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#13 - when did chester from linkin park get boobs 12/19/2014 on Beat them at their own game 0
#4 - vegetarian* 12/17/2014 on Vegetarians +1
#11 - they both have 8 thumbs! who do i pick?!?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on eyegasm 0
User avatar #12 - sladee (12/04/2014) [-]
both
#14 - from what I've seen they don't, im not from the US though 11/26/2014 on Joints 0
#12 - probably the european way of putting tobacco mixed with weed o…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Joints -1
User avatar #15 - chrispoot (11/26/2014) [-]
No, it's regular tobacco. The content isn't implying that weed is apparent, it's just a wordplay directed at the old man's actual joints in his body. In Europe many roll their own tobacco sigarettes, because prerolled are shitty
User avatar #13 - xxDanvelxx (11/26/2014) [-]
In the US you don't put a little tobacco in your joint?
User avatar #16 - yorker (11/26/2014) [-]
yea some people do

it's called a spliff
User avatar #14 - beezox (11/26/2014) [-]
from what I've seen they don't, im not from the US though
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#64 - Picture 11/10/2014 on The Robot Wars 0
#62 - great, now we are gonna have weabo robots. way to go science  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on The Robot Wars +2
#63 - isonig (11/10/2014) [-]
What if they're robots designed to take on weaboo's?
#64 - beezox (11/10/2014) [-]
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#112 - since you say he is stoned most of his time i would say hiding…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on just a fag -1
User avatar #146 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ive never used drugs in my life and see no point to, and the bad experiences ive had with weed have been asshole stoners thinking they can smoke it anywhere the same way assholes do with tobacco

either way smoking stuff is unnatural and alot of smokers think they have some kind of 'right' to smoke where and when they choose regardless of how much thy annoy the shit out of non-smokers
#109 - well you cant snap out of a buzz instantly but you are not blo…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on just a fag 0
User avatar #110 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
right
i knew a stoner who was working fulltime on $5 an hour and living in a truly shitty hostel.....and spent most of his time baked

enhancing a shitty life or hiding from it
User avatar #115 - Cartouk (10/24/2014) [-]
What if I just like being stoned? My life is good, good job, excellent salary(considering my age and current economic situation), and a nice house, I still like to get ripped as shit most nights, not to "escape" reality. I just like pondering things like religion,politics, and aliens stoned as fuck.
User avatar #112 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
since you say he is stoned most of his time i would say hiding from it but if you use it like a normal person like at evenings or weekends you're enhancing it, the problem here is that you keep looking at this from all the wrong sides. You must either have had some bad experience with weed before or someone close to you, just look at things from different angles, like me and my friends often go hiking in the mountains and when we reach our spot we usually get stoned, and just feeling the nature around you while high is just such good feeling an example of enhancing reality
<--- that purple bar is getting rather big now so i will leave with this
User avatar #146 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ive never used drugs in my life and see no point to, and the bad experiences ive had with weed have been asshole stoners thinking they can smoke it anywhere the same way assholes do with tobacco

either way smoking stuff is unnatural and alot of smokers think they have some kind of 'right' to smoke where and when they choose regardless of how much thy annoy the shit out of non-smokers
#107 - well if you're playing games or watching tv or even reading a …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2014 on just a fag 0
User avatar #108 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
pc games / tv are entertainment sources that are distractions but reality can still pop in...please tell me how many stoners can snap out of the buzz in a second when reality comes their way.....

drug use puts a chemical block between the user and the real world
User avatar #109 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well you cant snap out of a buzz instantly but you are not blocked out of the real world you simply enhanced it
User avatar #110 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
right
i knew a stoner who was working fulltime on $5 an hour and living in a truly shitty hostel.....and spent most of his time baked

enhancing a shitty life or hiding from it
User avatar #115 - Cartouk (10/24/2014) [-]
What if I just like being stoned? My life is good, good job, excellent salary(considering my age and current economic situation), and a nice house, I still like to get ripped as shit most nights, not to "escape" reality. I just like pondering things like religion,politics, and aliens stoned as fuck.
User avatar #112 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
since you say he is stoned most of his time i would say hiding from it but if you use it like a normal person like at evenings or weekends you're enhancing it, the problem here is that you keep looking at this from all the wrong sides. You must either have had some bad experience with weed before or someone close to you, just look at things from different angles, like me and my friends often go hiking in the mountains and when we reach our spot we usually get stoned, and just feeling the nature around you while high is just such good feeling an example of enhancing reality
<--- that purple bar is getting rather big now so i will leave with this
User avatar #146 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ive never used drugs in my life and see no point to, and the bad experiences ive had with weed have been asshole stoners thinking they can smoke it anywhere the same way assholes do with tobacco

