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Age: 20
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Date Signed Up:5/14/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#26 - a woman took a snapshot of her bedroom (built an art piece tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Heh, Art. +13
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#28 - vorarephilia (13 hours ago) [-]
Well, did you try?
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#47 - belshir (10 hours ago) [-]
not yet, had so much fucking uni work i was buried in it, didnt have time to prance about making a mess and pretend im deep and meaningful
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#94 - jizzeverywhere (6 hours ago) [-]
Try it out sometime, tell us how much money you get.
#10 - for here, am i sitting in a tin can far above the world  [+] (10 new replies) 13 hours ago on Paid respects +21
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#11 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
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#12 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
though im past one hundred thousand miles
im feeling very still
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#13 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much. She knows
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#14 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
ground control to major tom
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#15 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
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#16 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
here am i floating round my tin can
far above the moon

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#17 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

Gg David Bowie. Gg
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#18 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
he reminds me of my first year at uni, meeting my first roommate whos now one of my best friends, meeting my first real girlfriend and falling in love with her, thanks bowie
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#20 - dreygur (12 hours ago) [-]
He's the best wingman
#8 - This is major tom to ground control im stepping through the door  [+] (12 new replies) 13 hours ago on Paid respects +19
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#9 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today~
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#10 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
for here, am i sitting in a tin can
far above the world
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#11 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
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#12 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
though im past one hundred thousand miles
im feeling very still
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#13 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much. She knows
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#14 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
ground control to major tom
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#15 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
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#16 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
here am i floating round my tin can
far above the moon

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#17 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

Gg David Bowie. Gg
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#18 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
he reminds me of my first year at uni, meeting my first roommate whos now one of my best friends, meeting my first real girlfriend and falling in love with her, thanks bowie
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#20 - dreygur (12 hours ago) [-]
He's the best wingman
#36 - *hide all* 13 hours ago on Boxer +1
#6 - and the papers want to know whose shirts you wear  [+] (14 new replies) 13 hours ago on Paid respects +23
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#7 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare~
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#8 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
This is major tom to ground control
im stepping through the door
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#9 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today~
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#10 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
for here, am i sitting in a tin can
far above the world
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#11 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
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#12 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
though im past one hundred thousand miles
im feeling very still
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#13 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much. She knows
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#14 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
ground control to major tom
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#15 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
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#16 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
here am i floating round my tin can
far above the moon

User avatar
#17 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

Gg David Bowie. Gg
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#18 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
he reminds me of my first year at uni, meeting my first roommate whos now one of my best friends, meeting my first real girlfriend and falling in love with her, thanks bowie
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#20 - dreygur (12 hours ago) [-]
He's the best wingman
#4 - check ignition and may gods love be with you!  [+] (16 new replies) 13 hours ago on Paid respects +24
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#5 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade~
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#6 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
and the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
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#7 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare~
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#8 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
This is major tom to ground control
im stepping through the door
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#9 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today~
User avatar
#10 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
for here, am i sitting in a tin can
far above the world
User avatar
#11 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
User avatar
#12 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
though im past one hundred thousand miles
im feeling very still
User avatar
#13 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much. She knows
User avatar
#14 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
ground control to major tom
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#15 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
User avatar
#16 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
here am i floating round my tin can
far above the moon

User avatar
#17 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

Gg David Bowie. Gg
User avatar
#18 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
he reminds me of my first year at uni, meeting my first roommate whos now one of my best friends, meeting my first real girlfriend and falling in love with her, thanks bowie
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#20 - dreygur (12 hours ago) [-]
He's the best wingman
#2 - take your protein pills and put your helmets on  [+] (19 new replies) 13 hours ago on Paid respects +34
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#3 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Ground Control to Major Tom

Commencing countdown, engines on...
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#62 - mrwalkerfour (3 hours ago) [-]
5
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#4 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
check ignition and may gods love be with you!
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#5 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade~
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#6 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
and the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
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#7 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare~
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#8 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
This is major tom to ground control
im stepping through the door
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#9 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today~
User avatar
#10 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
for here, am i sitting in a tin can
far above the world
User avatar
#11 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
User avatar
#12 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
though im past one hundred thousand miles
im feeling very still
User avatar
#13 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much. She knows
User avatar
#14 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
ground control to major tom
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#15 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
User avatar
#16 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
here am i floating round my tin can
far above the moon

