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#1800 - Oh cool 09/11/2014 on becke's profile 0
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User avatar #1799 - maybehuman (09/11/2014) [-]
joint task force 2, the canadian equivelant of black ops
User avatar #1800 - becke (09/11/2014) [-]
Oh cool
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Looks like we are getting an abortion

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User avatar #1797 - maybehuman (09/11/2014) [-]
so there is other options for me to... jtf2 or someting like that.
User avatar #1798 to #1797 - becke (09/11/2014) [-]
Huh?
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - maybehuman (09/11/2014) [-]
joint task force 2, the canadian equivelant of black ops
User avatar #1800 to #1799 - becke (09/11/2014) [-]
Oh cool
User avatar #1786 - muffinlover (06/24/2014) [-]
How's it going, becke? :3
User avatar #1787 to #1786 - becke (06/24/2014) [-]
Its going good :3
How about you?
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - muffinlover (06/24/2014) [-]
It's going great :3 I haven't talked with you in a while and was just wondering how my friend was ^_^
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - becke (06/24/2014) [-]
Glad to hear that :3
Yea we havent talked in a long time
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - muffinlover (06/24/2014) [-]
Glad to hear! The new town is treating us great :3 How's things over there with you?
User avatar #1791 to #1790 - becke (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh nice.
Things are going good here. I graduated a couple weeks ago so no more schoolwork fo a few months and im going to have some friends come over on thursday ^_^
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - muffinlover (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh nice!! Congrats on graduating!!!! :3
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - becke (06/25/2014) [-]
Thank you :3
User avatar #1773 - WolfPrince (06/15/2014) [-]
Hey babe.
User avatar #1774 to #1773 - becke (06/15/2014) [-]
Hi?
User avatar #1775 to #1774 - WolfPrince (06/15/2014) [-]
We have come to greet you becke.
The retard forum wants you.
User avatar #1776 to #1775 - becke (06/15/2014) [-]
What do you people want with me?
User avatar #1778 to #1777 - becke (06/15/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #1779 to #1778 - WolfPrince (06/15/2014) [-]
Ask the board.
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - becke (06/15/2014) [-]
I am not going there until you give me a reason
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - WolfPrince (06/15/2014) [-]
Because you're bad at video games.
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - becke (06/15/2014) [-]
Is that the only reason you got for me to stop drinking soda just to get over to the retard forum?
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - WolfPrince (06/15/2014) [-]
Well soda's bad for you so that is also a good reason.
User avatar #1784 to #1783 - becke (06/15/2014) [-]
Fine... i will join you guys.... for now
User avatar #1769 - meanie (06/15/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #1770 to #1769 - becke (06/15/2014) [-]
hello?
User avatar #1771 to #1770 - meanie (06/15/2014) [-]
wanna be friends?
User avatar #1772 to #1771 - becke (06/15/2014) [-]
Sure
User avatar #1763 - becke (06/02/2014) [-]
I can see you anon...
User avatar #1747 - becke (05/30/2014) [-]
On a side note. Hi Billywonka
User avatar #1743 - muffinlover (05/30/2014) [-]
Becke. How are you? :3
User avatar #1768 to #1743 - becke (06/03/2014) [-]
Takes some time to settle down i guess.
Im going to write a metric ******* this summer and hopefully get chapter 2 done :3
User avatar #1744 to #1743 - becke (05/30/2014) [-]
Im doing good muffinlover. How about you? ^^
User avatar #1748 to #1744 - muffinlover (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm doing pretty good ^_^ What's new?
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - becke (05/31/2014) [-]
Nothing much. School ends in less than 2 weeks so thats good. Whats new on your side?
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - muffinlover (06/01/2014) [-]
Sorry it took me so long to get back. I'm moved up into a new town so that's been going on lol
User avatar #1751 to #1750 - becke (06/02/2014) [-]
A new town? Cool :3
User avatar #1752 to #1751 - muffinlover (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah! I am currently in Boulder, CO :3
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - becke (06/02/2014) [-]
Hows the town so far then?
User avatar #1754 to #1753 - muffinlover (06/02/2014) [-]
It's great! So many trees, and it's so clean too. The people are great, and our new room mates are so awesome :3
User avatar #1755 to #1754 - becke (06/02/2014) [-]
Glad to hear that :3
User avatar #1756 to #1755 - muffinlover (06/02/2014) [-]
Thanks ^_^ What is new with you?
User avatar #1757 to #1756 - becke (06/02/2014) [-]
I got told my grades and such today. Had an awesome night during saturday and just enjoying what i recently found ^.^
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - muffinlover (06/02/2014) [-]
Well you sound like you had some amazing grades! :3
User avatar #1759 to #1758 - becke (06/02/2014) [-]
They were okay. Im just glad i didnt get an F

Im tired as **** tho so if it takes a really long time before i reply i probably fell asleep
User avatar #1760 to #1759 - muffinlover (06/02/2014) [-]
Well as long as you passed haha ^_^
And that's cool man. I am exhausted still from moving, so I get you.
User avatar #1761 to #1760 - becke (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay thanks :3
User avatar #1762 to #1761 - muffinlover (06/02/2014) [-]
So what else is new?
User avatar #1764 to #1762 - becke (06/02/2014) [-]
Not much. Just got a week left in school where we will do random stuff. So its time to relax. Whats new on your end?
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - muffinlover (06/02/2014) [-]
Oh that sounds fun lol. Just moved up here to Boulder, I start my new job at Target tomorrow and then I will hopefully hear back from the university today on whether I got accepted or not.
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - becke (06/02/2014) [-]
Really hope you get accepted ^^
I have also done some progress on my story
User avatar #1767 to #1766 - muffinlover (06/03/2014) [-]
Thanks, me too x3
And that's awesome!! I haven't had time with moving, but a lot of work will be done on mine soon :3
User avatar #1641 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Getting ready for your trip? Sounds fun ^_^
I'm chilling in Abnormal Psychology
User avatar #1742 to #1641 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Awesome. Time to open up this bitch and violate its white surface with WORDS
User avatar #1722 to #1641 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Im going to have to explain a lot in the story why both the main characters are hated by their family...
User avatar #1723 to #1722 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
That sounds like a nice device to use
User avatar #1724 to #1723 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Hehe thanks

