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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6039
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 714 total,  962 ,  248
Comment Thumbs: 12180 total,  15279 ,  3099
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 96.6% (483/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:2298
Total Comments Made:4888
FJ Points:3275

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#90 - in turkey they constantly drink that ******* appl…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on My life is a lie. 0
User avatar #92 - tuckthisphit (12/28/2013) [-]
thats.....
not true.
where you livin ?
User avatar #124 - beatmasterz (12/28/2013) [-]
holland
#456 - "J'Zargo can only carry so much" 12/28/2013 on Memorable Game Quotes +4
#108946 - Thanks 12/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#108922 - I suggest you only do it once a week. You're not that experien… 12/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#108920 - You can't. Every once in a while someone might give up his acc… 12/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#108919 - Cut it short with a pair of nailscissors then use a razor. I u…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #108921 - iridium (12/27/2013) [-]
Nailscissors? Why didn't I think of that?

And yes, I've cut it before so I know it itches like hell. Luckily I don't go back to class until the 6th, so I don't have to worry about scratching in public.
#108918 - At kickboxing I ****** with my left hand and now …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #108979 - advicedude (12/28/2013) [-]
I know that feel. Just try not to use it and rice.
User avatar #108924 - jkaizoku (12/27/2013) [-]
R.I.C.E-Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation.
User avatar #108946 - beatmasterz (12/27/2013) [-]
Thanks
#14 - Picture 12/27/2013 on I respect this guy +33
#27 - Do all people on tumblr look like faggots?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/27/2013 on I hope he's a princess +26
User avatar #83 - novembersky (12/28/2013) [-]
As someone who goes there regularly, I can confirm that most of them do.
#59 - jokersaysamuseme (12/28/2013) [-]
THIS is a faggot.

(And there's a difference between faggots and gay people, fyi)
User avatar #57 - jokersaysamuseme (12/28/2013) [-]
That is not a faggot.
User avatar #43 - natinanutshell (12/27/2013) [-]
hurrhurr FJ masterrace
User avatar #31 - whiteblob (12/27/2013) [-]
If he's a Disney princess don't expect him to look manly. Too me he looks creepy though, sorta like a skeleton or I don't know.
User avatar #35 - redthumbmaster (12/27/2013) [-]
He reminds me of Beni Gabor from The Mummy(1999)
User avatar #38 - whiteblob (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh god that's true, lol. Still creepy though.
#165 - How can the post have 300 thumbs and this comment -10?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Hypocrisy 0
User avatar #167 - helenwheels (12/27/2013) [-]
I think its because its sticked.
#164 - Strawmen, strawmen everywhere. 12/27/2013 on Hypocrisy 0
#98 - Oh boy here we go 12/27/2013 on He has a point +4
#31 - That's not the point op is trying to make. 12/27/2013 on Meanwhile on FJ 0
#30 - The hitman games are made by a robot who calculated fun. 12/27/2013 on (untitled) +5
#17315 - Really? I was bored out of my mind the last 45 minutes. 12/27/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#58 - That was intentional. The evolution theory is generally accept… 12/25/2013 on Quote from a great man. 0
#56 - I don't care if I'm the minority. It's not 100% sure evolution… 12/25/2013 on Quote from a great man. 0
#89 - Comment deleted 12/25/2013 on Christmas consequences +1
#17290 - Well that was a drag..  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #17310 - seriouslyblack (12/27/2013) [-]
i dont know why everyone else thought it was so boring

i thought it was excellently paced and i didnt feel like wanting to check the time at all during the movie
User avatar #17315 - beatmasterz (12/27/2013) [-]
Really? I was bored out of my mind the last 45 minutes.
#17289 - It was a ****** year for movies indeed. 12/25/2013 on Television - cartoon... +1
#54 - Because there's no single shred of evidence except someone tal… 12/25/2013 on Quote from a great man. 0
#52 - For the record, I'm not fat or wearing a fedora. That said, no… 12/25/2013 on Quote from a great man. 0
#209 - Obviously Scarlett Johansson, might as well die happy. 12/25/2013 on Choose Wisely +3
#45 - I saw these in Rome, fake as **** . 12/24/2013 on shaolin monks these days 0
#93 - Which ones? 12/24/2013 on truth satire comp +1

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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