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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:11/29/2014
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#325805 - Ok, well nevertheless. 02/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#325802 - How do you know that?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #325804 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
It tells you at some point during the game.
User avatar #325805 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Ok, well nevertheless.
#325787 - No I mean, why would you even be on the execution convoy to be…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #325793 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
You were crossing the border legally, but were knocked out anyway because you had good enough timing to cross at the same time as Jarl Ulfric.
User avatar #325802 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
How do you know that?
User avatar #325804 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
It tells you at some point during the game.
User avatar #325805 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Ok, well nevertheless.
#325776 - Oh yeah, but why would you be executed then.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #325784 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
They don't give a shit and want to get it over with. It's easier to just kill you than go through all the work of checking who you are.
User avatar #325787 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
No I mean, why would you even be on the execution convoy to begin with? No ordinary peasant gets sent to Helgen like that.
User avatar #325793 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
You were crossing the border legally, but were knocked out anyway because you had good enough timing to cross at the same time as Jarl Ulfric.
User avatar #325802 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
How do you know that?
User avatar #325804 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
It tells you at some point during the game.
User avatar #325805 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Ok, well nevertheless.
User avatar #325781 - muffinzexe (02/03/2013) [-]
Because they don't care about your life.
#325773 - So why would you be executed?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #325779 - thedasher (02/03/2013) [-]
Because the commander told the other guy to kill you anyway, no objections from him there


Quality justice system
#325770 - How do you know?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #325774 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
You weren't on the list of criminals in the beginning. That kinda implies that you arent a criminal.
User avatar #325776 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, but why would you be executed then.
User avatar #325784 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
They don't give a shit and want to get it over with. It's easier to just kill you than go through all the work of checking who you are.
User avatar #325787 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
No I mean, why would you even be on the execution convoy to begin with? No ordinary peasant gets sent to Helgen like that.
User avatar #325793 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
You were crossing the border legally, but were knocked out anyway because you had good enough timing to cross at the same time as Jarl Ulfric.
User avatar #325802 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
How do you know that?
User avatar #325804 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
It tells you at some point during the game.
User avatar #325805 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Ok, well nevertheless.
User avatar #325781 - muffinzexe (02/03/2013) [-]
Because they don't care about your life.
#325766 - You can't hate on them for executing criminals.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #325771 - thedasher (02/03/2013) [-]
They didn't even have you on their list
User avatar #325773 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
So why would you be executed?
User avatar #325779 - thedasher (02/03/2013) [-]
Because the commander told the other guy to kill you anyway, no objections from him there


Quality justice system
User avatar #325769 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
But you aren't a criminal, so yes you can.
User avatar #325770 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
How do you know?
User avatar #325774 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
You weren't on the list of criminals in the beginning. That kinda implies that you arent a criminal.
User avatar #325776 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, but why would you be executed then.
User avatar #325784 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
They don't give a shit and want to get it over with. It's easier to just kill you than go through all the work of checking who you are.
User avatar #325787 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
No I mean, why would you even be on the execution convoy to begin with? No ordinary peasant gets sent to Helgen like that.
User avatar #325793 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
You were crossing the border legally, but were knocked out anyway because you had good enough timing to cross at the same time as Jarl Ulfric.
User avatar #325802 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
How do you know that?
User avatar #325804 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
It tells you at some point during the game.
User avatar #325805 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Ok, well nevertheless.
User avatar #325781 - muffinzexe (02/03/2013) [-]
Because they don't care about your life.
#325756 - Imperials or stormcloaks? Personally I choose for the…  [+] (22 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #325895 - herblegerble (02/03/2013) [-]
Imperials because Whiterun is my favourite place in all of Skyrim and I didn't want to make it look shitty by taking it over and stuff.
User avatar #325901 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
This is the part I don't understand. As you join imperials, can you take cities?
User avatar #325906 - herblegerble (02/03/2013) [-]
You took one city, Windhelm I think. It's part of the quest line. I also thought you could just take whatever you want, but nope.
User avatar #325815 - bananarchy (02/03/2013) [-]
Imperials
User avatar #325767 - muffinzexe (02/03/2013) [-]
I dislike both.
User avatar #325761 - thedasher (02/03/2013) [-]
'I know that we were going to kill you and shit, but come on....Shhh it will be safe, just come with me'
User avatar #325766 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
You can't hate on them for executing criminals.
User avatar #325771 - thedasher (02/03/2013) [-]
They didn't even have you on their list
User avatar #325773 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
So why would you be executed?
User avatar #325779 - thedasher (02/03/2013) [-]
Because the commander told the other guy to kill you anyway, no objections from him there