Also they are wolfs
User avatar #1725 to #1724 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
I REALLY like that construct x3
User avatar #1726 to #1725 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
*bows*
Thank you. It was my ****** up minds idea
User avatar #1727 to #1726 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
It's not ****** up I really like it ^_^
User avatar #1728 to #1727 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
You havent been inside there yet.
User avatar #1729 to #1728 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
True that haha. But still, I could see myself writing something like that ^_^
I'm just a little ****** up ahaha
User avatar #1730 to #1729 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
We all are to some degree ^_^
User avatar #1731 to #1730 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
That is also true my friend ;P I am very glad we can carry on a conversation for so long ^_^
User avatar #1732 to #1731 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
So am i :3

The back story for the soldier is actually done and has been for a couple weeks. Just needed a story i could place him in
User avatar #1733 to #1732 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh right? I always end up creating characters w/o stories lol

So did you have a chance to look @ chapter 1?
User avatar #1734 to #1733 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Yea. Really awesome job my friend :3

Want to read the back story btw?
User avatar #1735 to #1734 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh #^_^# Well thank you. The other two chapters I have are on the same site in case you want to read more. I appreciate the feeback, Becke x3

And absolutely!
User avatar #1736 to #1735 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link

I noticed that there still are some parts that are not yet completed but this is enough to get writing
User avatar #1737 to #1736 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
I like it ^_^ Very structured back story. It will fit nicely into whatever you make it
User avatar #1738 to #1737 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Thanks #^_^# i will hopefully get some writing done soon or during the weekend and thanks for the feedback muffinlover. Really means something
User avatar #1739 to #1738 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah get to writing! I have been super motivated the past few days, and it feels great And you're welcome, Becke ^_^
User avatar #1740 to #1739 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
I have been quite motivated as well just need to find time to do it and now that i have that time i should get writing asap
User avatar #1741 to #1740 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Exactly!! I have a little bit of time for now, so that's what I'm working on x3
User avatar #1702 to #1641 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Hope so too. She knows how to hit a weak spot and she does that to me a lot
User avatar #1703 to #1702 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Sounds like a Grade A biyatch
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Ahem you missed a spot it. She is a grade A biyatch with permaperiod
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Lol permaperiod. I'm gonna use that one XD
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Go ahead ^^
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
HAha so what are you up to now>?
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Just world of tanks. You?
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Writing x3
User avatar #1710 to #1709 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
On what? :3
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
I write fiction pieces. I am currently working on a piece that I started a while ago. And I'm also brainstorming for something that I will be writing for somebody.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Wow cool! I write from time to time but its mostly school work. Although i have started a little story for funsies
User avatar #1713 to #1712 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh that's cool!!! ^_^ Perhaps we could share our stories at some point?
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Yea why not. I have only gotten like half a page done though
User avatar #1715 to #1714 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
It's alright I have been writing for a while. Do you like My Little Pony? And what about zombies?
User avatar #1716 to #1715 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
I watch Mlp then and again. Define what you mean about zombies
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Ah, do you enjoy reading stories placed in a zombie outbreak?
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
That i do
User avatar #1719 to #1718 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Beautiful.
www.fimfiction.net/story/55139/1/an-undead-test-of-friendship/chapter-1-the-beginning
There is the link to the first chapter I have of my MLP zombie fic
User avatar #1720 to #1719 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Awesome thanks :3

My story is about a soldier who was believed to have died 500 years ago in an undercover operation during a war but woke up all those years later
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
You're welcome
And that sounds cool 0.0 I would love to see it once it is done.
User avatar #1682 to #1641 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Im mostly shy to be honest but on here i can be quite social. Maybe because most people out there wants my head on a spike xD
User avatar #1683 to #1682 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
I am usually really talkative and extroverted haha. And why would people want your head on a pike?
User avatar #1684 to #1683 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
I may or may not have gotten enough of them one day and used all their weaknesses to let them know that even though i dont talk much i listen and adapt to their behavior
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
So basically you revealed that you're a good listener? How is that bad?
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Because i also talked about one of the girls uncle who got his head blown off in Ireland back in the 70s-80s and how i could not laugh more at his stupidity to peak up when there is a sniper on the loose

Conclusion: I offended a lot of people in a span of 10 minutes
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Ah I see. So politically incorrect behavior. Not the most heinous offense really. But I can understand why some people would be mad at you.
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
And then there was the part where another one of them had a granddad who served in the VIking company in ww2 and since my great granddad was on the other team..... well lets just say things got out of hand very fast
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh I see. Well that's just how things go sometimes
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
I suppose it does. Oh well, they can call me whatever they want
User avatar #1691 to #1690 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. I don't care if people call me faggot/gay/dumbass/ etc anymore x3 If people have to use words like that to describe me, then I don't need em
User avatar #1692 to #1691 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Well said ^^
User avatar #1693 to #1692 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
My stress levels went down quite drastically once I moved out.
Plus I lost weight and stopped getting acid reflux
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Thats good to hear. I wont be able to move out for a few more years but hopefully my sister will move out asap

And now the neighbors kids are crying. Again
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah. And why can't you move yet?