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#17 - roxasftw (13 hours ago) [-]
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

Gg David Bowie. Gg
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#18 - belshir (13 hours ago) [-]
he reminds me of my first year at uni, meeting my first roommate whos now one of my best friends, meeting my first real girlfriend and falling in love with her, thanks bowie
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#20 - dreygur (12 hours ago) [-]
He's the best wingman
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#13 - ygdosst (14 hours ago) [-]
No small amount, So like 30 rolls?
#24 - he seems to have his fingers crossed for that 18 hours ago on sometimes +100
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#6 - ; - ;  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on sarcasm 0
#9 - gentlemenmew (18 hours ago) [-]
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**gentlemenmew rolls 29** dont worry my friend...if you train hard enough you gonna get the dubs soon
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#5 - MY turn! **belshir used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **belshir rolls 60**  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on sarcasm 0
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#6 - belshir (18 hours ago) [-]
; - ;
#9 - gentlemenmew (18 hours ago) [-]
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**gentlemenmew rolls 29** dont worry my friend...if you train hard enough you gonna get the dubs soon
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**concetrationcamp rolls 08**never forget it works only once
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#17 - no actually, i didnt know it existed, and now im reminded that… 01/10/2016 on Is it raining in here? 0
#28 - is your current employment "trying to hard" because …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on guy for scale 0
#30 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
in my employment thats called overachieving. and it only earns me a raise.
meh
#39 - hypocritical (01/10/2016) [-]
some days i regret my name, this is not one of them.
thanks for the laughs belshir and skelebones
#53 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
youre quite welcome
#26 - india johnes style? that ****** me up when i watched it  [+] (26 new replies) 01/10/2016 on guy for scale +24
#29 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
indeed.

and its possible

siafu ants are one of the few species on this planet that hunts humans predatorially.
like no fucking joke. we are on the goddamn menu for these evil little bastards

theres a few cases this has ACTUALLY HAPPENED or nearly so
#76 - beowzuzeezu (01/10/2016) [-]
starship troopers
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#61 - sanitarysan (01/10/2016) [-]
cover a man in ant-thrax and no more siafu colony in your backyard.
#44 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You realize they don't actually HUNT people right?
They form caravans that sometimes go through villages. If they happen to go through your hut at night, yeah, they gon bite the shit out of you. If you're old, unwell, handicapped, or too young, you won't be able to get away and might die.
But they don't actively hunt human beings. If they did, there would be more than a few recorded instances of deaths caused by them.

Also, fun fact: When they swarm you, you don't die from the bites. You die from them suffocating you as they clog your trachea when they crawl down your throat.
#55 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
ok first off i never said they actively hunt us. but that they do hunt us predatorially. meaning they have us on the menu. along with literally every living creature in their way.

very few creatures are that vicious.
#105 - vvthegreats (01/11/2016) [-]
You're retarded so you should shut up.
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#84 - broswagonist (01/10/2016) [-]
You keep using that word. As long as you keep using the word hunt, you are saying they actively hunt us m8
#85 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
you clearly dont know what hunting means then.
to be on the hunt. or of the word hunt at all

when siafu go on the hunt, we get in their way, we end up being prey.

they dont go out and actively search us out. i never said that to begin with. but they do hunt us if we get in their way.

lurn 2 reed m8
#86 - broswagonist (01/10/2016) [-]
No, m8, to hunt means to actively pursue something with the intent to kill or catch it. That's not a definition you can change here. By your definition, as humans we hunt every roadkill. That is not true.
#87 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
no youre confusing "hunt down" with "hunt"
the definition changes depending on how u use the word.

also no roadkill is more of collateral than anything. hunt has nothing to do with it unless you actively drive your vehicle with the express purpose of mowing down animals


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#88 - broswagonist (01/10/2016) [-]
No, hunt down and hunt have the same meaning. The siafu ants for caravans to search for food, but humans are not a target any more than roadkill is to us.
#111 - skelebones (01/11/2016) [-]
like i said yes we are if we get in their way.

