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Gender: male
Age: 20
X-box Gamertag: Te plox box
PSN: belshir
Interests: ask me
Date Signed Up:5/14/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:englind innit
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#35 - mine?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2015 on Zoo love +1
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#36 - godlessbastard (09/23/2015) [-]
Yeah man Tal'Darim and all that shit brotha

I felt bad of course the first few times I had to fight them, because they were just protecting sacred shit

And then I saw the imprisoned Dark Templars on that other level

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#37 - belshir (09/23/2015) [-]
they where just overly religious wankers like executor aldaris from the first game, bit blinded by their own dogma to see sense
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#38 - godlessbastard (09/23/2015) [-]
I know, but at the time playing it for the first time I just thought they were defending their shit

And then the "evil" Tal'Darim dudes that were mind controlled by the Dark Voice dude person man bro guy Fallen Xel'Naga thing
#12 - im loosing it, thank you  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2015 on Zoo love +8
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#18 - godlessbastard (09/22/2015) [-]
>That name
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#35 - belshir (09/23/2015) [-]
mine?
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#36 - godlessbastard (09/23/2015) [-]
Yeah man Tal'Darim and all that shit brotha

I felt bad of course the first few times I had to fight them, because they were just protecting sacred shit

And then I saw the imprisoned Dark Templars on that other level

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#37 - belshir (09/23/2015) [-]
they where just overly religious wankers like executor aldaris from the first game, bit blinded by their own dogma to see sense
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#38 - godlessbastard (09/23/2015) [-]
I know, but at the time playing it for the first time I just thought they were defending their shit

And then the "evil" Tal'Darim dudes that were mind controlled by the Dark Voice dude person man bro guy Fallen Xel'Naga thing
#35 - android 18, the morning boner i hid with my cereal bowl  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2015 on Valid reason +1
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#36 - TheBigGummyBear (09/22/2015) [-]
2 kinds of people in this world, those who have seen dbz whom had a crush on her as a kid and dirty fucking liars.
#38 - i was thinking that, "oh look he took down everybody...&q… 09/21/2015 on Deadpool Kills the Marvel... +2
#3 - Just a brojob, no homo here 09/21/2015 on True Bros +5
#14 - "look at this knife pen i found online and read the *… 09/21/2015 on Does this look legit? 0
#13 - boss coffe adverts  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2015 on American Teacher +8
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#23 - manza (09/21/2015) [-]
b0ss
#20 - "also hold the book higher, you know i cant move my head" 09/21/2015 on Bed Time Stories +11
#17 - that hurt to watch 09/20/2015 on Couldn't care less to... +2
#17 - FINE IL ******* SAY IT! sauce? 09/18/2015 on bewbs ( . )( . ) 0
#83 - i had a spree a few weeks ago where every night i dreamt i was… 09/18/2015 on Majestic as fuck 0
#6 - nty  [+] (18 new replies) 09/18/2015 on Majestic as fuck +28
#82 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
I had a dream where I ran like this, I wasn't naked, bald, or drawn with a really creepy art style but it would the same basic idea. It was weird, it felt so right, like I had been running wrong all my life and this is what I was meant to do. But then I woke up and as I often do after waking up for a short time I thought my dream had been reality and was sad and disappointed when I realized it wasn't. my weirdly realistic dreams are a blessing and a curse, when I wake up having dreamed about my teeth falling out I'm revealed, but when I wake up from being rich or some shit it's not so happy
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#83 - belshir (09/18/2015) [-]
i had a spree a few weeks ago where every night i dreamt i was with a new wonderful woman recently broken up with my first love so that was like a kick in the nuts every morning, cant wait to get back to uni tomorrow and drink/shag myself into a pleasure induced coma
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#74 - sphincterface (09/18/2015) [-]
I've actually had a nightmare like that one. The guy wouldn't stop smiling either.
#24 - zolzol (09/18/2015) [-]
Source of your spook?
#60 - donclawleone (09/18/2015) [-]
I'm fairly certain this is actually the rake; and not a fleshgait.