Gross. I'm sorry.
User avatar #1696 to #1695 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Only 16. barely no money. Havent finished education

No worries. I just do like always: Headphones on and time to blast music
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Ah I see -.- Well it will all turn out for the best. Is your home situation bad?
**** yes. That's what headphones are for :3
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
I wouldnt say bad, its the opposite actually but when my sister is home the house can become a war zone in 0.2 seconds.
User avatar #1699 to #1698 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Ah? Is it something with your parents?
User avatar #1700 to #1699 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Yea. She hates us all but refuses to move out
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh gross I'm sorry buddy. Well hopefully she'll be out soon
User avatar #1662 to #1641 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Ah. My time on this school ends in about a month and then we will be no more people calling me ruskiecunt
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh cool lol.
Ruskiecunt?
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Yea. I have been called that for a while now and quite frankly its getting annoying and offensive
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Well it is a pretty offensive sounding name I'm sorry about that, love
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Fun thing is that im not even russian. Its because of great granddad and what he happened to be doing between 39-43
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
I'm really sorry about that bro
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
No worries friend. I have learned to live with it by now
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Just like I learned how to get used to being called a faggot haha
User avatar #1670 to #1669 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
I havent been called that yet as noone in school knows about my sexual preference
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Well my parents just called me that quite a bit lol
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Even your parents?!
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah. They kinda sucked at the whole parenting thing sometimes. But it's whatever.
When I would go to rehearsals at school, they would ask if I was leading the gay pride parade :\
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Damn thats harsh.

Here for you if you need someone to talk to
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Eh it's whatever. I don't live with em anymore so that helps tremendously.
Thanks man. Same to you, okay?
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Of course ^_^
You seem like a really good kid.,
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
In what way?
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
You are very polite, fun to talk to, and you seem interesting.
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
I thank you for the compliments. Im polite to most people because i know what hell it can be to not have anyone to talk to

User avatar #1681 to #1680 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Well of course. And I understand that too. That's why I always try and talk to people ^_^
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
I got back a while ago. I was just heading out to a friend to help him.

And what the **** is that for a class?
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh cool!

And it's a Psychology class haha. I am majoring in Psychology
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Neat! :3

I just call it a small trip because it can be a hell driving on those roads
User avatar #1645 to #1644 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah lol. I just had to demonstrate Transvestic Fetishism to the class -.-
Where do you live?
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
In a small town on the western part of sweden. He lives 3 km away but the gravel road is bad
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh jeez 0.0 That sounds like a super fun time lol
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
SInce it hasnt rained in a few day the road was fine and we had a jolly good time checking through his granddads barn

And before i forget it: How the hell do you demonstrate Transvestic fetishism?
User avatar #1649 to #1648 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh cool ^_^ That sounds fun lol

I stood up there and said "I'm not sexually satisfied" then I threw off my jacket.
I put on a woman's jean jacket and a purse and said "I am now sexually satisfied."
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
I would have laughed my ass off if i saw that
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah haha. The class loved it and my teacher said it was a perfect representation of the disorder XD
User avatar #1652 to #1651 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Haha xD
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah ^_^ So what are you up to?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Just playing some gta with a friend ^_^
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Oh cool :3 Sounds like fun x3 I am pooped today 0.0
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Why? O.o
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
Just a long week -.- I have finals coming up soon, presentations, monologues, two jobs, almost having to go to court with our ****** neighbors. Just a load of **** in the past 5/6 days
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Damn that must suck.
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
It's all good. 2 weeks from now, everything will be a hella lot easier.
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - becke (04/30/2014) [-]
Why so?
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - muffinlover (04/30/2014) [-]
This semester will be over, I will be able to have 2 true days off a week, we will be able to prepare for our trip to NY, and there will be plenty of time for resting/DnD/sex lol
User avatar #1593 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
www.games-workshop.com/en-FI/Cadian-Armoured-Fist
That would seem like a good set to get.
User avatar #1634 to #1593 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Id rather die happy
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Tall order
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Anything wrong with that?
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Well, it'll be hard to fulfill on a short notice. Or at all
User avatar #1638 to #1637 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
True
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Anal
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Anal?
User avatar #1614 to #1593 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Then i shall not get on my knees
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Well, then lets put your sister on hers.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Agreed
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
And then ******** her face
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
That i wont do
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh.... Plan B then
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
And that is?
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Anal
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
I wont have sex with my sister.
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
That's pretty sensible
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Incest is not the answer at this moment
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
True. Besides, I bet she wouldn't even be that good a lay
User avatar #1626 to #1625 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
I dont think i want to know if she is or not
User avatar #1627 to #1626 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Both would be troubling
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
It would be pretty troubling to discover that your sister was the best lay ever.
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
ANd it would also be troubling as she would kill me afterwards
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
That would be rather sucky, for you.
User avatar #1632 to #1631 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Yea the rest of the world wouldnt change if i went away. But im not going away from this world just yet
User avatar #1633 to #1632 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Well, at least you would die empty and horrified
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Yea...
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
What's wrong?
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Insults came flying like bombers and sis plus some in my class were the ones firing
User avatar #1597 to #1596 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Well, yer sister's a cunt, and the rest are uninventive wankers who couldn't insult their way out of a clinically depressed paper bag even if it was already soaked with tears
User avatar #1598 to #1597 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Mhmm. But this set sounds like a good deal
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Aye. And it's a decent pack to help get started. You can't play solely on it, but it's a good start. I ordered some books and a commander for my 'Manders, and I got a free web exclusive captain
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh cool. I might get this when i get some money
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
It seems like i need to have a look now that the website has updated
User avatar #1603 to #1602 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah. It's under Astra Militarum these days. They also got a new codex by that name.
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh cool. I think Astra Militarum sounds better than imperial guards to be honest
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
It does. I mean, Imperial Guard is okay, but Astra Militarum just has some real brass balls.
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Imperial guards also sounds like if they were supposed to wear fine uniforms and guard a palace and such
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Kinda, but there are actually those kinda guardsmen too. With plumes and ****
User avatar #1608 to #1607 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
yea ive seen those but still
User avatar #1609 to #1608 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I get where you're coming from. Basically I have no qualms with either name, but Astra Militarum is just ******* badass
User avatar #1610 to #1609 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Agreed
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
Good. Now get on your knees.
So I ordered some IG books, and one about Yarrick, and the one about the commissariat as a whole.
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
Why should i get on my knees?
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - rikter (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #1583 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
eEeEeEeE
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - becke (04/23/2014) [-]
Huh?
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
._.

