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#92 - also the mind shattering physic phone call that magnus sent em…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Wallpapers of power 0
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#100 - thesovereigngrave (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, but if I remember correctly Magnus didn't have much choice. Any other form of communication would've taken too long.
#48 - you have never been to thailand before have you? while that an…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on fighting bandits in power... 0
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#53 - fjacctfucku (12/23/2015) [-]
of course i havent why the fuck would anyone go to Thailand except to get syphilis.
#10 - watching that scene stormtroopers ******* steamroll the… 12/22/2015 on What if? +2
#11 - me too plz  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on controversy 0
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#14 - ragingdouchbag (12/22/2015) [-]
same
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#19 - cisdroidcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Please, i also want source,
#27 - i play firm but fair medic, if you run off and aggro a group a… 12/22/2015 on when you play an online game 0
#8 - same, thumbed down because "lol miley is on a ball to hah… 12/22/2015 on Man defying physics 0
#10 - thats literally kids in general, watched a kid the other day a… 12/22/2015 on Strike! +5
#4 - try the origonal spore game for pc, that **** is mad, y…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Why is Singapore a Triangle? +6
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#5 - sladee (12/22/2015) [-]
And spore could've been so much more ;_;
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#6 - arpheus (12/22/2015) [-]
Fuckin' EA tho...
#12 - so you know what lets sit there and be told how **** we… 12/22/2015 on Relationships +1
#6 - why does tumblr insist on picking the **** out of this … 12/22/2015 on fan theories -1
#15 - Comment deleted 12/22/2015 on Bomango Extras - Rugby and... 0
#66 - i feel for magnus, felt he didnt really want to be all chaos b…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Wallpapers of power 0
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#74 - thesovereigngrave (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, when you get down to it its really the Emperor's fault for pushing Magnus away and choosing to believe Horus over Magnus.
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#92 - belshir (12/22/2015) [-]
also the mind shattering physic phone call that magnus sent emps didnt help in his case much
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#100 - thesovereigngrave (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, but if I remember correctly Magnus didn't have much choice. Any other form of communication would've taken too long.
#17 - will do brudda  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on bunch of weird shit +1
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#59 - dedj (12/23/2015) [-]
thank you friend.
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#51 - Kainim (12/22/2015) [-]
forgot to sign in, comment 49 is me
#4 - get crush on girl i played a game of dota with, nothing seriou… 12/22/2015 on MSN memories 0
#8 - im supposed to be taking acid around new years time, can anyon…  [+] (28 new replies) 12/22/2015 on bunch of weird shit +3
#49 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
you're gonna feel weird at first, like nothing really makes sense, and everything is pretty intense, but just go with that and you'll be like a child on his first time in disneyland where there's no lines to all the cool attractions. after that phase i kinda drift into this sense of calm and clearness and that's the moment i start puzzling thoughts together and can come up with some cool ideas or find meaning in things, or finally "get" something i've been trying to deal with...

everyone's experience is different, if you dont want any of the mindshit but mostly visual effects, i recommend 2cb, it's pretty heavy at first (it was the first trip i ever had), just dont combine hallucinogenics with alcohol, but do smoke some weed or even take md ( just a very low dose, 2cb + lot's of m is ridiculously intense).

anyway, i'm stoned so I'm super talkish so i'll stop, hope this info helps
oh yh, with 2cb, it kicks in REALLY late, first time i did it i felt nothing until almost 3 hours after dropping it, so i htought it was fake and took xtc (a heavy pill), i was tripping balls like crazy, was happy/lucky a friend was with me so i had someone to ground me
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#57 - belshir (12/23/2015) [-]
thanks bruh <3
#42 - ainise (12/22/2015) [-]
Make sure you're with people you can 100% trust in all scenarios.

I'd say don't, but you're going to hear that a lot. Mostly just don't overthink it and remember it's all a trip. You're not dying, you're not melting, things aren't coming for you. It's all just a trip.

