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Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:9/16/2014
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#5 - the perfume one is actually true 06/21/2014 on amazing facts comp +8
#58 - this mod looks like a softcore porn 06/21/2014 on Skyrim Mods Comp Pt 2 0
#45 - ha cannot grab his penis 06/19/2014 on That's too much man for me... 0
#9 - ''someones'' nice dodge there 06/19/2014 on Will Do +21
#28 - mine is stuck on ''Ænema'' 06/19/2014 on Skinflute +1
#43 - he is diet coke 06/19/2014 on Fuck yeah 0
#93 - elementary my dear, watson! 06/18/2014 on who is the best Emma ? +1
#95 - you live up to your name sir 06/18/2014 on Google Translate 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on USA hat trick confirmed 0
#8 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, this is getting weird. *Abandon thread*
#9 - capaldi (06/17/2014) [-]
**capaldi rolled image**
#4 - im totally a dude, but thanks  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2014 on USA hat trick confirmed 0
#6 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Calm your tits, Mrs. Hitler
#7 - beezox (06/17/2014) [-]
#8 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, this is getting weird. *Abandon thread*
#9 - capaldi (06/17/2014) [-]
**capaldi rolled image**
#2 - youtube will probably just shut it down without looking at it,…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on YOLO ! +108
User avatar #112 - sciencexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
"Damn, this guy's good. His music is great."
"Yeah, you're right! It sounds godly!"
(pause) ... "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yep."

And that is how YouTube claim copyright on songs they don't own.
#26 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
because it's mostly automated. programs give no shit about anything.
User avatar #34 - threeeighteen (06/18/2014) [-]
And that's the start of humanity's downfall.
#2 - who is this guy, i see him with a lot of pop ups things …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2014 on USA hat trick confirmed 0
#3 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
I bring source, m'lady

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB6h7oHdoPs
#4 - beezox (06/17/2014) [-]
im totally a dude, but thanks
#6 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Calm your tits, Mrs. Hitler
#7 - beezox (06/17/2014) [-]
#8 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, this is getting weird. *Abandon thread*
#9 - capaldi (06/17/2014) [-]
**capaldi rolled image**
#97 - the ball was more on US side and in Ghana's control, i would s… 06/17/2014 on World Cup recently 0
#30 - nice username btw hes on LSD 06/17/2014 on how we all feel as the... 0
#29 - he is a troll  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on how we all feel as the... 0
#46 - doktorwhat (06/17/2014) [-]
I am a person. Please treat me as such.

I really think it is unhealthy to be so obsessed with a TV show that you freak out about it when the season ends. You should be excited that you can now use what you've learned in the series and apply its philosophical lessons to your life.
#57 - curveball (06/18/2014) [-]
>Complaining on FJ that people don't pay enough attention to reality
#56 - they struggled through most of the match against Ghana e…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on World Cup recently +4
#96 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
actually, they started strong and was able to prevent Ghana from scoring for what, 90 minutes? Then Ghana finally did score, and what, 3 minutes later the U.S. scores again?
Sure, they played pretty poorly, but hell no, they did not struggle.
User avatar #97 - beezox (06/17/2014) [-]
the ball was more on US side and in Ghana's control, i would say they struggled US has a great keeper, there were a couple of really hard fast balls that i was sure was going to end up in the net
#4 - >not a hipster >I'm a free-thinking individual who d…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Spoiler warning 0
#5 - doktorwhat (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm a fucking LSD free-loving pseudo-spiritual solipsistic guru hippie-fag!

and until you realise that it is JUST FUCKING TELEVISION and has no bearing on the wonderment of the universe, then you are a sheeperson. This discussion has the ability to bring enlightenment to us both. Following a book or TV series and applying the lessons seen there to your life and discussing the philosophical ramifications with your friends is all well and good, but 10,000 posts per day to the tune of :

