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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:3/26/2015
Location:Netherlands
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Highest Content Rank:#6889
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#63 - Don't put hot water in your mouth, it contains rust from the pipes.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/24/2015 on i aint got time for all that.. -2
#100 - sooshishef (03/24/2015) [-]
>2014+1
>miniscule amounts of non-lethal pipe rust entering a stomach (that manages millions of bacteria that could fucking kill you on a daily basis) is bad for you
>Being this retarded
User avatar #64 - lapsushominum (03/24/2015) [-]
The amount of rust you'd get from that water is miniscule and harmless when ingested.
User avatar #65 - beatmasterz (03/24/2015) [-]
Would you make soup with hot pipe water?
User avatar #68 - sugoi (03/24/2015) [-]
Wait. where do you get your soup water? bottles?
User avatar #87 - beatmasterz (03/24/2015) [-]
I boil cold water.....
User avatar #88 - sugoi (03/24/2015) [-]
Which you boil in a kettle,
Made from metal,
That rusts,
See what I'm getting at here?
User avatar #66 - lapsushominum (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't see why not. The rust isn't going to hurt you.
User avatar #67 - beatmasterz (03/24/2015) [-]
The insides of a hot water heater contain metals that can, and do, corrode. Some of the pipes in your home that are not made of PVC may have lead soldering. Hot water will dissolve metals, especially lead, much quicker than cold water will. Not to mention that over the years, daily use of drawing gallons throughout the day in cycles causes the water from the local utility, with all of its impurities, to collect and precipitate in the bottom of the hot water heater. This is prime breeding ground for bacteria. Perhaps they cannot survive in an environment where the water is around 140°, but as soon as the water cools down enough due to a power outage or extended leave (if you turn off your water heater), all the necessary nutrients are there in an 80 gallon soup.
User avatar #72 - hybredmoon (03/24/2015) [-]
Wait...you can turn off a hot water heater?

Also I get my water from a deep well (Living 20 miles away from everything ftw) So if I cared about a few impurities in my water I'm sure I'd be insane by now.
User avatar #70 - lapsushominum (03/24/2015) [-]
If we're gonna talk about other metal impurities in the water, then ok sure. I'd consider the risk of bacteria from using hot rather than cold water to be minimal as well, but other metal contaminants are up for thought. I was just responding to your initial objection that implied rust is a reason to avoid hot pipe water. Obviously you don't want rust directly into your bloodstream or something, but the amount you'd get from pipe water is harmless.
#21 - Wow what a hilarious joke  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Reasons to fight +4
User avatar #23 - skyrimdovah (03/23/2015) [-]
I didn't mean it for like bleu to be "Blue" I mean't like the Blue Spy from TF2.
#79 - skyrimdovah (03/23/2015) [-]
thechickencharmer
User avatar #80 - thechickencharmer (03/23/2015) [-]
JEEZ
User avatar #82 - skyrimdovah (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks bby
#35 - ISDEAD I GET IT NOW  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Bullet Proof +4
#55 - toensix (03/23/2015) [-]
Finally! Thank you so much!
#46 - *tips fedora* 03/23/2015 on Check m8 atheists +2
#96 - **beatmasterz used "*roll picture*"** **beatmasterz rolled … 03/23/2015 on Really Shitty Memes* 0
#11 - What does tumbler know about adulthood? 03/22/2015 on Poor people be like +1
#28155 - Hm alright, well figure it out soon if you want to keep eating… 03/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#28151 - Yes eggs are good sources of protein and fat. But if you have …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #28152 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
surprisingly, a recent doctors visit, (about 2 months ago) didn't show too high of cholesterol or blood pressure DESPITE my family being diabetic. So its either gonna happen soon or its already happened and im not aware of it. (tho my doctor did say it would be a good idea to start losing)
User avatar #28155 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Hm alright, well figure it out soon if you want to keep eating eggs. If your cholesterol checks out then you can eat as much of them as you want.
#28149 - Then your legs probably aren't muscular enough to carry all th… 03/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#28147 - What exactly hurts? If your feet hurt some new shoes are recom…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #28148 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
Well, its my legs. My feet are sore and i have pain in them, but my legs are the biggest problem. I've tried 3 different shoes all with the same result so i'm sure it's the weight problem. no back pain tho
User avatar #28149 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Then your legs probably aren't muscular enough to carry all the weight. So losing weight and building leg muscles would probably improve that.
