and 9 notifications...wow.
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What are you planning on doing with these pictures?
User avatar #246 to #224 - benedicto (04/24/2013) [-]
save. may FINALLY start a reaction folder.
User avatar #254 to #246 - miscarriage ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
You're going to steal my mascot?
User avatar #256 to #254 - benedicto (05/01/2013) [-]
no. just trying to start one. when i have at least 100, then i'll compile them all and start using them.
User avatar #398 to #256 - benedicto (01/12/2014) [-]
*psst*
you're an ass.
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User avatar #204 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
Are you selling cucumbers
User avatar #210 to #204 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
you know what? never mind.
User avatar #212 to #211 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
sorry
User avatar #206 to #204 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME???!!!
User avatar #207 to #206 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
oh sorry, probably from rolling, i used to block randomly rolled users alot.


you have 27 cucs
User avatar #208 to #207 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
how much for 2 clean coal. and wait 20 minutes. gonna collect.
User avatar #209 to #208 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
idunno, you say
User avatar #205 to #204 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
no...wait, how many do i have?
User avatar #188 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
what do you want from that devious leprechaun
User avatar #190 to #188 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
this maybe a long shot... but a but maybr a blacksmith badge and a super gem or 2 super gems?
User avatar #191 to #190 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
dude, theres 150 leprechauns and around 30 of supers and 100 of blacksmith badges in circulation
User avatar #192 to #191 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
i knew it was a long shot....
how about a god gem and 3 rape horses?
User avatar #193 to #192 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
no i need god gem
User avatar #194 to #193 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
you have too many items, i can't make a good offer.
3 raep horses and a cart of gold coins?
User avatar #195 to #194 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
id rather sell dupes
User avatar #196 to #195 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
gold certification badge and 2 raep horses?
User avatar #197 to #196 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
maybe, if you throw in something like ore to balance that 100 mil point drop
User avatar #199 to #197 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
so....what?
User avatar #198 to #197 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
whatever else you want.
User avatar #200 to #198 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
i meant just something to balance bit that point value
User avatar #201 to #200 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
yeah, so......what?
User avatar #202 to #201 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
leprechaun worth 9 mil badge and orses worht 138 mil
something like ore, coins or something to balance that
User avatar #203 to #202 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
so...jst your gold badge, for my leprechaun, chocolate duck, and evil toast? my items aren't that good.
User avatar #189 to #188 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
more than what i paid for it.
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User avatar #164 to #162 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
all 4 special, or what?
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User avatar #163 to #162 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
specify.
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User avatar #167 to #166 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
selling your cursed knife?
#168 to #167 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #169 to #168 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
all the gems you need?
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User avatar #172 to #170 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
if i have enough gems.
User avatar #171 to #170 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
save 1 for unique count.
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User avatar #174 to #173 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
gib broken sword for special gem?
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User avatar #178 to #177 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
wait, how much for cursed knife?
#179 to #178 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #180 to #179 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
gems:valentine ratio?
#181 to #180 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #182 to #181 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
egg hoarder?
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User avatar #186 to #183 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
choco bone?
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User avatar #184 to #183 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
presidents?
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User avatar #136 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
OKAY, LET'S START.
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User avatar #142 to #138 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
THERE ARE NO RULES
User avatar #141 to #138 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
roll battle.
User avatar #143 to #141 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
**splayed rolls 610,855,960** Do I win
User avatar #149 to #143 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
weiner. prize, 3 bats, 2 enchanted pumpkins, and 1 chest/key set.
User avatar #151 to #149 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
BOOM, pls send trade, thank you <3<3<3<3
User avatar #155 to #151 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
no. you send it.
User avatar #157 to #155 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
I don't know what chest set though....
User avatar #159 to #157 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
any!
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User avatar #154 to #152 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Thankoo
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User avatar #146 to #144 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Dude, you got 4 3s, 3 0s and 2 7s
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#148 to #147 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
SMASHING!
SMASHING!
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#153 to #150 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I won
Oh yeah, I won
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#158 to #156 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Yeah well...........Shut up
Yeah well...........Shut up
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User avatar #137 to #136 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Stop

Hammer time
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User avatar #140 to #139 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Pause

Spanner o'clock
User avatar #135 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
You said now, you lied to me...
#134 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Yup
Yup
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