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Gender: male
Interests: winning imaginary arguments
Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:location location
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5648
Comment Ranking:#14115
Highest Content Rank:#2402
Highest Comment Rank:#281
Content Thumbs: 1386 total,  1647 ,  261
Comment Thumbs: 10106 total,  10960 ,  854
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 97 Content: Srs Business → Level 98 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:104974
Times Content Favorited:104 times
Total Comments Made:1481
FJ Points:9477
Favorite Tags: crashes (2)
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latest user's comments

#15 - elle alexandra was hotter without makeup 08/23/2014 on Pornstars without makeup 0
#9 - if i am going to die anyway that would be an awesome way to die 08/15/2014 on Insert title here +1
#30 - Norwegians talk exactly like Danes... after our 14th beer 08/15/2014 on Danish Language 0
#66 - until you're hammerd 08/15/2014 on The Real Thor 0
#50 - no THIS is the real thor  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on The Real Thor +1
#65 - ronjeremysweiner (08/14/2014) [-]
how many barrels of mead does it take for a frost giant to realize it's Thor in disguise?
User avatar #66 - beezox (08/15/2014) [-]
until you're hammerd
#20 - apparently not a casul 07/31/2014 on Two kinds of people 0
#18 - what are u? casul?!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Two kinds of people 0
#19 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
Bitch, you'd ejaculate rainbows if you as much as smelled my cooking. Few mortals earn the privilege of ever tasting my pizza and those that do keep bugging me to make more instead of just ordering some, which is kind of a pain in the ass, since it takes 2 hours to make.
#20 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
apparently not a casul
#15 - >implying i make my own pizza >implying any pizza is…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Two kinds of people +1
User avatar #16 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm saying that in general, not about you.
#18 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
what are u? casul?!
#19 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
Bitch, you'd ejaculate rainbows if you as much as smelled my cooking. Few mortals earn the privilege of ever tasting my pizza and those that do keep bugging me to make more instead of just ordering some, which is kind of a pain in the ass, since it takes 2 hours to make.
#20 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
apparently not a casul
#17 - that movie was the **** , i really wanna watch it … 07/31/2014 on Who else would like to live... 0
#11 - Bonus fact!!! =D=D=D=D did you know, that norwegians are bette…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Norway fact Compilation +13
#43 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
did your childhood mate got shot in the head by a swede? no? then why do you hate your big brother you tremendous norweigan faggot?
User avatar #38 - drastronomy (08/01/2014) [-]
no fuck danes

they speak potato and stroke language

swedes are actually understandable

bet you are from the southwest you fucking loyalist
User avatar #40 - anatidaephilia (08/01/2014) [-]
I bet you're a fucking swede.

Fuck you.

Why wont you love us?
User avatar #59 - drastronomy (08/01/2014) [-]
I live in tønsberg din hestekuk
User avatar #67 - anatidaephilia (08/01/2014) [-]
Damn. Well then I must say I am truly sorry. Din satans aberøv.
User avatar #23 - shumdek (08/01/2014) [-]
Fuck off m8000 give us back our oil
#7 - >not eating the best part of the pizza, the crust fukke…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Two kinds of people +2
User avatar #14 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
If people don't like the crust, it means your pizza was shit.
User avatar #15 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
>implying i make my own pizza
>implying any pizza isn't delicious as fuck
>imp laying
User avatar #16 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm saying that in general, not about you.
#18 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
what are u? casul?!
#19 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
Bitch, you'd ejaculate rainbows if you as much as smelled my cooking. Few mortals earn the privilege of ever tasting my pizza and those that do keep bugging me to make more instead of just ordering some, which is kind of a pain in the ass, since it takes 2 hours to make.
#20 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
apparently not a casul
#10 - ThekidsTEN (07/31/2014) [-]
gotta get the garlic dip for the crust, that shit is next level
#14 - wait?! so dick is the equivalent of my ''johnson'' never thoug… 07/31/2014 on Rober Downey Jr. Is life +1
#12 - i would much rather be called rick than dick, who came up with…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Rober Downey Jr. Is life +1
#13 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
People who lived in a time when dick didn't mean penis.
#14 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
wait?! so dick is the equivalent of my ''johnson'' never thought about it that way
#10 - isnt will short for william  [+] (10 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Rober Downey Jr. Is life 0
#11 - arthurfj (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah but people change that to Bill.