I dunno
User avatar #1586 to #1585 - becke (04/23/2014) [-]
And how come you came here?
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
I got lost on my way home back to my own profile
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - becke (04/23/2014) [-]
I see..... well i think you are going in the wrong direction then. You profile is in the opposite direction and slightly to the right
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - tranquilizer (04/23/2014) [-]
oh, thanks
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - becke (04/23/2014) [-]
No problem but next time you come here can you please not come in through the window?
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - tranquilizer (04/24/2014) [-]
But the door was locked
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - becke (04/24/2014) [-]
It was? Oh thats why. It locks itself sometimes because its a little broken. Sorry for the inconvenience
User avatar #1476 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
You need to repeat Judge school.
User avatar #1577 to #1476 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I see
User avatar #1578 to #1577 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Answers are going in the boring section again.
User avatar #1579 to #1578 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Sorry, im thinking of going to bed since im not feeling too well.
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Well, it is late as **** .
User avatar #1581 to #1580 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Agreed. So im going to sleep. Thanks for the tips and have a good one :3
User avatar #1582 to #1581 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
How did you know I was going to wank? o.o..........
Nah, sleep well, mate
User avatar #1557 to #1476 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I need a suit soon so this will be useful
User avatar #1558 to #1557 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Indeed. And also, if you want to wear a pocket watch, get a vest. For Gods' sake.
User avatar #1559 to #1558 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Okay
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
A nice vest. And remember that a tiepin can brighten you whole appearance. Mine has a pearl.
User avatar #1561 to #1560 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #1562 to #1561 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Yes. Now, let's talk cufflinks. Never borrow your dad's, same as with shoes. Normally I would say go for a subtle swivel-bar type, maybe double-panel if they're particularly nice and work with the suit. Swivel-bar is usually a good choice, as they're understated and easy to put on. If you're going for a gray suit, or a light suit, then a silk-knot may work.
User avatar #1563 to #1562 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh. But if i have to wear a tie. Should the suit be unbuttoned or buttoned

