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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:5/19/2013
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#4084
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
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#66 - No, the air is to prevent the chips from smashing into each ot…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Breathing Underwater 0
User avatar #67 - dxninjaxo (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't see how that works, but ok.
User avatar #69 - beatmasterz (03/13/2013) [-]
The chips have more space to maneuver inside the bag.
User avatar #71 - dxninjaxo (03/13/2013) [-]
i see now :P
#125 - Like when Bill Murray steals your fries.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on When awesome happens 0
User avatar #128 - cumsinbucket (03/13/2013) [-]
or when Bill Murray gives you a handjob ruining your 40 days of no cumming challenge the day before the last day
#126 - What happened to simply laughing at a joke? Why can't the comm… 03/13/2013 on What.. 0
#25259 - Hate speeches are forbidden by law. So they have the right to … 03/13/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#177 - You just have to inject yourself with all your money. 03/12/2013 on This week in science +1
#25228 - Well seeing as that I live in Europe and haven't noticed it, g…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
User avatar #25233 - paintbucket (03/12/2013) [-]
i'm saying it's possible.
i'm not saying europe is a dictatorship you dumb fuck.

and how is any censorship not an attack on free speech?
User avatar #25259 - beatmasterz (03/13/2013) [-]
Hate speeches are forbidden by law. So they have the right to censor it.
Or are you talking about all the porn on youtube?
#25221 - Strange, I haven't noticed that...  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
User avatar #25224 - paintbucket (03/12/2013) [-]
"it's not happening to me, so it can't be happening anywhere else"
User avatar #25228 - beatmasterz (03/12/2013) [-]
Well seeing as that I live in Europe and haven't noticed it, gives me a reason to doubt your claim. Though I'm not the most lazy person and I googled it, and yes in Germany and the UK they censor videos which can cause political conflicts and uproar.
Great job, you've proven that Europe is a dictatorship.
User avatar #25233 - paintbucket (03/12/2013) [-]
i'm saying it's possible.
i'm not saying europe is a dictatorship you dumb fuck.

and how is any censorship not an attack on free speech?
User avatar #25259 - beatmasterz (03/13/2013) [-]
Hate speeches are forbidden by law. So they have the right to censor it.
Or are you talking about all the porn on youtube?
#84 - you so edgy 03/12/2013 on d0nt du it guiz +1
#25213 - Except europe isn't a dictatorial regime.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25219 - paintbucket (03/12/2013) [-]
don't be naive.
i'm saying it's possible.
they already block youtube videos in european countries.
User avatar #25221 - beatmasterz (03/12/2013) [-]
Strange, I haven't noticed that...
User avatar #25224 - paintbucket (03/12/2013) [-]
"it's not happening to me, so it can't be happening anywhere else"
User avatar #25228 - beatmasterz (03/12/2013) [-]
Well seeing as that I live in Europe and haven't noticed it, gives me a reason to doubt your claim. Though I'm not the most lazy person and I googled it, and yes in Germany and the UK they censor videos which can cause political conflicts and uproar.
Great job, you've proven that Europe is a dictatorship.
User avatar #25233 - paintbucket (03/12/2013) [-]
i'm saying it's possible.
i'm not saying europe is a dictatorship you dumb fuck.

and how is any censorship not an attack on free speech?
User avatar #25259 - beatmasterz (03/13/2013) [-]
Hate speeches are forbidden by law. So they have the right to censor it.
Or are you talking about all the porn on youtube?
#25212 - Let me see your criminology certificate, because that's utterl… 03/12/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#516 - Yes, it also caused our seasons. 03/12/2013 on Squid Eye 0
#28 - Hello, Blue. 03/11/2013 on Right +10
#44 - no shit 03/11/2013 on d0nt du it guiz +1
#43 - Did you do that on purpose?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on d0nt du it guiz +2
User avatar #53 - rapsuskiller (03/11/2013) [-]
I watched that episode on friday whit a friend hahaha I missed nearly all of it because I was high as fuck (inb4 "you so edgy"). All I can remember is I was laughing almost during all of the episode.
User avatar #84 - beatmasterz (03/12/2013) [-]
you so edgy
#23 - Then why do you hit her? D: 03/11/2013 on Happened to me today. +14
#124 - THERE'S AN ENGLISH VERSION? 03/11/2013 on Autoglass. 0
#25195 - So you think people commit crimes because it gives them a rush?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25200 - medewu (03/11/2013) [-]
Have you ever committed a crime? even just a small one, the adrenaline rush is amazing, and think you start off small with the rush and you want more so your crimes continue to get worse, now not everyone is like that but a lot are.
User avatar #25212 - beatmasterz (03/12/2013) [-]
Let me see your criminology certificate, because that's utterly wrong. People don't commit crime to attract some sexual pleasure out of it. They commit crime either on impulse (murder etc) or they are in desperate need of money (mugging). In general people are sensible and don't commit crimes because it "makes them feel good". You're talking about stealing a chocolate bar from a supermarket.
#25194 - Sauce us.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on Politics - politics news,... -1
#178 - Wasn't the earth's tilt caused by some giant meteor?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Squid Eye 0
#373 - N. Korean citizen (03/11/2013) [-]
Earth's tilt has an effect on wind and water currents, among other things I am unaware of. The pressure clearly did have an effect on, or is related to, factors that were influential to creating life as we know it.
User avatar #516 - beatmasterz (03/12/2013) [-]
Yes, it also caused our seasons.
#80 - You're actually right. He got too late at a concert for playin…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on Irrelevant Title +8
User avatar #124 - elcreepo (03/11/2013) [-]
"His bodyguards restrained him, presumably as much for Bieber's protection as the photographer's." Taken from the news story about his outburst towards paparazzi.
#105 - *hasn't  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Too Soon? +3
User avatar #109 - noonesperfect (03/11/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #114 - Mahazama (03/11/2013) [-]
noonesperfect , apparently
#208 - irate means being really angry... 03/11/2013 on 4chan 0
#482 - I doubt this is true. 03/11/2013 on How Stuff Works +1
#131 - Yes. 03/10/2013 on Facts and shit 0
#34445 - Greentext is just another thing we stole from 4chan, just like…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -2
User avatar #34514 - ZenMacros (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, and? As I and others have stated, it's a practical way of telling a story, so what does it matter where we got it from?
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User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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