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Gender: male
Age: 20
X-box Gamertag: Te plox box
PSN: belshir
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Date Signed Up:5/14/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:englind innit
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#39 - if there where mistakes they where so minor i didnt notice, im…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on (untitled) +2
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#40 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Okay, Thank you.
#36 - english actually but i got the idea thanks man, eye openin…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2015 on (untitled) +2
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#38 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
oh wait, you mentioned that you're from UK instead of commenting about my English.
I'm sorry, it's kinda late here.
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#37 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I know. My grammar is top notch.
maybe if you would list all my mistakes, that'd be great.
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#39 - belshir (12/15/2015) [-]
if there where mistakes they where so minor i didnt notice, im a native english speaker and you spoke like one of us, and haha yeah i just saw your second reply pop up, no worries man a lot of foreign people that speak english fluently seem to think they have some great gaping flaw they cant see
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#40 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Okay, Thank you.
#14 - im thicker than porridge made with concrete 12/15/2015 on (untitled) +26
#3 - leelas voice actor was hot back then! 12/15/2015 on Al bundy +2
#86 - you are expending my tio folder <3  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +1
#87 - jamesbaxtersball (12/15/2015) [-]
Glad I could help. That's all I have though
#6 - yeah you are just at risk of being actually ****** with…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/15/2015 on (untitled) +23
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#27 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
me and Indonesia are from Indonesia, however from my past chats with him I can see or guess he's from Jakarta (aka the capital) (not sure if that's true but ah well). I live in a lesser city, Surabaya. However, I can compare what I have seen from my past travels there, and also several other places.
First!: First Impression
Jakarta looks like what would happen if you mix overcrowding , Traffic jams, and metropolis, being the capital and all, it's kind of easy for everyone from all over the Islands of Indonesia to haul the fuck there. Consequently, housing and lands are over-the-stars expensive, so mid-class people sleep in Bandung, a rather far city but has far cheaper housing and poor people that can't afford modern housing live under steel plank camps or near open sewages. also take note that being positioned on an island, you can't easily make underground stuff like catacombs or bunkers there, so yeah, more expensive stuff.
Surabaya It should remind you of a mix of suburban and urban West Coast (considering you're American), as it is positioned on the Java Island which also has Jakarta sitting on the other side. It isn't that noisy as in West Coast, but the amount of plants set by the city government sure is a nice touch to an otherwise busy city
most place else those are just great for mining/woodcutting/farming. Except for Bali Island, which is basically cheap tourism spot for Aussies.
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#42 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Indonesia, my boy.
are you online? I special summon you!
please tell me if these are good enough or not.
#52 - indonesia (12/15/2015) [-]
jk it actually pretty accurate
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#36 - belshir (12/15/2015) [-]
english actually but i got the idea thanks man, eye opening stuff, kind of surreal as well
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#38 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
oh wait, you mentioned that you're from UK instead of commenting about my English.
I'm sorry, it's kinda late here.
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#37 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I know. My grammar is top notch.
maybe if you would list all my mistakes, that'd be great.
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#39 - belshir (12/15/2015) [-]
if there where mistakes they where so minor i didnt notice, im a native english speaker and you spoke like one of us, and haha yeah i just saw your second reply pop up, no worries man a lot of foreign people that speak english fluently seem to think they have some great gaping flaw they cant see
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#40 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Okay, Thank you.
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#30 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Adding extra info that some Islands are connected with some religions, such as Bali being predominantly Hindu and Lesser Sunda Islands being connected with Catholicism (Jesuits!). It's kinda hard to explain why without looking at history.
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#29 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Second: Religion!
We have separation of church and state which works better than any first world countries would admit, with all fuckups and hate for particular religion (Christian hate in the west seems kinda bad to me). There are 6 religions confirmed by the government (Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Cathodox, [other] Christians [which includes Mormonism and Jehovah's Witnesses. Wut.], and Confucianism.) everyone is told to shut the fuck up and religious discussions are only per-religion in here. And no, nobody has the guts to throw the first holy hand grenade here.
