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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7275
Comment Ranking:#14408
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 741 total,  998 ,  257
Comment Thumbs: 12599 total,  16212 ,  3613
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 30.2% (302/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:5866
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:5411
FJ Points:3618

latest user's comments

#1151034 - Are there any good nintendo DS emulators? I want to replay a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1151035 - adzoh (01/14/2015) [-]
Desmume is one of the best
#80 - that wasn't a fart  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on The good kind of Muslim 0
User avatar #137 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (01/14/2015) [-]
No that's a man.
#23835 - Not at first but once you're past your noob gains, yes it will… 01/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#35 - I'm glad I never make oc so I never have to think for myself. 01/13/2015 on Hoppin' on the Bandwagon 0
#27 - I always wonder what happens when the thumbs are between 500 and -5.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Hoppin' on the Bandwagon 0
User avatar #32 - TheHutchie (01/13/2015) [-]
The creator gets to do something very, very rare:

It's called "making a decision".

FJ posters hate it, because it requires thinking for themselves, and not having orders from a fanbase who're only gonna giggle and then masturbate anyway.
User avatar #35 - beatmasterz (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm glad I never make oc so I never have to think for myself.
User avatar #33 - TheHutchie (01/13/2015) [-]
This is one of those things that some people are going to laugh at and others are going to (for some silly reason) feel insulted by, isn't it?
#336 - MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW 01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 8 : MP4s 0
#23830 - Steadily. If you're very fat, refrain from eating less than th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #23834 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/13/2015) [-]
What if you wanna do that while trying to make gains? Won't a calorie deficit fuck with your muscles/lose gains?
User avatar #23835 - beatmasterz (01/13/2015) [-]
Not at first but once you're past your noob gains, yes it will impact your gains negatively. You can minimalize that by eating clean and upping your protein intake.
#23825 - If you wanna look better find a gym. If not, pushups, situps, … 01/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
#23824 - First off all, the infinite amount of crunches in the world wi…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +3
User avatar #23842 - notquiteoriginal (01/13/2015) [-]
Well my diets not too bad, and I'm at a healthy weight and such (5'11" at 167lbs) but I may try the 500 cal deficit
#23857 - baglesbites (01/14/2015) [-]
Ab visibility is really dependent on lower bodyfat. You probably won't see much definition in the lower abs until you hit around 10% or lower. If you really want some killer abs in the long term, focus on building mass in your core with a progressive overloading system. Heavy compounds like squats and deadlifts and isolation exercises like hanging leg raises and cable crunches my personal favorites.
#23829 - anonymous (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm in the same situation. How quick will if go at a 500 cal deficit?
User avatar #23830 - beatmasterz (01/13/2015) [-]
Steadily. If you're very fat, refrain from eating less than that or you'll get stuck with stretch marks and loose skin.
User avatar #23834 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/13/2015) [-]
What if you wanna do that while trying to make gains? Won't a calorie deficit fuck with your muscles/lose gains?
User avatar #23835 - beatmasterz (01/13/2015) [-]
Not at first but once you're past your noob gains, yes it will impact your gains negatively. You can minimalize that by eating clean and upping your protein intake.
#386 - first 01/13/2015 on internet addicted? 0
#7 - And chest day apparently. 01/13/2015 on 10 year old face 0
#37 - Keeps your lower back straight. 01/13/2015 on she can lift -1
#75740 - Is there something inherently wrong with islam or is it just a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #75745 - schnizel (01/12/2015) [-]
Listen lil nigga....Islam is barbaric and always has been.
After Muhammad died, the people who lived with him and knew his religion best immediately fell into war with each other.
Fatima, Muhammad's favorite daughter, survived the early years among the unbelievers at Mecca safe and sound, yet died of stress from the persecution of fellow Muslims only six months after her father died. She even miscarried Muhammad's grandchild after having her ribs broken by the man who became the second caliph.
Fatima's husband Ali, who was the second convert to Islam and was raised like a son to Muhammad, fought a civil war against an army raised by Aisha, Muhammad's favorite wife - and one whom he had said was a "perfect woman." 10,000 Muslims were killed in a single battle waged less than 25 years after Muhammad's death.
Three of the first four Muslim rulers (caliphs) were murdered. All of them were among Muhammad's closest companions. The third caliph was killed by allies of the son of the first (who was murdered by the fifth caliph a few years later, then wrapped in the skin of a dead donkey and burned). The fourth caliph (Ali) was stabbed to death after a bitter dispute with the fifth. The fifth caliph went on to poison one of Muhammad's two favorite grandsons. The other grandson was later beheaded by the sixth caliph.
The infighting and power struggles between Muhammad's family members, closest companions and their children only intensified with time. Within 50 short years of Muhammad's death, even the Kaaba, which had stood for centuries under pagan religion, lay in ruins from internal Muslim war...And that's just the fate of those within the house of Islam!
User avatar #75741 - jewishcommunazi (01/12/2015) [-]
Countries that happen to be predominantly muslim are in general shitholes.
#170588 - This site is for 18 and older, **** off. 01/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#347 - Gelukkig kom ik nooit in zuid-afrika  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO... +1
#348 - stefanovic (01/10/2015) [-]
Mooi gezegd, waarde taalgenoot.
#343 - Ik kan tenminste roddelen over mensen in ieder land waar ik op…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2015 on WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO... 0
User avatar #346 - stefanovic (01/10/2015) [-]
Dan kan je beter Zweeds leren ofzo, veel toeristische plaatsen zitten vol met Nederlanders en Vlamingen...
+ Zuid-Afrikanen zullen je ook verstaan
User avatar #347 - beatmasterz (01/10/2015) [-]
Gelukkig kom ik nooit in zuid-afrika
#348 - stefanovic (01/10/2015) [-]
Mooi gezegd, waarde taalgenoot.
#10 - That's not a roid gut. 01/08/2015 on More like rolling figures +8
#57 - Would you believe me if I said I was in that thread and was th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on /fit/ in a nutshell 0
#63 - jettisded (01/06/2015) [-]
No
jk bby ily
#5 - I uploaded it once and deleted it again, calm your titties. 01/06/2015 on Awesoem optical illusoins 0
#169738 - ahhh 01/06/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#169734 - Why is my content hidden if I upload it?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #169735 - focalanemo (01/06/2015) [-]
you mean the thumbs?
All new content uploaded don't show thumbs for 1 hour
User avatar #169738 - beatmasterz (01/06/2015) [-]
ahhh
#17 - jeff pls go 01/04/2015 on Bread +2
#21 - wait that's it? 01/04/2015 on Why can't I stop laughing? +5
#52 - Can someone explain how the percentages work?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/04/2015 on don't mess with the top tier 0
#62 - jettom (01/04/2015) [-]
The more damage your puny enemy takes, the higher chance there is of him blasting out of the stage!
But the heavy characters have "super armor" when they're at lower health, meaning they'll just shrug off attacks until they hit around 50-60%.

