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belshir

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Gender: male
Age: 20
X-box Gamertag: Te plox box
PSN: belshir
Interests: ask me
Date Signed Up:5/14/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:englind innit
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#18 - especially if you werent causing trouble, its just kinda cruel 12/03/2015 on businesses have a sense of... +4
#15 - we have one here in birmginham that just got done up, its fant…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2015 on businesses have a sense of... +2
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#34 - cptmongtard (12/03/2015) [-]
We are also getting the biggest Primark in Europe
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#17 - samthediv (12/03/2015) [-]
Used to do the same when I was younger.
I lived in a bad area and my mum was working, so me and my brother would go to the costas at the Edinburgh waterstones til she finished work.
Probably read about £300 worth of books.
In the end they ended up asking us to leave after an hour every time.
Was kinda mean tbh
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#18 - belshir (12/03/2015) [-]
especially if you werent causing trouble, its just kinda cruel
#7 - oh mine goy! 12/02/2015 on Bomango - 9 +3
#29 - dont bring that **** into my house, nuh uh 12/02/2015 on belshir's profile 0
#85 - you are freaking me out now, that is literally the EXACT same … 12/01/2015 on Halo 0
#27 - oh gosh 12/01/2015 on Jet Fuel can't melt Icebergs 0
#25 - good god that ***** funny 12/01/2015 on Wubba Lubba Dub Dub +2
#43 - peeple dun liek monsterz ; - ; probably got marked down … 12/01/2015 on 1v1 me m8 +3
#55 - had a natural reoccurring dream that would always have me slee…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Halo +2
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#84 - rakogoki (12/01/2015) [-]
since i had nightmares pretty much every night for my entire childhood everything from being naked in class to being impaled and left to slowly bleed out in some chaotic nightmare landscape its now some neat instinct of mine to go all lucid when things start getting weird and mess with the dream all i wanted. past few years though ive been having extremely realistic dreams where everything seems completely normal, except things like people i love no longer love me or a pet is killed happen in some believable way so i never realize its a dream. cant even do the whole force myself awake trick since i still think im awake.
these kinda nightmares bug me in ways skies filled with shaking bloodshot eyes or falling into lava never could. sometimes i even try to induce more outlandish nightmares to avoid the realistic ones.
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#85 - belshir (12/01/2015) [-]
you are freaking me out now, that is literally the EXACT same as me, when the reoccurring nightmare faded i started being able to wake myself up from nightmares, then into i could control my dreams and nightmares, i remember the first time i did it. It was a dream where my neighborhood had been infested with gigantic spiders and i just imagined my friends and a large box of guns where there.

