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Gender: male
Age: 20
X-box Gamertag: Te plox box
PSN: belshir
Interests: ask me
Date Signed Up:5/14/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:englind innit
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#3 - "better get the razorblades and cut less then a millimetr…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Raaawwr +270
#7 - apietotheface (11/30/2015) [-]
That's not cool, man!
#10 - concetrationcamp (11/30/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** there is somewhere the same joke with "insert" and a naked woman
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#28 - demonlordxsixtyfor (12/01/2015) [-]
There's one with a pic of that one famous black woman(I forget her name) cropped inside a bus and it says "Move to Back"
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#29 - alarubra (12/01/2015) [-]
Rosa Parks.
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#30 - demonlordxsixtyfor (12/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, her.
#4 - xmattx (11/30/2015) [-]
I had an ex that showed me what appeared to be cat scratches on her wrist, and said she did it because some minor issue was bothering her. Needless to say, I left her shortly thereafter. Wasn't long before she found another sap to milk for attention.
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#52 - zombieindenial (12/01/2015) [-]
i broke up with a girl and she later shows my bestfriend that she had cut herself and said it was my fault.. dodged that bullet.
#49 - bann (12/01/2015) [-]
Smart man...I learned the hard way you can't become someone's source of petty neediness.
#14 - cackrel (11/30/2015) [-]
**cackrel used "*roll picture*"**
**cackrel rolled image**Why didn't you just cut her with your dick?
FEEL THE PAAAAAAAAIN
#5 - aww yiss, best waifu  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Wallpaper dump +3
#13 - bossguycumsplash (12/01/2015) [-]
Jack is best waifu
#12 - hourlyb (11/30/2015) [-]
For Garrus, maybe.
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#7 - roninneko (11/30/2015) [-]
I thought, "Ehh, Tali can't be better than Liara."

I was wrong.
#11 - or.. "your hot" works wonders on a bloke  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Female pick up lines. 0
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#17 - xdiabolicx (11/30/2015) [-]
My hot what?
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#21 - belshir (11/30/2015) [-]
bollocks, right red thumb me lads i deserve it
#6 - to each their own really, just not very popular here so its fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on forrest pearl +3
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#7 - alfibrakiz (11/30/2015) [-]
I suppose so.
#4 - Thats like saying "this half eaten burger is the best fin…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2015 on forrest pearl +8
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#5 - alfibrakiz (11/30/2015) [-]
you do not like steven universe? I'm sorry to hear that. I find it quite enjoyable.
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#6 - belshir (11/30/2015) [-]
to each their own really, just not very popular here so its free thumbs
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#7 - alfibrakiz (11/30/2015) [-]
I suppose so.
#6 - "INDEPENDANCE" >England stronk >Doom t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on The bless of yuo Espanha +8
#11 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
>implying England isnt kebab and eurocuck itself
#40 - wrong video, thats rubber johnny, the video he wants is "…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh 0
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#50 - cocoman (11/30/2015) [-]
I was replying to my own comment >35
#28 - your graph seems to be upside down 11/30/2015 on Curses, foiled again +5
#10 - *oh goy 11/29/2015 on Rulers +39
#6 - 4 u bby  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Undertale, MTT new show +15
#16 - zoroso (11/29/2015) [-]
for you
#18 - jaylenthepaintstic (11/29/2015) [-]
But wait there's more!
#9 - fazbear (11/29/2015) [-]
thx bby.
#5 - there was another funnyjunker within 2 miles of my house this …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Classic Art Comp 1 +8
#13 - froot (11/29/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I was only in Birmingham for a concert on Friday night
My train home was at 2pm yesterday I had fuck all to do all morning and I didn't want to spend money.
I still spent money, I'm terrible.

Anyway, I live in Crewe. Fuck you.
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#18 - dannymanny (11/29/2015) [-]
Birmingham mentioned
swell with depression and stabbings
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#19 - froot (11/29/2015) [-]
Yeah Birmingham always sets me on edge for some reason
It wasn't too bad this weekend but idk I still had a panic attack walking to the concert.

