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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:7/29/2014
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#281596 - Yeezus was a bretty good album 06/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#978036 - Yeah it sucked pretty hard. Things went downhill after brotherhood. 06/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#139942 - Consider the following: 1. they're kids shows, grow the fuck up 06/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +3
#98 - Yes and you can classify races by what they have in common or …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on Say no to racism 0
User avatar #99 - schnizel (06/22/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#96 - Same thing.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Say no to racism 0
User avatar #97 - schnizel (06/22/2014) [-]
Similarities are things people have in common, differences are what they don't have in common.
User avatar #98 - beatmasterz (06/22/2014) [-]
Yes and you can classify races by what they have in common or what they don't have in common. Good job, schnizel.
User avatar #99 - schnizel (06/22/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#94 - Races are generally distinguished by physical similarities.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Say no to racism 0
User avatar #95 - schnizel (06/22/2014) [-]
Or differences.
User avatar #96 - beatmasterz (06/22/2014) [-]
Same thing.
User avatar #97 - schnizel (06/22/2014) [-]
Similarities are things people have in common, differences are what they don't have in common.
User avatar #98 - beatmasterz (06/22/2014) [-]
Yes and you can classify races by what they have in common or what they don't have in common. Good job, schnizel.
User avatar #99 - schnizel (06/22/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#51 - I was expecting the duck. 06/22/2014 on some stuff 0
#67 - How are jews a race  [+] (7 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Say no to racism 0
User avatar #94 - beatmasterz (06/22/2014) [-]
Races are generally distinguished by physical similarities.
User avatar #95 - schnizel (06/22/2014) [-]
Or differences.
User avatar #96 - beatmasterz (06/22/2014) [-]
Same thing.
User avatar #97 - schnizel (06/22/2014) [-]
Similarities are things people have in common, differences are what they don't have in common.
User avatar #98 - beatmasterz (06/22/2014) [-]
Yes and you can classify races by what they have in common or what they don't have in common. Good job, schnizel.
User avatar #99 - schnizel (06/22/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#305 - Only wholegrain bread please, I have diabetes. 06/21/2014 on Shitposting Bread 0
#26 - Aren't there 51 states already?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on One Nation -1
User avatar #27 - turtletroll (06/19/2014) [-]
No but Britain is referred to as the 51st state sometimes.

There's 50.
#46 - I'm pissed if the US makes it to the finals. 06/19/2014 on Team USA -6
#363 - bring it bitch 06/19/2014 on King Shitpost 0
#26805 - Yes, we spared australia its dignity. 06/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#26802 - SUCK IT AUSTRALIA. LIONS EAT KANGAROOS FOR BREAKFAST  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #26804 - lawuser (06/18/2014) [-]
This one was quite a challenge to swallow, it seems.
User avatar #26805 - beatmasterz (06/18/2014) [-]
Yes, we spared australia its dignity.
#120 - You can't explain the word "er" to a foreigner. You …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on english 0
User avatar #131 - nustix (06/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes it can be translated there.
Er was dus een
So there was a

other times you use it as a conjuction when you say then.
#29 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** gross 06/18/2014 on didn't see that coming -1
#28 - Comment deleted 06/18/2014 on didn't see that coming 0
#71 - the fuck is the chronicles of riddick  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Riddick 0
User avatar #80 - jaegarbombastic (06/18/2014) [-]
Wait wait wait.

Watch Pitch Black first.

Then Chronicles of Riddick.

Then the newest one.
#76 - thenikohero (06/18/2014) [-]
You're joking right?
#13 - guise im so high guise g-guise im so high i smoke …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on the real deal +42
User avatar #21 - platinuminfernape (06/17/2014) [-]
No, you haven't injected all the 420 yet.
#27 - heervaaghaar (06/17/2014) [-]
Has he injected THREE marijuana, if not more?
#23026 - No I think it's called deus ex machina.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #23027 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. You can see that plot coming a mile away, or at the very least, the warging ability having some importance and use in the future, it's by definition impossible for it to be a Deus ex machina.

It could only be Deus ex machina if the warging abilities were never mentioned, shown or learned by the reader and then suddenly they have this special power from nowhere and Bran could control dragons to have them kill all the others.

Grrm firmly established warging early on, as did the show and it's been built on more and more with each book. Although, in the show, it has gotten much less attention. I think so far only Bran and a few wildling characters have displayed the ability to warg.
#23024 - How can anyone know that when not even George does? He's writt…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #23025 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
It's called foreshadowing. There's a reason why all or most of the stark children can warg. It's all leading up to something.

Warging will probably save Jon Snow's life, considering he dies in book 5.
User avatar #23026 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
No I think it's called deus ex machina.
User avatar #23027 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. You can see that plot coming a mile away, or at the very least, the warging ability having some importance and use in the future, it's by definition impossible for it to be a Deus ex machina.

It could only be Deus ex machina if the warging abilities were never mentioned, shown or learned by the reader and then suddenly they have this special power from nowhere and Bran could control dragons to have them kill all the others.

Grrm firmly established warging early on, as did the show and it's been built on more and more with each book. Although, in the show, it has gotten much less attention. I think so far only Bran and a few wildling characters have displayed the ability to warg.
#23021 - There aren't any good marvel films. Spider-man 2 comes closest.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#23028 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/17/2014) [-]
i agree kinda with you.
captain america and thor and iron man were at least decent. along with avengers. i pretty much hated every sequel.

that being said spiderman and xmen were fox studios not marvel. they were sold off along with fantastic 4 before the comic book craze
#139121 - What? 06/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#139120 - Ask her number from a friend. 06/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#232 - The cords unplug because they're too short, so they're also to… 06/17/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 3 0

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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