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#2 - Hes been out of the konami dungeon 20 minutes and has already …  [+] (4 replies) 12/03/2016 on Geoff calling out(once... +4
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#4 - greyhoundfd (12/03/2016) [-]
Honestly, if the mindfuckery of the trailer is maintained throughout the game, I'm not sure if we're really going to have anything to benchmark it. Yeah, games have been weird before, but usually the weirdness is used as a gimick to mask bad gameplay. Knowing Kojima, this won't be that, which means that this will be a fundamental departure from the normal rules of what can be done with the plot of a game.
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#6 - tenaciouslee (12/03/2016) [-]
Hideo Kojima has been fundamentally departing from things since MGS.


Traditional stories are "you are gubmint man, go kill terrst", whereas in MGS 2 it's "oh, wait, those terrorists were hired by the United States, but oh wait, they were actually hired by a shadowy supercabal that's controlling the United States, meaning that your loyalties now mean nothing because those military loyalties have just been proven to be a sham.", and then onto MGS 3 which is "They killed your mentor to cover up the fact that they were doing shady shit, she was literally a fall guy from the start, we FORCED YOU TO KILL HER but in reality she didn't need to, also fuck that antagonist, he isn't a Russian Spy, or an American Spy, or an CABAL SPY, he's a FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT SPY.", so to say that he's departing fundamental rules is like saying that a bear shits in the woods, only difference here is, he's cranking the weirdness up to 11, even gauging from the fuckery in MGS V, which seems to be a light inspiration for Mads "Great Taste in People" Mikkelson.

#7 - greyhoundfd (12/03/2016) [-]
>Mads "great taste in people" Mikkelson
#3 - gayby (12/03/2016) [-]
kojima is definitely losing his mind..... again and i'm happy as fuck about it
#11 - Ex girlfriend has one of my shirts, she said she never wore it…  [+] (7 replies) 12/03/2016 on cute +22
#95 - petrustitus (23 hours ago) [-]
Mine took my Gen1 PSP with my 128GB Memory Stick and all my games in it.
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#96 - obviousxplains (23 hours ago) [-]
In a strange combination of both of your stories, my ex still has one of my sweaters that she liked to wear because it reminded her of me AND my animal crossing wild world game.
It's about to be 2 years since the break up and I'm still waiting for the chance to see her again
#97 - petrustitus (23 hours ago) [-]
I'll be honest with you, the best thing that can happen is not seeing them ever again.
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#100 - obviousxplains (23 hours ago) [-]
My life has essentially been frozen in one place for 2 years.
Seeing her again could help me move on. Otherwise I'm just going to wait the rest of my life for her.
#104 - petrustitus (23 hours ago) [-]
Here's a tip:
Don't wait for anybody but yourself. Its not about waiting for someone so you can go on, its about driving down the road until someone decides to hop in with you. You also can't expect that person to enjoy the ride, and they may want to get out and go their own way. You have to keep going and never look back, otherwise you'll be stuck in the same spot waiting for someone who will never come back.

Its part of life. You don't need people in your life, at all, no matter how nice it is to actually have someone.

I saw my ex a few months ago, but she didn't see me. I almost didn't recognize her since she put on quite a bit of weight. I didn't feel anything and in no way did it made me feel good or angry, or anything at all for that matter.

As selfish as it sounds, only worry and care for yourself. When all is said and done, only you can live your life, make your decisions and choose what you want to do, where and with whom. Life is about you and no one else. You may meet people who are worthy enough to be considered, and you should only consider caring about these very specific people (doesn't mean you have to be an asshole though, you can also choose to be kind to others, but not necessarily care for them). Truth is, no one gives a shit, unless its someone that's worth it. Didn't work out? That means it wasn't the correct person to care for. Don't lose sleep over it, don't let your life waste away because of it.
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#105 - obviousxplains (23 hours ago) [-]
That's one philosophy, and it doesn't work for me.
#107 - petrustitus (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, whatever. Just keep in mind that nothing will probably change in your life after seeing her again. Keep going, otherwise you'll amount to nothing. Still, we're meaningless in the grand scale of things. You'll eventually die and rot away and nobody will care or even remember. Live your life as best you can, and don't let anyone or anything prevent you from doing so.
#3 - "ITS HIGH NOOO-" *voice drowned out by a bullet hail…  [+] (10 replies) 12/03/2016 on The twenty-six shooter +247
#32 - anon (12/03/2016) [-]
DeathBlossom Rebootflv

Matrix: "Gun, targeting... DEATH BLOSSOM MODE".
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#5 - shadowm (12/03/2016) [-]
Actually it still only fires six times.
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#56 - tropenthatshtup (20 hours ago) [-]
I was just about to ask that.
Is it theoretically possible to create a multi gear revolver?
So like using rubix cube engineering, you have one barrel, then a three chambered gear which rotates in one layer, then after tree shots it rotates to the next three chambered gear.
It does this 5 times, then you have to reload for 12 minutes.
#6 - anon (12/03/2016) [-]
how loud is 26 rounds going off in as fast as 6 shots?
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#13 - faggotishshit (12/03/2016) [-]
It's actually a pretty easy calculation

There's only 18 bullets, and it shoots 3 bullets at a time.
Assuming the sound made by a single bullet is a Loud, then three bullets would be 3 x Loud, so three Louds.

Continuing to shoot will equal to about 18 Louds, more or less.