either way smoking stuff is unnatural and alot of smokers think they have some kind of 'right' to smoke where and when they choose regardless of how much thy annoy the shit out of non-smokers
#102 - do you play vidoe games, drink, watch movies or tv shows? if n…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/24/2014 on just a fag -1
User avatar #103 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
how do video games or tv compare to drugs.....
last i checked they dont put external chemicals into your brain

and i only really drink when depressed so its more medication than pointless life enhancer
User avatar #107 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well if you're playing games or watching tv or even reading a book you ARE ''avoiding'' reality, it doesn't put external chemicals in your brain but you're still ''avoiding'' reality

why do you hate reality to avoid it for a time -konnradkurze^

disclaimer i dont hate tv or video games im just making a comparison
User avatar #108 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
pc games / tv are entertainment sources that are distractions but reality can still pop in...please tell me how many stoners can snap out of the buzz in a second when reality comes their way.....

drug use puts a chemical block between the user and the real world
User avatar #109 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well you cant snap out of a buzz instantly but you are not blocked out of the real world you simply enhanced it
User avatar #110 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
right
i knew a stoner who was working fulltime on $5 an hour and living in a truly shitty hostel.....and spent most of his time baked

enhancing a shitty life or hiding from it
User avatar #115 - Cartouk (10/24/2014) [-]
What if I just like being stoned? My life is good, good job, excellent salary(considering my age and current economic situation), and a nice house, I still like to get ripped as shit most nights, not to "escape" reality. I just like pondering things like religion,politics, and aliens stoned as fuck.
User avatar #112 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
since you say he is stoned most of his time i would say hiding from it but if you use it like a normal person like at evenings or weekends you're enhancing it, the problem here is that you keep looking at this from all the wrong sides. You must either have had some bad experience with weed before or someone close to you, just look at things from different angles, like me and my friends often go hiking in the mountains and when we reach our spot we usually get stoned, and just feeling the nature around you while high is just such good feeling an example of enhancing reality
<--- that purple bar is getting rather big now so i will leave with this
User avatar #146 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ive never used drugs in my life and see no point to, and the bad experiences ive had with weed have been asshole stoners thinking they can smoke it anywhere the same way assholes do with tobacco

either way smoking stuff is unnatural and alot of smokers think they have some kind of 'right' to smoke where and when they choose regardless of how much thy annoy the shit out of non-smokers
#96 - I didn't say that, I was implying that not everyone can have s…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/24/2014 on just a fag -1
User avatar #97 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
so you like destroying reality for a time

again why do you hate reality to avoid it for a time
User avatar #102 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
do you play vidoe games, drink, watch movies or tv shows? if not your life must be really amazing
User avatar #103 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
how do video games or tv compare to drugs.....
last i checked they dont put external chemicals into your brain

and i only really drink when depressed so its more medication than pointless life enhancer
User avatar #107 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well if you're playing games or watching tv or even reading a book you ARE ''avoiding'' reality, it doesn't put external chemicals in your brain but you're still ''avoiding'' reality

why do you hate reality to avoid it for a time -konnradkurze^

disclaimer i dont hate tv or video games im just making a comparison
User avatar #108 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
pc games / tv are entertainment sources that are distractions but reality can still pop in...please tell me how many stoners can snap out of the buzz in a second when reality comes their way.....

drug use puts a chemical block between the user and the real world
User avatar #109 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well you cant snap out of a buzz instantly but you are not blocked out of the real world you simply enhanced it
User avatar #110 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
right
i knew a stoner who was working fulltime on $5 an hour and living in a truly shitty hostel.....and spent most of his time baked

enhancing a shitty life or hiding from it
User avatar #115 - Cartouk (10/24/2014) [-]
What if I just like being stoned? My life is good, good job, excellent salary(considering my age and current economic situation), and a nice house, I still like to get ripped as shit most nights, not to "escape" reality. I just like pondering things like religion,politics, and aliens stoned as fuck.
User avatar #112 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
since you say he is stoned most of his time i would say hiding from it but if you use it like a normal person like at evenings or weekends you're enhancing it, the problem here is that you keep looking at this from all the wrong sides. You must either have had some bad experience with weed before or someone close to you, just look at things from different angles, like me and my friends often go hiking in the mountains and when we reach our spot we usually get stoned, and just feeling the nature around you while high is just such good feeling an example of enhancing reality
<--- that purple bar is getting rather big now so i will leave with this
User avatar #146 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ive never used drugs in my life and see no point to, and the bad experiences ive had with weed have been asshole stoners thinking they can smoke it anywhere the same way assholes do with tobacco