Stupid question i know
User avatar #1564 to #1563 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
As for ties, learn the four-in-hand, the half Windsor, and the Windsor. If you're wearing a vest, then you can go unbuttoned, but otherwise it's best to keep it buttoned. Learn to button your suit jacket subtly and quickly. Usually one or two buttons suffice.
User avatar #1565 to #1564 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Okay. How about the pants? should they be the same color as the suit jacket or should they be lighter if im wearing a black suit jacket?
User avatar #1566 to #1565 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Black or gray, I would say. usually for a black suit I would suggest black pants. Black is a bit of a bitch to match with anything but black in the pants to jacket matter.
User avatar #1567 to #1566 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh okay
User avatar #1568 to #1567 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Yes. Go for some colour in the shirt dept. Maybe in the tie dept, but that's best left to judgement after choosing the suit and the shirt. AND THE SHOES.
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Say if i wore a black suit jacket, black pants, white shirt and matching shoes. What color should the tie be?
User avatar #1570 to #1569 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Well, for that ensemble I would suggest a black tie, because you're clearly a part of the Blues Brothers. White shirt is a dreadful choice.
User avatar #1571 to #1570 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
what would be a good choice?
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Actually, you could rock a red tie with that combo, so it might work. Maybe stripes. Or blue. Or a yellow shirt with a light blue tie.
User avatar #1573 to #1572 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh, im terrible at outfitting so i wouldnt know
User avatar #1574 to #1573 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Actually, a charcoal suit would probably suit you better than a black one. A black one is terribly tricky to make work outside weddings and funerals unless you have the confidence and boldness to dress the suit a little down to make it seem less stiff. Besides, your complexion would work well with charcoal. And, almost any colour shirt can be matched with charcoal.
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Is that so?
User avatar #1576 to #1575 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Yes. Red might not work. Or any bold shades. But lighter shades will work nicely.
User avatar #1537 to #1476 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Not at all
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Good. You just always get to the point where you shorten your comments to the bare minimum, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't bothering you. Not that it would've made a difference. Well, not a good difference, anyway
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Meh, i dont mind peoples behavior unless they are offensive or plain stupid
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
I hate it when white people take it upon themselves to get all up in a huff about racism, and then resort to that "I happen to know a black person". Well, ******************** for you. I bet he'd like it more if you used his name, instead of just simplifying him into "a black person" to justify your outrage. It's okay to be bothered by racism, but don't make it an issue if it has nothing to do with you. Black people don't need white people to fight their battles for them.
User avatar #1541 to #1540 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Thats a good point
User avatar #1542 to #1541 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
I own a top hat
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
And you call me a douche for having multiple hats
User avatar #1544 to #1543 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
I did, but it was more of a joke. Because hat's isn't really a good reason to insult someone.
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I know.
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Besides, I have like four ties and two suits.
User avatar #1547 to #1546 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I cant wear suits.
User avatar #1548 to #1547 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Why not? Do you get the feeling that you need to take over some **** ?
User avatar #1549 to #1548 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I just feel like im restricted in a way
User avatar #1550 to #1549 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Ah, bad suits.
User avatar #1551 to #1550 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Same with shirts
User avatar #1552 to #1551 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Bad shirts. Always apply the "can I jump over a fence/punch someone in the throat?" test
User avatar #1553 to #1552 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
How does one do that now again?
User avatar #1554 to #1553 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Move about and throw a few punches. It has to feel good and natural.
User avatar #1555 to #1554 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh okay
User avatar #1556 to #1555 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Because you really need to feel good in a suit and not be restricted by it. Also, be confident, and get one that sits well. You often see people in ill fitting suits, or people who just seem like they don't belong in a suit.
User avatar #1517 to #1476 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I am not going to a psychiatric hospital
User avatar #1518 to #1517 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
You are if the men in the snappy white coats ask nicely
User avatar #1519 to #1518 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Define ask nicely
User avatar #1520 to #1519 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Two burly men strap you down
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
IS THAT ASKING NICELY?!
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
We both knew that I didn't actually mean asking or nicely. But it can be asking nicely in certain situations ;3
User avatar #1523 to #1522 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I do not know of such situations
User avatar #1524 to #1523 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
They usually involve whips and chains
User avatar #1525 to #1524 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Slavery?
User avatar #1526 to #1525 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Also kinky sex
User avatar #1527 to #1526 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Very kinky sex
User avatar #1528 to #1527 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Regularly kinky
User avatar #1529 to #1528 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I dont thin we should delve deeper into kinkiness after that
User avatar #1530 to #1529 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Just as well. I have misplaced a manacle.
User avatar #1531 to #1530 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
You have?
User avatar #1532 to #1531 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
I have. I think it may have fallen under the desk.
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
You probably wont find it then
User avatar #1534 to #1533 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
My girlfriend will be disappointed if that is true
User avatar #1536 to #1535 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Is my nonchalance throwing you off slightly?
User avatar #1497 to #1476 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Thats personal preference
User avatar #1498 to #1497 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
But of course. I'm not arrogant enough to presume to know what people like
User avatar #1499 to #1498 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I would personally kill the fat bastard and get to a hospital
User avatar #1500 to #1499 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
You can do that after they swallow
User avatar #1501 to #1500 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
If the thing bit me i wouldnt let it swallow.
User avatar #1502 to #1501 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
What a hasty person you are
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Maybe i am
User avatar #1504 to #1503 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
You shouldn't be
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
I dont know a fix to it anyway
User avatar #1506 to #1505 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Maybe you should just chill a little
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Dont know how
User avatar #1508 to #1507 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Just start by not ******* thinking about the "how" of everything. It's harshing my mellow.
User avatar #1509 to #1508 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Okay....
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
I mean, sheesh. Not everything is a great mystery to be unraveled. Now everything needs to be done properly, or with the instructions in hand. Just lean back, close your eyes, and breathe in until the air starts feeling cool in your lungs and you see serene blue. Or masturbate. Dealer's choice
User avatar #1511 to #1510 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
hmm......
User avatar #1512 to #1511 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Or go hold your sister's head underwater for a few moments, and then take a few pictures, because I would probably get a snicker out of it
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
not going to do that. for now
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
However you like.
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Two of the above would cause me to sleep and one would sned me to jail.....
User avatar #1516 to #1515 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Or possibly a psychiatric institution.
User avatar #1477 to #1476 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
May i ask why?
User avatar #1478 to #1477 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Because you failed to spread law to the lawless, and you returned from your long walk.
User avatar #1479 to #1478 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
No lawless people out by the burial ground
User avatar #1480 to #1479 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Cemeteries are funsies
User avatar #1481 to #1480 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Its not a cemetery though
User avatar #1482 to #1481 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
If there's corpses, it's close enough. I'm not that particular.
User avatar #1483 to #1482 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh well
User avatar #1484 to #1483 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Everyone poops, everyone dies, and everyone masturbates. These are the truths that put us in our place
User avatar #1485 to #1484 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
But what about those with no genitalia?
User avatar #1486 to #1485 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
**** the Moomins
User avatar #1487 to #1486 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
But how can you do that?
User avatar #1488 to #1487 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
With great effort, and a knife. They do have mouths though
User avatar #1489 to #1488 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
They also have teeth
User avatar #1490 to #1489 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
So does my GF
User avatar #1491 to #1490 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
But i do think a moomin is more likely to bite
User avatar #1492 to #1491 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I bet those fat sluts swallow
User avatar #1493 to #1492 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
But if they bite the whole thing off. Then what?
User avatar #1494 to #1493 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
These things happen
User avatar #1495 to #1494 - becke (04/20/2014) [-]
Mhmm. Then it wouldn't matter if they swallowed would it?
User avatar #1496 to #1495 - rikter (04/20/2014) [-]
Well, it would hurt my feeling a little if a Moomin bit my cock off and refused to swallow it.
User avatar #1395 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Gnomes...
User avatar #1456 to #1395 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I can tell
User avatar #1457 to #1456 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Can you?
User avatar #1458 to #1457 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Well never really being a big fan of religious lunatics nor beating women i can imagine what that would look like
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
You should watch it. It's a good movie. Got it for like 5€ on DVD
User avatar #1460 to #1459 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Well i cna check our renting service on the TV
User avatar #1461 to #1460 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah. Or stream it online
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Mhmm
User avatar #1463 to #1462 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Equilibrium is a good movie also.
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
What is it about?
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
A totalitarian society in which emotions and anything that could incite an emotion is outlawed. It also has these badass monks keeping tabs on the situation.
User avatar #1466 to #1465 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh, sounds interesting
User avatar #1467 to #1466 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
It is an interesting one. Christian Bale kills Sean Bean in it.
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
is that so?
User avatar #1469 to #1468 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
I have no raisins to lie to you in this matter
User avatar #1470 to #1469 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
It does indeed sound interesting
User avatar #1471 to #1470 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
It's excellent.
User avatar #1472 to #1471 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I might check it out tomorroe
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Also, if you like fast and acrobatic action movies, check out Banlieu 13, and B13: Ultimatum. They have the same speed as the Taxi movies, but are much better.
User avatar #1474 to #1473 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Thanks for the tips :3
User avatar #1475 to #1474 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
I watch a lot of movies.
User avatar #1436 to #1395 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Basically
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
How boring
User avatar #1438 to #1437 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I have gotten used to it. especially being called ruskiecunt recently
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Getting used to something doesn't make it any less boring. Actually makes it more so. I presume you are of Russian heritage, and the recent tiff in Crimea has caused some rather inconvenient waves for your age group. An age group that generally lacks the fundamental understanding of how a condom works, deems itself fit to judge events on a global status. They could at least fix you a nickname that would resonate with the Russian language. Like maybe mir miru mir
User avatar #1440 to #1439 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Im fully swedish its just the fact that my great grandfather served under red forces during ww2.

