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Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:8/19/2014
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#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin 0
#7 - nerdforlife Comment deleted by beezox
#3 - its a ''can'' you build up with air pressure and use it if you… 06/11/2014 on I want one. 0
#5 - why did you minimize your browser or do you always have it minimized 06/11/2014 on YEEESSSSSSSSSSS 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin 0
#5 - nerdforlife Comment deleted by beezox
#6 - beezox Comment deleted by beezox
#7 - nerdforlife Comment deleted by beezox
#68 - Picture 06/10/2014 on kek 0
#3 - he said while driving a Porsche 06/09/2014 on Good To Be Rich 0
#1 - could someone stabilize the gif so the the sun is completely s… 06/09/2014 on The Sun that Never Sets +1
#9 - joff joffries  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on kek 0
#42 - alstorp (06/10/2014) [-]
#68 - beezox (06/10/2014) [-]
#24 - lol if we humans can make bigger corn and i pay less for it i … 06/08/2014 on Chemical Ingredient X +3
#90 - some famous dude said that modern art is not the art of the wo… 06/08/2014 on Modern art in a nutshell 0
#138 - 10/10 would bang bang 06/08/2014 on Check your privilege 0
#34 - then explain this **** 06/07/2014 on clot block +2
#27 - > gush of blood flowing out >not as disgusti…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on clot block +2
User avatar #32 - danniegurl (06/07/2014) [-]
That's only if you use pads, which I personally hate that feeling, so I use tampons.
#2 - i think i found my new favorite you tuber, his reaction was so…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Jeff the- +1
#4 - deathklokiller (06/07/2014) [-]
oh god this man is amazing this was another dark souls fuck you ahahahha!
#4 - look at that awful parking 06/07/2014 on They're going Bat to the... 0
#21 - i am glad i have a penis  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on clot block +17
#25 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
It's not that bad.
I'd say the pain is the worst part of the deal really. I get back pain, so... for like three days I have to sleep on the floor and basically just stop doing chores/studying/reading/watchingTV/Websurfing I have to do everything laying on the floor.
My friends have to sleep all day because the headaches are too strong and they just can't see the light of the day. It's like a hang-over ...but without alcohol.
And sports, forget them! Everytime you try to run or so, you feel a gush of hot blood flowing out and it's really fucking weird.
<-- cool story brought to you by sis. incorporated. Not as disgusting though.
User avatar #27 - beezox (06/07/2014) [-]
> gush of blood flowing out
>not as disgusting
also i like not having basically a hangover without the fun of a party before hand, i'l take my penis and leave now
User avatar #32 - danniegurl (06/07/2014) [-]
That's only if you use pads, which I personally hate that feeling, so I use tampons.
#4 - Comment deleted 06/07/2014 on emerald best version 0
#4 - i did this also, when its starts going up and then slams down … 06/07/2014 on 1st Place And Friend Gets A... 0
#9 - is there another video of this, the one in the link is no longer up 06/07/2014 on description 0
#20 - i have no friends nor a girlfriend so no problem.... i cr… 06/07/2014 on BFF 0
#13 - i have a really disgusting question to the girls of fj a…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/07/2014 on clot block 0
User avatar #53 - kaycie (06/08/2014) [-]
nope
I think its because its the lining of your uterus and not really 'blood' per say
but if you wear a pad and don't change it all day it can start to crust over, but still not like a scab, just thin flakes of dried blood
#33 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
No, vaginas are self-cleaning
#34 - beezox (06/07/2014) [-]
then explain this shit
#19 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
No, the blood doesn't get a chance to solidify. I mean, maybe it could but nobody would let that happen in their right mind.
#26 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
When you get to the day in which can't go to the bathroom for a whole fucking day you will certainly say otherwise. trust me, the blood does solify.
#18 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
No we don't.
But if you spend like, idk, hours without cleaning yourself it can form chunks of crust all around 'nshit. It's weird. <- same warning
#21 - beezox (06/07/2014) [-]
i am glad i have a penis
#25 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
It's not that bad.
I'd say the pain is the worst part of the deal really. I get back pain, so... for like three days I have to sleep on the floor and basically just stop doing chores/studying/reading/watchingTV/Websurfing I have to do everything laying on the floor.
My friends have to sleep all day because the headaches are too strong and they just can't see the light of the day. It's like a hang-over ...but without alcohol.
And sports, forget them! Everytime you try to run or so, you feel a gush of hot blood flowing out and it's really fucking weird.
<-- cool story brought to you by sis. incorporated. Not as disgusting though.
User avatar #27 - beezox (06/07/2014) [-]
> gush of blood flowing out
>not as disgusting
also i like not having basically a hangover without the fun of a party before hand, i'l take my penis and leave now
User avatar #32 - danniegurl (06/07/2014) [-]
That's only if you use pads, which I personally hate that feeling, so I use tampons.
#72 - just use a long glass and stick it in yer grabber 06/07/2014 on Homemade Fleshlight 0
#15 - i like hunting  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on The best 0
User avatar #16 - economicfreedom (06/06/2014) [-]
Do you know how to make a gun out of iron ore?
If not, you need an economy.
#9 - i live in Norway so my class was filled with 8/10-9/10 girls i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on When You get a Boner in... 0
#10 - tarnis (06/06/2014) [-]
Right american here, guess I was lucky to not leave a father? im coming to norway to fuck yous bitches.
#13 - no, i need that people starts taking care of themselves  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on The best 0
User avatar #14 - economicfreedom (06/06/2014) [-]
Power of the Market - The Pencil People cannot produce anything on their own. You need an economic system.
User avatar #15 - beezox (06/06/2014) [-]
i like hunting
User avatar #16 - economicfreedom (06/06/2014) [-]
Do you know how to make a gun out of iron ore?
If not, you need an economy.
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User avatar #2 - iamaniceperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Who the hell is that in your profile pic? I swear I've seen him somewhere
User avatar #3 to #2 - beezox (05/23/2014) [-]
i get that a lot
User avatar #1 - fornowjr (01/09/2014) [-]
And I too enjoy your profile pic. Typhlosion for life.
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