William -> Will -> Bill
Richard -> Rick -> Dick
User avatar #38 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/31/2014) [-]
Makes sense, I mean, americans are retards, so pretty much, they come up with these retarded short names that doesn't make any sense.
User avatar #48 - collateraldamageco (07/31/2014) [-]
those shortened names originated in England
#15 - ianus (07/31/2014) [-]
they guy who invented dick for richard had some serious problems i think
User avatar #52 - shadowmaul (07/31/2014) [-]
that orgasm face XD
User avatar #72 - hopporto (07/31/2014) [-]
XDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDD
#53 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
eX Deeeeeeeee
User avatar #12 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
i would much rather be called rick than dick, who came up with this this shit?
#13 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
People who lived in a time when dick didn't mean penis.
#14 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
wait?! so dick is the equivalent of my ''johnson'' never thought about it that way
#7 - i dont think bill is short for anything  [+] (12 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Rober Downey Jr. Is life 0
#8 - arthurfj (07/31/2014) [-]
It's short for William
User avatar #10 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
isnt will short for william
#11 - arthurfj (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah but people change that to Bill.

William -> Will -> Bill
Richard -> Rick -> Dick
User avatar #38 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/31/2014) [-]
Makes sense, I mean, americans are retards, so pretty much, they come up with these retarded short names that doesn't make any sense.
User avatar #48 - collateraldamageco (07/31/2014) [-]
those shortened names originated in England
#15 - ianus (07/31/2014) [-]
they guy who invented dick for richard had some serious problems i think
User avatar #52 - shadowmaul (07/31/2014) [-]
that orgasm face XD
User avatar #72 - hopporto (07/31/2014) [-]
XDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

XDDDDDDDDD
#53 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
eX Deeeeeeeee
User avatar #12 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
i would much rather be called rick than dick, who came up with this this shit?
#13 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
People who lived in a time when dick didn't mean penis.
#14 - beezox (07/31/2014) [-]
wait?! so dick is the equivalent of my ''johnson'' never thought about it that way
#27 - it probably just an ip adresse that didnt load or something an… 07/30/2014 on Got all kinds of followers -1
#8 - when she tells you ''deeper'' but you are all outta dick  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Oh Billy Mays, +78
#24 - penishland (07/20/2014) [-]
The sad feel
#19 - slapchoppin (07/20/2014) [-]
#18 - sackit (07/20/2014) [-]
Whore, when she is a whore is the word you are looking for.
#17 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
certain positions can get your p deeper in her v
#11 - you're **** OP 07/15/2014 on White Privilege +1
#20 - you're right 07/12/2014 on Universal Symbol for wtf 0
#22 - this is the wrong place for you if you are against the herd, y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on Arya's got the moves -2
#30 - doktorwhat (07/12/2014) [-]
fite me irl, faget!

oh, that's right. Fighting isn't "in" these days.
#8 - from hear? 07/11/2014 on oh ellen. +7
#11 - vincent: ''hey, i should make people think im a dumbass'', lUl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on damn animal murderers -1
User avatar #15 - MrMustacho (07/11/2014) [-]
vincent: hey, that's funny, i should play along with the joke
User avatar #16 - thesticklebricks (07/11/2014) [-]
vincent: yo homie! that my briefcase? Collateral (4/9) Movie CLIP - That My Briefcase? (2004) HD
#27 - it looks like it just the way the room is lit up 07/11/2014 on that i do. 0
#13 - i think it is because it couldnt get its location and just wen… 07/11/2014 on New follower +1
#119 - now that she has big breast she is going to dump you for another man 07/11/2014 on Oh, shooting star 0
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User avatar #2 - iamaniceperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Who the hell is that in your profile pic? I swear I've seen him somewhere
User avatar #3 to #2 - beezox (05/23/2014) [-]
i get that a lot
User avatar #1 - fornowjr (01/09/2014) [-]
And I too enjoy your profile pic. Typhlosion for life.
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