starlordoriginal , staljin
#71 - starlordoriginal (09/18/2015) [-]
that looks about right, what's the story around that nightmare?
#85 - donclawleone (09/18/2015) [-]
My memory is pretty bad, I'm pretty sure this is an older internet monster than slenderman or at least started to get its fame about the same time if my memory doesn't betray me so I can't give you too much beyond sending you to the first site that I skimmed and seemed to have the story right.
creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rake
#93 - starlordoriginal (09/18/2015) [-]
Thanks, seems horrifying.
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#29 - staljin (09/18/2015) [-]
It looks like an illustration of a skinwalker or something along those lines
#32 - starlordoriginal (09/18/2015) [-]
Fleshgait actually. Skinwalkers are actually pretty non-scary and no one gives a fuck about them. (/x/ apparently changed the terminology because so many things fell under "skinwalker")
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#35 - staljin (09/18/2015) [-]
I know, there are slight differences between them and also goatmen, the thin I always read about skinwalkers that they run as fast as cars. Either way, both share interesting stories
#36 - starlordoriginal (09/18/2015) [-]
Skinwalkers are Native American's with the ability to inhabit or possess an animal body. Fleshgaits are the one's that plop down on all fours and run super fast. A goat man can move as fast as he wants to, but that's because he can warp spacetime, not run.
#37 - staljin (09/18/2015) [-]
#38 - starlordoriginal (09/18/2015) [-]
happy to help brother. see you around, I've got surgery to be had.
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#39 - staljin (09/18/2015) [-]
Well shit, good luck bro.
#70 - starlordoriginal (09/18/2015) [-]
thanks, it went really well. bleeding out the mouth like a bitch though
#13 - zombiehunterify (09/18/2015) [-]
#11 - madeofhydrogen (09/18/2015) [-]
That's actually really creepy
#16 - wolfs got some sportsmanship "rip through her window and … 09/18/2015 on luck +7
#11 - that scene pissed me off to no end for some reason..  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2015 on Trump +5
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#12 - gypsydude (09/18/2015) [-]
Buses going in, and out. People shouting. Helicopters flying around, and nothing.
People start singing and everything goes to hell....
This movie just pissed me off
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#32 - soldieroffortunemp (09/18/2015) [-]
I am with you. I have read the book countless times and when I saw this movie I was disappointed. I love the book, the book defined so much from the first days to the downfall of countries, economies and governments. Moving to the survival of the people, the fight back and finally the rebuilding. All done in a brilliant format of interviews.
#20 - its the best ive got ok?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2015 on butterfly +5
#45 - lesolan (09/18/2015) [-]
That's the best you've got?! No stress, I've only got htis one, yours, and OPs. Can't hold it against you.
#11 - Im angry and scared, as a single person i cant do much, but sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2015 on Latest news from europe +4
#14 - thunderpony (09/18/2015) [-]
#25 - Germany now acting as border control? if they have to work to … 09/18/2015 on Germoney 0
#14 - Picture 09/17/2015 on Fallout 4 S.P.E.C.I.A.L.... 0
#22 - Like a glass of cold milk to that furnace level heat of a rage… 09/16/2015 on lik if u rage everytiem +1
#8 - literally just thinking about this game today 09/16/2015 on Hoof IT 0
#37 - thank **** , thought it would be one of those prank show… 09/16/2015 on Have u heard of our savior?.. 0
#57 - you think we actually use the term british? no you say "i…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2015 on Britbongs britbonging 0
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#58 - captainprincess (09/15/2015) [-]
And I didn't dispute that
I said nobody calls them that

this isn't hard
#7 - straight ******* baller 09/15/2015 on Tryna win! +3
#18 - BITCH 09/15/2015 on anon and his gym mate +1
#54 - thats not the point.... "Hawaii doesn't consider itself A…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2015 on Britbongs britbonging 0
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#56 - captainprincess (09/15/2015) [-]
The point is like "british" and the welsh

nobody calls them americans
not even hawaiians

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#16 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by belshir
User avatar #28 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #29 to #28 - belshir (12/02/2015) [-]
dont bring that **** into my house, nuh uh
#26 - datmine ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Just going to put this here.
Just going to put this here.
User avatar #27 to #26 - belshir (11/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #19 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
****** fight me fgt
User avatar #20 to #19 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
hmm?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
I 'unno. You thumbed down one of my comments. I assume because of it being a falsely informed comment. So I felt like going on your profile and saying hi in the nicest way someone on FJ can.
User avatar #22 to #21 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
its nearly 3 am here, and thats a lot of words, can you summarise it in one my new friend?
User avatar #23 to #22 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #24 to #23 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
she be a cruel mistress
User avatar #1 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i am swell, yourself?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Kinda sleepy. How goes tf2?
User avatar #6 to #5 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
found some new stuff for the spy, exploring new classes, just generally learning the game, getting better slowly. Im now just below the level of average i would say sleepy? what time is it there for you?
User avatar #8 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Im just sleepy cause I didnt sleep well. its noon.
User avatar #7 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I think I added you on steam?
User avatar #9 to #7 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i have that problem, i was up until 4 last night and woke at 3 this afternoon, done literally nothing all day. What is your steam name? il check my friends list
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its valentine. If I added the wrong person just search for me and I should be the first result.
User avatar #12 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
rob west sussex great britain?
User avatar #13 to #12 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its just valentine. With a picture of tomoko as the profile picture.
User avatar #18 to #13 - belshir (09/15/2015) [-]
yo, i forgot about you! im still into tf2 if you would like to play, i need help getting better
User avatar #15 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
think i found you, sent the invite, wont be able to play i dont think for about a week but il be on and off fj so i can tell you when im on

User avatar #14 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
results: 21 - 40 of 24,660

try mine again i forgot about the tag [OLP] belshir
or just belshir its a picture of david attenbourough, or try my email address?
csanyi95@ yahoo.com
User avatar #11 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
no adds, il search for you now
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