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| #5 - Who are dildos that big made for? Are there really that many p… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Sensitive topics | +41 |
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lollypopalopicus (01/03/2016) [-] Holy shit I have not laughed that hard in months. You have my sincerest thanks for posting that story. | ||
| #70 - About the time we invented the technologies for a cozy, less a… | 01/03/2016 on Damn you genetics ! | 0 |
| #57 - 50% Japanese, 50% Australian, 420% autism. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on ey b0ss | +48 |
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| #47 - And then he kept dying it because his fans wanted him to. | 01/03/2016 on he looks terrible | 0 |
| #36 - Is it just the hair? Because there's actually a reason for that. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on he looks terrible | +2 |
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| #18 - It's Tom. The guy form MySpace. | 01/03/2016 on 0 | +1 |
| #18 - His real voice is actually pretty soothing, but there are so f… | 01/02/2016 on Filthy Frank comp Pt 1/? | 0 |
| #23 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on Vader has a message for Kylo | +1 |
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| #58 - Fat is healthy. Having too much of it makes it unhealthy, as w… | 01/02/2016 on Tumblr is at it again | +1 |
| #124 - True. If you can afford upwards of $1000 there are some real N… | 01/01/2016 on TFW You Can't Afford... | 0 |
| #121 - Yeah. Desktops are always more powerful for equal money, though. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on TFW You Can't Afford... | 0 |
| True. If you can afford upwards of $1000 there are some real No-compromise gaming laptops available, so if you need the portability, there are great options. | ||
| #115 - I doubt it. A guy with that kind of setup is going to be const… [+] (10 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on TFW You Can't Afford... | 0 |
| Just ordered a lenovo y700 (16 gb of ram, gtx960m, i7 2.6ghz) earlier today. Definitely an upgrade from my current laptop with a dual core i5 and a gt 740m with 2gb ddr3 vram. Never mind when comparing it with other cards they use a 2gb model for some reason though... I don't know which is better the 870m you have or the 4gb 960m while the 960m is newer the 870m is the step up for the 800 series Neither one of us will run into performance issues. For awhile anyhow..... 4k.com/gaming/ Very soon we'll approach a point where we reach the limits of our eye's ability to discern higher resolution. That's when I'll opt for the cyber implants, lol. Those will set me back. Looked at the new Razer blade pro... About the same specs as the y700 for literally double the price... I got it with a 1TB hdd but at only 5400 rpm... Might get an external ssd though. Also on all sites about the y700 it states that the gpu has 4gbs of vram but if I look up just the 960m it says otherwise. Yeah. Desktops are always more powerful for equal money, though. True. If you can afford upwards of $1000 there are some real No-compromise gaming laptops available, so if you need the portability, there are great options. | ||
| #54 - I completely believe that everyone should be allowed to say anything. | 01/01/2016 on The N-Word | 0 |
| #283 - *niche market | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | 0 |
| #282 - I don't know man, the more attractive you are, the higher pric… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | 0 |
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| #274 - The cheapest option would be to get a ps4. That, plus a copy o… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | 0 |
| but what exactly are dollars worth in dick? with the current financial climate it's probably a rough time for the dick economy I don't know man, the more attractive you are, the higher price you'll command. If you appeal to a niche marked, say, sucking dick in an uncle sam costume, or something, it'll be harder to find customers, but you'd probably make more money doing it. | ||
| #261 - My problem is not with the parry itself, but the riposte. I ha… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | 0 |
| I'm not sure but it may be able to proc before they hit the ground, but whose to say with latency and lag | ||
| #255 - I'm not trying to give you any advice, just saying that if I w… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | +1 |
| The cheapest option would be to get a ps4. That, plus a copy of DS3 on release, would be about $400. You could get that in 3 or 4 dicks if you find the right customers. but what exactly are dollars worth in dick? with the current financial climate it's probably a rough time for the dick economy I don't know man, the more attractive you are, the higher price you'll command. If you appeal to a niche marked, say, sucking dick in an uncle sam costume, or something, it'll be harder to find customers, but you'd probably make more money doing it. | ||
| #252 - I love the game overall, but I ******* HATE how they ch… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | 0 |
| oh wait not the gay buckler I use the target shield, fashion as fuck and better stability IMO parry and backstab mechanics actually got way better, you no longer have to stand right in front of an enemy to parry you can hit the tip of the weapon with a parry and it will proc. I use the buckler for the larger parry frames, backstabs fishing is a thing of the past. Stay in NG 2 if you want the bonus damage, I think it disappears after +3? What I don't like are the nerfs. parry and backstabs should do more damage than they do. My problem is not with the parry itself, but the riposte. I hate how you have to wait for the enemy to fall down, the timing in DS1 was just so much more satisfying. I'm not sure but it may be able to proc before they hit the ground, but whose to say with latency and lag | ||
