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#68500 - You can replace 'black' with anything else. 08/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#151282 - :^) 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151281 - Life is what you make of it. I know it's cliche but it's true.…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151286 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Trying to be the master of your fate is like trying to predict a random number generator.
Yes, you can have influence on your future, but you never how others will influence your future.
Besides, RNG hates me when I'm playing games.
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#151287 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised as to how much you can achieve on your own without the help of others.
#151288 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Well, suprise me. and where should I even start.
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#151289 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Where are you know and where do you want to be?
#151290 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm now at the bottom hole of a deep abyss, I don't really have any friends left, I live alone with my bitchy mom, no relationship and close to suicide.

But yeah...soon moving out for college, fresh new start I guess...

Where do I want to be? Just enjoying life with friends, maybe a relationship, feel comfortable with myself, losing contact with my mom and I guess good grades. The last thing is indeed my own resposibility, I can give you that.
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#151293 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
And you're saying all of that depends on random valuables?
#151294 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
They aren't really random, I'm just not able to have an influence on most of them.
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#151295 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course you are. Get a job, join a gym and a sport, find a hobby. Be sociable and make friends in college.....
#151296 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I have to wait for all of those, since I'm about to move out I can't do that where I'm living atm. Can't really get a job as my study is full time and requires you to work on a portfolio in off hours. Might join a gym or a sport, not sure which one.... I'll try to be social in college. (though it hasn't started yet, my intro party is on tuesday.)

This doesn't guarantee any succes, tho
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#151297 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course it doesn't but what's the alternative? Sitting behind the computer all day?
#151304 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much
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#151305 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
So which one garantuees more success in your opinion?
#390 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** draw this picasso style 08/23/2014 on Comment and you win 0
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#64 - It's almost like people age. 08/23/2014 on Hot for teacher 0
#150393 - I feel like a creep walking up to random girls and start conve…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#150423 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
I have a boner for you.
Hey there girl you wan sum fuk?
Hey have you met beatmasterz? note you will need a friend for this one.
Hey you like magic? note you will need to know magic for this one
Wanna bang?
Wanna hang?
Can I have some money?
Can you give me a lift home?
Can you do my homework?
Where am I?
#150392 - phone or video?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#150394 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
thought of that makes me even more nervous.
#114058 - ***** you met a fellow dutchman 08/17/2014 on Social Board 0