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#32 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Third:Economy!
Stuff is going to be expensive if you aren't anywhere on Java or Bali, because shipment method is still barbaric (with inferior cargo boats and all), nevermind that you're closer to Mainland Asia than Java, nope, gotta pay extra.
Which is probably why everybody flocked the fuck to Java, being the most populous island in the world and all. This creates even larger economy disparity, with Jews being Jews and taking good goyim's money and everything while college students survive on instant ramen and rice.
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#34 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
Fourth: Racial Problems!
not that much of a problem here, with thousands of ethnic difference and shit like that, we manage to get on it pretty well. Except for the stereotype that Chinese people get all the great jobs while indigenous people can only look up in envy. It's become a pretty great problem, since the Chinese has *ahem* "superior" intellect and prowess that they get all the jobs, all the money, and so, all the taxes (huh) that colleges have to limit the amount of students that look Chinese, nevermind how many generations they have been banished out of China.
written by a purebred han chinese catholic that had his ancestors banished from China for something.
oh wait, goddamit.
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#35 - zzzanzitron (12/15/2015) [-]
if there's anything you would like to know, reply here.
I'm too lazy to list the rest.
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#13 - tapeworms (12/15/2015) [-]
Gee, I wonder where the user Indonesia could possibly be from.
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#21 - indonesia (12/15/2015) [-]
Gee, I wonder are you a real tapeworms
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#72 - tapeworms (12/15/2015) [-]
"Damn I love Indonesia"
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#14 - belshir (12/15/2015) [-]
im thicker than porridge made with concrete
#84 - either way her voice acting in the animated series is perfect,…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +2
#85 - jamesbaxtersball (12/15/2015) [-]
Yea it was really good.
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#86 - belshir (12/15/2015) [-]
you are expending my tio folder <3
#87 - jamesbaxtersball (12/15/2015) [-]
Glad I could help. That's all I have though
#10 - i hadnt even though of that yet... now im hyped 12/15/2015 on Disney pls 0
#82 - **** i dont know why is aid dub, there isnt one yet sor…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +2
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#83 - jamesbaxtersball (12/15/2015) [-]
Haha it's cool, I was just confused since I couldn't find anything.
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#84 - belshir (12/15/2015) [-]
either way her voice acting in the animated series is perfect, cute and cuddly
#85 - jamesbaxtersball (12/15/2015) [-]
Yea it was really good.
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#86 - belshir (12/15/2015) [-]
you are expending my tio folder <3
#87 - jamesbaxtersball (12/15/2015) [-]
Glad I could help. That's all I have though
#53 - i look like the failed illegitimate cloning of hermes conrad 12/15/2015 on Vault update 0
#20 - why couldnt jaden have just faded into obscurity like wills ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Hello boys! Im back! 0
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#21 - methylgroup (12/14/2015) [-]
Because he's just as hungry for attention as his dad is willing to give it to him. He's been calling himself a modern day prophet recently. I think he has a philosophy book coming out.
#18 - hes got to understand soon people want him for him, not him to…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Hello boys! Im back! 0
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#19 - methylgroup (12/14/2015) [-]
I dunno, man. He's pretty hell-bent on making his son famous.
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#20 - belshir (12/14/2015) [-]
why couldnt jaden have just faded into obscurity like wills other son :/
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#21 - methylgroup (12/14/2015) [-]
Because he's just as hungry for attention as his dad is willing to give it to him. He's been calling himself a modern day prophet recently. I think he has a philosophy book coming out.
#42 - eyyy  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Vault update 0
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#53 - belshir (12/15/2015) [-]
i look like the failed illegitimate cloning of hermes conrad
#7 - very little traffic in the air, its not their driving they hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on He Has A Point +7
#44 - shiftur (12/15/2015) [-]
On the other hand, reindeer can still think, and unlike a car engine, if you tell a reindeer to run straight into a wall, it probably won't do it.
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#28 - valintina (12/15/2015) [-]
Asiana Flight 214 says otherwise.