Now i basically have free will in a set parameter within my dreams, but everything is realistic, one nightmare i had the other night was i spent $200 on something i couldn't afford (since in real life i currently have eaten my overdraft and have absolutely no money to spare) this shit me up hard id have taken the hellscape dream over that shit.
#7 - You think these straps are here, for MY protection? 12/01/2015 on Anti-retard straps +67
#21 - your mother last memory of you was of you looking beautiful on…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on :/ +14
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#40 - marymjc (12/02/2015) [-]
i realized this and it's kind of bittersweet because it really was the beginning of me coming out of my shell and trying to make my dreams come true. i've applied to college and i'm going to graduate without her in the audience. there's just so much that i haven't done yet. but yes, she was there and she was happy and i am grateful for that. thank you.
#33 - crazyglove (12/01/2015) [-]
What a great way to look at things.
#15 - why are they fighting, they are destined to smash  [+] (8 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Jet Fuel can't melt Icebergs +415
#25 - bdayskeleton (12/01/2015) [-]
You are wonderful.
#27 - belshir (12/01/2015) [-]
oh gosh
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#21 - ludislavonac (12/01/2015) [-]
You deserve more thumbs sir
#17 - eddio (12/01/2015) [-]
Underrated as fuck.
#28 - funkymelon (12/01/2015) [-]
Over 300 thunbs is underrated?
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#29 - eddio (12/01/2015) [-]
When I replied it had no thumbs at all after 2 hours.
#30 - funkymelon (12/01/2015) [-]
Alright then I'll allow it
#32 - eddio (12/01/2015) [-]
#51 - its the moment when he talked about his mother sitting outside… 12/01/2015 on Monday starter pack +3
#19 - that took me a moment 11/30/2015 on (untitled) +5
#11 - we are talking about a film with a giant inflatable robot that…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on check +8
#13 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
Within the robot is a collapsible frame
#21 - bollocks, right red thumb me lads i deserve it 11/30/2015 on Female pick up lines. +1
#3 - someone touching your neck 11/30/2015 on When you get punched in the... +8
#2 - loved this film  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2015 on A classic scene +474
#51 - fuckoatmeal (12/01/2015) [-]
**fuckoatmeal used "*roll picture*"**
**fuckoatmeal rolled image** 10/10 would adele dazeem
#44 - fallingoutnuketown (12/01/2015) [-]
Just when I thought Travolta .gif was spent hahahaha
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#40 - WickidJuggalo (12/01/2015) [-]
lmfao oh my god this hurts me
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#4 - pocketstooheavy (11/30/2015) [-]
Everyone did.
#8 - The knuckles and rouge one wasnt funny, that hurt to read, jesus  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Monday starter pack +63
#50 - brobathehutt (12/01/2015) [-]
That one made me more than a little upset. I can't imagine his parents having done anything so wrong to deserve such garbage offspring.
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#43 - itskennyandjosh (12/01/2015) [-]
Oh my god, i had to go back to read it and man, it was worse than i thought, you know you fucked up when people on 4chan tell you you have
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#51 - belshir (12/01/2015) [-]
its the moment when he talked about his mother sitting outside his room trying to console him, good god i cant imagine how much this whole thing would have split the family.
#1 - haha, funny, totally relatable, happens all the time 11/30/2015 on Sausage Links +3
#7 - i also doubt she could carry around uranium or other radioacti…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2015 on check +8
#10 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
Because THAT would be unbelievable.
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#11 - belshir (11/30/2015) [-]
we are talking about a film with a giant inflatable robot that can for some reason host and move around in dense power armour
#13 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
Within the robot is a collapsible frame
#5 - imagine its keyboard style, the same way you dont have a keybo…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/30/2015 on check +9
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#6 - ChromedDragon (11/30/2015) [-]
no i mean there are only 40 or so buttons there, no where near the 118 elements in the table
#27 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
most of the stuff towards the middle of the table behaves pretty much the same in most situations.
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#7 - belshir (11/30/2015) [-]
i also doubt she could carry around uranium or other radioactive material and just chuck it around, probably only the safer stuff she can use. rather than get the the fight and have developed a tumor on the way.
#10 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
Because THAT would be unbelievable.
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#11 - belshir (11/30/2015) [-]
we are talking about a film with a giant inflatable robot that can for some reason host and move around in dense power armour
#13 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
Within the robot is a collapsible frame
#2 - Picture 11/30/2015 on Cupcakes +3
#6 - "so i say this fact on the internet and thought id make a… 11/30/2015 on Rock +6
#9 - i dont use adblock, ive noticed pretty much nothing 11/30/2015 on Ads 0

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#16 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by belshir
User avatar #28 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #29 to #28 - belshir (12/02/2015) [-]
dont bring that **** into my house, nuh uh
#26 - datmine ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
Just going to put this here.
Just going to put this here.
User avatar #27 to #26 - belshir (11/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #19 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
****** fight me fgt
User avatar #20 to #19 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
hmm?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
I 'unno. You thumbed down one of my comments. I assume because of it being a falsely informed comment. So I felt like going on your profile and saying hi in the nicest way someone on FJ can.
User avatar #22 to #21 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
its nearly 3 am here, and thats a lot of words, can you summarise it in one my new friend?
User avatar #23 to #22 - thesupervillian (11/07/2015) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #24 to #23 - belshir (11/07/2015) [-]
she be a cruel mistress
User avatar #1 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i am swell, yourself?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Kinda sleepy. How goes tf2?
User avatar #6 to #5 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
found some new stuff for the spy, exploring new classes, just generally learning the game, getting better slowly. Im now just below the level of average i would say sleepy? what time is it there for you?
User avatar #8 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Im just sleepy cause I didnt sleep well. its noon.
User avatar #7 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I think I added you on steam?
User avatar #9 to #7 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i have that problem, i was up until 4 last night and woke at 3 this afternoon, done literally nothing all day. What is your steam name? il check my friends list
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its valentine. If I added the wrong person just search for me and I should be the first result.
User avatar #12 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
rob west sussex great britain?
User avatar #13 to #12 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its just valentine. With a picture of tomoko as the profile picture.
User avatar #18 to #13 - belshir (09/15/2015) [-]
yo, i forgot about you! im still into tf2 if you would like to play, i need help getting better
User avatar #15 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
think i found you, sent the invite, wont be able to play i dont think for about a week but il be on and off fj so i can tell you when im on

User avatar #14 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
results: 21 - 40 of 24,660

try mine again i forgot about the tag [OLP] belshir
or just belshir its a picture of david attenbourough, or try my email address?
csanyi95@ yahoo.com
User avatar #11 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
no adds, il search for you now
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