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Date Signed Up:8/28/2013
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#24 - Luke 4:16-21New International Version (NIV) 16 He wen…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on You're only being shown one... 0
User avatar #41 - bounod (04/29/2015) [-]
Could someone clarify how religious citations work? Do people just make bullshit claims and then cite some bible verse like it would back it up knowing that people are too lazy or stupid to check it up?

"You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen" -Jesus (Luke 4:16-21)
User avatar #49 - noooooooooo (04/29/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if this answers your question but:
Luke=Book of the bible
4=chapter
16-21=Verses in said chapter

Also the guy in the picture with the bible quote appears to be a priest.
#68 - Ken M (04/29/2015) [-]
i think what he's trying to say is do people just make random baseless claims and then write down a location in the Bible and hope people don't actually go looking it up so people will just believe them. Also i think that the misquote (of the pastor) was a vast oversimplification of what the text actually says.
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User avatar #33 - Setari (04/21/2015) [-]
Hear, hear.
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#33 - sozeiv (04/17/2015) [-]
img hgoiunh ti tyor eiuyh mu rurd vkidr snf drr ehsg gsooernf

^im going to type with my eyes closed and see what happens
User avatar #41 - exotic (04/17/2015) [-]
i'm gonna tpe with my eyes cosed and see what happens
#42 - sozeiv (04/17/2015) [-]
so cose
User avatar #38 - angusss (04/17/2015) [-]
How can you not type with your eyes closed? did you not ever have a typing class in elementary school?There are even bumps on the keys to tell you where to put your fingers on almost every keyboard known to man.

^written with eyes closed
#40 - sozeiv (04/17/2015) [-]
im going to rtoe thid with my eyes ckised and see whay happemd


^this is what its like when im actually sitting normally
#39 - sozeiv (04/17/2015) [-]
1. typing is for losers
2. i peck w 2 fingers
3. i was not in my usual typing position, im laying on my bed
User avatar #34 - valigar (04/17/2015) [-]
I'm going to close my eyes ans see what I type

Hah! Take that beotch!
#28 - aaauuuggghhh (04/16/2015) [-]
So the picture you posted was completely random, then.

I'm on to you

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