either way smoking stuff is unnatural and alot of smokers think they have some kind of 'right' to smoke where and when they choose regardless of how much thy annoy the shit out of non-smokers
#94 - then you must have done some bad acid  [+] (12 new replies) 10/24/2014 on just a fag 0
User avatar #95 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
well must be some real fucking potent weed to make a stoner hallucinate scarlett
User avatar #96 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
I didn't say that, I was implying that not everyone can have so interesting lives, my life doesn't suck because i like weed i have just found something i like doing
User avatar #97 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
so you like destroying reality for a time

again why do you hate reality to avoid it for a time
User avatar #102 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
do you play vidoe games, drink, watch movies or tv shows? if not your life must be really amazing
User avatar #103 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
how do video games or tv compare to drugs.....
last i checked they dont put external chemicals into your brain

and i only really drink when depressed so its more medication than pointless life enhancer
User avatar #107 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well if you're playing games or watching tv or even reading a book you ARE ''avoiding'' reality, it doesn't put external chemicals in your brain but you're still ''avoiding'' reality

why do you hate reality to avoid it for a time -konnradkurze^

disclaimer i dont hate tv or video games im just making a comparison
User avatar #108 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
pc games / tv are entertainment sources that are distractions but reality can still pop in...please tell me how many stoners can snap out of the buzz in a second when reality comes their way.....

drug use puts a chemical block between the user and the real world
User avatar #109 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well you cant snap out of a buzz instantly but you are not blocked out of the real world you simply enhanced it
User avatar #110 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
right
i knew a stoner who was working fulltime on $5 an hour and living in a truly shitty hostel.....and spent most of his time baked

enhancing a shitty life or hiding from it
User avatar #115 - Cartouk (10/24/2014) [-]
What if I just like being stoned? My life is good, good job, excellent salary(considering my age and current economic situation), and a nice house, I still like to get ripped as shit most nights, not to "escape" reality. I just like pondering things like religion,politics, and aliens stoned as fuck.
User avatar #112 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
since you say he is stoned most of his time i would say hiding from it but if you use it like a normal person like at evenings or weekends you're enhancing it, the problem here is that you keep looking at this from all the wrong sides. You must either have had some bad experience with weed before or someone close to you, just look at things from different angles, like me and my friends often go hiking in the mountains and when we reach our spot we usually get stoned, and just feeling the nature around you while high is just such good feeling an example of enhancing reality
<--- that purple bar is getting rather big now so i will leave with this
User avatar #146 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ive never used drugs in my life and see no point to, and the bad experiences ive had with weed have been asshole stoners thinking they can smoke it anywhere the same way assholes do with tobacco

either way smoking stuff is unnatural and alot of smokers think they have some kind of 'right' to smoke where and when they choose regardless of how much thy annoy the shit out of non-smokers
#90 - well it does enhance your night it gives you a relaxed warm fe…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/24/2014 on just a fag 0
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
that sounds more like acid trip dude
User avatar #94 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
then you must have done some bad acid
User avatar #95 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
well must be some real fucking potent weed to make a stoner hallucinate scarlett
User avatar #96 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
I didn't say that, I was implying that not everyone can have so interesting lives, my life doesn't suck because i like weed i have just found something i like doing
User avatar #97 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
so you like destroying reality for a time

again why do you hate reality to avoid it for a time
User avatar #102 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
do you play vidoe games, drink, watch movies or tv shows? if not your life must be really amazing
User avatar #103 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
how do video games or tv compare to drugs.....
last i checked they dont put external chemicals into your brain

and i only really drink when depressed so its more medication than pointless life enhancer
User avatar #107 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well if you're playing games or watching tv or even reading a book you ARE ''avoiding'' reality, it doesn't put external chemicals in your brain but you're still ''avoiding'' reality

why do you hate reality to avoid it for a time -konnradkurze^

disclaimer i dont hate tv or video games im just making a comparison
User avatar #108 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
pc games / tv are entertainment sources that are distractions but reality can still pop in...please tell me how many stoners can snap out of the buzz in a second when reality comes their way.....