#9 - neat 12/14/2015 on Something I just finished 0
#16 - no ******* way did he opt out because of that garbage a…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Hello boys! Im back! 0
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#17 - methylgroup (12/14/2015) [-]
He's getting passed for a lot of roles recently because he's asking for a part for his son, or he's forgoing them to take roles where he and his son can work together. Jaden, plz go.
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#18 - belshir (12/14/2015) [-]
hes got to understand soon people want him for him, not him to shoehorn his son into everything
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#19 - methylgroup (12/14/2015) [-]
I dunno, man. He's pretty hell-bent on making his son famous.
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#20 - belshir (12/14/2015) [-]
why couldnt jaden have just faded into obscurity like wills other son :/
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#21 - methylgroup (12/14/2015) [-]
Because he's just as hungry for attention as his dad is willing to give it to him. He's been calling himself a modern day prophet recently. I think he has a philosophy book coming out.
#7 - ketchup pls ? 12/14/2015 on this is not a repost +9
#59 - danger boner  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +1
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#60 - europe (12/14/2015) [-]
At least I'll die with a raging boner.jpg
#1 - his teacher 12/14/2015 on hooman, look, I'm geniuZ! +3
#26 - how do you sleep with that around? i live in a very secure bui…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Won't mind +2
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#28 - inyourfacecake (12/14/2015) [-]
He's a great body pillow :v he looks out for me always
#162 - no 12/14/2015 on RPG Comp. +1
#52 - <3 12/14/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +2
#50 - holy **** man your webm killed me, but yeah the closest…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +2
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#51 - akulakhan (12/14/2015) [-]
Good luck to you then, girls like those are one in a million. If you feel that way, go for it. I know I would.
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#52 - belshir (12/14/2015) [-]
<3
#3 - holy **** the plushies one had me in creases 12/14/2015 on Bomango Extras - Too Much... +4
#16 - yeah i know it was a crappy joke i amde ;) but thanks for clarifying 12/14/2015 on One Slap Gab isn't impressed. +1

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#16 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by belshir
User avatar #28 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #29 to #28 - belshir (12/02/2015) [-]
dont bring that **** into my house, nuh uh
#26 - datmine ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Just going to put this here.
Just going to put this here.
User avatar #27 to #26 - belshir (11/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #19 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
****** fight me fgt
User avatar #20 to #19 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
hmm?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
I 'unno. You thumbed down one of my comments. I assume because of it being a falsely informed comment. So I felt like going on your profile and saying hi in the nicest way someone on FJ can.
User avatar #22 to #21 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
its nearly 3 am here, and thats a lot of words, can you summarise it in one my new friend?
User avatar #23 to #22 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #24 to #23 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
she be a cruel mistress
User avatar #1 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i am swell, yourself?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Kinda sleepy. How goes tf2?
User avatar #6 to #5 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
found some new stuff for the spy, exploring new classes, just generally learning the game, getting better slowly. Im now just below the level of average i would say sleepy? what time is it there for you?
User avatar #8 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Im just sleepy cause I didnt sleep well. its noon.
User avatar #7 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I think I added you on steam?
User avatar #9 to #7 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i have that problem, i was up until 4 last night and woke at 3 this afternoon, done literally nothing all day. What is your steam name? il check my friends list
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its valentine. If I added the wrong person just search for me and I should be the first result.
User avatar #12 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
rob west sussex great britain?
User avatar #13 to #12 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its just valentine. With a picture of tomoko as the profile picture.
User avatar #18 to #13 - belshir (09/15/2015) [-]
yo, i forgot about you! im still into tf2 if you would like to play, i need help getting better
User avatar #15 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
think i found you, sent the invite, wont be able to play i dont think for about a week but il be on and off fj so i can tell you when im on

User avatar #14 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
results: 21 - 40 of 24,660

try mine again i forgot about the tag [OLP] belshir
or just belshir its a picture of david attenbourough, or try my email address?
csanyi95@ yahoo.com
User avatar #11 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
no adds, il search for you now
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