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I am Cait.

I like Star Wars, Red Dead, God of War, Lord of the Rings, Uncharted, Batman, the Fetts, anything to do with Mandalore, cats, Quorn, films, superheroes, Nintendo, Sony, reading, being nice to people and coffee.

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User avatar #298 - lordmoldywart (06/24/2012) [-]
It's a way of attention seeking, therefore they are obnoxious cunts
User avatar #151 - vwanyama (06/24/2012) [-]
Not really uptight. It's the same when i see people dressed like One Direction. They're cunts.
User avatar #157 - rattman (06/24/2012) [-]
you cant really judge a person on clothes though but if you see a guy with nothing but a trench coat on you can guess he is a flasher
User avatar #176 - vwanyama (06/24/2012) [-]
We can't help but judge people on how they look. If you don't know them you will judge them on their appearance (whether you like to or not).
User avatar #179 - rattman (06/24/2012) [-]
i judge people on how they walk and talk
User avatar #168 - megatrollinator (06/24/2012) [-]
I don't agree with him calling them c***s (I hate using that word, it's just dirty compared to other curse words) but, I do agree that having that done to your ear is stupid. One of my little brothers friends has one of those, and got smacked in the ear. It tore open a bit.
User avatar #172 - rattman (06/24/2012) [-]
im not denying that it is a stupid thing to do im just saying that you cant assume their personality by what they wear like when he said "when i see people dressed like One Direction. They're cunts." that doesnt make them cunts it just means they like to dress like that
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True
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mine sits on the keyboard-.-
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MARRY ME!!
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User avatar #74 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
thnx for accepting ze random inv
User avatar #75 to #74 - beefcakes (07/03/2011) [-]
No problem
#76 to #75 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
i also hear you enjoy the magical beverage that is coffee
User avatar #77 to #76 - beefcakes (07/03/2011) [-]
Why yes, yes I do!
User avatar #78 to #77 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
well this is just peachy how are ya this fine sunday?
User avatar #51 - ragenFOX (03/23/2011) [-]
cute picture.....now you made me miss my ps3 *sigh*
User avatar #54 to #51 - beefcakes (03/24/2011) [-]
aw, sorry :') and thankyou
User avatar #55 to #54 - ragenFOX (03/24/2011) [-]
thank you, you're welcome :)
i have the pc with me, i still can play, i miss playing online with friends the most.
i cant wait to get back home and play until i get fat again! LOL.
couldnt reply in the conversation below, we had about 20 child :P.
how are you?
User avatar #56 to #55 - beefcakes (03/24/2011) [-]
I'm not much of a PC gamer :') I think my computer would implode if I so much as tried to run pong.

I'm good thanks, you?
User avatar #57 to #56 - ragenFOX (03/24/2011) [-]
you mean explode* HAHAHHA, i bought my pc just so i can pirate games, this was two years ago, it needs to be upgraded..or just buy a new one.

welcome, im fine.
how is school?
User avatar #58 to #57 - beefcakes (03/24/2011) [-]
No, it's that messed up :L

I'm not in school :') but I'm going to college in september.
User avatar #59 to #58 - ragenFOX (03/24/2011) [-]
ouch XS lol.

empty life, lots of free time....or are you using it in something useful?
User avatar #60 to #59 - beefcakes (03/24/2011) [-]
I had to leave school because I have heart problems :') but they should be resolved by september which is why I'm going back.
So mainly doctors visits intercepted with ps3 :L
User avatar #61 to #60 - ragenFOX (03/24/2011) [-]
im sorry :(
recently i lost some of my sight in my right eye due to so much pressure. no i cant read any thing with my right eye. havnt told any one.
is it ok for you to play for a long time?
User avatar #62 to #61 - beefcakes (03/24/2011) [-]
Eek ): I'm short sighted and that's frustrating enough, I hope it improves for you x
and it's okay, nothing really serious, I just have a tendency to pass out a lot and it took it's toll on my work. It should only improve now though :)
And yeah it doesn't do anything other than make me more socially awkward :L
User avatar #63 to #62 - ragenFOX (03/24/2011) [-]
my father had eye prolems since he was a kid, he had astigmatism, but not anymore.
my sight is getting worse every day, since i dont wear glasses, the only thing that im going to miss is enjoying 3D screens, but meh...
ow :)....what do you mean socially awkward?
User avatar #64 to #63 - beefcakes (03/25/2011) [-]
I have to wear 3d glasses over my normal ones :')
By socially awkward, I mean I'm generally not very good or comfortable talking to people :') I mean if I can have a decent conversation with someone then I'm fine, or if they're just interesting people in general, but with most people I can't really contribute to conversations, because I never know what to say :L
User avatar #65 to #64 - ragenFOX (03/25/2011) [-]
double glasses, what if you wear another 3D glasses over it, 6D games?! LOL, one of my friends is short sighted, last night i tried his glasses and it was good on my right eye, i guess i will start to wear them soon :s.
same as me, i take a lot of time to get use to new friends, and i only talk to people who share the same interest as me, maybe because there is nothing to say since you dont share much. im better than before though. any way, you are going to college soon, you will meet a lot of people and it will go with time... try to make friends, it suuucks to be alone :(
User avatar #66 to #65 - beefcakes (03/26/2011) [-]
6d D: I can't fathom six dimensions :L aha it's not that bad having glasses :')
I do have friends, I just find it difficult to branch out to people who are more, well yano, the "cooler" people :') which are the majority it seems.