#28146 - Potatoes are fine, so is corn if it's not sweetened. MCD is in…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #28150 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
boiled eggs are good to eat? I LOVE them. and yeah i understand mcds is horrible, i eat there very scarcely because i know ill ruin myself.
User avatar #28151 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Yes eggs are good sources of protein and fat. But if you have high blood cholesterol they might damage you if you eat a lot of them.
User avatar #28152 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
surprisingly, a recent doctors visit, (about 2 months ago) didn't show too high of cholesterol or blood pressure DESPITE my family being diabetic. So its either gonna happen soon or its already happened and im not aware of it. (tho my doctor did say it would be a good idea to start losing)
User avatar #28155 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Hm alright, well figure it out soon if you want to keep eating eggs. If your cholesterol checks out then you can eat as much of them as you want.
#205 - I think you're overthinking it. They're terrorists, they don't… 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
#197 - They use religion to recruit people and to justify their actio…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
User avatar #199 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
But how do they justify hiring female children as soldiers as they demand all women to wear a burka and stay home?
User avatar #205 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
I think you're overthinking it. They're terrorists, they don't have to justify themselves to anyone. Everything what they do is against their religion. Kids are easy to recruit and easy to indoctrinate and command. The kid will probably not grow up to be a woman so it doesn't matter to them.
#191 - Are you saying....it's not about religion? Guys we cracked it!…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
User avatar #195 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
Why in the fuck do they call themselves Jihadists then? Jihad has been a religious thing from the start.
User avatar #197 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
They use religion to recruit people and to justify their actions. Are you really this naive? It's about politics.
User avatar #199 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
But how do they justify hiring female children as soldiers as they demand all women to wear a burka and stay home?
User avatar #205 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
I think you're overthinking it. They're terrorists, they don't have to justify themselves to anyone. Everything what they do is against their religion. Kids are easy to recruit and easy to indoctrinate and command. The kid will probably not grow up to be a woman so it doesn't matter to them.
#180 - That doesn't matter. They just want kids because they're easy …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
User avatar #190 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
So they're not following the word of their beloved prophet then, fucking hypocrites.
User avatar #191 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Are you saying....it's not about religion? Guys we cracked it! It's not about religion!
User avatar #195 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
Why in the fuck do they call themselves Jihadists then? Jihad has been a religious thing from the start.
User avatar #197 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
They use religion to recruit people and to justify their actions. Are you really this naive? It's about politics.
User avatar #199 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
But how do they justify hiring female children as soldiers as they demand all women to wear a burka and stay home?
User avatar #205 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
I think you're overthinking it. They're terrorists, they don't have to justify themselves to anyone. Everything what they do is against their religion. Kids are easy to recruit and easy to indoctrinate and command. The kid will probably not grow up to be a woman so it doesn't matter to them.
#169 - ugh. Children are children because children haven't developed …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
User avatar #172 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
So what? As soon as it enters into adolescence, it will turn into she and will have to wear a burka? Is that how it works now?
User avatar #180 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
That doesn't matter. They just want kids because they're easy to command.
User avatar #190 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
So they're not following the word of their beloved prophet then, fucking hypocrites.
User avatar #191 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Are you saying....it's not about religion? Guys we cracked it! It's not about religion!
User avatar #195 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
Why in the fuck do they call themselves Jihadists then? Jihad has been a religious thing from the start.
User avatar #197 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
They use religion to recruit people and to justify their actions. Are you really this naive? It's about politics.
User avatar #199 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
But how do they justify hiring female children as soldiers as they demand all women to wear a burka and stay home?
User avatar #205 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
I think you're overthinking it. They're terrorists, they don't have to justify themselves to anyone. Everything what they do is against their religion. Kids are easy to recruit and easy to indoctrinate and command. The kid will probably not grow up to be a woman so it doesn't matter to them.