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#31 - fistings (12/03/2016) [-]
sure, but how many loud is equal to one magma?
#36 - PowerofAnonymous (12/03/2016) [-]
make me
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#20 - rmehandru (12/03/2016) [-]
logic would be sound if decibel scales weren't logarithmic
#14 - anon (12/03/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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#7 - thickpeepee (12/03/2016) [-]
About as loud as an LMG.
#5 - Yeah why get an animal that will defend you and be actually lo…  [+] (9 replies) 12/02/2016 on im not doin nothin +117
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#73 - catburglarpenis (12/03/2016) [-]
He's getting a pet 4Chan user?
#51 - anon (12/03/2016) [-]
Parrots are, in fact, more intelligent than dogs. Look it up, I am not lying.
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#15 - vorarephilia (12/03/2016) [-]
he said a bird not a baby.
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#14 - thecrash (12/03/2016) [-]
Fuck that, I'm getting a guard dog and an attack hawk.
#65 - talldumbdork (12/03/2016) [-]
Fuck yeah, attack hawks.
#16 - Planet of the apes  [+] (1 reply) 12/02/2016 on watch_dogs 2 is a high... +2
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#22 - freshestprince (12/02/2016) [-]
He may be black but he's more hipster than nigger
Planet of the Vapes
#7 - The one thing that annoys me about these kind of shorts is the…  [+] (1 reply) 12/02/2016 on Garry's Mod in real life +1
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#12 - warioteam (12/03/2016) [-]
i agree, its the exact same "C I N E M A T I C" experience every single time
at least this one is less blue than a lot of the other ones
#6 - Dont be that fandom  [+] (27 replies) 12/02/2016 on When l was young +18
#7 - samthediv (12/02/2016) [-]
It was a joke.
#13 - anon (12/02/2016) [-]
Shitposting ironically is still shitposting.
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#9 - itsbeowulftime (12/02/2016) [-]
jokes are supposed to be funny and relevant, which was neither of what you did.
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#19 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
>Tarot cards
>Jojo uses Tarot cards in part 3
>Brings up Jojo

How is it not relevant?
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#29 - jokervsbatsy (12/03/2016) [-]
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#30 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]

Ctrl + F: tarot

"The first Stands in the JoJo universe are named after the Major Arcana of the Tarot and Ancient Egyptian deities[.]"
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#31 - jokervsbatsy (12/03/2016) [-]
Dude are you stupid?

The ORIGINAL post has NO reference to tarot cards.
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#32 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
You shouldn't make broad assumptions about one's intelligence simply based on their mistakes. Going off of that logic, you're just as stupid, if not stupider since you know nothing about what I know and assumed I follow the same line of thinking that led to mistake on a regular basis, for thinking I'm stupid for making a mistake since you actually made a mistake too. My comment was about tarots in Jojo. You kind of just assumed I didn't read #5 at this point. A few minutes ago, I even had loteria opened in a new tab to read about it. It's not hard for me to think you were trying to argue that the Stands weren't based off tarots.

Besides, any way you cut it, it was a joke. Loteria cards look like tarot card. Jojo has tarot cards. Jojo is popular. Go figure.
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#33 - jokervsbatsy (12/03/2016) [-]
Calm down, I wasn't supposed to call you stupid until you acted so smug on >>#30 , when you were obviously mistake. Shit you even admittd that.
It's mainly your fault the conversation ended like this.

And don't stretch jokes because the tend to not be jokes at all. Hence why samthediv got -23.
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#34 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
Citing a website doesn't make me smug, nor did I stretch any jokes. And why exactly is this solely my fault? Are your forgetting a conversation takes more than one person?
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#35 - jokervsbatsy (12/03/2016) [-]
I was referring to the big bold letters, might have been mistaken on that.

>it was a joke. Loteria cards look like tarot card. Jojo has tarot cards.
This is stretching a joke.
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#36 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
I was explaining it.
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#37 - jokervsbatsy (12/03/2016) [-]
Dont explain jokes note: I'm not mad
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#38 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
Me neither, but I'm glad we're on the same page. I mean, I just thought you didn't get it but I could have been wrong.
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#39 - jokervsbatsy (12/03/2016) [-]
Nah, it's ok, sorry for before.

On a completely different note, do you read the manga as well?
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#40 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
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#41 - jokervsbatsy (12/03/2016) [-]
I'm midway part 5 Giorno seems bland as fuck compared the the other JoJo's
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#42 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
I'm all the way caught up. I started last year after finishing the anime up to that point. And yeah, Giorno is very stoic to say the least.
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#20 - itsbeowulftime (12/03/2016) [-]
Relevant to the content you're commenting on you dense fucking egg.
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#22 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
Still tho. You can't knock him because you missed the joke.
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#23 - itsbeowulftime (12/03/2016) [-]
It's not a joke to be gotten.
It's like someone coming from the undertale fandom and going "A KNIFE?! IS THAT UNDERTALE?!" It's not relevant nor is it funny.
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#24 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
Maybe if he was serious, it would be like how you described it. He brought up Jojo because it's famous and it has tarots in it. That and a good percentage of FJ likes Jojo so he was pinning for those people to recognize it. Also, you should look up what an opinion is.
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#25 - itsbeowulftime (12/03/2016) [-]
Nah, it just wasn't funny.
#26 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
For you.
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#27 - itsbeowulftime (12/03/2016) [-]
I just don't find people intentionally being retarded as funny.
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#28 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
I got you the first time.
#21 - ogthegreat (12/03/2016) [-]
Ohhhhhh, I see.