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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:10/26/2014
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#6661
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
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Total Comments Made:4964
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#43 - Thumbs up for a woman making a joke that's not about sex.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on vegans +38
#86 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2014) [-]
jakecrafted confirmed for being a pussy bitch
#116 - Is that ASMR? I never managed to get into that.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Listen with headphones,... 0
User avatar #119 - touchmybutt (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's ASMR. It's ear to ear, roleplay, and noices to make you tingle. (Suck as the "Fancy cap" he put on your head in the beginning.)
User avatar #120 - beatmasterz (09/20/2014) [-]
Nice. I get that when my barber shaves the back of my head and when my cat snores into my ear.
User avatar #122 - touchmybutt (09/20/2014) [-]
Haha! Cat snoring into your ear? That is so adorable!
User avatar #123 - beatmasterz (09/20/2014) [-]
I am very adorable.
User avatar #125 - touchmybutt (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, you are.
#113 - Am I the only one that gets a huge itch in their right side of…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Listen with headphones,... 0
User avatar #114 - touchmybutt (09/20/2014) [-]
Nah, this is actually considered ASMR. (Autonomous sensory meridian response)
you're supposed to get tingles from it.
User avatar #116 - beatmasterz (09/20/2014) [-]
Is that ASMR? I never managed to get into that.
User avatar #119 - touchmybutt (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's ASMR. It's ear to ear, roleplay, and noices to make you tingle. (Suck as the "Fancy cap" he put on your head in the beginning.)
User avatar #120 - beatmasterz (09/20/2014) [-]
Nice. I get that when my barber shaves the back of my head and when my cat snores into my ear.
User avatar #122 - touchmybutt (09/20/2014) [-]
Haha! Cat snoring into your ear? That is so adorable!
User avatar #123 - beatmasterz (09/20/2014) [-]
I am very adorable.
User avatar #125 - touchmybutt (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, you are.
#115 - Picture 09/20/2014 on TL;DR Edition for Gamer Gate +21
#38 - You're talking like we're animals that have never evolved beyo… 09/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#90 - Yes, I subscribe to a bunch of magazines at home but I never r… 09/20/2014 on How to Make a TARDIS -1
#81 - Then why are you subscribed to the channel?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on How to Make a TARDIS -1
User avatar #82 - urbanknightx (09/19/2014) [-]
Because I can subscribe to something without being a fan. I don't have to explain my actions to you, dude.
User avatar #90 - beatmasterz (09/20/2014) [-]
Yes, I subscribe to a bunch of magazines at home but I never read them.
#22 - watch that edge  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2014) [-]
do you know what the definition of edge is? because it looks like you dont
User avatar #38 - beatmasterz (09/20/2014) [-]
You're talking like we're animals that have never evolved beyond the point of sticking your dick in anything with a pulse.
#75 - Sorry I offended your tv show  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2014 on How to Make a TARDIS -1
User avatar #79 - urbanknightx (09/19/2014) [-]
I never said I liked it. I don't really care, its my girlfriend the one that likes it.
User avatar #81 - beatmasterz (09/19/2014) [-]
Then why are you subscribed to the channel?
User avatar #82 - urbanknightx (09/19/2014) [-]
Because I can subscribe to something without being a fan. I don't have to explain my actions to you, dude.
User avatar #90 - beatmasterz (09/20/2014) [-]
Yes, I subscribe to a bunch of magazines at home but I never read them.
#35 - What's happening here? Is is it that game gate **** ? 09/19/2014 on 4chan is kill 0
#38 - Doing SL at the moment. 09/19/2014 on how to pick someone up +1
#19 - Too bad a third of the american population is too fat to be ca…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/19/2014 on how to pick someone up +3
#21 - fourchinsbrah (09/19/2014) [-]
dyel brah?
User avatar #38 - beatmasterz (09/19/2014) [-]
Doing SL at the moment.
#23 - hellboundstrength (09/19/2014) [-]
DO YOU?
#24 - fourchinsbrah (09/19/2014) [-]
come at me brah
#26 - hellboundstrength (09/19/2014) [-]
that kids ego though....
User avatar #27 - fourchinsbrah (09/19/2014) [-]
ego=/=confidence/pride
User avatar #37 - tylosaurus (09/19/2014) [-]
NOUN (plural egos)

1A person’s sense of self-esteem or self-importance:
he needed a boost to his ego
#29 - hellboundstrength (09/19/2014) [-]
this guy could use confidence but then again who wouldn't when you couldn't see your dick even if it was 10"
#40 - Did he actually do that? I thought that was just south park. 09/18/2014 on why /tv/ loves james cameron 0
#35 - internet brownie points  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on I'm a Mad egg, Escar. +3
User avatar #52 - xortrox (09/17/2014) [-]
INTERNET BROWNIE POINTS
#128 - Picture 09/17/2014 on A more complete explanation... -3
#114 - And why does he speak spanish? 09/17/2014 on Coolest teachers +3
#32 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** oh my god I do this 09/17/2014 on well now that you mention... +1
#55 - I've just been to a gay orgy and it stil wasn't as gay. 09/16/2014 on How to Make a TARDIS 0
#43 - That's the gayest thing I've seen today.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/16/2014 on How to Make a TARDIS -1
User avatar #73 - urbanknightx (09/19/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #75 - beatmasterz (09/19/2014) [-]
Sorry I offended your tv show
User avatar #79 - urbanknightx (09/19/2014) [-]
I never said I liked it. I don't really care, its my girlfriend the one that likes it.
User avatar #81 - beatmasterz (09/19/2014) [-]
Then why are you subscribed to the channel?
User avatar #82 - urbanknightx (09/19/2014) [-]
Because I can subscribe to something without being a fan. I don't have to explain my actions to you, dude.
User avatar #90 - beatmasterz (09/20/2014) [-]
Yes, I subscribe to a bunch of magazines at home but I never read them.
User avatar #44 - therebemoose (09/16/2014) [-]
You really need to get out more today.
User avatar #55 - beatmasterz (09/16/2014) [-]
I've just been to a gay orgy and it stil wasn't as gay.
#14 - you actually made me laugh out loud. 09/15/2014 on KINKIES! 0
#72 - Yup, you're not going to survive if you don't shave that hair off. 09/15/2014 on chest hair 0
#71 - Nee jij 09/15/2014 on chest hair +2
#161 - Are titans > gods?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on the greeks had it right 0
User avatar #173 - thirdjess (09/15/2014) [-]
Titans came first and were very very powerful, but were kind of primative. Like a gorilla could smash the shit out of a human, but because the human is smart enough to invent the gun, the human can kill the gorilla. Same applies to Titans and Gods respectively.
User avatar #167 - chaossniper (09/15/2014) [-]
not really since zeus fucked them up
User avatar #162 - thewhitezombie (09/15/2014) [-]
Unclear. The titan's came first, and were powerful, but the gods defeated them utterly in an outright war with fewer numbers. The modern take is that the titan's were more powerful, but that seems to be more for the sake of Hollywood movies and stories than accurate representation of mythology.
#163 - telamatoes (09/15/2014) [-]
Well, mind you half the titans betrayed eachother and joined the olympians along with all the other monstrosities the titans created.
#128 - [SPOILER ALERT] You don't eat that much. 09/15/2014 on Advice duck +4
#167 - I'd be more reluctant to beat women because they're physically…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on hate to say it... +1
User avatar #171 - sackit (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah me too, usefull i am not a violet guy but when she takes a gun its impossible to rape her and i have to beat her first!!!

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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