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#4 - Very ugly 11/08/2013 on there, eat 'em 0
#258 - You dont have any such thing. You have nothing like what real …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on When Woman Are Talking... -14
#307 - morskoj (08/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #265 - sanguinesolitude (08/02/2013) [-]
The vast majority of species leave no fossils. Fossilization requires very specific conditions that rarely occur. We have the fossil record, we observe adaptations and evolution happening every day, we have dna records, and we have logic. Your comment about bone debris clearly shows you have no understanding of how decomposition works. Even a hundred years later a body left in the ground will basically no longer exist. A thousand years later and it will have left no trace.

What does your side offer aside from a trite and childish "God did it" explanation. That is not a hypothesis that can be tested or used for anything meaningful, it is a useless truism to base your belief on. sure it cant be proven wrong, but neither can any other made up mystical explanation. It seems the pseudo-intellectualist position is the one that does not accept the possibility of being wrong, which would be your position. If Science were to stumble upon definitive proof of god, it would accept it and begin forming new hypotheses about the nature of god. Science constantly changes because it is not rigid or set in stone, that is its strength. When the bible says that the moon is a light in the sky like the sun, when in fact it is a moon reflecting the sun's light, that cannot be changed or modified, just ignored (as so much of the bible is by believers) or weakly explained as metaphor. The source material never changes, your side just makes up new interpretations to try to make the illogical words fit somehow. While the mental dexterity to support such an untenable position is somewhat admirable, it makes you just modern day pharisees, impressing yourself with your clever words, but speaking no more truth than those who came thousands of years before you.

you started that out somewhat intelligently, but you went full retard by the end. "satanic controllers of world affairs," i'm sure.
#248 - I doubt very much that you want the Christian GOD to be real a…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on When Woman Are Talking... -8
User avatar #257 - morskoj (08/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't enjoy the Christian god because, if you've read the bible and gone to bible studies and such, you'd know that he's pretty much a big douche who, like us, makes mistakes and, like us, over reacts to small things sometimes.
He's not a god. He's just a dude with omnipotent potential for mistakes.

I'd rather have another god, have it be a woman to symbolize compassion, carry a shield to protect her faithful, and an outstretched hand to forgive her enemies.

You can't tell me you don't have ANY problems whatsoever with the way the christian god operates.
User avatar #269 - kiermatv (08/02/2013) [-]
so... Athena?
User avatar #271 - morskoj (08/02/2013) [-]
Close, but nope.

Athena's a god of battle tactics or something and she wears a helmet and carries a spear.
Contrary to what I had in mind.
User avatar #276 - kiermatv (08/02/2013) [-]
War wasn't her big thing, she was mainly about wisdom, which is why her "spirit animal" is that of an owl, she is also seen usually with a shield, and gives said shield to Perceus to fight Medusa
#77 - very good. 08/02/2013 on Feminism -1
#82 - Nah, America is just backwards about it 08/02/2013 on Freedom of marriage -1
#208 - He is doing better than average people do and thats good enough. 08/02/2013 on Hugh jackman 0
#236 - I can handle the insults, I have been awake in a world caught …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on When Woman Are Talking... -15
User avatar #247 - morskoj (08/02/2013) [-]
I respect you for having an opinion.

But, you're expressing it in a 'looking-down-your-nose' way on a message board o the internet where no one knows who or where you are or even what you look like or what your credibility is.

Get off this virtual soap box where nobody gives a shit about anything anyone says, and send a message to real people, looking them fairly in the eye.
#305 - Subhuman reasoning abilities. Intelligence is wasted on those …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on I'm looking at you, Australia -2
User avatar #307 - teranin (08/02/2013) [-]
got it, you're a troll. Art imitates life, not the other way around. I have no masters, worship no gods, and am disgusted with your failed assertion otherwise. This "conversation" is over, well played getting me going twice.
#222 - How about I decide what I do, not you.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on When Woman Are Talking... -15
#240 - screaming (08/02/2013) [-]
#225 - lilRican (08/02/2013) [-]
Im jsut saying what id think would be the best option with out getting your ass flamed

#236 - bemyslave (08/02/2013) [-]
I can handle the insults, I have been awake in a world caught in hypnosis my life. The red thumbs are worth it to me, I speak to the wise and irritate the unwise, it's all good.

User avatar #247 - morskoj (08/02/2013) [-]
I respect you for having an opinion.

But, you're expressing it in a 'looking-down-your-nose' way on a message board o the internet where no one knows who or where you are or even what you look like or what your credibility is.

Get off this virtual soap box where nobody gives a shit about anything anyone says, and send a message to real people, looking them fairly in the eye.
#218 - Do you have proof that HE is 'imaginary' you genius? After all…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2013 on When Woman Are Talking... -5
#242 - morskoj (08/02/2013) [-]
Personally, I'm 100% sure there isn't any fancy gods.
But you know, that kind of sucks because I think it'd be pretty cool to have this incredibly wise man or woman to talk to about my problems and seek advice. Unfortunately this isn't how it is, and I need to sack up and work through my problems the best I can. There's no one to blame for my being in a pit of misfortune other than myself for lacking the foresight to avoid it.
Yea, there are no spirits or deities, and I'm sure of it. But man, I hope I'm wrong.
#256 - greatgranpapy (08/02/2013) [-]
#248 - bemyslave (08/02/2013) [-]
I doubt very much that you want the Christian GOD to be real and that is why you have sufficiently avoided finding HIM so far.

Lying to others is dangerous, lying to yourself is deadly.
User avatar #257 - morskoj (08/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't enjoy the Christian god because, if you've read the bible and gone to bible studies and such, you'd know that he's pretty much a big douche who, like us, makes mistakes and, like us, over reacts to small things sometimes.
He's not a god. He's just a dude with omnipotent potential for mistakes.

I'd rather have another god, have it be a woman to symbolize compassion, carry a shield to protect her faithful, and an outstretched hand to forgive her enemies.

You can't tell me you don't have ANY problems whatsoever with the way the christian god operates.
User avatar #269 - kiermatv (08/02/2013) [-]
so... Athena?
User avatar #271 - morskoj (08/02/2013) [-]
Close, but nope.

Athena's a god of battle tactics or something and she wears a helmet and carries a spear.
Contrary to what I had in mind.
User avatar #276 - kiermatv (08/02/2013) [-]
War wasn't her big thing, she was mainly about wisdom, which is why her "spirit animal" is that of an owl, she is also seen usually with a shield, and gives said shield to Perceus to fight Medusa
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