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Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:5/20/2013
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    Have some rage. Have some rage.
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    Inertia is a bitch Inertia is a bitch
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#23 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Birthday feels. +2
#83 - I can count the number of pixels in this picture on my left hand.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on mfw when 'The Name of The... +1
#109 - ttotheroll (05/19/2013) [-]
What were you doing with the right hand?
User avatar #84 - wittypotato (05/19/2013) [-]
You must be missing a few fingers then.
#129 - Picture 05/19/2013 on Hammer, WTF? +27
#460 - It would sound like the drums of war 05/19/2013 on The quietest room in the... 0
#113 - I Google imaged "Calm Your Tits" I was not expec… 05/17/2013 on Ponycomp 89 0
#14 - Better question, why did the guy in the car get out, right aft…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Russian Hitman +71
#60 - N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-]
because he spent all of his bullets on the guy and he just fucking got out of the car
you wanna fuck with a guy who just took 5-6 shots to the torso?

Didn't think so, motherfucker.
#51 - N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-]
his gun jammed.
#48 - firesky (05/17/2013) [-]
In Soviet Russia victim kills killer
#41 - blablub (05/17/2013) [-]
And why did the hitman lower his gun and not shoot him again?
User avatar #37 - ctenop (05/17/2013) [-]
You have 2 choices, sit in the car with someone trying to kill you outside, hence trapping you, or run away into the shop like he did...
#66 - N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-]
Or simply drive off... because you know... he's on foot and your in a car...
#89 - ctenop (05/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 - vatra (05/17/2013) [-]
I figure I have a better chance of survival if I rush him instead of just sitting there and letting him do as he will.
#27 - spacetequila (05/17/2013) [-]
Because after missing the head at point blank twice, the dude in the car knew he could kill the supposed "hitman" with a single blow to the face.
User avatar #32 - BenniEGHR (05/17/2013) [-]
I think it was bulletproof glass
#18 - sexuality (05/17/2013) [-]
Because Mama ain't raise no bitch.
#17 - N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-]
The gun jammed.
User avatar #15 - maddboiy (05/17/2013) [-]
because Russia
#39 - I refer you to comment #31 05/17/2013 on It doesn't count +1
#57 - Similar story, the yard was invented when a Kind stuck his arm… 05/17/2013 on Nasa Lost 125 millon +1
#98 - Normally he's so angry at everything, in front of these two it…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Kitchen nightmares (Read... +34
User avatar #273 - mirrorsmirrors (05/17/2013) [-]
Yelling and butting heads works with most people. He realized that he was dealing with a volatile thundercunt and yelling at her would be the least helpful thing to do.
User avatar #154 - zenbass (05/17/2013) [-]
At around 29:30 he looks like he's achieved enlightenment.
User avatar #108 - vikingpizza (05/17/2013) [-]
If you watch all the way through, he gets progressively less angry, as if to say, "Fuck it. I just quit. I can't physically BE angry enough with you."
#25 - Bitch please  [+] (18 new replies) 05/13/2013 on RUN FOREST RUN +7
User avatar #55 - creosote (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh shit! That' that fucking minefield where that jackass sniper is camped out. I died there so many fucking times.
User avatar #53 - thebrony (05/13/2013) [-]
FALLOUT IS THE SHITTIEST GAME OF AL TIMES PLAY A REAL GAEM LUKE NAUGHTY BEAR YOU FAGGOT
#26 - N. Korean citizen (05/13/2013) [-]
What game is this?
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Prince of persia: Sands in my ass
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Dang-it-Bobby
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Not Fallout 3
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Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
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Adventures of Crouchy McCharacter in the Land of Radiation
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Battletoads
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User avatar #22 - sorexflare (06/15/2012) [-]
have a nice day
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User avatar #25 to #22 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
And a good day to you too, fine sir.
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User avatar #21 - hardhitman (06/15/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir.
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#23 to #21 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Yaay, internet friends! Have a good day yourself
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User avatar #20 - neverborn (06/15/2012) [-]
you've to have a nice day.
or else.
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#24 to #20 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Or else? Er, Yeah, I'm having a nice day, look, smiling.
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#17 - dkbrony (06/13/2012) [-]
Rolled 2 times in 1 minute. Geez sorry pal. Take a pony(I assume you're a brony by your profile pic/gif?)
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#18 to #17 - bemmo (06/13/2012) [-]
Lol, np, and thanks for teh pony, here have one yourself.
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User avatar #11 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You are the cancer off this site

Fuck off...
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User avatar #12 to #11 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Who are you, and why are you so convinced that calling me names over the internet is going to do anything?
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User avatar #13 to #12 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a guy who thinks you are gay and should hang yourself :)
The world will be a much better place without people like you :)
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User avatar #14 to #13 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Correction, you are a guy who thinks wrong, and is obviously angry at me because I, a complete stranger, am doing something he disapproves of, despite it not hurting anyone :)
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User avatar #15 to #14 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You do something that in the future might face a problem for young children. It's people like you that have a high chance of becomming pedofiles, if you're not already one.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
I would love to see where you pulled that gem from. The Fox News Network?
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User avatar #3 - flaminscull (01/02/2012) [-]
dangit beem0 >:L
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#4 to #3 - bemmo (01/02/2012) [-]
I have no clue how to respond to this.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - thekillah (07/22/2011) [-]
no. fucking.way.
 
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