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beatmasterz

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7706
Comment Ranking:#10515
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 741 total,  998 ,  257
Comment Thumbs: 12600 total,  16155 ,  3555
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 29.4% (294/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:5861
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:5343
FJ Points:3610

latest user's comments

#168578 - I don't think I can search by state 12/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#168574 - there are a ******* of universities in maryland  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168575 - derpityhurr (12/28/2014) [-]
try them all
if you want you can PM me the name and i can help
#168569 - Can I find someone online with only: -her first name …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168604 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
idk if you can find someone with the information of their skin color. Just sayin
User avatar #168603 - rereviven (12/28/2014) [-]
Do you know any of her usernames to a website?
User avatar #168582 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/28/2014) [-]
Facebook?
User avatar #168580 - silverzepher (12/28/2014) [-]
Maybe, you would do better with a name current Ares, and estimate on age. and go to 411
User avatar #168577 - awesomerninjathing (12/28/2014) [-]
do you know what she looks like?

go on facebook advanced search, type her name, search by state, and look through the girls
User avatar #168578 - beatmasterz (12/28/2014) [-]
I don't think I can search by state
User avatar #168570 - derpityhurr (12/28/2014) [-]
you prolly know the university she goes to based on the state
if the name is really black or just unique it won't be too hard
User avatar #168574 - beatmasterz (12/28/2014) [-]
there are a fuckton of universities in maryland
User avatar #168575 - derpityhurr (12/28/2014) [-]
try them all
if you want you can PM me the name and i can help
#22 - Your girl goes on tinder to **** random strangers. 12/27/2014 on My type of girl 0
#19 - He had sex with his mom 12/27/2014 on Thanks mom 0
#224 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"** **beatmasterz roll… 12/27/2014 on Well it's true 0
#223 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"** **beatmasterz roll… 12/27/2014 on Well it's true 0
#222 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah question*"** **beatmasterz ro…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Well it's true 0
User avatar #224 - beatmasterz (12/27/2014) [-]
**beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"**
**beatmasterz rolls Praying the gay away.**
User avatar #223 - beatmasterz (12/27/2014) [-]
**beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"**
**beatmasterz rolls A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw.**
#36 - Op if you're talking about that experiment with the people in … 12/26/2014 on brain "facts" 0
#31 - ask your dad 12/25/2014 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... 0
#25 - I woudl but I already sucked your dad's  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... -2
User avatar #27 - jdrinfantry (12/25/2014) [-]
How does it feel to be necrophilic, fag?
User avatar #31 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
ask your dad
#15 - Not defending feminsists or anything but Dan Bilzerian is one …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... 0
User avatar #24 - jdrinfantry (12/25/2014) [-]
Suck a dick
User avatar #25 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
I woudl but I already sucked your dad's
User avatar #27 - jdrinfantry (12/25/2014) [-]
How does it feel to be necrophilic, fag?
User avatar #31 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
ask your dad
User avatar #22 - spelt (12/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry he had 3 heart attacks already, he'll be gone in a few years.
#41 - Being 7'2 myself, I can't meet girls because I never fit throu… 12/25/2014 on No Hate +1
#147 - Honestly I just downloaded most of them off deviantart. But I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Cool Trick I found... +1
User avatar #150 - studmaster (12/25/2014) [-]
To deviant art it is!
User avatar #171 - drewbug (12/25/2014) [-]
Hahaha, I've been browsing for ages now. If you like the without folder border effect here's some dood artists' ive finally found
darklephise.deviantart.com/
amirovic.deviantart.com/
#153 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"** **beatmasterz roll… 12/25/2014 on too real man 0
#152 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah question*"** **beatmasterz ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on too real man 0
User avatar #153 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
**beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"**
**beatmasterz rolls The folly of man.**
#118 - I've done this for ages.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Cool Trick I found... +1
User avatar #144 - studmaster (12/25/2014) [-]
How did you make it cool looking? I can only make it a square
User avatar #147 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
Honestly I just downloaded most of them off deviantart. But I'm sure if you're decent with photoshop you can make a shape on a transparent composition.
User avatar #150 - studmaster (12/25/2014) [-]
To deviant art it is!
User avatar #171 - drewbug (12/25/2014) [-]
Hahaha, I've been browsing for ages now. If you like the without folder border effect here's some dood artists' ive finally found
darklephise.deviantart.com/
amirovic.deviantart.com/
#30 - HAHAHAHHAAHAH LE FUNNY BURN MEME HAHAHAHA;EIOFJOAIEJFIOJASIOIO… 12/24/2014 on Supah Hot 0
#351409 - I talked to a person with gender dysphoria today. Guess what? … 12/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#71 - Don't ruin it you cynical asshole 12/22/2014 on Kit Kat wins, even if it loses +1
#168036 - Female argonian. 12/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100 - Just vault over the railing ***** 12/22/2014 on Mo Money 0
#167953 - **beatmasterz used "*roll 2, 1-99*"** **beatmasterz rolls 3…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #167954 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
ggnore
User avatar #167991 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
Are we talking a male or female argonian?
User avatar #167992 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
I believe males would be "Lusty Butler."
Since he has specified Lusty Maid I believe she will be a female Argonian.
User avatar #167994 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
played the game numerous times on Xbox. Not only is this my first PC play-through, but my first female play-through. Any other details you wish to add (marriage, civil war quest line, etc.)? you do have the reigns here
User avatar #167995 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
No I do not.
Since I did not roll the dubs lel.
User avatar #167997 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
whoops, sorry about that, thought i was opening up a conversation with the roller of dubs. beatmasterz, if you would kindly answer my previous questions?
User avatar #168036 - beatmasterz (12/22/2014) [-]
Female argonian.
#73 - They're talking about >5'8 12/19/2014 on Picky Women 0
#161 - >cartoon I knew I wasn't weird 12/19/2014 on Porn Searches 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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