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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#6 - >Latin handwriting >English text  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Alternate ending 0
User avatar #10 - omnifish (01/31/2014) [-]
Because everyone would understand it if it was written in Latin.
User avatar #11 - beatmasterz (01/31/2014) [-]
Also the painting looks suspiciously Chinese. I'm not a historian or anything but I don't think they had Latin in ancient Asia.
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2014) [-]
How do you feel being that ignorant?
User avatar #15 - beatmasterz (01/31/2014) [-]
please enlighten me
#85 - Imagine having all of that happen on the same day.. 01/31/2014 on you're having a bad day 0
#113 - Moral of the story: stop complaining. 01/31/2014 on Punchline 0
#18130 - Andrew Garfield is worse. I don't get why people seem to think… 01/30/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#18129 - alrighty then 01/30/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#18128 - 1981 actually 01/30/2014 on Television - cartoon... -1
#18126 - What kind of monologue are you looking for? 01/30/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#16 - Do you think that's how we pronounce van gogh? 01/30/2014 on I need a funnier title... 0
#21 - I thought that thing was an actually fly. 01/30/2014 on LET ME WIN YOU, DAMMIT +2
#484 - He probably won't but it's still nice to know that most of ame…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on FUCK YOU GUYS +3
#488 - kaboomz (01/30/2014) [-]
190,000 signatures in 7 days
and the petition only expires in february 22
#126 - I remember this. 01/30/2014 on Model Citizen 0
#480 - Yeah but, technically you have no right to have your signature…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on FUCK YOU GUYS 0
#481 - alltipswelcome (01/30/2014) [-]
Dont blame me, it let me sign up thats all I'm saying.
User avatar #487 - ordanborniv (01/30/2014) [-]
The English are our cousins. Boom! One big happy, anti-Bieber family.
#478 - You guys heard? He got arrested again for abusing his limo driver.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2014 on FUCK YOU GUYS +4
User avatar #484 - beatmasterz (01/30/2014) [-]
He probably won't but it's still nice to know that most of america hates him.
#488 - kaboomz (01/30/2014) [-]
190,000 signatures in 7 days
and the petition only expires in february 22
#477 - Why would you do that?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2014 on FUCK YOU GUYS 0
#479 - alltipswelcome (01/30/2014) [-]
Im english. Canadians just seem too happy for us.
User avatar #480 - beatmasterz (01/30/2014) [-]
Yeah but, technically you have no right to have your signature counted as a vote.
#481 - alltipswelcome (01/30/2014) [-]
Dont blame me, it let me sign up thats all I'm saying.
User avatar #487 - ordanborniv (01/30/2014) [-]
The English are our cousins. Boom! One big happy, anti-Bieber family.
#211 - It's actually, off the top of your head. 01/30/2014 on Do some research mr.... 0
#45865 - Really? That **** is anime? Goddamnit  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #45866 - nocturnalemission (01/29/2014) [-]
It's more of a manga and anime mix, but yeah.
#45858 - . com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM What is this drawing style…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #45863 - nocturnalemission (01/29/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonzo_%28company%29
Hope you like anime. These are the guys who did that video.
User avatar #45865 - beatmasterz (01/29/2014) [-]
Really? That shit is anime? Goddamnit
User avatar #45866 - nocturnalemission (01/29/2014) [-]
It's more of a manga and anime mix, but yeah.
#65 - I like this. 01/29/2014 on #justmedievalthings 0
#753 - It's because white people generally dominate the world op. It'…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2014 on I'm sorry, did I rape you... +1
User avatar #810 - konradkurze (01/29/2014) [-]
white people dont dominate the world, blacks get more rights than humans
User avatar #764 - lorddarkskull (01/29/2014) [-]
So you're not allowed to be proud of winning?
#769 - bobfreakingdole (01/29/2014) [-]
well see there is the problem, is if you think of race relations as one race "winning" over another race your stuck in early 20th century thought. White pride is problematic because white people generally come from a position of privilege over other races. If the goal is equity (not equality) for all races, so the playing field is level for everyone, then other races need to be given a leg up. Yes, you should really base your own worth on your individual accomplishments, but disenfranchisement of some races is a real phenomenon. Affirmative action looks like crazy reverse racism if you don't think about the fact that white dominance is a freaking accident of history. Anyone could have come out on top. I think it would be nice if at birth at least, everyone had the same chances of getting to the top.
#781 - teranin (01/29/2014) [-]
#766 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/29/2014) [-]
Modesty i guess?
#178 - I thought alchemy got outdated after the middle ages?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Full Metal Rapist +1
User avatar #194 - godtherapist (01/29/2014) [-]
We call it Supramolecular chemistry now.
#203 - There can be more than one horrible thing in the world you kno… 01/28/2014 on Something to think about. 0
#79 - Or we just dump a ******** of rice on their grave… 01/28/2014 on Zombies 0
#50011 - No, just the whole neckbeard thing. I remember about a year ag…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #50012 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
lol i uhh.. guess

I still don't see it as often as this summer though
#50009 - I wasn't targeting you specifically, just the whole trend of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #50010 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
"wasn't targeting you"
you're on the wrong post saying this though

It's true, there is only darkness after death most likely unless some things people say are true, but I do believe only that we have potential to be pulle din direction of evil scum and so forth

but I've rarely seen any of this. Are you refering to that philosoraptor post I made about Gods image or what?
User avatar #50011 - beatmasterz (01/27/2014) [-]
No, just the whole neckbeard thing. I remember about a year ago christians being the giant scapegoat for jokes and now it's shifted to atheists. Specifically, the hairy obese ones.
User avatar #50012 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
lol i uhh.. guess

I still don't see it as often as this summer though
#50007 - Can we drop this **** already? This is ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Religion Board 0
#50008 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
Jesus.

I was trying to make a joke, I don't actually give a shit about him.

Calm down.. I have no idea what you mean by that nihilistic pessimistic part.. what?
User avatar #50009 - beatmasterz (01/27/2014) [-]
I wasn't targeting you specifically, just the whole trend of this shit lately.
And I meant that humans are inherently evil scum, eternal darkness after death etc.
User avatar #50010 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
"wasn't targeting you"
you're on the wrong post saying this though

It's true, there is only darkness after death most likely unless some things people say are true, but I do believe only that we have potential to be pulle din direction of evil scum and so forth

but I've rarely seen any of this. Are you refering to that philosoraptor post I made about Gods image or what?
User avatar #50011 - beatmasterz (01/27/2014) [-]
No, just the whole neckbeard thing. I remember about a year ago christians being the giant scapegoat for jokes and now it's shifted to atheists. Specifically, the hairy obese ones.
User avatar #50012 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
lol i uhh.. guess

I still don't see it as often as this summer though

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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