beatmasterz

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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:1/30/2015
Location:Netherlands
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#343 - Ik kan tenminste roddelen over mensen in ieder land waar ik op…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO... 0
User avatar #346 - stefanovic (01/10/2015) [-]
Dan kan je beter Zweeds leren ofzo, veel toeristische plaatsen zitten vol met Nederlanders en Vlamingen...
+ Zuid-Afrikanen zullen je ook verstaan
User avatar #347 - beatmasterz (01/10/2015) [-]
Gelukkig kom ik nooit in zuid-afrika
#348 - stefanovic (01/10/2015) [-]
Mooi gezegd, waarde taalgenoot.
#10 - That's not a roid gut. 01/08/2015 on More like rolling figures +8
#57 - Would you believe me if I said I was in that thread and was th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on /fit/ in a nutshell 0
#63 - jettisded (01/06/2015) [-]
No
jk bby ily
#5 - I uploaded it once and deleted it again, calm your titties. 01/06/2015 on Awesoem optical illusoins 0
#169738 - ahhh 01/06/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#169734 - Why is my content hidden if I upload it?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #169735 - focalanemo (01/06/2015) [-]
you mean the thumbs?
All new content uploaded don't show thumbs for 1 hour
User avatar #169738 - beatmasterz (01/06/2015) [-]
ahhh
#17 - jeff pls go 01/04/2015 on Bread +2
#21 - wait that's it? 01/04/2015 on Why can't I stop laughing? +5
#52 - Can someone explain how the percentages work?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/04/2015 on don't mess with the top tier 0
#62 - jettom (01/04/2015) [-]
The more damage your puny enemy takes, the higher chance there is of him blasting out of the stage!
But the heavy characters have "super armor" when they're at lower health, meaning they'll just shrug off attacks until they hit around 50-60%.

In the first 3 super smash games, this was not the case. But in the fourth, Super Armour is a very welcome addition to the game. Some abilities grant it.

For an example, Warlock Punch by Ganondorf gives him super armor.. in other words, you can't really interrupt it anymore, you have to run away or grab Ganon.. or inflict more than 20% damage on him.
User avatar #64 - Visual (01/04/2015) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong but Bowser is the only heavy that has constant super armor against weaker attacks at a lower percentage. Other characters usually only have super armor when using certain attacks/moves (i.e. all of Little Mac's smash attacks, a fully charged giant punch from DK, Ikes up+B, Charizard's flare blitz and rock smash, etc.)
#65 - jettom (01/04/2015) [-]
You're right. I worded myself bad, I meant to say that Bowser has constant super armor till he's at 50-60 with other heavy characters having more attacks giving Super Armor.
User avatar #59 - siveon (01/04/2015) [-]
supersmashbros.wikia.com/wiki/Damage

TL;DR: Get hit -> Percentage Goes up -> More vulnerable to getting knocked out of the ring (goal of the basic game).
#58 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
the bigger the number, the more devastating the attack and more likely to get knocked out of the arena
User avatar #57 - mikasuh (01/04/2015) [-]
So basically the more percentage you have,the easier it is to get punched off the map,which is how you defeat your enemies.
#55 - barstoolninja (01/04/2015) [-]
higher percent means higher damage. the more damage you take, the further you get sent flying by attacks.
#56 - herosoldier (01/04/2015) [-]
the more damage you take, the higher the percentage rises, and the higher the percentage is, the farther you fly when hit.
#137 - Wow that was two year ago and it still applies. 01/03/2015 on They hate us 'cause they anus +2
#98 - At least stand behind your opinion man. You're gonna get red t… 01/02/2015 on scumbag body 0
#32 - what's the difference? 01/01/2015 on Orange you glad it's not... 0
#12 - le funny burn joke 01/01/2015 on Pokemon trainers for life 0
#16 - Lel, I thought I was the only one the shouted those vases into… 01/01/2015 on schlongs of skyrim... 0
#20 - All the fedoras in the world can't illustrate my wisdom. 12/31/2014 on High Tech -2
#14 - I don't think, I know.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on High Tech -4
#15 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
All the fedoras in the world can't illustrate my wisdom.
#12 - Think before you write a comment. That's how people die.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2014 on High Tech -5
User avatar #13 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
So what do you think of before you write these comments, besides childhood and high school abuse?
User avatar #14 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
I don't think, I know.
#15 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
All the fedoras in the world can't illustrate my wisdom.
#10 - are you retarded  [+] (14 new replies) 12/31/2014 on High Tech -12
User avatar #11 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
No need to be an aggressive autist, I just didn't notice the oven
User avatar #32 - Elk (12/31/2014) [-]
lolol I was insulted so ima call u le awtist xD

Fuck off with that shit.
User avatar #62 - icewraith (01/01/2015) [-]
Go take your incinerated anus somewhere else, autist
#64 - icewraith has deleted their comment.
#63 - Elk (01/01/2015) [-]
Stop being so edgy. You'll poke your eye out, kid. Also, I'm tired of getting chemo because your comments give me cancer.
User avatar #65 - icewraith (01/01/2015) [-]
Go take your incinerated anus somewhere else, autist
User avatar #40 - KevinPutt (12/31/2014) [-]
But beatmaster.z calling i.cewraith retarded was perfectly fine.
Right.
User avatar #42 - Elk (12/31/2014) [-]
Literally every conversation that I've seen him in where someone has disagreed with him, he's called them an autist in retaliation.
User avatar #43 - KevinPutt (12/31/2014) [-]
yeah, i guess you're right.
that is a pretty not cool thing to do.
so they're both assholes.
User avatar #12 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
Think before you write a comment. That's how people die.
User avatar #13 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
So what do you think of before you write these comments, besides childhood and high school abuse?
User avatar #14 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
I don't think, I know.
#15 - icewraith (12/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - beatmasterz (12/31/2014) [-]
All the fedoras in the world can't illustrate my wisdom.
#11 - mfw someone asks me how to nod 12/30/2014 on desc +5
#23 - "What tea is hard to swallow?" I immediatel… 12/30/2014 on laffy taffy king of puns +6
#52 - There were some pics of her when she was just out of pregnancy… 12/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#135 - To be honest if a girl I didn't know said that to me I probabl… 12/30/2014 on Another tumblr post 0
#78 - Thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Anti-gunnerz be like 0
User avatar #98 - jjamesgordon (12/29/2014) [-]
No problem.
#71 - yah  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Anti-gunnerz be like 0
User avatar #72 - jjamesgordon (12/29/2014) [-]
Okay, just making sure before I type it all out.

A tactical weapon is one that is optimized for tactical operations. Generally the weapon will be a matte black or camouflage in color, will have numerous access rails for things like grenade attachments, secondary sights, flashlights, etc., and will also usually feature something to streamline the use of said weapon.

With shotguns, said streamlining is usually revolved around the reloading mechanism, or the slide depending on the setup. Most "tactical" shotguns will have drum-fed capabilities.

As for "tactical" rifles and pistols, the same applies. Usually there will be upper and lower rails for accessories, streamlined functions such as magazine releases, and also other small enhancements like some boring around the magazine receiver to assist with reloading in a heated, under-fire situation.
User avatar #78 - beatmasterz (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #98 - jjamesgordon (12/29/2014) [-]
No problem.
#12 - Based al bundy 12/29/2014 on Good man +9

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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