Also, make sure you have a straight man with you. Ya'know the guys/gals - straight shooters, always nice, etc. Someone to help you if the trip goes south. Taking drugs with friends can be fun, but if a trip goes wrong...you could be on that shit for hours on end and it could be extremely freaky.

I've never done any drugs, but I've helped many of friends down off of bad trips, and heard all the stories from them.
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#32 - Dakafal (12/22/2015) [-]
Just don't overthink it and remember that it's just a drug. you'll be fine.
#29 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
No matter what happens DO NOT think of spiders crawling under your skin, DON'T THINK ABOUT spiders all over your skin burrowing into your flesh, that is something you absolutely do NOT want to think about when taking acid.
#35 - sunkmanitu (12/22/2015) [-]
riiight, cause who the fuck needs sleep anyway?
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#38 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
You should really try hallucinogenic dr0gz
#27 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
If he was super chill then perhaps he took LSA not LSD. They look similar but are totally different. If its good acid, take no more than 2 hits or half a "window" Its not the type of drug where you want to take a little now and see how you feel later. Take it all the way or don't. Your stomach will feel a little weird when it comes on so be comfortable. Crowds aren't always the best but if you are with friends, its great. One of my 1st trips was a first night celebration and it was the shit. Have fun : )
#22 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
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#34 - fukkendragonite (12/22/2015) [-]
Can also trigger this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen_persisting_perception_disorder

A.K.A Permo Trip.

But who am I to tell people what to do and where to go? Take a voyage to trip out city if you need to so bad.
#19 - whiteboyrick (12/22/2015) [-]
if this is your first time then plan ahead by being in the company of friends and people with whom you are comfortable. its not recommended to be in public for too long on the first trip, but its ok. Just leave yourself an out, make sure that you have a chill area that is quiet and comfortable where you can go if you start to bug out.

my friends used to play pool or video games at an arcade. when it started kicking in and the pool balls started leaving tracers or the video game graphics start to look exeptionally brilliant, we would go to the park or walk around downtown and find a good place. they call it tripping for a reason. see where it takes you
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#53 - Kainim (12/22/2015) [-]
man, that's one hell of a great explanation, it's how i look at tripping to
just go with it, but always have a place or a person that can ground you, where you "know" you are safe, you cant ever go bad with that
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#16 - dedj (12/22/2015) [-]
i'm planning on doing it soon as well. can you do me a favor and message me how it went when you do it? I wanna know what to expect.
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#36 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
Just dont be frightened with the melt-down feel, its perfectly normal, youre not gonna turn into a handful of slime. Other than that; just generally dont be afraid, and expect to be VERY afraid.....
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#58 - dedj (12/23/2015) [-]
LOL shit that sounds intense....
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#60 - misternobodie (12/23/2015) [-]
It is scary as hell IF you have a big ego. Don't forget that, its very important, and good luck.
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#61 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
what does ego have to do with it? What?
#62 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
Its weird, but its true. If your nature is too self centered, then you will be very frightened because your mind will be open to the possibility that, everything you know might not be true and that can come as a shock for you if you are a know-it-all kind of a person, -but thats actually a good thing- its like the headline of the psychedelic experience and its very important. most eastern religions' followers give their years trying to come to that spiritual awakening !

If your conciousness cant deal with that possibility in the psychedelic experience, you will feel like youre being shattered to pieces, and that can be spooky. But again its not a bad thing but one may get shocked and have a bad trip, thats how bad trips are born !

i.e if youre very religious and easily getting scared and also self centered, its almost certain that you will have a bad trip and think that youre in hell and demons are torturing you its predictable mind behavior.

I wish I could help you more about this in person or even when I'm not sleepy like this, but this is basically it.

