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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
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Content Ranking:#1370
Comment Ranking:#245
Highest Content Rank:#734
Highest Comment Rank:#234
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Content Level Progress: 45.5% (455/1000)
Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 68% (680/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:673306
Times Content Favorited:1031 times
Total Comments Made:2840
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#76 - I'll correct that to "looks disconcertingly like how I us… 9 hours ago on GIRRRRLLLLL..... 0
#68 - > smegma butter 9 hours ago on 4chan is kill +14
#62 - This guy looks disconcertingly like me.  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on GIRRRRLLLLL..... +3
User avatar #74 - girguy (9 hours ago) [-]
post pix
#76 - bemmo (9 hours ago) [-]
I'll correct that to "looks disconcertingly like how I used to look" old picture posted here; I just looked at my face objectively and realised that it has changed a fair bit in the past few years.
It's a weird feeling to suddenly realise that your face is so different from your expectations.
#76 - God damn it that's adorable, I want one. That being …  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on i paid for those +4
User avatar #114 - evilanakie (7 hours ago) [-]
remember she has had her shell removed and stuff because she is food
and also had that nasty spine vein out
she is/will be kill
User avatar #97 - megaton (8 hours ago) [-]
she is part of the food. conflict
User avatar #102 - brokentrucker (8 hours ago) [-]
>Don't eat
>Take home
>Prepare one of my unused aquariums.
>Acquire new filter/pump next day
>Set up perfect habitat for her room with her help, assuming I can understand her language, or figure out a way to communicate.
>?????
>Let her watch me fap nightly
>Profit.
#22 - Picture 22 hours ago on so dumb 0
#21 - Comment deleted 22 hours ago on so dumb 0
#165 - Done, cheers 09/18/2014 on EXTREMELY HEAVY BREATHING +1
#144 - I want to vote, but wat.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on EXTREMELY HEAVY BREATHING +2
User avatar #145 - teranin (09/18/2014) [-]
click one of the hearts at the bottom, and send the tweet
User avatar #165 - bemmo (09/18/2014) [-]
Done, cheers
#141 - God damn it, either it's that same ******* uchich… 09/18/2014 on powerful ad against speeding +9
#11 - Picture 09/17/2014 on Arthur +6
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User avatar #27 - nought (06/16/2014) [-]
FIRST
User avatar #26 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
bimbo
User avatar #22 - sorexflare (06/15/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #25 to #22 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
And a good day to you too, fine sir.
User avatar #21 - hardhitman (06/15/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir.
#23 to #21 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Yaay, internet friends! Have a good day yourself
User avatar #20 - neverborn (06/15/2012) [-]
you've to have a nice day.
or else.
#24 to #20 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Or else? Er, Yeah, I'm having a nice day, look, smiling.
#17 - dkbrony (06/13/2012) [-]
Rolled 2 times in 1 minute. Geez sorry pal. Take a pony(I assume you're a brony by your profile pic/gif?)
#18 to #17 - bemmo (06/13/2012) [-]
Lol, np, and thanks for teh pony, here have one yourself.
User avatar #11 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You are the cancer off this site

**** off...
User avatar #12 to #11 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Who are you, and why are you so convinced that calling me names over the internet is going to do anything?
User avatar #13 to #12 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a guy who thinks you are gay and should hang yourself :)
The world will be a much better place without people like you :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Correction, you are a guy who thinks wrong, and is obviously angry at me because I, a complete stranger, am doing something he disapproves of, despite it not hurting anyone :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You do something that in the future might face a problem for young children. It's people like you that have a high chance of becomming pedofiles, if you're not already one.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
I would love to see where you pulled that gem from. The Fox News Network?
User avatar #3 - flaminscull (01/02/2012) [-]
dangit beem0 >:L
#4 to #3 - bemmo (01/02/2012) [-]
I have no clue how to respond to this.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thekillah (07/22/2011) [-]
no. ******* .way.
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