What does that even mean?
User avatar #1441 to #1440 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, that might just be the most boring reason to make a fuss about. My great grandfather escaped a certain regime due to the fact that he was both Polish, and Jewish. Also, we kinda allied with the baddies in that tiff. It was to save our republic, but we still ended up on our knees in front of the SU for quite a few years.

Well, in Russian, mir means both "earth" and "peace", and mir miru mir is a musical patty cake type of situation that has a line about world peace
User avatar #1442 to #1441 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh. Im sorry.
User avatar #1443 to #1442 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, none of this affects me in any way. As you may have already figured out, I'm slightly brighter than your average mouth breather
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I have certainly notcied
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
I'm rubbish at maths though x3
User avatar #1446 to #1445 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Same for me x3
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
What a bollocks subject.
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Not once have i used algebra outside school
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Neither have I. I did get top marks in high school for English, and I use that every single day
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Im close to an A in english but im also close to an F in german
User avatar #1451 to #1450 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
I was not only close to A, but I also got top marks in my matriculation examination.
German is a perverse language. So is French. I watched Martyrs, and I can no longer trust a Frenchman
User avatar #1452 to #1451 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Im guessing martyrs is a show or movie. And why cant you trust the french?
User avatar #1453 to #1452 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
It's a movie about beating women to death so that they will experience religious visions.
User avatar #1455 to #1454 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Rather disturbing
User avatar #1416 to #1395 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
O have never tried doing that
User avatar #1417 to #1416 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
It's kinda nice. Tastes like gummy bears. But not the green ones, because the green ones are gross
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
How can a pool taste like gummy bears?
User avatar #1419 to #1418 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, basically you will sink under the surface eventually
User avatar #1421 to #1420 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Kinky
User avatar #1422 to #1421 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
How?
User avatar #1423 to #1422 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Cheese
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh, cheese. ******** of cheese
User avatar #1425 to #1424 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Makes sense now, yes?
User avatar #1426 to #1425 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Kinda, but wouldnt warm melted cheese hurt to be covered in?
User avatar #1427 to #1426 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, not that much. Cheese melts at a fairly low temperature, and it retains heat poorly. Basically it's the same thing as with those fetish candles that are used for dripping wax on people.
User avatar #1428 to #1427 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh, makes sense now
User avatar #1429 to #1428 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
See?
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I do see it
User avatar #1431 to #1430 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Perv
User avatar #1432 to #1431 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
At least it aint the usual insults
User avatar #1433 to #1432 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
What are the usuals?
User avatar #1434 to #1433 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Ruskiecunt, dickhead, asshole, retard
User avatar #1435 to #1434 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
The first one is rather inventive. The others are just stock insults, and are close to worthless in one really wishes to insult someone. Clearly they are people of little intellect, and no real creativity. Boring people living boring lives convinced that they are significant.
User avatar #1396 to #1395 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
What about them
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Do you like fish?
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Not all kinds but yea
User avatar #1399 to #1398 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Why are you wearing that hat?
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Because i like this hat
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
You should. It was a gift. I have a large head, so I seldom wear hats.
User avatar #1402 to #1401 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I just wear this hat for funsies
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Just for funsies? You wear the hat that your own gran knit you for funsies?
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Wait are we talking about the hat on the pic or the hat that im wearing now?
User avatar #1405 to #1404 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
How many hats do you own, you douche?
User avatar #1406 to #1405 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
No need to get offensive. I own 3 hats
User avatar #1407 to #1406 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, that's not many. I think I might own three hats as well. I have a beanie, an Australian stetson, and I think there might be a cap somewhere.
#1408 to #1407 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I own a cap, an old pilot hat thingy and this hat
User avatar #1409 to #1408 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Actually, I also have a Cthulhu hat. With tentacles.
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Cool
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I bet
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Feels like the embrace of the elder gods
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
And that feels awesome?
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Kinda like sinking into a warm pool of madness
User avatar #1365 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, the thought does amuse me slightly.
User avatar #1386 to #1365 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Oh well
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
A kid drowned there once
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
That i know
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Cheese?
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Awwww yeah
User avatar #1393 to #1392 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Of course. The imperial one is just like 0.3 grams.
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Agreed
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I see

