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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#6459
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
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Total Comments Made:4964
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#172 - If there's a chick inside you, there might be something wrong. 05/13/2013 on Dirty One Liners 0
#10639 - Your taste is not bad. You can try the sopranos or the wire if…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #10641 - ilikethisusername (05/12/2013) [-]
thanks
#10638 - Yes, out of 7 billion people you're the only one.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Television - cartoon... -1
User avatar #10640 - naitsabesh (05/12/2013) [-]
Wow, and my mom told me i wasn't special. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW MUM?![big][big]
#71908 - Try whipping your dick out. Be sure wear nice underwear. 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#71907 - You don't have anything to offer a girl. Like the guy below sa… 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#71905 - The british kind of invented steam power and started the indus… 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#71904 - It's not really copypasta. It's just a chav accent written out.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #71917 - furryflava (05/12/2013) [-]
well still i know theres more to it than that
User avatar #71929 - infamoustrapper (05/12/2013) [-]
It's actually not I'm pretty sure haha
#80 - Quantum physics. 05/12/2013 on Upside down. 0
#84 - - Make sim modeled after myself - House only contains a co… 05/12/2013 on The Sims 0
#151 - Great job saving the thumbnail.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Eskimos 0
#209 - slumberdonkey (05/13/2013) [-]
mfw
#77 - That's ******* clever. 05/12/2013 on Good Guy Stranger. 0
#59 - Excellent observational skills, sir. 05/12/2013 on Number 7 0
#537 - Yes, because it's not honorable to kill a man, but it is if yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Batman v Superman 0
#550 - regdestroy (05/12/2013) [-]
Omg guys! Green lantern will kick your heroes asses.
#535 - Then Batman just blasts his arc reactor, his magnet fails and he dies.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Batman v Superman 0
User avatar #536 - Apex (05/12/2013) [-]
And you're an idiot for thinking that. Batman's weapons are non-lethal, and he vowed to bring justice to the "evil-doers" not to kill them.

If anything, Bruce would use a fake/ploy to capture Stark by using his (according to the movies) Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife as bait.
User avatar #537 - beatmasterz (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes, because it's not honorable to kill a man, but it is if you capture his girlfriend. Like he would sink that low.
#550 - regdestroy (05/12/2013) [-]
Omg guys! Green lantern will kick your heroes asses.
#506 - *cough* emp *cough*  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Batman v Superman 0
#534 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2013) [-]
iron man's armor was made immune to EMP. do you really think Tony wouldnt think about that
User avatar #535 - beatmasterz (05/12/2013) [-]
Then Batman just blasts his arc reactor, his magnet fails and he dies.
User avatar #536 - Apex (05/12/2013) [-]
And you're an idiot for thinking that. Batman's weapons are non-lethal, and he vowed to bring justice to the "evil-doers" not to kill them.

If anything, Bruce would use a fake/ploy to capture Stark by using his (according to the movies) Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife as bait.
User avatar #537 - beatmasterz (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes, because it's not honorable to kill a man, but it is if you capture his girlfriend. Like he would sink that low.
#550 - regdestroy (05/12/2013) [-]
Omg guys! Green lantern will kick your heroes asses.
#10 - heh 05/12/2013 on Number 7 +1
#25 - The great thing about portal is that you have no single reason… 05/12/2013 on She Saw a Deer +4
#9 - What if they're wrong? 05/12/2013 on Proud father +5
#21 - I guess the audience at the left side of the stage are having a blast. 05/11/2013 on Chun Li Cosplay 0
#10587 - I watch misfits too. Do you by chance follow the sopranos or the wire?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #10589 - kyrozor (05/11/2013) [-]
My dad keeps telling me to watch The Sopranos, but I've not got round to it as I'm just closing the gap on Supernatural.

OH House, M.D is a good one too.
#10560 - So do you guys watch any more shows than TWD, Doctor Who and anime?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #10565 - kyrozor (05/10/2013) [-]
Ooooooh and Misfits!
User avatar #10574 - awesomerninjathing (05/11/2013) [-]
and Breaking Bad
User avatar #10564 - kyrozor (05/10/2013) [-]
Spartacus, Strike Back, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Scrubs, Futurama, Ultimate Force, 24, Prison Break, Sons of Anarchy, Lost.

Take your pick. Highlighted ones are my favourites.__
User avatar #10590 - maddboiy (05/11/2013) [-]
I felt that Strike Back got worse after series 1 as it strayed too far from the book and got rid of all of the main characters
User avatar #10587 - beatmasterz (05/11/2013) [-]
I watch misfits too. Do you by chance follow the sopranos or the wire?
User avatar #10589 - kyrozor (05/11/2013) [-]
My dad keeps telling me to watch The Sopranos, but I've not got round to it as I'm just closing the gap on Supernatural.

OH House, M.D is a good one too.
#121 - say what 05/10/2013 on best hiding place 0
#98 - Can someone explain what the **** is up with the …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on best hiding place 0
User avatar #106 - poelske (05/10/2013) [-]
it isnt a description, it's FJ trying to tell you again what it says in the content, but failing most of the time
User avatar #142 - chuca (05/10/2013) [-]
"most of the time"

i'm srry but i have yet to see it come close to anything legible, nevermind right
User avatar #121 - beatmasterz (05/10/2013) [-]
say what
#28942 - Why are Bilderberg meetings still okay? Why aren't there count…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #28950 - Shiny (05/09/2013) [-]
It's just a rich people circlejerk. Who cares.
#167 - oh 05/09/2013 on Game of Thrones 0

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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