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#70 - Picture 09/19/2014 on Rock resistance -100 0
#107 - Appreciated! 09/18/2014 on oops 0
#84 - where's that gif from?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on oops 0
User avatar #104 - maeko (09/17/2014) [-]
Hyouka
#107 - beergaroo (09/18/2014) [-]
Appreciated!
#128 - >sobbimg 09/12/2014 on FeelsyJunk +6
#68 - Reminded me of this 09/09/2014 on rekt +4
#201 - I'm exactly like that. I always try to convince myself I don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on An' you got forty-three 0
#204 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/06/2014) [-]
theres 2 types of people in the world. right brain and left brain

1 side controls your artistic side
1 side controls your logical side. youre obviously here. its good for book smarts. not always street smarts
#159 - I'm not going to deny the possibility of some kind of double s…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on works every time 0
User avatar #162 - catburglarpenis (09/05/2014) [-]
I get it for the most part, but you said yourself that you don't tip and that's a pretty societal-wide thing that everyone "has to" do. If you're buying some girl a drink, it's because you want to fuck her, end of story. I know it's this "well actually her and I watch the same show, I can tell by her shirt and I wanted to talk to her about it and..." but you also ignored the ugly fat chick wearing the same shirt or the neck beard in the corner also wearing the shirt... so yeah- you're buying the drink to talk to her. You're talking to her to fuck her.

The business men analogy is even worse, if that's possible. You see, the business men buy the drink expecting to be paid back in spades- they're buying your votes with that drink, or your partnership, or trying to get at your customers. It's really disproportional to get a free drink and exchange that for what they really want in return.

The only real excuse is at like a meet up.com meeting or a party. Buying a drink just to see whether or not you and someone else click with the intent to make friends is semi-decent, even though buying your intro instead of learning how to approach strangers is still pretty lame.

Buying affection is beta and lame. If a man accepted that same drink and didn't talk to a woman, he'd be alpha. Since it was a woman, she's a bitch. Ick.
#151 - Maybe, but taking advantage of a social cue to get free …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/04/2014 on works every time +1
User avatar #158 - catburglarpenis (09/05/2014) [-]
I still think it's uneven. A guy refuses to tip and he's kind of a dick, a woman refuses to talk to a creepo after he buys her a drink and TRIPLE AIRHORN MLG RAGE NOSCOPE OHMYGOD MOUNTAIN DEW #THATBITCHISACUNT
#167 - 4chan refugee (09/07/2014) [-]
If hes a creepo dont fucking accept it.
You have the ability to say no, and not be a bitch.
User avatar #168 - catburglarpenis (09/08/2014) [-]
I've accepted plenty of drinks at gay bars. A free drink is a free drink. Tell me you wouldn't accept a free drink. Tell me with a straight face that you wouldn't accept a free drink.
#159 - beergaroo (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm not going to deny the possibility of some kind of double standard here but you too have to agree that it's, in the very least, impolite not to talk to someone who just bought something that you accepted.

Even businessmen use the 'buying drinks tactic' to approach/converse with other businessmen. It's just a simple way of getting close to someone or give the illusion of it in order to make them feel comfortable near you so you can get what you want .

As for tipping, I never do it so the waiter[/waitress] doesn't build any expectation next time [s]he serves me. pic relevant here So, as you can see, expectations are kind of important for me.

Besides, little to no one tips them in my city it's a student city and we're all poor and broke and its 'social imperativeness' varies geographically.

tl;dr: I'm partially inclined to agree with you but I understand the other commenters position too
User avatar #162 - catburglarpenis (09/05/2014) [-]
I get it for the most part, but you said yourself that you don't tip and that's a pretty societal-wide thing that everyone "has to" do. If you're buying some girl a drink, it's because you want to fuck her, end of story. I know it's this "well actually her and I watch the same show, I can tell by her shirt and I wanted to talk to her about it and..." but you also ignored the ugly fat chick wearing the same shirt or the neck beard in the corner also wearing the shirt... so yeah- you're buying the drink to talk to her. You're talking to her to fuck her.

The business men analogy is even worse, if that's possible. You see, the business men buy the drink expecting to be paid back in spades- they're buying your votes with that drink, or your partnership, or trying to get at your customers. It's really disproportional to get a free drink and exchange that for what they really want in return.

The only real excuse is at like a meet up.com meeting or a party. Buying a drink just to see whether or not you and someone else click with the intent to make friends is semi-decent, even though buying your intro instead of learning how to approach strangers is still pretty lame.

Buying affection is beta and lame. If a man accepted that same drink and didn't talk to a woman, he'd be alpha. Since it was a woman, she's a bitch. Ick.
#212 - send me nudes please 08/25/2014 on dear anime board +1
#63 - Your comment reminds me of my Philosofy classes: Someone s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Black science man... 0
#70 - haeckal (08/26/2014) [-]
Good man, that's called the peritrope.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peritrope

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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 to #4 - beergaroo (06/24/2014) [-]
Thanks
#1 - 4chan refugee (06/08/2014) [-]
BANDWAGON STARTED
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CONGRATS FAGGOT, YOU WIN THE AWARD FOR DUMBEST RETARD AROUND
#3 to #2 - 4chan refugee (06/08/2014) [-]
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