#159 - Picture 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
#28123 - Lel. Do you think you can be natty and beat people who roid? J… 03/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#28122 - Cut out any processed food and junk food. Eat only healthy &qu…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #28144 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
What about starchy stuff? I like potatoes and corn (im pretty sure potatoes are bad tho) and can i use equal/splenda in unsweet tea with a non-negative effect? also, i work at McDs and for break i have a parfait and low fat milk, which altogether is like 250-300 calories, and thats all i eat through the day until i get home where i'll eat dinner, is that a bad idea? anything i can eat at work that's healthier? My friend eats a grilled chicken patty every day after work. Also, are diet sodas okay? I like them, and am not sure if they are okay to help me lose weight. Thanks for the response! and one last thing, is running really a bad thing? i'm on my feet literally 7 hours a day, and i HURT when i get off how should i deal with that? ( i have special insoles too so yeah :/)
User avatar #28147 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
What exactly hurts? If your feet hurt some new shoes are recommended, for back pain deadlifts help.
User avatar #28148 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
Well, its my legs. My feet are sore and i have pain in them, but my legs are the biggest problem. I've tried 3 different shoes all with the same result so i'm sure it's the weight problem. no back pain tho
User avatar #28149 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Then your legs probably aren't muscular enough to carry all the weight. So losing weight and building leg muscles would probably improve that.
User avatar #28146 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Potatoes are fine, so is corn if it's not sweetened. MCD is incredibly bad for so many reasons. Whole milk is ironically better than low fat milk (because they replace the fat with carbs for flavoring). You can boil some eggs or smear some sandwiches to take with you. It doesn't really matter how much you eat and at what time, though breakfast is a good idea to give you some energy for the day. Any type of soda is bad (but one or two every week isn't gonna kill you).

And remember to have one cheat day a month to bear with everything.
User avatar #28150 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
boiled eggs are good to eat? I LOVE them. and yeah i understand mcds is horrible, i eat there very scarcely because i know ill ruin myself.
User avatar #28151 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Yes eggs are good sources of protein and fat. But if you have high blood cholesterol they might damage you if you eat a lot of them.
User avatar #28152 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
surprisingly, a recent doctors visit, (about 2 months ago) didn't show too high of cholesterol or blood pressure DESPITE my family being diabetic. So its either gonna happen soon or its already happened and im not aware of it. (tho my doctor did say it would be a good idea to start losing)
User avatar #28155 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Hm alright, well figure it out soon if you want to keep eating eggs. If your cholesterol checks out then you can eat as much of them as you want.
#107 - Children =/= male or female  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos +1
User avatar #162 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
Ok, is there something in Jihad culture I'm not aware of or are you saying children don't have a gender? And if so, what fucking school did you go to?
User avatar #169 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
ugh. Children are children because children haven't developed a personality yet that fits with their gender.
User avatar #172 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
So what? As soon as it enters into adolescence, it will turn into she and will have to wear a burka? Is that how it works now?
User avatar #180 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
That doesn't matter. They just want kids because they're easy to command.
User avatar #190 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
So they're not following the word of their beloved prophet then, fucking hypocrites.
User avatar #191 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Are you saying....it's not about religion? Guys we cracked it! It's not about religion!
User avatar #195 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
Why in the fuck do they call themselves Jihadists then? Jihad has been a religious thing from the start.
User avatar #197 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
They use religion to recruit people and to justify their actions. Are you really this naive? It's about politics.
User avatar #199 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
But how do they justify hiring female children as soldiers as they demand all women to wear a burka and stay home?
User avatar #205 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
I think you're overthinking it. They're terrorists, they don't have to justify themselves to anyone. Everything what they do is against their religion. Kids are easy to recruit and easy to indoctrinate and command. The kid will probably not grow up to be a woman so it doesn't matter to them.
#106 - Looks like Meadow from the Sopranos. 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
#104 - We have to deal with corporate ********** like TTIP  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
User avatar #158 - corporate (03/22/2015) [-]
Deal with it, bitch.
User avatar #159 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
#81108 - I don't want TTIP to happen guys. I don't want filthy american… 03/22/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#88 - Modern hard is more abstract and harder to understand, and mos… 03/21/2015 on Modern "art" comp 0
#48 - nice 03/21/2015 on Coming soon +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#66 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi beatmasterz! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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