not only do u not understand definitions you seem to fail reading comprehension
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#114 - broswagonist (19 hours ago) [-]
Reading comprehension has nothing to do with this. I'm directly disagreeing that hunt down does not = hunt and saying that by getting in their way we are not being "hunted" by them.
#89 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Are you fucking stupid or something kid
Stfu and stay in school. Unless yer mama homeschools your retard ass ifthats the case then kill yourself cuz theres no fucking hope for you
#109 - skelebones (01/11/2016) [-]
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#90 - broswagonist (01/10/2016) [-]
Had a bad day anon?
#95 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Duhd, you're arguing semantics. Don't be so literal and quit trolling the faggot. Gosh.
#110 - skelebones (01/11/2016) [-]
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#98 - broswagonist (01/11/2016) [-]
It was my intention to argue semantics from the beginning, anon. I'm not trying to lead anyone on, that was the point of the argument from my first reply.
#54 - carrotpotato (01/10/2016) [-]
>fun fact

#45 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
>>#44,
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#40 - notsohappygamer (01/10/2016) [-]
there are species that hunt humans? nice
#46 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
>>#44,
#37 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
If you think it's possible for a man to fit in that hole and especially be dragged in by an ant you're a moron.
#57 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
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#41 - notsohappygamer (01/10/2016) [-]
anon you fucking idiot
there are gonna be a ton of ants carrying him down there
#25 - lets play everyones favourite game! "TROLL? MORON OR …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on guy for scale -2
#27 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
theres a joke to be made about how pathetic you are translating to playing games with yourself
but i have to go to work because i have a job and a life.
so ill let you make that connection.
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#28 - belshir (01/10/2016) [-]
is your current employment "trying to hard" because you deserve a promotion, good luck today mate! <3
#30 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
in my employment thats called overachieving. and it only earns me a raise.
meh
#39 - hypocritical (01/10/2016) [-]
some days i regret my name, this is not one of them.
thanks for the laughs belshir and skelebones
#53 - skelebones (01/10/2016) [-]
youre quite welcome
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#3 - thedankmemer (01/10/2016) [-]
I sea what you did there. I shore did.
I imagine the whale in this picture making strong grunting noises
#4 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
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#16 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by belshir
User avatar #28 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #29 to #28 - belshir (12/02/2015) [-]
dont bring that **** into my house, nuh uh
#26 - datmine ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Just going to put this here.
Just going to put this here.
User avatar #27 to #26 - belshir (11/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #19 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
****** fight me fgt
User avatar #20 to #19 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
hmm?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
I 'unno. You thumbed down one of my comments. I assume because of it being a falsely informed comment. So I felt like going on your profile and saying hi in the nicest way someone on FJ can.
User avatar #22 to #21 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
its nearly 3 am here, and thats a lot of words, can you summarise it in one my new friend?
User avatar #23 to #22 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #24 to #23 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
she be a cruel mistress
User avatar #1 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i am swell, yourself?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Kinda sleepy. How goes tf2?
User avatar #6 to #5 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
found some new stuff for the spy, exploring new classes, just generally learning the game, getting better slowly. Im now just below the level of average i would say sleepy? what time is it there for you?
User avatar #8 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Im just sleepy cause I didnt sleep well. its noon.
User avatar #7 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I think I added you on steam?
User avatar #9 to #7 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i have that problem, i was up until 4 last night and woke at 3 this afternoon, done literally nothing all day. What is your steam name? il check my friends list
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its valentine. If I added the wrong person just search for me and I should be the first result.
User avatar #12 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
rob west sussex great britain?
User avatar #13 to #12 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its just valentine. With a picture of tomoko as the profile picture.
User avatar #18 to #13 - belshir (09/15/2015) [-]
yo, i forgot about you! im still into tf2 if you would like to play, i need help getting better
User avatar #15 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
think i found you, sent the invite, wont be able to play i dont think for about a week but il be on and off fj so i can tell you when im on

User avatar #14 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
results: 21 - 40 of 24,660

try mine again i forgot about the tag [OLP] belshir
or just belshir its a picture of david attenbourough, or try my email address?
csanyi95@ yahoo.com
User avatar #11 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
no adds, il search for you now
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