drug use puts a chemical block between the user and the real world
User avatar #109 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well you cant snap out of a buzz instantly but you are not blocked out of the real world you simply enhanced it
User avatar #110 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
right
i knew a stoner who was working fulltime on $5 an hour and living in a truly shitty hostel.....and spent most of his time baked

enhancing a shitty life or hiding from it
User avatar #115 - Cartouk (10/24/2014) [-]
What if I just like being stoned? My life is good, good job, excellent salary(considering my age and current economic situation), and a nice house, I still like to get ripped as shit most nights, not to "escape" reality. I just like pondering things like religion,politics, and aliens stoned as fuck.
User avatar #112 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
since you say he is stoned most of his time i would say hiding from it but if you use it like a normal person like at evenings or weekends you're enhancing it, the problem here is that you keep looking at this from all the wrong sides. You must either have had some bad experience with weed before or someone close to you, just look at things from different angles, like me and my friends often go hiking in the mountains and when we reach our spot we usually get stoned, and just feeling the nature around you while high is just such good feeling an example of enhancing reality
<--- that purple bar is getting rather big now so i will leave with this
User avatar #146 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ive never used drugs in my life and see no point to, and the bad experiences ive had with weed have been asshole stoners thinking they can smoke it anywhere the same way assholes do with tobacco

either way smoking stuff is unnatural and alot of smokers think they have some kind of 'right' to smoke where and when they choose regardless of how much thy annoy the shit out of non-smokers
#85 - i'm gonna assume you don't drink to enhance your evening, but …  [+] (16 new replies) 10/24/2014 on just a fag +1
User avatar #86 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ummmm then the weed isnt an enhancer its your anti-depressant medication

im talking about the average people who suck at life and tell themselves they need weed to live
User avatar #90 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well it does enhance your night it gives you a relaxed warm feeling and makes things funny. Not everyone can get a bj from Scarlett johanson on speed dial while parachuting.
User avatar #93 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
that sounds more like acid trip dude
User avatar #94 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
then you must have done some bad acid
User avatar #95 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
well must be some real fucking potent weed to make a stoner hallucinate scarlett
User avatar #96 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
I didn't say that, I was implying that not everyone can have so interesting lives, my life doesn't suck because i like weed i have just found something i like doing
User avatar #97 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
so you like destroying reality for a time

again why do you hate reality to avoid it for a time
User avatar #102 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
do you play vidoe games, drink, watch movies or tv shows? if not your life must be really amazing
User avatar #103 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
how do video games or tv compare to drugs.....
last i checked they dont put external chemicals into your brain

and i only really drink when depressed so its more medication than pointless life enhancer
User avatar #107 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well if you're playing games or watching tv or even reading a book you ARE ''avoiding'' reality, it doesn't put external chemicals in your brain but you're still ''avoiding'' reality

why do you hate reality to avoid it for a time -konnradkurze^

disclaimer i dont hate tv or video games im just making a comparison
User avatar #108 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
pc games / tv are entertainment sources that are distractions but reality can still pop in...please tell me how many stoners can snap out of the buzz in a second when reality comes their way.....

drug use puts a chemical block between the user and the real world
User avatar #109 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
well you cant snap out of a buzz instantly but you are not blocked out of the real world you simply enhanced it
User avatar #110 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
right
i knew a stoner who was working fulltime on $5 an hour and living in a truly shitty hostel.....and spent most of his time baked

enhancing a shitty life or hiding from it
User avatar #115 - Cartouk (10/24/2014) [-]
What if I just like being stoned? My life is good, good job, excellent salary(considering my age and current economic situation), and a nice house, I still like to get ripped as shit most nights, not to "escape" reality. I just like pondering things like religion,politics, and aliens stoned as fuck.
User avatar #112 - beezox (10/24/2014) [-]
since you say he is stoned most of his time i would say hiding from it but if you use it like a normal person like at evenings or weekends you're enhancing it, the problem here is that you keep looking at this from all the wrong sides. You must either have had some bad experience with weed before or someone close to you, just look at things from different angles, like me and my friends often go hiking in the mountains and when we reach our spot we usually get stoned, and just feeling the nature around you while high is just such good feeling an example of enhancing reality
<--- that purple bar is getting rather big now so i will leave with this
User avatar #146 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ive never used drugs in my life and see no point to, and the bad experiences ive had with weed have been asshole stoners thinking they can smoke it anywhere the same way assholes do with tobacco

either way smoking stuff is unnatural and alot of smokers think they have some kind of 'right' to smoke where and when they choose regardless of how much thy annoy the shit out of non-smokers
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User avatar #46 - europe (09/21/2014) [-]
sorry
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User avatar #44 - heyzuesy (09/11/2014) [-]
Thanks, friend.
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User avatar #42 - heyzuesy (09/11/2014) [-]
1991 Supra
User avatar #43 - beezox (09/11/2014) [-]
still nice
User avatar #44 - heyzuesy (09/11/2014) [-]
Thanks, friend.

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User avatar #2 - iamaniceperson (05/23/2014) [-]
Who the hell is that in your profile pic? I swear I've seen him somewhere
User avatar #3 to #2 - beezox (05/23/2014) [-]
i get that a lot
User avatar #1 - fornowjr (01/09/2014) [-]
And I too enjoy your profile pic. Typhlosion for life.
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