If you have a bad feeling after reading this, remember that you can also prepare yourself knowing whats to come, to be not afraid at all especially when the trip begins and to pump yourself up with faith in yourself, you know like talking to yourself in mirror like '' I will not get scared from my own mind '' it works ! !
If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask. Happy trippin.
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#63 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
that's quite interesting. I am not religious at all, but I definitely am egotistical and "know it all". so that might make for an interesting experience. Thanks for the help buddy.
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#64 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
Just... Pump yourself up with confidence and be in a very safe, happy, cosy place while doing it, its very important. Having Pink floyd in your own bed does a great trip. Keep in mind that you will be frightened. and have the best time !

it takes balls to accept youre a know-it-all kind of a person. I think you're ready for your own ''enlightenment''
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#65 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
I'll definitely keep that in mind. Thanks man
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#17 - belshir (12/22/2015) [-]
will do brudda
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#59 - dedj (12/23/2015) [-]
thank you friend.
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#51 - Kainim (12/22/2015) [-]
forgot to sign in, comment 49 is me
#9 - postwhatevs (12/22/2015) [-]
Something along the line of this
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#37 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you fucking six years old ?
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#47 - leafonthewind (12/22/2015) [-]
*six year olds
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#48 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
*sex
#26 - ty bruh <3 12/22/2015 on fighting bandits in power... 0
#24 - im going to thailand to help educate children but i need to ra…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2015 on fighting bandits in power... 0
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#40 - fjacctfucku (12/22/2015) [-]
>collect charity money for Thailand children
>spend it on teenage Thailand whores instead
???
>profit
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#48 - belshir (12/22/2015) [-]
you have never been to thailand before have you? while that and getting off my face on cheap thai drugs trade is a good idea, police over there dont get paid very much and actually work with local dealers and gangs to get paid, as a white boy im most in danger because if i get caught with drugs on me and dont have an extortionate bribe on me il be chucked in jail in a snap also ladybois son, i aint paying for dick no homo man
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#53 - fjacctfucku (12/23/2015) [-]
of course i havent why the fuck would anyone go to Thailand except to get syphilis.
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#25 - summerizer (12/22/2015) [-]
Good luck and never collect money for an intermediate.
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#26 - belshir (12/22/2015) [-]
ty bruh <3
#21 - i have to become one of those people this year collecting for …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2015 on fighting bandits in power... 0
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#23 - summerizer (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you collecting directly for the charity or for an intermediate?
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#24 - belshir (12/22/2015) [-]
im going to thailand to help educate children but i need to raise the fund for the charity myself so im out fund raising, this bucket collection up in everyone face thing is a big one we do
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#40 - fjacctfucku (12/22/2015) [-]
>collect charity money for Thailand children
>spend it on teenage Thailand whores instead
???
>profit
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#48 - belshir (12/22/2015) [-]
you have never been to thailand before have you? while that and getting off my face on cheap thai drugs trade is a good idea, police over there dont get paid very much and actually work with local dealers and gangs to get paid, as a white boy im most in danger because if i get caught with drugs on me and dont have an extortionate bribe on me il be chucked in jail in a snap also ladybois son, i aint paying for dick no homo man
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#53 - fjacctfucku (12/23/2015) [-]
of course i havent why the fuck would anyone go to Thailand except to get syphilis.
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#25 - summerizer (12/22/2015) [-]
Good luck and never collect money for an intermediate.
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#26 - belshir (12/22/2015) [-]
ty bruh <3
#21 - dude she is photoshopped to hell as well, remmeber that 12/22/2015 on radical breakfast +1
#1 - Picture 12/21/2015 on Great. +4
#7 - same joke 2475 times in comments, good for you op, keep doin w… 12/21/2015 on (untitled) +1
#4 - admin can we get a ban on this faggot? ive been away and havnt…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2015 on wonder if the same guy... +1
#14 - chayio (12/21/2015) [-]
Lol relax man, there are other important parts to the movie too

Like Kylo Ren being Han and Leia's son (Ben Solo)

Or Finn going into a coma after fighting Kylo

Or Luke only having 30 seconds of screen time at the end and no dialogue
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#6 - anticitezenone (12/21/2015) [-]
This isn't fucking soviet russia
Free speech protects even the assholes, asshole
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#7 - superiorcheerio (12/21/2015) [-]
Protection of free speech means he can't get arrested. Banning him because he's an asshole is completely acceptable.
#8 - anticitezenone (12/21/2015) [-]
>I'm gonna report him for being mean and telling me what happens in a movie!!!1!

