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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#7174
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
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Total Comments Made:5085
FJ Points:3541

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#117922 - I have a Galaxy S Advance and for some time I can't seem to br… 02/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#117921 - Don't listen to that jackass. Get a new job, join a sportsteam… 02/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#117919 - What do you mean?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#117923 - crocksandsocks (02/21/2014) [-]
the new tab page looks like shit now
User avatar #117938 - jorgethemaster (02/21/2014) [-]
They made it like that because now that you can have a Google Icon, which opens all those apps that you showed. puu.sh/754yH.jpg Look.
#117943 - crocksandsocks (02/21/2014) [-]
Well, in the end some people have different tastes. I'll just have to get used to it really, because that's what google is going to make me do. They may have taken my new tab page, but they'll never take my Nig la Nig
User avatar #117944 - jorgethemaster (02/21/2014) [-]
Like Admin said in a mass message.
What some people like, some people dislike. You can't make everybody happy. S:
User avatar #117924 - beatmasterz (02/21/2014) [-]
How did it look before?
#117926 - crocksandsocks (02/21/2014) [-]
Like this
User avatar #117935 - beatmasterz (02/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea
#155 - right 02/20/2014 on Flags and Food 0
#144 - Read below. 02/20/2014 on Flags and Food 0
#143 - I know it's the netherlands but holland is shorter and nobody …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Flags and Food 0
User avatar #153 - alhemicar (02/20/2014) [-]
I know dude I was just joking

no real offense
User avatar #155 - beatmasterz (02/20/2014) [-]
right
#103 - Holland is never on those lists  [+] (14 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Flags and Food +3
User avatar #141 - drynix (02/20/2014) [-]
www.archimon.nl/general/holland.html

Read that, don't make that mistake again please.
User avatar #144 - beatmasterz (02/20/2014) [-]
Read below.
User avatar #126 - alhemicar (02/20/2014) [-]
It's the Netherlands you uneducated shit
User avatar #127 - alhemicar (02/20/2014) [-]
wait... did I just teach a Netherlander about his own country?
User avatar #143 - beatmasterz (02/20/2014) [-]
I know it's the netherlands but holland is shorter and nobody in general gives a shit except grammar nazis.
User avatar #153 - alhemicar (02/20/2014) [-]
I know dude I was just joking

no real offense
User avatar #155 - beatmasterz (02/20/2014) [-]
right
#138 - joper (02/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #124 - furrypuppy (02/20/2014) [-]
Because according to the stereotype, all we eat is cheese, and our flag is red, white and blue.

Kinda hard to make that with cheese.

Also, the Netherlands* <3
#123 - bringitbitch (02/20/2014) [-]
Don't worry fellow hollander !
User avatar #137 - joper (02/20/2014) [-]
dutchmen plz you embarrass us
User avatar #148 - bringitbitch (02/20/2014) [-]
Dutchman*
User avatar #208 - joper (02/21/2014) [-]
still hollander come on at least I tried
User avatar #210 - bringitbitch (02/22/2014) [-]
good enough.
#431 - 2011 called... 02/20/2014 on FJ. Your thoughts? -1
#23 - Only four posts until the america jokes, for once, I'm proud o… 02/20/2014 on Photogenic Eagle 0
#58 - Look at her so quirky and down to earth, she's just like us! r… 02/20/2014 on What do i do +2
#29 - Who and whom is both correct in this case.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Shocking content -5
User avatar #77 - insertsfunnyname (02/20/2014) [-]
I don't think so. The person being shocked is the subject, so it should be whom.

