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beezox

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Gender: male
Interests: winning imaginary arguments
Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:6/02/2015
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#14 - wait?! so dick is the equivalent of my ''johnson'' never thoug… 07/31/2014 on Rober Downey Jr. Is life +1
#12 - i would much rather be called rick than dick, who came up with…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Rober Downey Jr. Is life +1
#13 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
People who lived in a time when dick didn't mean penis.
#14 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
wait?! so dick is the equivalent of my ''johnson'' never thought about it that way
#10 - isnt will short for william  [+] (10 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Rober Downey Jr. Is life 0
#11 - arthurfj (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah but people change that to Bill.

William -> Will -> Bill
Richard -> Rick -> Dick
User avatar #38 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/31/2014) [-]
Makes sense, I mean, americans are retards, so pretty much, they come up with these retarded short names that doesn't make any sense.
User avatar #48 - collateraldamageco (07/31/2014) [-]
those shortened names originated in England
#15 - ianus (07/31/2014) [-]
they guy who invented dick for richard had some serious problems i think
User avatar #52 - shadowmaul (07/31/2014) [-]
that orgasm face XD
User avatar #72 - hopporto (07/31/2014) [-]
XDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDD
#53 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
eX Deeeeeeeee
User avatar #12 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
i would much rather be called rick than dick, who came up with this this shit?
#13 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
People who lived in a time when dick didn't mean penis.
#14 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
wait?! so dick is the equivalent of my ''johnson'' never thought about it that way
#7 - i dont think bill is short for anything  [+] (12 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Rober Downey Jr. Is life 0
#8 - arthurfj (07/31/2014) [-]
It's short for William
User avatar #10 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
isnt will short for william
#11 - arthurfj (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah but people change that to Bill.

William -> Will -> Bill
Richard -> Rick -> Dick
User avatar #38 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/31/2014) [-]
Makes sense, I mean, americans are retards, so pretty much, they come up with these retarded short names that doesn't make any sense.
User avatar #48 - collateraldamageco (07/31/2014) [-]
those shortened names originated in England
#15 - ianus (07/31/2014) [-]
they guy who invented dick for richard had some serious problems i think
User avatar #52 - shadowmaul (07/31/2014) [-]
that orgasm face XD
User avatar #72 - hopporto (07/31/2014) [-]
XDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDD
#53 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
eX Deeeeeeeee
User avatar #12 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
i would much rather be called rick than dick, who came up with this this shit?
#13 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
People who lived in a time when dick didn't mean penis.
#14 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
wait?! so dick is the equivalent of my ''johnson'' never thought about it that way
#27 - it probably just an ip adresse that didnt load or something an… 07/30/2014 on Got all kinds of followers -1
#8 - when she tells you ''deeper'' but you are all outta dick  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Oh Billy Mays, +78
#24 - penishland (07/20/2014) [-]
The sad feel
#19 - slapchoppin (07/20/2014) [-]
#18 - sackit (07/20/2014) [-]
Whore, when she is a whore is the word you are looking for.
#17 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
certain positions can get your p deeper in her v
#11 - you're **** OP 07/15/2014 on White Privilege +1
#20 - you're right 07/12/2014 on Universal Symbol for wtf 0
#22 - this is the wrong place for you if you are against the herd, y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on Arya's got the moves -2
#30 - doktorwhat (07/12/2014) [-]
fite me irl, faget!

oh, that's right. Fighting isn't "in" these days.
#8 - from hear? 07/11/2014 on oh ellen. +7
#11 - vincent: ''hey, i should make people think im a dumbass'', lUl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on damn animal murderers -1
User avatar #15 - MrMustacho (07/11/2014) [-]
vincent: hey, that's funny, i should play along with the joke
User avatar #16 - thesticklebricks (07/11/2014) [-]
vincent: yo homie! that my briefcase? Collateral (4/9) Movie CLIP - That My Briefcase? (2004) HD
#27 - it looks like it just the way the room is lit up 07/11/2014 on that i do. 0
#13 - i think it is because it couldnt get its location and just wen… 07/11/2014 on New follower +1
#119 - now that she has big breast she is going to dump you for another man 07/11/2014 on Oh, shooting star 0
#57 - if she stole it then i dont think she has any money  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Oh Shit +7
User avatar #79 - yuukoku (07/11/2014) [-]
Just look at her. She has a car, lives in a house, and is wearing trendy clothes. She has enough to get her nails and hair all done up like that. There's got to be something you can get out of her if you really need something.
User avatar #59 - fjaggot (07/11/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojqCFt5uwrc
Nah most people just take shit if they find it without a second thought
#25 - you forgot to install mcafee antivirus, after that you should …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on IE 0
User avatar #26 - trollzoll (07/10/2014) [-]
Will I get triple security if I install one more?
#31 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
Only if your anus is ready.
User avatar #32 - trollzoll (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh it's ready.
#11 - google ultron master race  [+] (10 new replies) 07/10/2014 on IE +82
User avatar #43 - deadmessenger (07/11/2014) [-]
HAVE YOU DREAMT OF THIS MAN?
User avatar #15 - trollzoll (07/10/2014) [-]
I tried downloading it, but it didn't work. People told me to delete system32. Trying that now.
User avatar #25 - beezox (07/10/2014) [-]
you forgot to install mcafee antivirus, after that you should get norton as a ''double security'' and you are set to go
User avatar #26 - trollzoll (07/10/2014) [-]
Will I get triple security if I install one more?
#31 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
Only if your anus is ready.
User avatar #32 - trollzoll (07/10/2014) [-]
Oh it's ready.
User avatar #22 - samxdaxman (07/10/2014) [-]
You have to update Adobe reader first.
User avatar #23 - trollzoll (07/10/2014) [-]
Wow thanks. Now it's working perfectly.
User avatar #24 - samxdaxman (07/10/2014) [-]
No problem.
*returns to playing pokemon in server room*
User avatar #34 - mrbuu (07/10/2014) [-]
have you purchased winrar yet?
#46 - you are too cool man, can i be like you 07/08/2014 on Vegetarian Water +1
#48 - its almost as if there is nothing special to these saves, ever… 07/06/2014 on All 16 saves by Tim Howard -1
#5 - no big booty brasillians? 07/05/2014 on World Cup Anime Waifus Part 2 +2
#4 - almost all of them were directly on him  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2014 on All 16 saves by Tim Howard -31
#11 - abcdxyz (07/05/2014) [-]
It's almost like a professional goalie learns how to predict where the ball is going to be
User avatar #48 - beezox (07/06/2014) [-]
its almost as if there is nothing special to these saves, every goalie should have manage to save these. tim howard is just a bandwagon
User avatar #10 - thebballin (07/05/2014) [-]
And thats a bad thing? He's a good enough goalie that he knows where the ball is going to be. Sorry he doesn't have to dive for ever single one.
#21 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah he's so good he let 2 goals in from a second rate attacking team.
#20 - how is he gonna reach his gun 07/05/2014 on Gabe Newell becomes a cop +4
#5 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on Got my outfit 4th tomorrow 0
#6 - you can go through pregnancy without showing any signs of bein… 07/04/2014 on Korean girl threw newborn... 0
#6 - 10 DOLLARS!!! 07/04/2014 on Caption and/or Edit This 0

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User avatar #2 - iamaniceperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Who the hell is that in your profile pic? I swear I've seen him somewhere
User avatar #3 to #2 - beezox (05/23/2014) [-]
i get that a lot
User avatar #1 - fornowjr ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
And I too enjoy your profile pic. Typhlosion for life.
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