Quality justice system
User avatar #325769 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
But you aren't a criminal, so yes you can.
User avatar #325770 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
How do you know?
User avatar #325774 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
You weren't on the list of criminals in the beginning. That kinda implies that you arent a criminal.
User avatar #325776 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, but why would you be executed then.
User avatar #325784 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
They don't give a shit and want to get it over with. It's easier to just kill you than go through all the work of checking who you are.
User avatar #325787 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
No I mean, why would you even be on the execution convoy to begin with? No ordinary peasant gets sent to Helgen like that.
User avatar #325793 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
You were crossing the border legally, but were knocked out anyway because you had good enough timing to cross at the same time as Jarl Ulfric.
User avatar #325802 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
How do you know that?
User avatar #325804 - natanhiel (02/03/2013) [-]
It tells you at some point during the game.
User avatar #325805 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Ok, well nevertheless.
User avatar #325781 - muffinzexe (02/03/2013) [-]
Because they don't care about your life.
User avatar #325758 - omariuso (02/03/2013) [-]
Imperials because they aren't racist.
#68 - ahhh 02/03/2013 on chapter of my life 0
#57 - If you saw that you had a better chance of living than if you didn't. 02/03/2013 on ONLY 1300S KIDS WILL... +3
#26 - *I  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2013 on chapter of my life +9
User avatar #51 - littlejessicaxox (02/03/2013) [-]
This book is "Will Grayson Will Grayson". Its about two guys with the same name and the chapters alternate between each of the boys until they meet. This Will Grayson has really bad grammar and is written as if he is IMing. JUST SAYIN'
User avatar #68 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
ahhh
#208 - What are you, 7? 02/03/2013 on Hot winter +4
#4128 - **beatmasterz rolled a random image posted in comment #21756… 02/03/2013 on Your New Girlfriend +1
#47 - Well, even outside Australia you can't get away with saying …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2013 on White People 0
User avatar #48 - the one and only (02/03/2013) [-]
Yeah true I guess, wasn't thinking straight haha
User avatar #49 - skulldan (02/10/2013) [-]
whos line is it anyway is ON australian tv
User avatar #50 - the one and only (02/10/2013) [-]
oh it is? I'm gonna have to flick through to see what channel
User avatar #51 - skulldan (02/11/2013) [-]
channel 12, not sure what times

(might be 11)
User avatar #52 - the one and only (02/11/2013) [-]
cheers I'll keep my eyes open
#52275 - "I'm sure you are", then you wink. 02/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +3
#52274 - Do it yourself, lazy **** . 02/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#92 - aight 02/02/2013 on Hilarious Video Game Logic 0
#25 - Picture 02/02/2013 on The south +51
#29 - Why you not learn english? 02/02/2013 on Internet Explorer 0
#47 - Just a question. Do torches ever go out? Do I need to take a …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Hilarious Video Game Logic 0
User avatar #57 - floetrol (02/02/2013) [-]
They do, after a while. SO like 5 would be best.
User avatar #92 - beatmasterz (02/02/2013) [-]
aight
#31 - Of course not.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2013 on White People +1
User avatar #46 - the one and only (02/03/2013) [-]
I have never watched this show, that's all, I live in australia, all we have on t.v. is reality cooking and renovating shows.
User avatar #47 - beatmasterz (02/03/2013) [-]
Well, even outside Australia you can't get away with saying nigger on tv.
User avatar #48 - the one and only (02/03/2013) [-]
Yeah true I guess, wasn't thinking straight haha
User avatar #49 - skulldan (02/10/2013) [-]
whos line is it anyway is ON australian tv
User avatar #50 - the one and only (02/10/2013) [-]
oh it is? I'm gonna have to flick through to see what channel
User avatar #51 - skulldan (02/11/2013) [-]
channel 12, not sure what times

(might be 11)
User avatar #52 - the one and only (02/11/2013) [-]
cheers I'll keep my eyes open
#29 - Comment deleted 02/01/2013 on OH TONY! +3
#138 - I heard somewhere it's used to color difficult objects which a… 02/01/2013 on Nano suit 0
#343 - The Lord of the Rings is the only movie of those I can still enjoy. 02/01/2013 on fix'd +2
#23156 - Picture 02/01/2013 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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