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Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6037
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 714 total,  962 ,  248
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 86% (430/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:2297
Total Comments Made:4839
FJ Points:3222

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#158 - You say it like it's not true. 09/12/2013 on Point of View +3
#47 - I read somewhere that superheroes like Superman, Batman and Sp… 09/11/2013 on Das ist true 0
#198 - I see a lot of sensible weighed opinions based on undistorted facts. 09/11/2013 on Irony 0
#66 - So it waits 10 minutes and after that it takes 2 minutes to op…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2013 on For your trolling need. 0
User avatar #73 - Bomard (09/11/2013) [-]
Let x be the number of times the tray opens
10 + 2x
10 = Start up time
2 = 2 minutes interval between ejecting.
User avatar #68 - xpurpledragonx (09/11/2013) [-]
no every two minutes.
#69 - gammagammalover (09/11/2013) [-]
Not exactly. When the script first launches it will wait 10 minutes before it opens the tray the first time. Then every 2 minutes it will open again
#97 - Comment deleted 09/10/2013 on Nyan Cat 0
#37 - God look at that face. Total scumbag. 09/07/2013 on Porn Is His Enemy Now 0
#124 - Yeah it's probably that, op. Stop blaming yourself for your pr… 09/03/2013 on why? 0
#27 - I second this. 09/03/2013 on title 0
#63 - Thank you. 09/02/2013 on beatmasterz's profile 0
#64 - It's a small victory.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Sorry for being straight, menz +3
User avatar #77 - onewithpokerface (09/01/2013) [-]
Your picture is really appropriate here.
#59 - Am I a celebrity yet?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Sorry for being straight, menz +11
User avatar #60 - reginleif (09/01/2013) [-]
;/ unfortunately this prob won't get frontpage..... so I'm guessing no.

We can at least take solace in the fact that Frenchie is getting raped with red thumbs.

User avatar #64 - beatmasterz (09/01/2013) [-]
It's a small victory.
User avatar #77 - onewithpokerface (09/01/2013) [-]
Your picture is really appropriate here.
#85 - Oh, I thought it was Atheist Bale. 08/31/2013 on The other prisoners must be... 0
#74 - He looks like Jesus.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2013 on The other prisoners must be... 0
User avatar #136 - afjhahsdsl (08/31/2013) [-]
One of the comments above says that the artist uses Jesus' head model to draw these.
User avatar #83 - vanoreo (08/31/2013) [-]
It's Christian Bale
User avatar #85 - beatmasterz (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought it was Atheist Bale.
User avatar #77 - mrgoodlove (08/31/2013) [-]
If jesus were awesome
#97 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
real*
#92 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
B-but Jesus is awesome.
#65 - Picture 08/31/2013 on Fork you 0
#34 - Why are there so many black people on vine?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Fork you +3
User avatar #36 - dedaluminus (08/31/2013) [-]
You only got 6 seconds to be funny when you live in the hood.
#65 - beatmasterz (08/31/2013) [-]
#64 - triggathepirate (08/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 - chibirosario (08/31/2013) [-]
It reminds them of their roots in the jungle
#641678 - Hmm, anything in the range of taking over the world through po… 08/28/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#641620 - No GTA stuff. I mean actual strategy.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #641634 - swiiftninja (08/28/2013) [-]
Not that I'm aware of no
Ignore this little shit dick btw
User avatar #641678 - beatmasterz (08/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, anything in the range of taking over the world through political moves and shit? Like a Rome total war but without the armies?
User avatar #641624 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
Third person shooter?
How about Red dead redemption
#641591 - Is there some kind of strategy game based around the maffia? L…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #641600 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
Mafia 2
User avatar #641620 - beatmasterz (08/28/2013) [-]
No GTA stuff. I mean actual strategy.
User avatar #641634 - swiiftninja (08/28/2013) [-]
Not that I'm aware of no
Ignore this little shit dick btw
User avatar #641678 - beatmasterz (08/28/2013) [-]
Hmm, anything in the range of taking over the world through political moves and shit? Like a Rome total war but without the armies?
User avatar #641624 - tarekmig (08/28/2013) [-]
Third person shooter?
How about Red dead redemption
User avatar #641595 - slandersalamander (08/28/2013) [-]
Omerta - City of Gangsters, but I heard it was just okay.
#127 - I know what a gramophone is despite never using one. 08/27/2013 on Weeping for the future +1
#27 - While we're on the subject, **** Ben Affleck.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Riddle me this +4
#38 - xehanortscrack (08/26/2013) [-]
I AM THE EVENING!

you done goof'd Affleck?
#432 - Well americans apparently don't know what to do with it. 08/26/2013 on Open the door -6
#214 - #stop ******* talking like #this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on oh tumblr +3
User avatar #227 - enclavexremnant (08/26/2013) [-]
I#do#what#i#want
#159 - That totally went by me. 08/25/2013 on CS Logic 0
#158 - Oh, of course. 08/25/2013 on CS Logic 0
#481 - **beatmasterz rolls 17** 08/25/2013 on When you see it....... 0

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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