I know, ahaa.
User avatar #67 to #66 - ragenFOX (03/26/2011) [-]
i spent 2 years in highschool with no friends at all, those years i call them the dark age :P for many reasons, then i used to spend a lot of time in a .....i dont know what they are called. "a place where people gather and play video games in LAN servers, mostly pc" for a while i was alone their also, i was a noob, but when i got better at playing call of duty(2 at the time) one of the pros (which i think he worships the devil LOL) invited me to their private pro server, and thats how i learned how to meet new people. it was easy because all of them share the same interests as me.
the more people you meet, the more skillful you will be at talking.

do you play online on the ps3?
User avatar #68 to #67 - beefcakes (03/30/2011) [-]
Eeek ): I wasn't so bad in high school, my close friends are similar to me I guess :') and through them I've met a lot of new, like minded people, but I mainly get on with guys 'cause I find most girls insufferable, bar one or two. They're so bitchy and manipulative without knowing people, I can't stand it :L I spent junior school mainly on my own 'cause the guys won't let girls join in lightsabre battles and I didn't care for playing house :L

I play Uncharted 2 online a lot, but that's it really :')
User avatar #69 to #68 - ragenFOX (03/30/2011) [-]
why do most girls act like that? didnt meet many girls my culture doesn't allow that. hehe, i remember in my dark age i met a guy who thought im gay, i didnt know until he said in his house "LETS TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHS AND DANCE!".... i ran. LOL i think that made me away from people for a while HHAAH.
what?! why not play lightsaber battles with a girl?

i used to play a lot of games online, bfbc2 mostly, i used to play uncharted 2 atmy friend's, but didnt buy it..... i just finished my exams, if i got a full mark, or at least an A i will reward my self with a ps3...i really miss it :(
do you tear when you smile like that :') :)
User avatar #70 to #69 - beefcakes (03/30/2011) [-]
Oh my, that sounds terrifying :L
And I have no idea why they do :/
and because they were mean :')

Baw, I used my inheritance to get a ps3. Well spent :L and no, I just overuse it :L
User avatar #71 to #70 - ragenFOX (03/31/2011) [-]
it was, and i met him in college LOOL, he didnt know me HAHA, i looked very different from what i am now.

oh, im sorry :( who was it?
i have some savings+my salary soon, gonna buy a ps3 and a small lcd screen.
User avatar #72 to #71 - beefcakes (04/01/2011) [-]
Oh my :') and how so?

It's okay, it was a while ago. My Great Grandmother.
Aha cool :)
User avatar #73 to #72 - ragenFOX (04/01/2011) [-]
i ditched highschool and got back a year later,so he was ahead of me, i changed the school never heard of him for about two years, and when i got to the university and moved to the old dorms one day i had a dream that i met him, the next morning i did LOOL. his face looked funny when i told him my name... like :OOOO hahahahah

