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beezox

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Gender: male
Interests: winning imaginary arguments
Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:5/21/2015
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i have a dong

latest user's comments

#3 - e3 trailer vs game footage 07/04/2014 on You are doing it right 0
#6 - and they made a poor desicion 07/04/2014 on 1 Ticket to hell please +25
#4 - same here, who wants a *********************** itself, …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/04/2014 on 1 Ticket to hell please +42
#37 - ivviism has deleted their comment.
#15 - kevinator (07/05/2014) [-]
Your fucking profile picture, FUCK.THAT.GUY
User avatar #50 - sliferzpwns (07/05/2014) [-]
whats the deal with that shit? the face scares me on a subconcious level
User avatar #23 - messerauditore (07/05/2014) [-]
Explain?
User avatar #123 - latadam (07/05/2014) [-]
Just so everyone knows, that face wasn't drawn by any patient. It was made using the tool given by this website: flashface.ctapt.de/
Also, i remember reading it was some form of viral marketing or social experiment or something.

User avatar #33 - harrywarden (07/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - ecomp (07/05/2014) [-]
Where do you live? I think I that guy is my butcher.
#5 - zshadowz (07/04/2014) [-]
Our parents
#6 - beezox (07/04/2014) [-]
and they made a poor desicion
#3 - >new 07/04/2014 on I will if it's on the... +1
#6 - i thought your text was a link 07/04/2014 on Is it me or does he... 0
#2 - 1 billboard spot, the first one was an angry customer, they we… 07/03/2014 on I Can Go With The Flow +13
#18 - to be honset, when you go back and watch it again most of the … 07/03/2014 on Things Tim Howard could... +2
#125 - see ya there -Norway 07/02/2014 on Tim Howard 0
#120 - i was really surprised about America, i have a feeling that if… 07/02/2014 on FREEDOM +3
#131 - now breathe 07/02/2014 on Now that he's thi 0
#135 - if everyone is special... then no one is 07/02/2014 on Fuck jennifer 0
#79 - you just went full retard....never go full retard 07/01/2014 on Scandinavians +2
#77 - so THAT'S where the orange comes from  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Scandinavians +1
User avatar #228 - toensix (07/02/2014) [-]
No it's the other way around. That's where the red comes from. It used to be orange. The orange comes from our royal family's name being 'of orange' in dutch. And that name comes from them having land near Orange France in the past.
#76 - Comment deleted 07/01/2014 on Scandinavians 0
#9 - there should be a frame where a girl comes in EVERY week and s…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Girls +236
User avatar #119 - chrisel (07/01/2014) [-]
Or where a couple just talk in a group while the rest of the team plays a sport.
#42 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
last year, there was a girl in my PE class who would literally sit against the wall and text every class
User avatar #61 - cubanwhiteman (07/01/2014) [-]
Same thing happened with me in highschool except it was all the girls. My coach was probably a pedophile so he let it slide. I mean if you saw the girls in my class you wouldn't exactly blame him.
#97 - meitemark (07/01/2014) [-]
>highschool
>pedophile
User avatar #114 - cubanwhiteman (07/01/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I was totally okay with it, cause y'know, jailbait. But he's still considered a pedophile.
User avatar #121 - hanabro (07/01/2014) [-]
Ephebophile. He'd be an ephebophile.
User avatar #202 - cubanwhiteman (07/01/2014) [-]
Never heard of the term, sorry. Is that just a term for liking girls barely under the age limit
User avatar #203 - hanabro (07/01/2014) [-]
More or less, it's girls who, biologically, can have children, and are physically and mentally prepared to have sex, but the law says you can't because "m-muh morality!"
User avatar #17 - RealRune (06/30/2014) [-]
*Reminds
Looks like it's time to sleep.
User avatar #16 - RealRune (06/30/2014) [-]
Remind me of one of our P.E teachers who would actually note that shit down so they couldn't do that.
User avatar #18 - shemaledong (06/30/2014) [-]
Movement helps with PMS related pain. That`s the irony.
#34 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
Intensive movement makes the pain worse. Only light exercise actually alleviates the pain.
User avatar #19 - RealRune (06/30/2014) [-]
To be fair, this was for swimming...
#16 - what did he say i didnt see it 06/30/2014 on Mexico vs Holanda... -4
#1 - i dont know who that is 06/28/2014 on don't you just want to... 0
#472 - no BINGO for me 06/28/2014 on Loser Bingo 0
#16 - wow im already 80% done 06/28/2014 on unlocked 0
#17 - swedes can go **** them selves, from norway 06/28/2014 on lel sweden bork borkistan 0
#6 - where is the brunette chick?!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Autistic Zombies 0
User avatar #10 - gitanisme (06/27/2014) [-]
m8 u serious
User avatar #13 - uwbymannen (06/28/2014) [-]
He do got a point on this one. There is only two women in this comic. One is blond and the other one seems to be either black haired or dark blue.
#18 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
Give you a hint. It isn't the blond.
User avatar #26 - twiztidxson (06/28/2014) [-]
Well it isn't the fucking black haired chick either.
#7 - its good to be fit, it prob wont do anything about the coachin… 06/27/2014 on Spot the difference 0
#2 - i am pretty sure gynecologist dont find vaginas sexy anymore, …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Genius Lesbians Without the... +2
User avatar #4 - iamsammich (06/27/2014) [-]
gotta go to the gynecologist at least once a year after turning 18 or after having sex for the first time, whichever comes first. the once a year thing is just for checkups
#12 - opaayumu (06/27/2014) [-]
Teenage girls go to a gynecologist once a year right after they get the menarche, that is, at about 11-13 years onwards.
#6 - for he who never becomes sober shall never get a hangover  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on For Breakfast +10
User avatar #22 - Toximan (06/27/2014) [-]
inb4 I see you in my dreams.
#15 - sausydangles (06/27/2014) [-]
mfw
#7 - you are not the first  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Cell division +1
User avatar #8 - themabymaby (06/25/2014) [-]
dude stop youre creepy

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User avatar #2 - iamaniceperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Who the hell is that in your profile pic? I swear I've seen him somewhere
User avatar #3 to #2 - beezox (05/23/2014) [-]
i get that a lot
User avatar #1 - fornowjr (01/09/2014) [-]
And I too enjoy your profile pic. Typhlosion for life.
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