HUR DUR HODOR GEORGE RR TOLKIEN MARTIN
WHO WILL HE KILL NOW?
NO SPOILERS
HUR DUR HODOR

it is just fanatacism, über-belongingness and generally dumbs down the population and keeps them with their heads in the grass and blind to the wonderful reality happening around them. Drop some acid or just get drunk, lay out in a field and watch the clouds go by. Leave your mobile at home. Free yourself from the fictive worlds presented in TV and your friends and internet discussions and just exist. It hurts at first, but after a while you start to build up your psychological muscle and begin to see yourself for who you truly are and can work toward making yourself what you truly want to be. It's a hard step, and I'm sorry if I come across like a hippie douche, but please give it a try. Call it meditation, call it sabatical, but try to take some time off from TV, mobile, internet, and the worries of how many hashtag followers you have or trying to share all your moments with your peers. Try to be a person.

You can write back if you want, but try not writing back. Try just reading what I wrote, internalise it, think about what you might say back to me, but don't say it. Don't let it out on your peers - just hold onto this moment and look out at the sky and let the cares of this world permeate through you and eventually leave your body as you finally realise: "huh. This is reality. This is real. This is me. I am me. I am real. I am reality."

peace and love
< pic is me
#2 - **** munich **** germany …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Spoiler warning 0
#3 - doktorwhat (06/16/2014) [-]
I do indeed live in Munich
I do indeed live in Germany
I'm not a hipster and I don't think I'm above everyone else
I'm a free-thinking individual who doesn't follow the herd and spend all my time watching game of thrones just because everyone else does. You must admit that it gets quite annoying when I'm trying to have some good laughs and all I see is people flipping the fuck out about some lame TV show based on books.

We all know nobody wants to hear spoilers. We all know there is incest. We all know that one kid was annoying and finally got his eyes gauged out. We all know George JJ Rowling Tolkien Martin is a fat fuck who kills off all his characters. We all know all that without ever picking up a book or turning on the TV because all you sheeple flood the fuck out of this website with these lame jokes. Once or twice would be OK, but every goddamn day since the first day the show came out. You did the same with Breaking Fag and Dr. Who. I'm sure another show will come out soon that all you fuckers can get addicted to and discuss to death on here. But I would encourage you to try learning a new skill, language, hobby or make a new friend instead of wasting time making memes and lame jokes about a TV show.

peace and love
User avatar #4 - beezox (06/16/2014) [-]
>not a hipster
>I'm a free-thinking individual who doesn't follow the herd
>addresses people who watch a popular television show as ''sheeple''
dens'O meter is going of the charts
#5 - doktorwhat (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm a fucking LSD free-loving pseudo-spiritual solipsistic guru hippie-fag!

and until you realise that it is JUST FUCKING TELEVISION and has no bearing on the wonderment of the universe, then you are a sheeperson. This discussion has the ability to bring enlightenment to us both. Following a book or TV series and applying the lessons seen there to your life and discussing the philosophical ramifications with your friends is all well and good, but 10,000 posts per day to the tune of :

HUR DUR HODOR GEORGE RR TOLKIEN MARTIN
WHO WILL HE KILL NOW?
NO SPOILERS
HUR DUR HODOR

it is just fanatacism, über-belongingness and generally dumbs down the population and keeps them with their heads in the grass and blind to the wonderful reality happening around them. Drop some acid or just get drunk, lay out in a field and watch the clouds go by. Leave your mobile at home. Free yourself from the fictive worlds presented in TV and your friends and internet discussions and just exist. It hurts at first, but after a while you start to build up your psychological muscle and begin to see yourself for who you truly are and can work toward making yourself what you truly want to be. It's a hard step, and I'm sorry if I come across like a hippie douche, but please give it a try. Call it meditation, call it sabatical, but try to take some time off from TV, mobile, internet, and the worries of how many hashtag followers you have or trying to share all your moments with your peers. Try to be a person.

