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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#9 - *his 07/02/2014 on I'm an adult 0
#103 - Just don't drink soda, it's unhealthy anyway. 07/02/2014 on coke 0
#548 - **beatmasterz rolls 923,323,732** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#54 - Backwards Jeep kind of spells deer, was that on purpose? 07/02/2014 on Jeep 0
#142 - Remove last three panels for feels. 07/01/2014 on we all know where this is... 0
#87 - but ***** humans =/= neanderthals  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on This week in science | June 29 0
#89 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
> imblyign niggas = humans
#65083 - sure you will buddy  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65084 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the support mate.
#65081 - east, whatever, all the same.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65082 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Balkans.
If my time comes I shall live it.
User avatar #65083 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
sure you will buddy
User avatar #65084 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the support mate.
#65079 - You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
#65077 - Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean **** . Hierarchi…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
#65075 - Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of powe…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
#65073 - *not to 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#65072 - But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictat…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65070 - So?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65068 - Saying it twice doesn't make it more true  [+] (13 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65069 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
It's more royal to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictator.
User avatar #65070 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
So?
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65066 - no  [+] (15 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65067 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65068 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Saying it twice doesn't make it more true
User avatar #65069 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
It's more royal to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictator.
User avatar #65070 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
So?
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65064 - A dictator is someone with absolute power, nothing more. Emper…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65065 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65066 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #65067 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65068 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Saying it twice doesn't make it more true
User avatar #65069 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
It's more royal to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictator.
User avatar #65070 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
So?
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65060 - They usually are.  [+] (19 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65063 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Depends on who you are talking about but isn't it more fitting to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictators. It's more royal.
User avatar #65064 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
A dictator is someone with absolute power, nothing more. Emperors hold absolute power, therefore.....
User avatar #65065 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65066 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #65067 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65068 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Saying it twice doesn't make it more true
User avatar #65069 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
It's more royal to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictator.
User avatar #65070 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
So?
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#5396 - **beatmasterz rolled user altairibnlaahad ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#68 - How does HUMAN **** tell us about what NEANDERTHA…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on This week in science | June 29 +1
#85 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Stick your ear in your shit and tell me you don't hear it say what you ate.
User avatar #87 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
but nigga humans =/= neanderthals
#89 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
> imblyign niggas = humans
#28690 - lel, sure buddy 06/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#38 - thats not important 06/30/2014 on Benjamin Franklin -2
#30 - they didnt have cars yet you idiot  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Benjamin Franklin -2
User avatar #68 - thegrimgenius (06/30/2014) [-]
Ben Franklin constantly rode in carriages, or hired prisoners to carry him. Git gud.
User avatar #35 - buttercupbunny (06/30/2014) [-]
but they had carriages numbnuts
User avatar #38 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
thats not important
#28645 - Don't hate the player, hate the game. Besides if we got the ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #28673 - mexicandudeinsd (06/30/2014) [-]
>still
mexico dominated the game
#28690 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
lel, sure buddy
#141056 - I use eset nod32 antivirus 6. Nice interface, runs well in the… 06/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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