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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:4/19/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#878993 - Oh wow yeah it's awesome. 04/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#878892 - So I started playing the Stanley Parable. Apparently I already…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #878915 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
What's it about.
User avatar #878994 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
I can't really tell, just torrent it and play it.
User avatar #879242 - schnizel (04/03/2014) [-]
You filthy criminal.
User avatar #878910 - fitemeirl (04/02/2014) [-]
you can't fuck up in The Stanley Parable.
User avatar #878993 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh wow yeah it's awesome.
#61031 - Appears so. 04/02/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#61029 - Seems like a waste of time to me.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #61030 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
I have a lot of time.
User avatar #61031 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Appears so.
#81 - Picture 04/02/2014 on Mr. Bigglesworth +3
#243 - Batman 04/02/2014 on Helllllo 0
#61027 - Why would you?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #61028 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #61029 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems like a waste of time to me.
User avatar #61030 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
I have a lot of time.
User avatar #61031 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Appears so.
#61025 - Do you not understand me?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #61026 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
So I can't complain if I can't fight it in the moment?
User avatar #61027 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Why would you?
User avatar #61028 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #61029 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems like a waste of time to me.
User avatar #61030 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
I have a lot of time.
User avatar #61031 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Appears so.
#61019 - Then don't complain.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #61022 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #61025 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Do you not understand me?
User avatar #61026 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
So I can't complain if I can't fight it in the moment?
User avatar #61027 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Why would you?
User avatar #61028 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #61029 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems like a waste of time to me.
User avatar #61030 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
I have a lot of time.
User avatar #61031 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Appears so.
#50 - Ironic that FJ was full of it. 04/01/2014 on Never forget 0
#60965 - Move to another country.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #60984 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #61019 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Then don't complain.
User avatar #61022 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #61025 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Do you not understand me?
User avatar #61026 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
So I can't complain if I can't fight it in the moment?
User avatar #61027 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Why would you?
User avatar #61028 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #61029 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems like a waste of time to me.
User avatar #61030 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
I have a lot of time.
User avatar #61031 - beatmasterz (04/02/2014) [-]
Appears so.
#125022 - My homework is difficult.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #125046 - badexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
force feed it to your dog
#125021 - Try to join the army. Doesn't require much social skills, you … 04/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#55 - oh 04/01/2014 on 3D metal printing 0
#125015 - Yeah but then I'd have to undergo surgery.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #125018 - domitius (04/01/2014) [-]
unless you want twisted bollocks forever, I suggest you get it done
#125012 - I'm not talking about cancer. I'm talking about missing reinfo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #125013 - Ottovan (04/01/2014) [-]
AH, well first of all that test isn't just for cancer...

And secondly, this is where that "Turn your head and cough" trick comes in.

Your best bet: CALL A DOCTOR AND STOP LISTENING TO FJ.

Just my 2 cents...
User avatar #125015 - beatmasterz (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah but then I'd have to undergo surgery.
User avatar #125018 - domitius (04/01/2014) [-]
unless you want twisted bollocks forever, I suggest you get it done
#41 - But then it's not metal.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on 3D metal printing 0
User avatar #51 - leonhardt (04/01/2014) [-]
This isn't 3D printing, either.
User avatar #55 - beatmasterz (04/01/2014) [-]
oh
#125002 - Is there a doctor in the house or anyone with medical knowledg…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #125009 - Ottovan (04/01/2014) [-]
Gently roll each testicle between your thumb and finger like a hard boiled egg in a plastic bag.

If you feel any lumps or feel a slight pain then you might have an issue.

Remember, not everybody's balls are the same. Yours might take on different shapes and sizes, but the main thing you're looking for is an abnormality like a lump.

Hope that helps
User avatar #125012 - beatmasterz (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm not talking about cancer. I'm talking about missing reinforcement on my vas deferens causing it to twist. Are you even a real doctor?
User avatar #125013 - Ottovan (04/01/2014) [-]
AH, well first of all that test isn't just for cancer...

And secondly, this is where that "Turn your head and cough" trick comes in.

Your best bet: CALL A DOCTOR AND STOP LISTENING TO FJ.