In the first 3 super smash games, this was not the case. But in the fourth, Super Armour is a very welcome addition to the game. Some abilities grant it.

For an example, Warlock Punch by Ganondorf gives him super armor.. in other words, you can't really interrupt it anymore, you have to run away or grab Ganon.. or inflict more than 20% damage on him.
User avatar #64 - Visual (01/04/2015) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong but Bowser is the only heavy that has constant super armor against weaker attacks at a lower percentage. Other characters usually only have super armor when using certain attacks/moves (i.e. all of Little Mac's smash attacks, a fully charged giant punch from DK, Ikes up+B, Charizard's flare blitz and rock smash, etc.)
#65 - jettom (01/04/2015) [-]
You're right. I worded myself bad, I meant to say that Bowser has constant super armor till he's at 50-60 with other heavy characters having more attacks giving Super Armor.
User avatar #59 - siveon (01/04/2015) [-]
supersmashbros.wikia.com/wiki/Damage

TL;DR: Get hit -> Percentage Goes up -> More vulnerable to getting knocked out of the ring (goal of the basic game).
#58 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
the bigger the number, the more devastating the attack and more likely to get knocked out of the arena
User avatar #57 - mikasuh (01/04/2015) [-]
So basically the more percentage you have,the easier it is to get punched off the map,which is how you defeat your enemies.
#55 - barstoolninja (01/04/2015) [-]
higher percent means higher damage. the more damage you take, the further you get sent flying by attacks.
#56 - herosoldier (01/04/2015) [-]
the more damage you take, the higher the percentage rises, and the higher the percentage is, the farther you fly when hit.
#137 - Wow that was two year ago and it still applies. 01/03/2015 on They hate us 'cause they anus +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#66 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi beatmasterz! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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