A lot of homeless people complimented me when I got food though.
#20 - dannymanny (11/29/2015) [-]
My girlfriend lives in birmingham so sadly i have to go there fairly often there seem to be an oddly large number of homeless people there as well....compared to back in london anyways
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#21 - froot (11/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, I felt really bad that I couldn't give them anything.

And it's funny, London is probably rougher than Birmingham in some parts but I will forever prefer London. It feels like home, even if I'm from Crewe lmao
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#22 - dannymanny (11/29/2015) [-]
Yeah same, being a super poor student and all
I love London though, it's amazing but living there makes other places seem a bit disappointing haha. you don't get places like Camden etc anywhere else which is sad because i go to uni in the middle of nowhere (Stafford/stoke)
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#23 - froot (11/29/2015) [-]
eyyyyy I'm looking at there for uni

and yeah, I love things like Camden. I just love exploring places like London in general and finding treasures of stores and cafes in back streets even though I'll probably end up raped/dead because of that
#24 - dannymanny (11/29/2015) [-]
It's a really good uni...just a little bit out of the way haha
Yeah it's amazing to explore the place, i still find so many cool things i never knew about. and i'm not sure you'll end up TOO raped....depends on where you go
#52 - good one 11/29/2015 on Meanwhile... +2
#50 - hes not useless hes just unloved, no skins, no reworks, hes th…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Meanwhile... +1
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#55 - congthea (11/29/2015) [-]
urgot is a top laner, and yorick used to be one of the best bullies around, no idea what league is like now since I stopped playing that game. en taro mordekaiser
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#51 - fightforfate (11/29/2015) [-]
urgot is a top laner
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#52 - belshir (11/29/2015) [-]
good one
#8 - what am i watching? 11/28/2015 on Random yet adequate music... 0
#120 - Picture 11/28/2015 on VOICE BATTLE NOW! +1
#117 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on VOICE BATTLE NOW! +15
#279 - jamiemsm (11/28/2015) [-]
#128 - the brave face he put on through all of that, good man. That … 11/28/2015 on how to break up with a... 0
#126 - ******* hell lol 11/28/2015 on how to break up with a... 0
#82 - i have, twice 11/28/2015 on Best way to reload 0
#68 - i cant play online anymore, says i need a compatibility pack t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Best way to reload 0
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#70 - furkyoshizz (11/28/2015) [-]
That bullshit always made me mad. I think you had to like download it, uninstall it, and then reinstall it. Or something along those lines.
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#82 - belshir (11/28/2015) [-]
i have, twice
#61 - i play it on xbox, am i the only one that was given like 13 go…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Best way to reload 0
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#66 - furkyoshizz (11/28/2015) [-]
Me too. Ive been wanting to go through w/ someone but my mic broke so interaction has been low.
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#68 - belshir (11/28/2015) [-]
i cant play online anymore, says i need a compatibility pack that i have downloaded 4 times and every time it finishes it says i need it
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#70 - furkyoshizz (11/28/2015) [-]
That bullshit always made me mad. I think you had to like download it, uninstall it, and then reinstall it. Or something along those lines.
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#82 - belshir (11/28/2015) [-]
i have, twice
#24 - holy it **** christmas 11/28/2015 on IT BEGINS +6
#6 - no worries, all is forgiven <3 11/27/2015 on fancy dress goals +1
#3 - Its the cat's distress beacon activating, its signals are frie… 11/27/2015 on (untitled) +48
#2 - Threaten legal actions on what grounds? good god a man who…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/27/2015 on (untitled) +136
#21 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
theyre jews. theyll probably have a jewish lawyer find something or make something up. probably like lying to his place of employment about a past criminal record or something idk.
#32 - crazylance (11/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, how about you go fuck yourself?

I will admit that the idea behind a law that allows you to seek out and punish, by law, officers and soldiers who served in the Nazi Army is a bit absurd..

It's like most of Europe making a law to hunt down and kill every descendant of Genghis Khan.