Jesus fucking christ
It's almost literally a carbon copy of A New Hope anyway, the plot is literally:
Found a robot on a desert planet, has a map for the rebels/resistance to destroy the empire's/new order's superweapon the size of a moon/planet that can destroy a planet/solar system, and has a small weakness that is destroyed through the help of the main character."
Oh and when you come crying about spoilers, it's your fucking fault dude
Bitch and moan all you want, you can't do shit about it, unless you never want to be homo/trans/islamo/negro/kike -phobic on the internet

Dickhead
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#10 - superiorcheerio (12/21/2015) [-]
m8, I already saw the movie. I know the big spoiler and all that. I don't care how much Force Awakens is like A New Hope. I don't care how good or bad YOU think the movie is. People are really hyped up for this and it's a dickhead move to spoil it for them just because you think it's funny to ruin their enjoyment. And you don't have to get all political about it, jesus fucking christ. Nobody mentioned gays/trans/blacks/jews.
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#11 - anticitezenone (12/21/2015) [-]
Yeah it is a dick move
Don't go crying to get him banned, cause that shit's retarded
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#12 - superiorcheerio (12/21/2015) [-]
I'm not the one saying he should be banned, I said the thing about free speech just meaning you cant get arrested.
#124 - nah, me and my siblings all look pretty much look like exact copies 12/20/2015 on /k/ dad 0
#58 - THATS OUR WORD  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2015 on (1) Facebook +4
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#59 - brcstar (12/20/2015) [-]
I'm black though
#63 - somedudewhatever (12/20/2015) [-]
Dominic Republic, Puerto Rico
#75 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
'Dominican Republic' rather.*
#74 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Except the name is 'Dominican Republican,' which has an A in it.
#374 - scrup n tophoovy pls 12/20/2015 on Scrap & Topheavy #2 0

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#16 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by belshir
User avatar #28 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #29 to #28 - belshir (12/02/2015) [-]
dont bring that **** into my house, nuh uh
#26 - datmine ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Just going to put this here.
Just going to put this here.
User avatar #27 to #26 - belshir (11/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #19 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
****** fight me fgt
User avatar #20 to #19 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
hmm?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
I 'unno. You thumbed down one of my comments. I assume because of it being a falsely informed comment. So I felt like going on your profile and saying hi in the nicest way someone on FJ can.
User avatar #22 to #21 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
its nearly 3 am here, and thats a lot of words, can you summarise it in one my new friend?
User avatar #23 to #22 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #24 to #23 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
she be a cruel mistress
User avatar #1 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i am swell, yourself?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Kinda sleepy. How goes tf2?
User avatar #6 to #5 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
found some new stuff for the spy, exploring new classes, just generally learning the game, getting better slowly. Im now just below the level of average i would say sleepy? what time is it there for you?
User avatar #8 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Im just sleepy cause I didnt sleep well. its noon.
User avatar #7 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I think I added you on steam?
User avatar #9 to #7 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i have that problem, i was up until 4 last night and woke at 3 this afternoon, done literally nothing all day. What is your steam name? il check my friends list
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its valentine. If I added the wrong person just search for me and I should be the first result.
User avatar #12 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
rob west sussex great britain?
User avatar #13 to #12 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its just valentine. With a picture of tomoko as the profile picture.
User avatar #18 to #13 - belshir (09/15/2015) [-]
yo, i forgot about you! im still into tf2 if you would like to play, i need help getting better
User avatar #15 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
think i found you, sent the invite, wont be able to play i dont think for about a week but il be on and off fj so i can tell you when im on

User avatar #14 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
results: 21 - 40 of 24,660

try mine again i forgot about the tag [OLP] belshir
or just belshir its a picture of david attenbourough, or try my email address?
csanyi95@ yahoo.com
User avatar #11 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
no adds, il search for you now
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