Bad memories need to get out of my head now
User avatar #1367 to #1366 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, everyone has bad memories. The key is to go by statistics and personal behavior in order to find out what they might be. Just like cold reading really. I do it because it occasionally amuses me, and because I can occasionally cause people who I dislike great discomfort.
User avatar #1368 to #1367 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
I see
User avatar #1369 to #1368 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
I do realize that it might sound a little devious
User avatar #1370 to #1369 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Meh. We are all evil at times
User avatar #1371 to #1370 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
I don't think that I care enough to be called evil. Maybe mischievous. Or maybe I just don't care and have noticed that psychology is the most effective way to **** with perception
User avatar #1372 to #1371 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
possibly
User avatar #1373 to #1372 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Breakfast is ******* lovely
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Depending on what you get for breakfast
User avatar #1375 to #1374 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Eggs und toast
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Thats lovely breakfast
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Even if you have it at half past three in the afternoon
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Time doesnt matter when it comes to eating breakfast
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
True. I also bought Frozen on DVD today
User avatar #1380 to #1379 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Neat
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
I do like to get messy occasionally though
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
okay?
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - becke (04/19/2014) [-]
Im not sure i understand :/
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - rikter (04/19/2014) [-]
No one is
User avatar #1308 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Prepare your anus
User avatar #1350 to #1308 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Mhmm
User avatar #1351 to #1350 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
And now we have a thousand explains, people being jerks, and since stuff misposts on the SFW all the time. Stuff that people try to post in the **** , but that ends in the SFW
User avatar #1352 to #1351 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Yep...
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
And since the people who make good OC don't get enough recognition, they start making crap, and then just stop. And then we have a place full of crap OC
User avatar #1354 to #1353 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Have you tried talking to addy about this? Seems like you have some good ideas
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Nope. He's just not that accessible
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
It's all that stuff with the lifting and the parties and the "Addy is a tough guy" thing. I don't give a **** who or what addy is as long as he does what he's supposes to
User avatar #1358 to #1357 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
agreed
User avatar #1359 to #1358 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
It's important that people see addy as a public figure, but what has lifting got to do with running a site?
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Hmmm, no idea to be honest
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Cheese, probably
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Most likely
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
It's always the cheese
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #1329 to #1308 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Cheese?
User avatar #1331 to #1330 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Yep
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Dickbutt the Mighty
User avatar #1333 to #1332 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
WE ARE NO SUPPOSED TO SPEAK OF HIM
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Well, look how much that stopped me
User avatar #1335 to #1334 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
true
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Besides, it's all a bit silly.
User avatar #1337 to #1336 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #1338 to #1337 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Just like people getting permabanned, and then suddenly pardoned every few months
User avatar #1339 to #1338 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Yea. Its a weird system
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
If by weird you mean fundamentally broken, then sure
User avatar #1341 to #1340 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Oh well, aint much we can do about it
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Unfortunately
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
How would you have made it?
User avatar #1345 to #1343 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
And start promoting OC way earlier, and not as a last resort
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Smart move
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
A lot of the problems do stem from the older community leaving
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
True
User avatar #1349 to #1348 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
And they left because they felt that their needs weren't met
User avatar #1344 to #1343 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Proper punishments from the get go, so that the **** posted in SFW problem wouldn't have gotten perhaps as bad. Maybe raise the required levels from the start too. And be more accessible. But that's just my 2 cents, and I have no experience
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Fist of Fury
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Oh crap
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
And no lube
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Anus was not prepared
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Pain will ensue
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
NOT IF I RUN AWAY
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
I won't chase
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Good, cus aint nobody sticking a fist up my ass
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
That's what Jesus thought too
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
But jesus didnt have a gun
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Do you?
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Good point
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
My fist has one also
User avatar #1323 to #1322 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
I can still run like a mofo
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
I can't. Messed up ankle.
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Guess you wont get to stick your fist up my ass then
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Not that I'm really into that kinda stuff
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Then why were you suggesting it?
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Boredom and hatred for humanity. Also, maybe I need to give it a fair chance
User avatar #1287 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
And if that doesn't work, you will need 7 black candles, 3 white ones, blood, chalk, and cheese.
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
To sacrifice her to satan?
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Dude, that's silly. It's just to set the mood.
Also, hellspawn like cheese
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
They do? I always thought they were lactose intolerant
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
You're thinking of Djinn
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Now put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts.
User avatar #1294 to #1293 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Im not putting my hand down your pants
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
A wise decision, I'm sure.
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Well i will avoid a nuclear disaster if i dont stick my hand down there
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Nothing nuclear there. Slightly toxic and mutated, sure
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
Is that so? Because my geiger counter is going crazy
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
I think you have it backwards, and set on gaydar
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Hilarious more like
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
In a way but still rude
#1303 to #1302 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
It's the wisdom of Jay
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
The ever so wise Jay
#1306 to #1305 - becke (04/16/2014) [-]
I have nothing good to respond with
I have nothing good to respond with
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - rikter (04/16/2014) [-]
Trapezoidal mouths work.
#1215 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Do you know what happens in the dark?
Do you know what happens in the dark?
User avatar #1276 to #1215 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Well i blew my shell of myself with a bomb, so i guess i better start walking
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
You could crawl. Or rol l. Or bounce. Or swim. Or just stay still and let your mind wander. It's all good. All roads connect to each other.
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Good points
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Cheese is also good
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
I shall build a bike using cheese wheels
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
And then it shall be known as the cheesybike, upon which a cheesy man slurs his cheesy pickup-lines
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
You have a thing for cheese dont you?
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
And butts. And boobs. I have no shortage of things.
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
You certainly dont
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm always rather pleased about it.
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Well thats good
User avatar #1256 to #1215 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
And then when those movies get popular other things start happening....
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Aye.
I have pistachio ice cream
User avatar #1258 to #1257 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Neat