However, if you instantly hear the word "Jew" and start saying they're super evil without even saying WHY they're evil, you will deserve to go fuck yourself with the biggest dildo produced on the planet.
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#40 - weirdoo (11/28/2015) [-]
Found the kike
#5 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/27/2015) [-]
"fought for his country" while it is true. he was also SS. I might be wrong but weren't they the most brutal and fanatical of the Nazis? It is my understanding that they carried out the "dirtiest" work.
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#31 - fuckya (11/28/2015) [-]
Waffen SS yes.
My great-grandfather was SS and he just delivered mail.
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#30 - IamWhoIam (11/28/2015) [-]
The Waffen SS were basically the Paramilitary arm of the Nazi Party. They weren't the German Military but they did a lot of fighting through the course of the war. Not ALL of them were Jew hunters or camp guards who slaughtered everything. So yes. He still served his country.
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#28 - GnRNoD (11/28/2015) [-]
I belive that you're thinking of the Gestapo.
The SS were volunteers and specialists (as stated before)

#29 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/28/2015) [-]
Yeah maybe. The SS symbol is a symbol of death. It represents the lightning bolts of zeus.
#35 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
Incorrect. The symbol used by the SS was a twin "sig" rune from some Nordic alphabet, the equivalent of two "S"es.
#43 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/28/2015) [-]
#22 - lulzdealer (11/28/2015) [-]
*High-ranking SS

The Waffen SS, the bulk of the force, was again just regular guys fighting for their country.
#23 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/28/2015) [-]
Thank you for clearing that up
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#6 - augisnvm (11/27/2015) [-]
Well, if you were there, and someone offered you advancement in your military career you couldn't really say no without serious consequences. Even if that advancement was into SS it was still preferable to the alternative.
#10 - augisnvm has deleted their comment.
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#8 - thekame (11/27/2015) [-]
Waffen SS was composed of volunteers who received specific training. Not soldiers who got promoted or anything like that.
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#9 - augisnvm (11/27/2015) [-]
Only until 1943. Also, they served alongside the regular army, although separate.
#7 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/27/2015) [-]
That's true.

have you seen the movie Good with Virgo Mortensen? I think maybe you'd like it.

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#16 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by belshir
User avatar #28 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #29 to #28 - belshir (12/02/2015) [-]
dont bring that **** into my house, nuh uh
#26 - datmine ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Just going to put this here.
Just going to put this here.
User avatar #27 to #26 - belshir (11/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #19 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
****** fight me fgt
User avatar #20 to #19 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
hmm?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
I 'unno. You thumbed down one of my comments. I assume because of it being a falsely informed comment. So I felt like going on your profile and saying hi in the nicest way someone on FJ can.
User avatar #22 to #21 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
its nearly 3 am here, and thats a lot of words, can you summarise it in one my new friend?
User avatar #23 to #22 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #24 to #23 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
she be a cruel mistress
User avatar #1 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i am swell, yourself?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Kinda sleepy. How goes tf2?
User avatar #6 to #5 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
found some new stuff for the spy, exploring new classes, just generally learning the game, getting better slowly. Im now just below the level of average i would say sleepy? what time is it there for you?
User avatar #8 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Im just sleepy cause I didnt sleep well. its noon.
User avatar #7 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I think I added you on steam?
User avatar #9 to #7 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i have that problem, i was up until 4 last night and woke at 3 this afternoon, done literally nothing all day. What is your steam name? il check my friends list
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its valentine. If I added the wrong person just search for me and I should be the first result.
User avatar #12 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
rob west sussex great britain?
User avatar #13 to #12 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its just valentine. With a picture of tomoko as the profile picture.
User avatar #18 to #13 - belshir (09/15/2015) [-]
yo, i forgot about you! im still into tf2 if you would like to play, i need help getting better
User avatar #15 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
think i found you, sent the invite, wont be able to play i dont think for about a week but il be on and off fj so i can tell you when im on

User avatar #14 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
results: 21 - 40 of 24,660

try mine again i forgot about the tag [OLP] belshir
or just belshir its a picture of david attenbourough, or try my email address?
csanyi95@ yahoo.com
User avatar #11 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
no adds, il search for you now
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