You can write back if you want, but try not writing back. Try just reading what I wrote, internalise it, think about what you might say back to me, but don't say it. Don't let it out on your peers - just hold onto this moment and look out at the sky and let the cares of this world permeate through you and eventually leave your body as you finally realise: "huh. This is reality. This is real. This is me. I am me. I am real. I am reality."

peace and love
< pic is me
#1 - i was actually friendly bullied by my friends because…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Lets be honest. +2
User avatar #2 - SpankYouVeryMuch (06/16/2014) [-]
i always liked him more, i was always 2nd player (older brother always has to be 1st) so luigi grew on me, now it feels like everyones picking him over mario.
User avatar #4 - goodshinyhunter (06/16/2014) [-]
Same here. 2nd player master race.
#13 - evolution did not make the foreskin to make your dick dirty, i…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on (untitled) +32
#21 - chords (06/16/2014) [-]
it is for me.....phismosis bitch
#23 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
partial circumcision did it for me, they just cut off the tip and add it to the rest of your foreskin to widen it
#25 - chords (06/16/2014) [-]
they told me about this but they said i had some weird form if that was pretty weird
#14 - **** , i wasnt kidding? i just saw a timberlake po…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Mr.Anderson +123
User avatar #87 - temporalguardian (06/15/2014) [-]
r u a wizard
User avatar #59 - exotic (06/15/2014) [-]
Twilight zone yo
User avatar #46 - maxismahname (06/15/2014) [-]
Wtf for real?? God damn
#1 - that looks like gus from rooster theeth 06/14/2014 on I just I don't even 0
#4 - justin timberlake  [+] (16 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Mr.Anderson +431
User avatar #13 - thinkwithportals (06/14/2014) [-]
Justin Timberlake begins to doubt if the website he bought lives up to the sellers expectations.
User avatar #11 - divinecreator (06/14/2014) [-]
justin timberlake debates weather or not he should leave that quarter on the ground
User avatar #7 - mysticana (06/14/2014) [-]
HelloThereEmily I summon you

Did you know this? I thought you might be interested.
User avatar #53 - HelloThereEmily (06/15/2014) [-]
Wait what's going on? I'm lost.
User avatar #103 - mysticana (06/15/2014) [-]
Justin did a thing and he purchased myspace.

I thought you might like to know
User avatar #24 - joemoearigato (06/14/2014) [-]
HelloThereEmily

Did you not here this man's plea?
User avatar #6 - bjornkrage (06/14/2014) [-]
>_ In June 2011, Specific Media Group and Justin Timberlake jointly purchased the company for approximately $35 million._


holy shit, you weren't actually kidding.
User avatar #14 - beezox (06/14/2014) [-]
shit, i wasnt kidding? i just saw a timberlake post before this so i just posted this to be funny holy shit
User avatar #87 - temporalguardian (06/15/2014) [-]
r u a wizard
User avatar #59 - exotic (06/15/2014) [-]
Twilight zone yo
User avatar #46 - maxismahname (06/15/2014) [-]
Wtf for real?? God damn
User avatar #12 - zwaxor (06/14/2014) [-]
Still, that's a whole lot less than $580 million
User avatar #16 - feferest (06/14/2014) [-]
On 20 July 2005, News Corporation bought Intermix Media Inc., which held Myspace, Imagine Games Network and other social networking-themed websites, for $580 million USD
User avatar #31 - zwaxor (06/15/2014) [-]
I aws talking about the sale in the comment which I was replying to.

Do you even read?
User avatar #50 - mhden (06/15/2014) [-]
It means that Anderson SOLD it in 2005 to someone , then it was RESOLD for way less in 2011.
User avatar #95 - zwaxor (06/15/2014) [-]
Was it ever implied that I wasn't aware of that?

I wasn't expressing distrust in OP, but rather relief on behalf of Mr. Timberlake.
#6 - but..its only a photo of the real gaben 06/14/2014 on It's a Conspiracy +1
#256 - transformers 06/14/2014 on penis 0
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User avatar #2 - iamaniceperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Who the hell is that in your profile pic? I swear I've seen him somewhere
User avatar #3 to #2 - beezox (05/23/2014) [-]
i get that a lot
User avatar #1 - fornowjr (01/09/2014) [-]
And I too enjoy your profile pic. Typhlosion for life.
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