Feel free to tell if I'm wrong; I'm hardly an expert.
User avatar #64 - zantheo (02/20/2014) [-]
Rule of thumb: who = subject. Whom = object.
#37 - mastercolossus (02/20/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Localization in a nutshell ** are*
User avatar #48 - bitchesbanthymine (02/20/2014) [-]
No "whom".
#38 - Bobtheblob (02/20/2014) [-]
#57 - billybeee (02/20/2014) [-]
is that suposed to a gay mans butt?

or am i just dirty minded?
#91 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
idk but either way it looks delicious
#85 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Totally normal assumption
seriously dude, get help
#70 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
sweet roll
#58097 - it's gay  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #58098 - schnizel (02/19/2014) [-]
lel
#36 - How thin is your bread? 02/19/2014 on Broken glass problem? 0
#117555 - not a work. An expression, a proverb. 02/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#117365 - What's that expression called when you sometimes perform reall…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #117555 - beatmasterz (02/19/2014) [-]
not a work. An expression, a proverb.
User avatar #117540 - nippuhl (02/19/2014) [-]
Inconsistent.
User avatar #117395 - supertanto (02/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #117380 - derpityhurr (02/18/2014) [-]
good but inconsistent?
User avatar #117372 - ScottP (02/18/2014) [-]
...normal? I guess...
User avatar #117368 - friendlypitbull (02/18/2014) [-]
Erratic?
#34 - Well at least she doesn't have autism 02/18/2014 on autism intensifies -1
#218 - Really? REALLY? I live in Europe and I know most countries of …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Europe in a nutshell +1
User avatar #232 - grimsho (02/18/2014) [-]
You're not most people.
#227 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
But the majority of europeans don't. Countries teach in schools about the most relevant countries to them. To Europeans, its the big few (us, china, japan, etc) and the people around you. To places like China, it's asia and the big few. To USA, it's north america, and the big few.

Just because YOU know something doesn't mean your country does.
#18949 - Which aspect of Will Graham is jewish? 02/18/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#18903 - not a jew  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#18906 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/17/2014) [-]
whos that not jew pretending to be a jew?
User avatar #18949 - beatmasterz (02/18/2014) [-]
Which aspect of Will Graham is jewish?
#18862 - Who's hyped?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#18872 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/17/2014) [-]
whos that jew
User avatar #18903 - beatmasterz (02/17/2014) [-]
not a jew
#18906 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/17/2014) [-]
whos that not jew pretending to be a jew?
User avatar #18949 - beatmasterz (02/18/2014) [-]
Which aspect of Will Graham is jewish?
#53 - **** off I'm completely right  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on #deep -2
User avatar #54 - dehnoobshow (02/16/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
#37 - Haha so random, right guise? XDDD  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2014 on #deep -7
User avatar #52 - dehnoobshow (02/16/2014) [-]
Le lol le XD faec XDDDDDDD Yez this is to le random lololololololol.

Kill yourself.
User avatar #53 - beatmasterz (02/16/2014) [-]
fuck off I'm completely right
User avatar #54 - dehnoobshow (02/16/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
#43 - vaticancameos (02/16/2014) [-]
#65 - Theres a huge gap between that and star wars 02/13/2014 on filthy rebel scum! +1
#60 - No, are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on filthy rebel scum! 0
User avatar #62 - revengeforfreeze (02/13/2014) [-]
No, but I keep an open mind and I have read physics of the impossible.

Also, do you think that 'people born in the 80s thought that a couple of decades later they'd be able to respond to comments on an internet forum from the car, while going home from the psychiatrist?(last part was superfluous but it is the closest example I haveat hand right now)
User avatar #65 - beatmasterz (02/13/2014) [-]
Theres a huge gap between that and star wars
#53 - I doubt that.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2014 on filthy rebel scum! 0
User avatar #59 - revengeforfreeze (02/13/2014) [-]
Why, are you a professor in advanced physics?
User avatar #60 - beatmasterz (02/13/2014) [-]
No, are you?
User avatar #62 - revengeforfreeze (02/13/2014) [-]
No, but I keep an open mind and I have read physics of the impossible.

Also, do you think that 'people born in the 80s thought that a couple of decades later they'd be able to respond to comments on an internet forum from the car, while going home from the psychiatrist?(last part was superfluous but it is the closest example I haveat hand right now)
User avatar #65 - beatmasterz (02/13/2014) [-]
Theres a huge gap between that and star wars

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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