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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
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#151287 - You'd be surprised as to how much you can achieve on your own …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151288 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Well, suprise me. and where should I even start.
User avatar #151289 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Where are you know and where do you want to be?
#151290 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm now at the bottom hole of a deep abyss, I don't really have any friends left, I live alone with my bitchy mom, no relationship and close to suicide.

But yeah...soon moving out for college, fresh new start I guess...

Where do I want to be? Just enjoying life with friends, maybe a relationship, feel comfortable with myself, losing contact with my mom and I guess good grades. The last thing is indeed my own resposibility, I can give you that.
User avatar #151293 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
And you're saying all of that depends on random valuables?
#151294 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
They aren't really random, I'm just not able to have an influence on most of them.
User avatar #151295 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course you are. Get a job, join a gym and a sport, find a hobby. Be sociable and make friends in college.....
#151296 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I have to wait for all of those, since I'm about to move out I can't do that where I'm living atm. Can't really get a job as my study is full time and requires you to work on a portfolio in off hours. Might join a gym or a sport, not sure which one.... I'll try to be social in college. (though it hasn't started yet, my intro party is on tuesday.)

This doesn't guarantee any succes, tho
User avatar #151297 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course it doesn't but what's the alternative? Sitting behind the computer all day?
#151304 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #151305 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
So which one garantuees more success in your opinion?
#68500 - You can replace 'black' with anything else. 08/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#151282 - :^) 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151281 - Life is what you make of it. I know it's cliche but it's true.…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151286 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Trying to be the master of your fate is like trying to predict a random number generator.
Yes, you can have influence on your future, but you never how others will influence your future.
Besides, RNG hates me when I'm playing games.
User avatar #151287 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised as to how much you can achieve on your own without the help of others.
#151288 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Well, suprise me. and where should I even start.
User avatar #151289 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Where are you know and where do you want to be?
#151290 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm now at the bottom hole of a deep abyss, I don't really have any friends left, I live alone with my bitchy mom, no relationship and close to suicide.

But yeah...soon moving out for college, fresh new start I guess...

Where do I want to be? Just enjoying life with friends, maybe a relationship, feel comfortable with myself, losing contact with my mom and I guess good grades. The last thing is indeed my own resposibility, I can give you that.
User avatar #151293 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
And you're saying all of that depends on random valuables?
#151294 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
They aren't really random, I'm just not able to have an influence on most of them.
User avatar #151295 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course you are. Get a job, join a gym and a sport, find a hobby. Be sociable and make friends in college.....
#151296 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I have to wait for all of those, since I'm about to move out I can't do that where I'm living atm. Can't really get a job as my study is full time and requires you to work on a portfolio in off hours. Might join a gym or a sport, not sure which one.... I'll try to be social in college. (though it hasn't started yet, my intro party is on tuesday.)

This doesn't guarantee any succes, tho
User avatar #151297 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course it doesn't but what's the alternative? Sitting behind the computer all day?
#151304 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #151305 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
So which one garantuees more success in your opinion?
#390 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** draw this picasso style 08/23/2014 on Comment and you win 0
#3768 - **beatmasterz rolls 080,082,337** 08/23/2014 on Roll for Red Text -1
#30 - All the surrounding comments describing the cleverness of the … 08/23/2014 on Facebook 0
#64 - It's almost like people age. 08/23/2014 on Hot for teacher 0
#150393 - I feel like a creep walking up to random girls and start conve…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #150423 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
I have a boner for you.
Hey there girl you wan sum fuk?
Hey have you met beatmasterz? note you will need a friend for this one.
Hey you like magic? note you will need to know magic for this one
Wanna bang?
Wanna hang?
Can I have some money?
Can you give me a lift home?
Can you do my homework?
Where am I?
#150392 - phone or video?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#150394 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
thought of that makes me even more nervous.
#114058 - ***** you met a fellow dutchman 08/17/2014 on Social Board 0
#126974 - Anyone like Tchami? 08/17/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#118 - Jennifer Lawrence is still relevant? Who knew 08/17/2014 on Look at all that funny 0
#36 - You're welcome 08/16/2014 on wait, what? 0
#13 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** MFW I talk dirty 08/05/2014 on FML 0
#25 - mx? I thought it was y=ax+b  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#33 - spateeter (08/05/2014) [-]
it works both ways
#1021490 - Oh that's good. I've already pissed off Caesar's Legion. I thi… 08/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1021390 - So I mean. I have one quest that ends with the NCR one that en…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1021417 - awesomanium (08/05/2014) [-]
No
As you progress you start getting warnings that the other factions don't like what you're doing, and eventually they'll turn hostile
User avatar #1021490 - beatmasterz (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh that's good. I've already pissed off Caesar's Legion. I think I'm going to go with the wild card ending.
#1021251 - But I mean there's the ncr the legion the wildcard the house t…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1021318 - whiplasher (08/05/2014) [-]
No, you can only go one way. It's okay, you'll be playing it again, trust me. Game's got a lot of replayability.
User avatar #1021390 - beatmasterz (08/05/2014) [-]
So I mean. I have one quest that ends with the NCR one that ends with Mr House and the wildcard. Can I play all three until the final mission and then pick the one I like?
User avatar #1021417 - awesomanium (08/05/2014) [-]
No
As you progress you start getting warnings that the other factions don't like what you're doing, and eventually they'll turn hostile
User avatar #1021490 - beatmasterz (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh that's good. I've already pissed off Caesar's Legion. I think I'm going to go with the wild card ending.
#1021124 - I'm playing new vegas for the first time and I've heard that t…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1021767 - PVTDickStryker (08/06/2014) [-]
The split endings are all achieved at the same point.

Story is an illusion of freedom, just copy and paste names into the same areas. Beat the game for one side, see ending, replace names, congrats, you know every ending in the game. Its really just a retelling of the shit you did in the Mojave (If you helped Goodsprings fend off the Powder Gangers or if you helped the Powder Gangers take it over, dont matter, it'll be talked about in one or two sentences.)
User avatar #1021245 - awesomanium (08/05/2014) [-]
Before you go into the last quest, I'm pretty sure there's a big warning that basically says "Beware this is end"
User avatar #1021251 - beatmasterz (08/05/2014) [-]
But I mean there's the ncr the legion the wildcard the house the BOS. Can I do all of them anyway?
User avatar #1021318 - whiplasher (08/05/2014) [-]
No, you can only go one way. It's okay, you'll be playing it again, trust me. Game's got a lot of replayability.
User avatar #1021390 - beatmasterz (08/05/2014) [-]
So I mean. I have one quest that ends with the NCR one that ends with Mr House and the wildcard. Can I play all three until the final mission and then pick the one I like?
User avatar #1021417 - awesomanium (08/05/2014) [-]
No
As you progress you start getting warnings that the other factions don't like what you're doing, and eventually they'll turn hostile
User avatar #1021490 - beatmasterz (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh that's good. I've already pissed off Caesar's Legion. I think I'm going to go with the wild card ending.
User avatar #1021191 - gorilladinn (08/05/2014) [-]
if you reach the battle of Hoover Damn before hitting level 30 50 with all dlc you've gone too far
User avatar #1021127 - awesomedewd (08/05/2014) [-]
Every big questline somehow leads to the end.
#30 - Even worse is when you're making eye contact through the refle… 08/05/2014 on Akward.... +2
#38 - So his plan worked. 08/04/2014 on and professor of the year... 0
#59015 - Yeah it's pretty similar. 08/04/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#125508 - What's it called when the the drop comes… 08/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#624 - **beatmasterz rolls 7,677,626** 08/03/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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