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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:9/16/2014
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#6083
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
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Total Comments Made:4885
FJ Points:3274

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#6 - good to know 07/27/2014 on Polar Bear 0
#3 - then why aren't they  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Polar Bear +1
#5 - mountaintroll (07/27/2014) [-]
Because their fur is hollow like hypodermic syringes and transparent, which reflects light really well giving it the appearance of being white.
User avatar #15 - kouzan (07/28/2014) [-]
Really, because I thought it was because they stole bikes.
User avatar #6 - beatmasterz (07/27/2014) [-]
good to know
#34 - GAY AVENGER  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on The gay avenger +5
User avatar #77 - alphavsomega (07/28/2014) [-]
GAY AVENGER!!!
#9 - *acquired  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on charlie day everybody +7
User avatar #18 - ICEDgrunge (07/26/2014) [-]
No no no, you were right the first time. Always Sunny is a necessary taste to be a good human being.
#8 - It's a required taste.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on charlie day everybody +14
User avatar #9 - beatmasterz (07/26/2014) [-]
*acquired
User avatar #18 - ICEDgrunge (07/26/2014) [-]
No no no, you were right the first time. Always Sunny is a necessary taste to be a good human being.
#17 - After math 07/26/2014 on Before, during and atfer meth +2
#54 - Skiing? 07/26/2014 on Gunna get shredded for the... 0
#23851 - Dude, at the ending of seasons 2 they pretended Lounds w… 07/26/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#23815 - That wheelchair thing was staged  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #23821 - jmastermafia (07/25/2014) [-]
What wheelchair thing?
User avatar #23851 - beatmasterz (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, at the ending of seasons 2 they pretended Lounds was killed in a burning wheelchair
#23811 - If you're talking about the books, Bryan Fuller doesn't …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #23812 - jmastermafia (07/24/2014) [-]
She dies in the goddamn show
User avatar #23815 - beatmasterz (07/24/2014) [-]
That wheelchair thing was staged
User avatar #23821 - jmastermafia (07/25/2014) [-]
What wheelchair thing?
User avatar #23851 - beatmasterz (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, at the ending of seasons 2 they pretended Lounds was killed in a burning wheelchair
#146560 - I'm going to skype with a girl I've never met in real life. I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #146564 - aesis (07/24/2014) [-]
Get drunk. Not to the point where you're an idiot but to the point of "nicely drunk".
User avatar #146563 - moarpotatos (07/24/2014) [-]
"ey beb u wunt sum fuk?"
#43 - [tipping intensifies] 07/24/2014 on Chivalry -3
#23795 - Uhm, she's not dead yet.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #23807 - jmastermafia (07/24/2014) [-]
Uhm, Wait
User avatar #23811 - beatmasterz (07/24/2014) [-]
If you're talking about the books, Bryan Fuller doesn't give a shit about the books.
User avatar #23812 - jmastermafia (07/24/2014) [-]
She dies in the goddamn show
User avatar #23815 - beatmasterz (07/24/2014) [-]
That wheelchair thing was staged
User avatar #23821 - jmastermafia (07/25/2014) [-]
What wheelchair thing?
User avatar #23851 - beatmasterz (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, at the ending of seasons 2 they pretended Lounds was killed in a burning wheelchair
#23794 - I watch it for the atmosphere and for mads. The dialogue is pr… 07/24/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#146485 - just b urself 07/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#67 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** probably do this. 07/23/2014 on FJ shuts down +1
#26 - nice 07/23/2014 on It’s Insane In The Membrane 0
#24 - what happens if you shake an egg violently so the inside mixes…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on It’s Insane In The Membrane 0
User avatar #26 - beatmasterz (07/23/2014) [-]
nice
#97 - Someone explain what the **** is happening here 07/22/2014 on ignore just getting an... +6
#34 - whats the difference between a resume and a cv  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on goodguy hiring manager 0
#36 - thearcher (07/21/2014) [-]
Nothing - they're both different idioms for the same thing
#39 - I wish that panther was my dick. 07/21/2014 on Oh shit...OH SHIT...D'awwwwww! -2
#628 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
#294973 - Why are all women such whores?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #294978 - alexanderburns (07/20/2014) [-]
the medulla oblongata
User avatar #294977 - akl (07/20/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #294975 - shibe (07/20/2014) [-]
they arent tho
User avatar #294974 - volero (07/20/2014) [-]
Feminism makes them feel like they have rights now or something.
#145742 - Alright, I guess you're right. 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#145738 - How can you have webcamsex and be absolutely sure your dick is…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#145766 - findaway (07/20/2014) [-]
You can't, just avoid having webcamsex because that's for the lonely and sad.
User avatar #145759 - awesomerninjathing (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm like the master at this, just ask teoberry lol
User avatar #145760 - teoberry (07/20/2014) [-]
bruh sent out a mass dick pic and at least like 3 girls want it
User avatar #145761 - awesomerninjathing (07/20/2014) [-]
I added like 50 other girls today
like 20 of them took screenshots and told me to fuck off, it was pretty funny.

the 2 I told you about, one of them turned out to be a CRAZY bitch so I just ditched her
that hot one kinda got pissy for no reason and wanted to know my name so I just followed her on instagram and Imma wait till tomorrow (she sent me a bra pic this morning)

mass dick pics is nothing compared to my omegle sessions lmao those are the best
User avatar #145779 - teoberry (07/20/2014) [-]
fucken send me a dick pic already
User avatar #145748 - makotoitou (07/20/2014) [-]
gimme pics
User avatar #145739 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/20/2014) [-]
You can't.
Nothing is deleted on the internet. It's all stored somewhere.

If it makes you feel any better, no one really cares that much about your wang.
Even if the person you're... er... cybering.... takes a screenshot and uploads it to Facebook. People would think it's hilarious that such a thing got leaked out, and then it'd get taken down from Facebook/ Instagram/ Vine/ Whatever.

Once a friend had filmed his girlfriend giving him oral, and uploaded it onto Facebook. It was taken down in a few hours.
Outside of the shock factor, no one really cared.
User avatar #145742 - beatmasterz (07/20/2014) [-]
Alright, I guess you're right.

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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