Just my 2 cents...
User avatar #125015 - beatmasterz (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah but then I'd have to undergo surgery.
User avatar #125018 - domitius (04/01/2014) [-]
unless you want twisted bollocks forever, I suggest you get it done
#125001 - nah, depends who you're talking with. 04/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#60932 - I added two spaces so it wouldn't get removed.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #60933 - schnizel (04/01/2014) [-]
k
#28 - Place girl in box Take picture Remove girl from box … 04/01/2014 on she dead +21
#34 - How can you 3d print metal out of not metal?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/01/2014 on 3D metal printing -1
User avatar #62 - bamman (04/01/2014) [-]
Can you 3d print plastic out of peanut butter?
User avatar #38 - garfvader (04/01/2014) [-]
The main material used in 3d printing is actually Acrylic plastic
User avatar #41 - beatmasterz (04/01/2014) [-]
But then it's not metal.
User avatar #51 - leonhardt (04/01/2014) [-]
This isn't 3D printing, either.
User avatar #55 - beatmasterz (04/01/2014) [-]
oh
#60882 - www.cracked . com/article 21053 5-traits-you-think-you-contr…  [+] (26 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #61131 - feelythefeel (04/04/2014) [-]
Certain traits that affect your general intelligence, especially mental abnormalities, can be hereditary or otherwise biological. But for the most part it's your environment, how you're raised etc that decides it.
User avatar #61360 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
Epic 4chan language, buddy. Also, you started it. I'm getting the feeling you just want the last word in this discussion, I'll give you the pleasure of not responding anymore.
User avatar #61361 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
I've been telling you to stop bitching this whole time, don't put that shit on me.

Bye though. I'd say it's been pleasant talking with you, but I'm just terrible at lying.
User avatar #61302 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
Did you even read the article?
User avatar #61329 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
No, I'm just replying to what you said afterwards. I assumed that your summary was valid. Is it not?
User avatar #61330 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
I was talking about the first bit of the article, that you're born with a left or right preference.
User avatar #61331 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
Could have mentioned that, or at least not get pissy when I reply to your summary instead of the article.
User avatar #61338 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
I was hoping people would understand my summary was related to the link I posted.
User avatar #61339 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
When you make a summary, people aren't obligated to read the link to reply. It's assumed that the summary will suffice.
User avatar #61344 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
Well you assumed wrong.
User avatar #61346 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
Then it's not exactly anyone's fault but yours, is it?
User avatar #61348 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
Who even says it was a summarty? I was just commenting on what was said in the article. You were too lazy to read it, it's your fault.
User avatar #61349 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
It literally a summary, the only question about it is whether or not it's accurate. According to you it isn't, so I don't see why you're getting pissy at me for my previous assumption that it was.
User avatar #61350 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
No it's not a summary. Who would know best if I intended to write a summery, you or me?
User avatar #61351 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
sum·ma·ry
ˈsəmərē/Submit
noun
1.
a brief statement or account of the main points of something.
"a summary of Chapter Three"
synonyms: synopsis, précis, résumé, abstract, digest, encapsulation, abbreviated
User avatar #61352 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
Comment:

a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like; annotation.
User avatar #61353 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
So it's exactly what I said it was, but it also happens to be another thing that doesn't change the dynamic whatsoever? Cool beans.
User avatar #61354 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
Right, except I wasn't summarizing. Nowhere in the article it was stated that being an idiot is hereditary, only that political preferences are. That means it's not a summary, but a comment. If I wanted to summarize, I would've said: So apparently your political preference is hereditary.
User avatar #61355 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
You wrote it in a way that it would be assumed to be a summary before the reader even clicked the link. I still don't see how it's my fault you don't understand basic human behaviour.
User avatar #61356 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
"I assumed something wrong, so everyone does." Not everyone is as lazy as you, you know.
User avatar #61359 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
>implying I'm the one bitching
User avatar #61357 - feelythefeel (04/05/2014) [-]
Not everyone will assume what could easily be considered a summary is a summary and not all of those people will trust said summary, but there's still enough people who would do just that that it's not exactly their fault. Learn to English, or learn to not be pissy.
User avatar #61358 - beatmasterz (04/05/2014) [-]
Jesus, it's one sentence added as some kind of comic twist or whatever, but you just had to go and ruin it by throwing semantics shit. I didn't summarize anything, I COMMENTED. When typing that mere sentence, I wasn't paying attention to the countless ways it might or might not have been interpreted and I deeply apologize. Can you now just please stop bitching?
User avatar #60926 - schnizel (04/01/2014) [-]
link wont work
User avatar #60932 - beatmasterz (04/01/2014) [-]
I added two spaces so it wouldn't get removed.
User avatar #60933 - schnizel (04/01/2014) [-]
k
#20 - Picture 03/31/2014 on fight! +8
#19 - He does in the uncropped image. 03/31/2014 on fight! +3
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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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