| #246 - I jumped on the souls train kinda late, so Scholar is the only… [+] (16 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | 0 |
| Nice. To be honest DS2 isn't as great as DS1, but DS1 was amazing, so DS2 is still great, and some of the narrative makes up for it, especially my favorite lines, the one that's not the original ending.What I like about DS2 is that it reveals what dark souls was really all about, and you have enough info to understand where it comes from. Anyhow, I was super hype for 3 because the original maker is coming back to direct it and clean up the fuck ups this time, hopefully. Sadly I'll prolly never get to play it, not any time soon. #299 -
infinitereaper (01/01/2016) [-] I currently run a build inspired by him. Max stats (10 vitality), hiede sword, bow of want, allone pants, engraved gaunlets third dragon ring, lightning clutch, flyn ring, ring of blades target shield and dragon chime. I buff with sunlight blade and sacred oath Many fall before me. With only a few words left in remark: Do you even praise the sun? #313 -
anon (01/01/2016) [-] Thats awesome, im currently doing a nobonfire challenge but stopped for final exams , btw do u play it on pc?? my AR is through the roof, even with nerfs, hiede sword is secretly greatest straightsword of all time, only weakness is lack of R1 spam, but the R2 makes up for it, and nah is poorfag so play on ps3, I did both the no bonfire and no dying (which was challenging as fuck) sadly I ended up on ng 5 and wish I had known because I would have rather stayed with the bonus parry and backstab damage I took a break and am playing dragon age inquisition I love it I love the game overall, but I fucking HATE how they changed the parry/backstab system in DS2. The parry being the worst, because they completely changed the timing. This after DS1 had one of my favorite combat systems of all time. oh wait not the gay buckler I use the target shield, fashion as fuck and better stability IMO parry and backstab mechanics actually got way better, you no longer have to stand right in front of an enemy to parry you can hit the tip of the weapon with a parry and it will proc. I use the buckler for the larger parry frames, backstabs fishing is a thing of the past. Stay in NG 2 if you want the bonus damage, I think it disappears after +3? What I don't like are the nerfs. parry and backstabs should do more damage than they do. My problem is not with the parry itself, but the riposte. I hate how you have to wait for the enemy to fall down, the timing in DS1 was just so much more satisfying. I'm not sure but it may be able to proc before they hit the ground, but whose to say with latency and lag | ||
| #243 - I'm hyped as **** for DS3. Still need to get arou… [+] (18 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | 0 |
| DS2 had an absolutely amazing ending, but I got scholar of the first sin and made the alternate choice. I jumped on the souls train kinda late, so Scholar is the only version I've played. Nice. To be honest DS2 isn't as great as DS1, but DS1 was amazing, so DS2 is still great, and some of the narrative makes up for it, especially my favorite lines, the one that's not the original ending.What I like about DS2 is that it reveals what dark souls was really all about, and you have enough info to understand where it comes from. Anyhow, I was super hype for 3 because the original maker is coming back to direct it and clean up the fuck ups this time, hopefully. Sadly I'll prolly never get to play it, not any time soon. #299 -
infinitereaper (01/01/2016) [-] I currently run a build inspired by him. Max stats (10 vitality), hiede sword, bow of want, allone pants, engraved gaunlets third dragon ring, lightning clutch, flyn ring, ring of blades target shield and dragon chime. I buff with sunlight blade and sacred oath Many fall before me. With only a few words left in remark: Do you even praise the sun? #313 -
anon (01/01/2016) [-] Thats awesome, im currently doing a nobonfire challenge but stopped for final exams , btw do u play it on pc?? my AR is through the roof, even with nerfs, hiede sword is secretly greatest straightsword of all time, only weakness is lack of R1 spam, but the R2 makes up for it, and nah is poorfag so play on ps3, I did both the no bonfire and no dying (which was challenging as fuck) sadly I ended up on ng 5 and wish I had known because I would have rather stayed with the bonus parry and backstab damage I took a break and am playing dragon age inquisition I love it I love the game overall, but I fucking HATE how they changed the parry/backstab system in DS2. The parry being the worst, because they completely changed the timing. This after DS1 had one of my favorite combat systems of all time. oh wait not the gay buckler I use the target shield, fashion as fuck and better stability IMO parry and backstab mechanics actually got way better, you no longer have to stand right in front of an enemy to parry you can hit the tip of the weapon with a parry and it will proc. I use the buckler for the larger parry frames, backstabs fishing is a thing of the past. Stay in NG 2 if you want the bonus damage, I think it disappears after +3? What I don't like are the nerfs. parry and backstabs should do more damage than they do. My problem is not with the parry itself, but the riposte. I hate how you have to wait for the enemy to fall down, the timing in DS1 was just so much more satisfying. I'm not sure but it may be able to proc before they hit the ground, but whose to say with latency and lag | ||
| #65 - Which one do you think that is? They're both hot, but I find c… | 01/01/2016 on Twins | 0 |
| #25 - >before fj >regular virgin >after fj … | 01/01/2016 on Anon on lifting | +2 |
| #52 - Come on, we already bent them over and ****** them once. | 01/01/2016 on Russia's fetish | +2 |
| #51 - He just has the right motivation. | 01/01/2016 on Russia's fetish | 0 |
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