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
It's green
User avatar #1260 to #1259 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Is that good or bad?
User avatar #1261 to #1260 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
It's neither good, nor bad. But it is fun
User avatar #1262 to #1261 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
How can green ice cream be fun?
User avatar #1263 to #1262 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Because green is a fun colour. And because ice cream is fun. And because it's important to find great joy in the smallest of pleasures.
User avatar #1264 to #1263 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
That is true
User avatar #1265 to #1264 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
It's generally important to find joy in what one does. Helps quiet the voices.
User avatar #1266 to #1265 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Quiet voices? They are not quiet
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
No, but the more you enjoy what happens outside your head, the quieter they become.
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
I dont think that helps me
User avatar #1269 to #1268 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Probably not. It's all a matter of self-discovery. What is right for one, probably isn't for another. But it's a start. And all movement is progress
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
A journey i have to venture on sooner or later
User avatar #1271 to #1270 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Aye. But then again, you probably are already on that journey. That's how it goes. It's not a journey with a beginning and an end, for only the journey is important. Everything else is coincidental
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
True
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
But oddly enough it's also a path that few dare venture onto. The journey will continue even if the path isn't tread, but only by walking the path, will you reach new places. And in the end, what use is searching for something that has already been found? Find something new, no matter how small.
User avatar #1274 to #1273 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
I guess most people stay in their shell and refuse to move
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
It's the shell that's the problem rather than the stillness. Stillness of the soul, calm of the mind, peace of the being.
User avatar #1236 to #1215 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Wise words
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
On many subjects. Including, but not limited to, "Exploding an ass with grape jelly", "Immigration", and "Mad engineers"
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Yea, you are a wise person
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Or totally ******* insane. The jury is still out on it.
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Hmm, they might have a point
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
I think so too
User avatar #1242 to #1241 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
But then again, aren't we all a bit insane?
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Actually some people are a lot insane.
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
True
User avatar #1245 to #1244 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Like Steven Seagal
User avatar #1246 to #1245 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
I didnt know that he was insane
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Of course he is. Just look at him
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
You make a good point
User avatar #1249 to #1248 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
If the isn't crazy, then Japan hates doing movies where two children fall in cute love and have to sacrifice something for the other person. Occasionally their lives.
User avatar #1250 to #1249 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
A very good point
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
They do it rather well, though.
User avatar #1252 to #1251 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
True
User avatar #1253 to #1252 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
It is still a little on the creepy side when the kids are laden with such responsibility.
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Agreed. They are kids goddammit
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Aye. I understand that they see children as walking talking and ******** representations of purity, but they're only kids.
User avatar #1216 to #1215 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
A lot of things happen in the dark. Rape is one of them
User avatar #1217 to #1216 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
That clearly should be done in the light while wearing clown makeup. FOR MAXIMUM MENTAL SCARRING!
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
True. That would scar a person
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Then again, so would a knife. Or a block of cheese applied with enough force
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Or possibly a large amount of jelly up the ass.
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
That might scar someone
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
It the jelly won't, the explosion will
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Are we going to use explosive jelly?
User avatar #1225 to #1224 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
No, grape
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
But where will the explosion come from?
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
The sheer amount of jelly in the ass.
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Wouldnt the jelly pour out of the ass?
User avatar #1229 to #1228 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
We hang the person upside down, and pump with great vigor ;D
User avatar #1230 to #1229 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Good idea
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
And after we've ****** them so that the ass is good and stretched, we pump in the jelly.
User avatar #1232 to #1231 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
Seems like a brilliant idea
User avatar #1233 to #1232 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
Brilliant, psychotic, it's all a matter of funding.
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - becke (04/12/2014) [-]
True
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - rikter (04/12/2014) [-]
There are no mad scientists in movies. Only mad engineers
User avatar #1168 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
I will poop in your mouth
User avatar #1210 to #1168 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
In what way would that be gay?
User avatar #1211 to #1210 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
In the way that Gandhi was **** by a Muslim
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
I did not know that
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
He wasn't. He was shot by a militant Hindu (oxymoron, but not as much as a militant Buddhist) who didn't care for his fancy notions that the Hindus and the Muslims might be able to work things out.
User avatar #1189 to #1168 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Ummm maybe not a fist...
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
BOTH FISTS
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
AND A HEAD
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
WE ARE NOT CLIMBING INTO AN ASS
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THE MOON
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
WE ARE NOT GOING TO ENTER A POOR SOULS RECTUM AND THATS FINAL
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
You are totally not an explorer....
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
I have already been inside a rectum, it was horrible
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
........... ............ ...........?
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
there was no room for exploring
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Is this a story of how you banged someone?
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Could you please explain a little more
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Well, i once got the brilliant idea to climb inside a persons ass. do i need to say more than that?
User avatar #1204 to #1203 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #1205 to #1204 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
it was uncomfortable and when she walked the space to live on got smaller
User avatar #1206 to #1205 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
I like that it was a female
User avatar #1208 to #1206 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
But i did bring the saying "all the way in" to a new level
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Ghey
User avatar #1207 to #1206 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Well, try explaining for scared woman that you were inside her ass all the time
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Good luck with that
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
D'aw You need to login to view this link Thank you.
This is the most support I have ever gotten for this plan
So, I painted a Dreadnought today
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Sweet
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Awesome, how long did that take?
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Most of it I did today, and it took me something like 4 or 5 hours
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Neat, im guessing this is going to be transported in the raven thingy?
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Possibly. Can also be transported in a drop pod. I'm going to have two of these ******* , so in the end it's going to be both
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh okay
User avatar #1178 to #1177 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
It's a pretty cool Dreadnought. I need to paint the other weapon options tomorrow.
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh thats right, you dont glue the weapons to it
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Nope. I can freely swap between the loadouts, which is nice
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
indeed
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Almost as nice as a nice butt
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
And there are a lot of nice butts
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Damn right. They could be worn as hats
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - becke (04/09/2014) [-]
Mhmm
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - rikter (04/09/2014) [-]
Followed by anal