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- You can replace 'black' with anything else.
- Life is what you make of it. I know it's cliche but it's true.…
Trying to be the master of your fate is like trying to predict a random number generator.
Yes, you can have influence on your future, but you never how others will influence your future.
Besides, RNG hates me when I'm playing games.
You'd be surprised as to how much you can achieve on your own without the help of others.
Well, suprise me. and where should I even start.
Where are you know and where do you want to be?
I'm now at the bottom hole of a deep abyss, I don't really have any friends left, I live alone with my bitchy mom, no relationship and close to suicide.
But yeah...soon moving out for college, fresh new start I guess...
Where do I want to be? Just enjoying life with friends, maybe a relationship, feel comfortable with myself, losing contact with my mom and I guess good grades.
The last thing is indeed my own resposibility, I can give you that.
And you're saying all of that depends on random valuables?
They aren't really random, I'm just not able to have an influence on most of them.
Of course you are. Get a job, join a gym and a sport, find a hobby. Be sociable and make friends in college.....
I have to wait for all of those, since I'm about to move out I can't do that where I'm living atm. Can't really get a job as my study is full time and requires you to work on a portfolio in off hours. Might join a gym or a sport, not sure which one.... I'll try to be social in college. (though it hasn't started yet, my intro party is on tuesday.)
This doesn't guarantee any succes, tho
Of course it doesn't but what's the alternative? Sitting behind the computer all day?
So which one garantuees more success in your opinion?
- **beatmasterz rolled image ** draw this picasso style
Comment and you win
- **beatmasterz rolls 080,082,337**
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- All the surrounding comments describing the cleverness of the …
- It's almost like people age.
Hot for teacher
- I feel like a creep walking up to random girls and start conve…
I have a boner for you.
Hey there girl you wan sum fuk?
Hey have you met beatmasterz?
note you will need a friend for this one.
Hey you like magic?
note you will need to know magic for this one
Can I have some money?
Can you give me a lift home?
Can you do my homework?
Where am I?
- phone or video?
thought of that makes me even more nervous.
- ***** you met a fellow dutchman
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