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Age: 19
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Date Signed Up:5/14/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#75 - its half the guys who look up to him who he would think are nothing 12/16/2014 on Selfie +1
#74 - evidence or him being a prick, rare but valuable, your sacrifi… 12/16/2014 on Selfie 0
#45 - Yeah i dont understand why when you see these kind of guys in …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Selfie 0
#46 - eanan (12/15/2014) [-]
I've seen many interviews with him and he's such a prick. Funny thing is all the people defending him are the first ones that he would treat like shit for what he would consider them as being inferior betafags
User avatar #75 - belshir (12/16/2014) [-]
its half the guys who look up to him who he would think are nothing
#42 - You are getting thumbed down to hell but i agree, yes what he …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Selfie +4
#50 - fckya (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 - belshir (12/16/2014) [-]
evidence or him being a prick, rare but valuable, your sacrifice will not be in vain friend
User avatar #73 - Mecuniv (12/16/2014) [-]
This made me so fucking mad reading these. Fucking asshole.
#44 - eanan (12/15/2014) [-]
Well said. I'm not actually happy he's dead just saying it to upset his little followers haha
User avatar #45 - belshir (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah i dont understand why when you see these kind of guys in real life you think of them as a douche, but this guy seems to be an internet hero for doing what all the other 'jocks' do
#46 - eanan (12/15/2014) [-]
I've seen many interviews with him and he's such a prick. Funny thing is all the people defending him are the first ones that he would treat like shit for what he would consider them as being inferior betafags
User avatar #75 - belshir (12/16/2014) [-]
its half the guys who look up to him who he would think are nothing
#13 - touche 12/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#33 - Thanks reason i now have a domination fetish woman 12/14/2014 on All hail the great uniter 0
#5 - i love the feeling of your own keyboard, i cant even touch typ… 12/14/2014 on (untitled) +10
#15 - Picture 12/14/2014 on People bender +11
#8 - space marines are celibate, read up you uneducated peasant. …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2014 on (untitled) +14
#12 - arandomanon (12/14/2014) [-]
Space marines are celibate just because they are too busy training/killing. That doesn't mean they can't take any bitch they want in case they'd want to. And, sometimes, they do. Pic related.
User avatar #15 - Dairuga (12/14/2014) [-]
Care to explain what this means? I am interested. Is that a space marine with a pink corrupted female symbol on its hand?

Forgive me for being a clueless faggot.
#18 - arandomanon (12/14/2014) [-]
It's a noise marine from the III legion, the Empreror's Children. Once they were the most "perfect" marines, and one of the most loyal legions the Emperor had at his service. Long story short: Fulgrim (their primarch) found a sword that corrupted him and once he fell, the rest of the legion (most of it, not all) fell to Chaos, most specifically to Slaanesh (the corrupted female symbol). Their pride and their seek for perfection helped too.
On their seek to perfection, the Chief Apothecary of the Emperor's Children, Fabius Bile, experimented with the legion's geneseed and he created noise marines. Noise marines attack with sonic weaponry, ergo the "Galaxy's Loudest" on the cup. The "Faggot" part is because they aligned with Slaanesh, who is the Chaos God of perversions and sex. Hope it helped.
User avatar #21 - Dairuga (12/14/2014) [-]
Oooh, thank you. That explains everything nicely.

Even if it is a bit weird, imagining armored space marines getting up to sexy stuff. I mean. Metal carapace armor and stuff.
#22 - arandomanon (12/14/2014) [-]
When a marine falls to chaos, his basic instints break in and they seek for pleasure and satisfaction, something they ususally avoid as regular space marines. The first one is kill. Killing everyone and everything gives them pleasure and most get stuck in this stage. But some of them get tired of just killing and seek pleasure and satisfaction in other stuff. Emperor's Children marines are the pinnacle of this, let's call it, "evolution". They are so fucked up they try to seek pleasure in anything imaginable. Whenever they kill with their sonic guns, their superhuman ears give them shiverings and sensations they seek. But killing is not enough, as I stated so they kidnap people and use them as slaves, a normal thing among Chaos war parties. But Emperor's Children are the most terrible and fearful: the most perverted, obscene and obscure thing you can possibly imagine is nothing to them. They've seeked pleasure for milenia. And nothing gives them more pleasure than strip screams out from their victims.
User avatar #25 - Dairuga (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh wow. I am honestly surprised I did not think of that myself. Pleasure comes in many forms and variants and all that jazz. I suppose that makes a lot of sense, yes. Thanks for the explanation! Thumbs for all of your posts.
#34 - arandomanon (12/14/2014) [-]
Glad you found it interesting.
User avatar #13 - belshir (12/14/2014) [-]
touche
#21 - love the way hes holding the flare as if to tell the rescue wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Star wars 0
User avatar #25 - yunogasaii (12/14/2014) [-]
maybe the thick blizzard was too much to see anything on the ground from above, so he had to use something more visible
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