wow, your great grandmother? my great grandfather died one year before i was born at the age of 90 something heh, i read his book, great man.
User avatar #44 - darkjest (03/22/2011) [-]
So what's the story behind the Boba Fett helmet ?
User avatar #45 to #44 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
Story? D: Elaborate? I'm afraid I don't quite follow :')
User avatar #46 to #45 - darkjest (03/22/2011) [-]
I assume you dont walk around Cardiff every day wearing something like that.
User avatar #47 to #46 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
Oh right, I just bought it in the toy store there and decided I wanted to wear it there and then :L
User avatar #48 to #47 - darkjest (03/22/2011) [-]
Well, nothing sexier than a girl behind a semi-transparant visor ;-)
Makes you look like a real life Tali'Zorah :-p
User avatar #49 to #48 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
Lmao! If I had three fingers and glowy eyes maybe :')
Yay another mass Effect fan <3
User avatar #50 to #49 - darkjest (03/23/2011) [-]
I guess you could say that. It is one of the few games that seems to pay attention to characters and storyline these days.
You really should also try Dragon Age Origins. It's really amazing, never makes it easy for you to make the 'right' choice. Would you kill someone innocent for the greater good ?
With part 2 just released you should be able to pick it up for cheap. Or you could just pirate it ;-)
User avatar #52 to #50 - beefcakes (03/24/2011) [-]
Yeah the attention to detail isamazing D: I get so wrapped up in it, I was trying to get full renegade and completely ruined it by saving the salarian. :L
Probably not :') I don't like killing nice people :L

I'll probably just bum it off a friend :')
User avatar #24 to #23 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
Okay :')
User avatar #25 to #24 - ragenFOX (03/22/2011) [-]
i was starting a conversation, im not good at it...
how are you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
Oh I see :L I'm okay thanks :) you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - ragenFOX (03/22/2011) [-]
im good, just finished my test, i did really good for someone was playing vanquish last night with a friend LOL.
so ,how is life?
User avatar #28 to #27 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
Ahaa, fair play :P gaming > revision.
Not too bad, tiring. You?
User avatar #29 to #28 - ragenFOX (03/22/2011) [-]
same here, i hate how i only become interested in history and politics and other useful stuff in exams times hehe.
User avatar #30 to #29 - ragenFOX (03/22/2011) [-]
oooh yea, check the profile pictures.
User avatar #31 to #30 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
Ahaa, I hate politics... or more politicians. :L And I wish my history classes had been more interesting, we just covered supression of women and such for three years. ) :
#33 to #31 - anonymous (03/22/2011) [-]
yea, they are all dirty creatures, they all should be destroyed and replaced with a new system.
i dont study history, its been around 4 years since my last history class.
i just read about it online or in books, which i only read them when i have no time. lol
how old are you? (&)
User avatar #34 to #33 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
A system that works would be a welcome relief, the current one is fucked.
I'm sixteen, seventeen in about three months :) you?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ragenFOX (03/22/2011) [-]
wait,,,, how did that become an anonymous comment?!
im thinking about the new system, no problem with absolute power, the goal is that no bad person get to power....how can that happen?..... got any ideas?
im 19, gonna be 20 next September...im old....
User avatar #36 to #35 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
I dunno D:
It's pretty much impossible to come up with a perfect system, whatever happens there will be someone who is unhappy... so I suppose I'm contradicting myself somewhat :') I'm not really sure what would work overall, I spend too much time hating politicians and not enough thinking about how problems could be resolved :') aha

19 isn't old :')
User avatar #37 to #36 - ragenFOX (03/22/2011) [-]
you sparked something!.....200 years of slavery of all humans would make people appreciate any system (&) HAHA
its easy to solve the problems, its just that they are not "giving" any thing for free, as long as money is their god, we will eat shit.
....GOD I THINK TOO MUCH!!...i should not listen to pink floyd again LOL.
User avatar #38 to #37 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
Ahaa, well maybe people who don't want to be politicians should be in power. (I've learned too many life lessons from Mass Effect 2) :L
They'd be less corrupted by greed for money and power, and might actually make decisions for the greater good rather than oil for their cars.
I dunno. :')
There's nothing wrong with a bit of Pink Floyd :') thank god it wasn't Rage Against The Machine else you'd be throwing petrol bombs :P
User avatar #39 to #38 - ragenFOX (03/22/2011) [-]
the only reason why i want to be in power is because i dont trust any one else...(&), that sound reasonable right?
have you played dragon age? if you liked mass effect then you will probably like it...it has the same lesson. hehe

OMG! YOU LIKE PINK FLOYD?!!! 0.0
User avatar #40 to #39 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
Yeah it does :)
And I haven't but I heard its amazing :') I don't know much about it though :(

Yep :)
User avatar #41 to #40 - ragenFOX (03/22/2011) [-]
hehe.
it is amazing, i just finished my story as a human warrior, in love with a girl team mate but he married the queen to save the kingdom, every time i remember what i did i feel sad. :((( very sad story. the game is so awesome you have this feeling like its real life and real decisions, the happiness of victory is real!....i cannot describe it.

