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#4 - "jus put yer phone down :^)" mobile phones made… 07/23/2016 on Pirmiov Teevatays Onoryerg +1
#10 - yes please just eat pure vanilla because its natural, i ure th… 07/23/2016 on Vanilla has been white... +19
#4 - *distant clapping*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on On the bus -1
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#14 - peanutsaurusrex (07/23/2016) [-]
*distant desperate for thumbs*
#6 - if someone in your office has a legit hoverboard marry him and…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/23/2016 on "I call it the men in... +118
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#79 - notevenalive (07/24/2016) [-]
The pettiness is real
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#57 - defski (07/23/2016) [-]
I fucking hate every woman in your picture. Nothing enrages me more, I swear to God.
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#50 - defectivegir (07/23/2016) [-]
Well there are real hoverboards out there ArcaBoard moves fast to delivery start on April 14th 2016
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#47 - stonetomcat (07/23/2016) [-]
But it's not a legit hoverboard, because it doesn't hover Which, if you look closely, is half of the fucking name . That's like calling a cargo ship a battleship: They're both ships, but only one battles.
#91 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
They probably call it a hoverboard because the actual board part is hovering, not counting the wheels. Not saying I support it being called a hoverboard like so many people are outraged about but that's the thought process behind it.
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#108 - frankwest (14 hours ago) [-]
Not counting my body my head is hovering. It just doesn't work that way
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#107 - frankwest (14 hours ago) [-]
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what it means to hover.
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#60 - mellamoconsuelo (07/23/2016) [-]
What do you consider hovering?
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#68 - totallybraindeadz (07/23/2016) [-]
Not touching the ground is usually a good start
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#105 - mellamoconsuelo (18 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry I thought you were saying that the above device wasn't hovering. You're talking about the baby segways.
#37 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
It's a ghetto segway
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#93 - tumor (07/24/2016) [-]
We tend to call them "fagway" To be honest, using them is pretty fun though
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#23 - twondai (07/23/2016) [-]
i could strap a fork to a hamster and call it a hoverboard, but it still wouldn't be a hoverboard
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#6 - i love overwatch and have never played battleborne, how is this petty? 07/23/2016 on Battleborn Comp +35
#19 - fine, il jerk off to you hen you 3-D slut  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Truth has been Spoken +94
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#51 - garyhasmorebadges (07/23/2016) [-]
Sauce
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#53 - kwag (07/23/2016) [-]
K-On if I'm not mistaken
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