I LOVE PINK FLOYD! they are my #1 band for three years now!
dont ask me what is my favorite album, because i cannot choose...its hard.
User avatar #42 to #41 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
I get that with Mass Effect, it effects me way too personally :L I tried to play it full renegade recently, but with the dying Batarian, Krogan and Salarian scenes I had to help them :L I got really upset when I lost Tali's loyalty too.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ragenFOX (03/22/2011) [-]
i didnt finish mass effect 2 yet, im at the loyalty missions now, i spend most my time exploring the universe reading about stars and planets...sucking planets resources LOL...i will get back to it when i finish all my exams.

i guess you didnt play fallout, its kinda the same thing with decisions, but on a lower scale.
User avatar #53 to #43 - beefcakes (03/24/2011) [-]
Aaah, it's worth doing all the loyalty missions, it's so annoying when they argue ):

I've played a little of the first one, that's it :')
User avatar #4 - ragenFOX (03/20/2011) [-]
"Hello :) I am cait. I like ps3, dc comics, cats, being a recluse and star wars."

you lie!
you're too good to be true!
User avatar #5 to #4 - beefcakes (03/20/2011) [-]
Thankyou :') but I'm telling the truth :G
I would've thought the cats/recluse combo would be more crazy cat lady than perfect mind ):
User avatar #7 to #5 - ragenFOX (03/20/2011) [-]
you are also too cute i want to punch you in the face.

*SNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF*
i smell a bad something happened here...im just not sure.
User avatar #9 to #7 - ragenFOX (03/20/2011) [-]
well, glad to be wrong.
be safe and take care...this place is dangerous.
see you later.
User avatar #22 to #9 - darkjest (03/21/2011) [-]
This place is indeed dangerous. Before you know it there willl be weird guys browsing your profile, wanting to be you rfriend and asking for pictures.

So, ... want to be friends beefcakes ? ;-)
User avatar #32 to #22 - beefcakes (03/22/2011) [-]
lmao!! My pictures aren't even funny :G I attempt to be funny and it generally just fails. I just feel bad browsing fj without contributing cause of how close it's got to dying before :L
And yes I'd love to be friends:')
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User avatar #8 to #6 - beefcakes (03/20/2011) [-]
Thanks again :')
but really I get annoying.
I've cancelled on people to complete games, and if you've ever tried having a conversation with me if there's mass effect 2 involved it just doesn't happen :G

Don't know if being punched in the face is something I'd much appreciate :') aha.
User avatar #12 to #8 - ragenFOX (03/20/2011) [-]
errr. i have about 222 accounts but the one above isnt mine.
i know, i am annoying too, oh yea i played mass effect 2 but didnt finish it, i got near the end, but i guess im too lazy to click on it and play. (&)

naaah, being punched in the face is cute...because i cant stand watching you cute people living in peace...i must do something!
i think im having the late night thoughts and talks...i should go do john cena stuff on my bed.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - beefcakes (03/20/2011) [-]
The fact that I game doesn't change the fact that I'm a massive noob and fail at it :L but thankyou :)
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User avatar #14 to #13 - beefcakes (03/20/2011) [-]
True, I suck at talking to people in general really :')
and nah it's cute :)
User avatar #17 to #14 - ragenFOX (03/20/2011) [-]
i dont know why i laugh.
i laugh when i get nervous.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - beefcakes (03/20/2011) [-]
I don't mind aha :L
and yeah, I generally can only talk to people I've known for a while or share my interests. I'm generally known as "the quiet one" :L
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User avatar #18 to #16 - ragenFOX (03/20/2011) [-]
GOD! THE MORE I KNOW THE MORE I THINK IM YOU!!!
YOU ARE MY SUBCONSCIOUS!!
User avatar #19 to #18 - beefcakes (03/20/2011) [-]
I laugh when I'm nervous too :L it's not good cause I have a laugh which sounds like Jimmy Carr mixed with a canada goose, only high-pitched. Not good.

Wahey! A male counterpart :')
User avatar #20 to #19 - ragenFOX (03/20/2011) [-]
ok,.....almost perfect match for my "dream girl" list.
lets see how much left stuff unchecked.
....maybe tomorrow, its too late here.
#1 - hundredninjas (03/20/2011) [-]
friends &lt;(^_^&lt;)
friends <(^_^<)
User avatar #2 to #1 - beefcakes (03/20/2011) [-]
Yeah, aha :)
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